Chapter Eighty-Nine: Reporting

A week went by.

The Leviathan Colosseum tournament is quietly fermenting.

Somewhere in a slightly humble newspaper office, Dale stared wide-eyed at the freshly printed sample of tomorrow's newspaper in his hand.

This form of writing is too ...... The president will actually pass ......"

Habitually pushing his thick black-rimmed glasses, Dell's tone was full of disbelief.

Trick Dada into ...... Twin Islands No, when I was recruited into the newspaper, I could foresee Dada's achievements as a journalist.

However, he didn't expect Dada to run wildly with sparks and lightning on this road, and it didn't stop.

Not only was it popular with the serialized layout of [The Way of Survival], but the pen name of [Dede Turkey] became an instant hit.

Now, even if you write such a dog-licking manuscript, it can be approved by the president.

This is enough to show how much the president attaches importance to Dada.

"It's an exaggeration......"

After figuring out the joint, Dell still couldn't accept it.

He took the freshly released proofs and stepped down the chaotic hallway to the door of Dada's office.

After knocking on the door a few times, Dale pushed it open and entered.

The first thing that caught his eye was a huge photograph posted on the opposite wall.

In the photo, Maude is standing in the pile of corpses, holding a blood-stained hodor, looking back at the posture with cold eyes.

In the lower right corner of the photo, there are also a few words written by Dada himself - eternal God.

"Hissβ€”β€”!"

Looking at the photo, Dale suddenly gasped.

"Yo, it's Dale."

Dada came out of the bathroom with a comfortable face.

"How's that, it's grand enough!!"

Seeing Dale staring at the photo on the wall, Dada's eyes lit up with excitement.

Dell didn't want to talk about it, so he walked to his desk in silence and put the sample that had just been faxed back from the company's headquarters on his desk.

"Dada, the manuscript you wrote was adopted by the president."

"Oh!"

Dada's eyes lit up, he strode over, picked up the sample that Dale put on the table, and said with a smile: "I really deserve to be the president, and I have a good eye." ”

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Dale's face trembled, and he sighed, "I can understand the mood you want to praise Maude, and you can reach you...... A paragraph that is only 22 bytes, and you use 20 bytes of beautiful words! ”

"What's wrong with that?"

Dada looked at Dale suspiciously.

Dale said solemnly: "The problem is big, you must know that the content of a page is limited, like this paragraph, 20 words of praise can be condensed into 4 words, but in your report, almost all of them are similar paragraphs." ”

"Dale."

Dada reached out and patted Dale on the shoulder, and said seriously: "This is what you don't understand, as long as the writing is not repetitive and smooth, and there are many words...... It's the royal road. ”

Dale was a little confused.

Dada withdrew his hand and said seriously: "Since there is no problem with the president, it means that my concept is correct." ”

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Dale was completely stunned.

Not knowing why, he couldn't refute it.

..........

Following.

Thanks to the efforts of the newspaper delivery gull, the newly baked newspaper flew all over the world.

Naval Headquarters, Marin Vando.

"Hahaha!"

In a Japanese-style building, Karp's hearty laughter can be heard.

"Click."

The laughter was accompanied by the crisp sound of chewing on senbei.

In the office, Karp sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a newspaper in one hand and a half-bitten senbei in the other.

On the sofa in front of him sat Lieutenant General Tsuru, with a serene face.

Karp threw the rest of the senbei into his mouth, then picked up another one from the plate, and said with a smile: "This report is really interesting, it can't be that Maude paid for it, right?" ”

"Ugh."

Looking at Karp's indifferent demeanor, Lieutenant General Tsuru sighed lightly and reached out towards Karp.

Seeing this, Karp put the senbei in the hands of Lieutenant General Tsuru.

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Lieutenant General Tsuru looked at the senbei on his palm and reminded, "It's a newspaper." ”

"Oh, I thought you wanted to eat senbei, little crane."

Karp grinned and took the senbei back, and instead handed the newspaper to Lieutenant General Tsuru.

Lieutenant General Tsuru took the newspaper and silently read the contents of the report.

The entire front page is almost full of praise for Maude.

Although it does not ignore the fact that Maud killed the king of Ahab, the presence of these reports is very weak compared to those flattering words.

The most important thing is that in this report, it is even a fuss about Karp being shot and injured by Maud in Mad Hatter.

It was a trivial injury, but the report only emphasized the fact that Maude shot Karp, which was quite a hint of stepping on Karp and praising Maude.

In terms of position, it is to step on the navy and hold the pirates.

However, the one who was trampled on was the old guy in front of him......

Lieutenant General Crane slowly put down the newspaper and said calmly: "You can still laugh, the Warring States side, it's going to have a headache." ”

"Haha."

Karp didn't care at all, thinking to himself, the headache is Sengoku and not me.

Lieutenant General Tsuru seemed to be able to perceive Karp's inner thoughts, pressed one hand on the photo of Maude in the newspaper, and said, "Maude Pirates, if you continue to let it go......"

"Click."

Karp bit off half of the senbei, and the sound it made interrupted Lieutenant Admiral's thoughts.

Lieutenant General Crane shook his head helplessly, not paying much attention.

Karp didn't have the slightest self-awareness, and said with a big grin: "Little crane, I heard that little Gion suffered a loss at the hands of Maude?" ”

"Well, that's why I'm coming to you today."

Lieutenant General Tsuru nodded slightly, took out a photo from his pocket, and put it in front of Karp.

Karp glanced at the photo and raised his eyebrows.

In the photo, it is Jia Ya holding a one-handed axe, slightly opening her eyes and looking in a certain direction.

"This woman ......"

Karp picked up the photo and looked at it carefully, and he always felt that it was similar.

Lieutenant General Crane said lightly: "Like whom?" ”

"Jabba."

Karp blurted out, and his eyes froze.

Lieutenant General Tsuru pointed to the photo and emphatically said: "This woman's strength is on par with Little Gion, and she is only a member of the Maude Pirates, and there is also the devil sheriff Lafayette, this person should not be underestimated. ”

"Oh......"

Karp pinched his chin and fell into deep thought.

"I'll go talk to the Warring States, Xiaohe, please eat the rest of the fairy shells."

After a few breaths, Karp picked up the photo, dropped a sentence, and left the room in a hurry.

Lieutenant General Tsuru squinted at the open door, and then bowed his head slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

After leaving the room, Karp went straight to the marshal's office.

"Sengoku, I'm in."

There was no knock on the door, and Karp pushed open the door and walked in.

In the office, Sengoku was sitting behind his desk, holding his forehead and looking down at the new bounty orders on the table.

Even when he heard the movement coming from the gate, he didn't look up.

It wasn't until Karp walked over to his desk that he looked up at Karp.

"Karp."

"Oh, this is the new bounty order for the Maude Pirates......"

Karp noticed several new bounty orders on his desk, and naturally picked up Maude's bounty order, and then, his eyes swept to the amount.

"Tsk...... 360 million? ”

After seeing the amount of the bounty, Karp turned to look at Sengoku.

Sengoku glanced at the scar on Karp's cheek and said calmly: "This guy attacked and killed the kings of the two member countries one after another, and the crimes he committed, as well as the threat and strength he possessed, are enough to match this amount. ”

"Indeed."

Karp placed the bounty on the table along with Jaya's photo.

He came over with a photo of Jaya, but he didn't expect that in the newly released bounty order, there was also a copy of Jaya.