54. It's All Me!
Xia Yi opened his eyes and saw a strange and familiar ceiling.
It's strange because I haven't seen it for a long time, and it's familiar because it's common before.
It was the ceiling of his bedroom, and he came back to reality.
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Xia Yi sat up, he rubbed his head, and felt that he had a long, long dream.
The sun outside the window was strong, and I knew that the noisy cries echoed among the trees, and the air conditioner made the whirring wind.
"Brother, get up!" The door clicked open, and a girl of twelve or thirteen peeked in.
"I'm so tired, I need a kiss to get up." Xia Yi leaned back and lay on the bed.
The girl was dumbfounded, let go of her hand for a long time, and ran to the kitchen: "Grandma, my brother is crazy!" ”
Xia Yi waited in bed for a long time, and did not wait for the familiar good morning kiss.
He sighed.
I'm back to being a single dog.
Holding the quilt, Xia Yi didn't think about it.
"I heard that you have to kiss before you want to get up?"
Xia Yi's grandmother Liu Hong walked into the room, and she smiled evilly: "Grandma came to kiss you." ”
Xia Yi immediately jumped up from the bed: "It's Sisi who said nonsense, I didn't!" ”
"I'm not talking nonsense!" Xia Sisi poked her head out from behind her grandmother and said angrily.
"Alright, go wash your face and brush your teeth." Liu Hong was anxious to see her fried ham, and pulled her granddaughter out of the room.
Xia Yi got dressed, came to the washbasin, picked up a toothbrush, and squeezed the toothpaste.
His movements were rusty because he hadn't brushed his teeth and washed his face for a long time.
The mud has a cleaning function, and he only needs to bury his face in the mud and take a sip, and he can solve the problem.
Because of his unskilled technique, the toothbrush poked his cheek, and he covered his mouth and looked to the side, ready to cry, but there was no one around him.
Throwing the toothbrush into the trash, Xia Yi rinsed his mouth with water, wiped his face briefly, and came to the restaurant.
Liu Hong served bread, omelette, and ham, and now she had time to teach Xia Yi a lesson.
"You don't talk like you, you still want your sister to kiss you, do you know how to be in heat, don't you know how to find a girlfriend!" Liu Hong stared at Xia Yi and scolded.
Not only did I find a girlfriend, but I also had a bunch of children. Xia Yi lowered his head and ate bread.
"That's it!" Xia Sisi doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement.
Xia Yi kicked her, there was a table in the way, and Liu Hong couldn't see it.
Xia Sisi immediately counterattacked, but she was Xia Yi's opponent, and the two feet that came out were caught by Xia Yi with her legs, and she couldn't move.
The girl could only stop and bite the bread viciously.
Liu Hong continued to nag: "The big dragon fetus next door has beaten two, and you haven't talked about a girlfriend, do you want to kill me in a hurry!" ”
Xia Yi pretended not to hear and ate breakfast quickly.
"At that time, you shouldn't have believed that Dao Gu," Liu Hong thought of the past and gritted her teeth, "Otherwise, your little sister Yu will be fine, I would have arranged her for you a long time ago!" ”
Sister Xiaoyu went on a blind date the year before last and just got married this year.
"What Dao Gu?" Xia Yi asked curiously.
"A liar!" Liu Hong's resentment is very big, "When you were a child, I took you to calculate, she said that you have a peach blossom robbery, and you will be entangled with many fierce women, and if you don't pay attention, your life is in danger!" ”
"Do you believe that?" Xia Yi shook his head, the old man was easily deceived by this kind of words.
"She looks like a dog, and everyone said that she was accurate, didn't I believe her! She didn't talk about women at the beginning, she was talking about women, what kind of remote words came one by one, I wasn't fooled by her! Liu Hong was so angry that her face turned red.
"Then what's the connection with you not arranging Sister Xiaoyu for me?" Xia Yi is not reluctant to give up on Sister Xiaoyu, but is simply curious.
"Aren't you going to step on several boats, how can I hurt people." Liu Hong turned her head to look at Xia Sisi, feeling a little guilty about Xia Yi.
“……”
"That Dao Gu is still alive now, I heard that there are very few fortune tellers, but those who have passed are accurate, they must all be trusted!"
If it weren't for the fact that Aunt Dao had always been very accurate, Liu Hong wouldn't have really failed to give her grandson Zhang Luo at all.
Although this kid is a little wooden, his appearance and personality are not bad, as long as she matches, can he still find his girlfriend?
Now that she has a man in the resources at hand, she missed the opportunity!
Liu Hong thought about it and became angry again: "She told me that she has a nose and eyes, and she also said that the first boat you stepped on was named a Ni!" ”
The bread in Xia Yi's hand fell on the table, and the ham in it rolled in front of Xia Sisi.
Xia Sisi quickly picked up the ham, stuffed it into his mouth, and looked at Xia Yi defiantly.
Xia Yi asked his grandmother, "Where does that Dao aunt live?" ”
"It's in the village next door to our hometown," Liu Hong looked at Xia Yi worriedly, "You shouldn't be going to settle accounts with her, right?" No, grandma will introduce you to another one. ”
Xia Yi perfunctory.
In the afternoon, he got on the bus to the countryside and went around for an hour to get to the place.
Liu Hong didn't tell him the exact location, he found a woman and asked:
"Auntie, I heard that there is a very spiritual Taoist aunt in your village......
Before Xia Yi finished speaking, the woman hurriedly said, "She went back to the Taoist temple in the morning." ”
Xia Yi hurriedly asked which Taoist temple it was, but the woman didn't know, and the Taoist aunt didn't say.
In case Xia Yi didn't believe it, the woman led him to the house where Dao Gu lived before, the house was locked and there was no one inside.
Xia Yi could only return the same way.
……
In the room, a Taoist aunt and a blue-haired woman, each holding a black and white child, were playing chess.
"He's coming for me." Dao Gu looked outside the house and said to the blue-haired woman.
"It's for me to come to you." The blue-haired woman dropped the sunspot in her hand.
"No, you can be jealous too?" Dao Gu dropped her white son and frowned at the blue-haired woman.
"It's just a more accurate description of the situation."
"He's going to be intimate with all kinds of weirdness in the future, why aren't you jealous?"
"Those are my incarnations, and they are all myself in essence."
The blue-haired woman looked at the paper lamp next to her, and on the paper lamp, the figure of the mud monster seemed to be moving.
"Hmph, you're using your own doppelganger to NTR yourself!"
Dao Gu fell down heavily, and she was a little annoyed that she couldn't be angry with the other party.
The blue-haired woman didn't answer the sentence.
Dao Gu was unwilling to fail, and provoked again: "Maybe another woman will pop up in the middle and rob him." ”
"The red rope of fate is here."
"If the red rope is really useful, why do you want me to fool his grandmother?"
"You're also a boost from the Red Rope."
Dao Gu was speechless.
She changed the subject: "He used up all the lives you gave, and you didn't help him make up for it?" What if a strange one suddenly appeared and killed him? ”
"Before, the effect of the red rope was not obvious, but now it is not needed."
The blue-haired woman dropped the sunspot and smiled: "I won." ”
"Huh? When did you get together five, damn it! Dao Gu was annoyed.