The Lee family villa on Long Island, New York.

Professor Li was intently looking at the information provided by Wang Shoudao.

His eyebrows were sometimes furrowed, sometimes furrowed. He is very satisfied with Li Zhen's investment report card in China, all the data is showing, everything is showing a gratifying upward trend.

However, what worries him a little is: "Don't you think it's a little strange lately?" ”

Li Zhen has not had an affair for almost four months, and there is no report on TV that he has an affair with a new female star. Even the female star named Scarlett Johansson kept lashing out at him. ”

On the one hand, Professor Li is glad that his son has finally recovered from the pile of women, but on the other hand, he can't help but worry that his son will be like his cousin, who is almost 30 years old and still alone, who does not understand Shakespeare but often writes sonnets.

"Uncle, I don't think you're too nervous. With his cousin's looks, talent, and money ability. You don't have to worry about a woman not liking him at all. In fact, my aunt always asked me to keep an eye on him and not allow him to make a villain too early, and she always asked me to stuff Li Zhen's bag or bedside with family planning supplies. ”

"She doesn't want to be a grandmother so early."

In front of his uncle, Wang Shoudao shook the secret mission assigned by his aunt without principle. After all, his aunt wouldn't instruct him to write sonnets, she would only give money.

What can money solve?

Wang Shoudao is a literary and artistic young man, and he and his pen pals are high-level spiritual exchanges, paying attention to platonic spiritual fit.

"It's nonsense." Professor Li said angrily: "Our Li family has been passed down for three generations, and she doesn't understand the meaning of inheritance at all, and her thinking is completely Westernized. ”

"Listen, from today onwards, you don't provide Li Zhen with family planning supplies, or use needles to pierce holes in his family planning supplies."

Forehead.......

Wang Shoudao was a little hesitant.

He said, "After all, he is my dear friend and family...... You have to add two sonnets a week. ”

Professor Li gritted his teeth and finally agreed.

Then, he saw the breaking news on TV.

"Shocking!! Bruce Lee, the number one playboy in sports, turned out to be a golden bachelor. All the female celebrities who had scandals with him flatly denied dating him. ”

The entertainment anchor on the TV sent a message to the TV in an exaggerated tone: "This is even more incredible than the arrival of aliens on Earth, is it true that our accusations of Bruce's scramps have been wrong all along?" ”

"As his teammates say, he's making so much progress that he doesn't have the energy to be scattered around women?"

The host trembled with excitement, and then the director played the audio secretly recorded by the paparazzi.

It is causing an uproar in television, online and even print media.

The entire North American cultural and sports circle is in a mess.

When Professor Li saw the news, he was shocked: everything is fake?

His mind began to glow.

…

After arriving at the airport in New York, Li Zhen got this message through his mobile phone.

At the time, he was dumbfounded.

He clearly heard from the audio on the Internet that all the female celebrities who had been close to him said that they had nothing to do with him, and he suddenly had a strong sense of absurdity.

Women, why are they always so duplicitous?

I love me and I love to die and live, but I want to pretend to be reserved, saying that I have nothing to do with myself.

However, Li Zhen couldn't help but be a little happy while being stunned.

Glad these women got together and didn't talk about the sweet process with themselves. If it is really debunked, it will really give Li Zhen a headache...... This kind of thing, of course, is very good to be able to walk at night.

Therefore, Li Zhen quickly adjusted his mood.

And that's a good thing!

……

What is surprising is that such a storm has provoked cynicism from many basketball media and NBA players.

"I have long known that all this is media hype, how can there be so many female celebrities desperate to date him? What's more, how could anyone reject Tom Brady and choose him? ”

"Bruce's true colors have been debunked, and he is not as amazing as he claims to be. He will soon be revealed. ”

Bruce managed to hype himself as the most charismatic player in the NBA through scandals, and he received a lot of off-court attention, including sponsorship from advertisers. But now, it's time to put an end to that. Let basketball do the talking. ”

“……”

Instead of reporting on how Bruce turned the tide in Boston, the media outlets that claimed to speak with basketball focused on the fact that Lee Jin's femininity was not as magical as legendary. It's ridiculous, and it's a slap in the face...... This is the essence of the American media: double standards!

Of course, there are also some players who claim to be handsome or think they are more masculine and charismatic and can't wait to step up.

They put on all sorts of beautiful camouflage on themselves.

"If it weren't for the hype, how could there be a female star who was willing to get involved in everything with flashy men. Europeans and Asians are doing their best to portray Bruce as the perfect man, but that's not true, the perfect man should have strong muscles and a strong fighting spirit! ”

Dwyane Wade, who was out for the season, was lying in a hospital bed and did not forget to use Bruce-invested Facebook to voice his opinion.

Of course, many of the comments below also complement his point: the perfect man should also have a well-defined inverted triangle cheek.

"I don't care about him at all, but I know it has to be true. He's a nuisance everywhere. ”

After Paul Pierce arrived in Los Angeles, he didn't forget to talk about it.

In addition, there is James's agent, who is also talking about it. He believes that Li Zhen's commercial value will be greatly affected, and asserts that the films invested by Li Zhen will suffer a miserable Hua Waterloo and have no income.

All of a sudden, many players who had old grievances and conflicts with Li Zhen appeared one after another.

This is also a glimpse into the pattern of Bruce's league today.

He is not only hated by the Boston Big Three of the Pan 96 Golden Generation, but also regarded as a thorn in the side by the 03 Super Platinum Generation. In addition, like the point guard Shuangjiao in '05, the Five Tigers in Detroit... is also obsessed with him.

can offend two or three generations at the same time, I have to say that Li Zhendong has a lot of cheese.

But whatever?

Li Zhen never cared!

If you've decided to take the hardest path in the NBA, why bother being the enemy of the world?

A sour argument that has been said 10,000 times will not become the truth.

It's like when Li Zhen first joined the alliance, the clowns who pointed at him had long since disappeared. The rookies of his class, except for Brandon Roy, who can still see his neck, have long been left behind. La Galarondo even played only one game before realizing that the gap between them could not be crossed.

Strength is hard currency!

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The chain of contempt in sports circles actually had little impact on overall public opinion, although James' agent vowed that "The Hangover" would suffer greatly at the box office and become an important sign of Li Zhen's declining commercial value.

But this agent obviously doesn't know the entertainment industry, let alone women.

It is unimaginable that women love and fantasize about unowned things.

When Bruce was admitted by those female celebrities that he had nothing to do with it, the first thought of the women was not schadenfreude, but distress!

I feel sorry that Bruce Lee has been carrying the black pot for so long, and he is called a playboy.

Then, the second thought was: such a good man has suffered such a serious misunderstanding, and I must be able to comfort him well.

Next up: Why can't I be his lifelong partner?

So, the women were ready to move.

Bruce's sneakers have shown multiplier gains across North America, and hangovers with few scheduled schedules are hard to find.

The box office on the first day exceeded $12 million.

The major theaters hurriedly adjusted the film schedule, and they never dreamed that this news would bring such a strong movie-watching frenzy.

And.

What everyone didn't expect was that although the audience went for Bruce Lee, they all called it worthwhile after leaving the cinema, and this small-budget comedy made female fans praise and give high praise.

On the second day, the film schedule climbed to 10 percent.

After doubling the price, it is still hard to get a ticket.

Because, on major film review websites, word-of-mouth has formed a fermentation.

"The Hangover" is a hilarious family comedy with a lot of flavor. (Review of "Rolling Stone")

Compared to the pre-release expectations, "The Hangover" is really a surprising movie. (Entertainment Weekly)

Bruce Lee's talent is incredible, and it's hard to imagine that this coherent comedy was written by a basketball player. (Chicago Tribune)

"The Hangover" is definitely the best work in the series, it sets the iron law of the plot that cannot be broken: on the eve of the wedding, the friends have a crazy bachelorette party, and after a night of hangover, they completely lose their memory, but the whole team collapses and falls into crisis, so they have to solve the mystery to save their lives. (New York Times Review)

The humor of "The Hangover" continues to flow through the valley like flowing water, and the outstanding performance of the three leading actors keeps the familiar scenes balanced between freshness and intimacy. And the cameos of Bruce and Leondona, two super handsome guys, have become the most amazing easter eggs in the Christmas file. (Review of "Movie World")

The theme of the script created by Bruce condenses the subconscious content of psychoanalysis, and shows the tendency of modern people to seek excitement and carnival due to mental depression. In terms of creative techniques, the film adopts the perspective of the common people, uses the suspense to the extreme, and truly records the language of life, bringing visual and psychological pleasure to the audience. (The New York Times)

When authoritative film critics keep giving positive reviews, coupled with the push of those crazy female fans. The box office of the hangover kept counterattacking by an astonishing magnitude.

The next day's box office had already exceeded $26 million.

And with the third day of the film schedule surpassing the movie starring Johnny Depp and jumping to the second place after "I Am Legend", the most conservative forecast given by the famous film magazine is that the film will grossing more than $250 million in North America.

Compared with its investment of less than 40 million US dollars, Li Zhen, as the largest investor, will undoubtedly make a lot of money.

To know... And that's just the North American box office.

With Bruce's strong influence in Asia and the quality of the film itself, it could have achieved even greater results in the global market, and it would not be an exaggeration to grossing more than $500 million at the total box office.

And, as a family comedy, its revenue in the home video market will also be an exaggerated astronomical figure.

Ashley Olsen had been pleasantly surprised by the back-to-back gaffes, and even Bruce's best fight for seven rounds on Christmas night couldn't make her retract her trembling legs.

Because Paramount, Universal, Fox, Warner, and even Disney have all frantically thrown olive branches to her, they can't wait to collaborate with Li Zhen for the second part.

even offered tens of millions of dollars in guaranteed screenwriter salaries and box office dividends.

This is Hollywood Vanity Fair, where capital is like a shark that smells blood, and they will rush to projects they think will be profitable, and they will give them unbelievable prices.

But it is clear that Li Zhen does not want to make a decision so quickly. Because he hasn't had the plot of Hangover 2 in his head yet.

The box office spree of "The Hangover" made James' agent quite uncomfortable, and he never dreamed that it would be such an outcome. Why do those female stars claim to have nothing to do with him, and his charm is greatly reduced, but those women still frantically rush to the cinema to pay for him?

He couldn't figure it out.

Because, he really doesn't have a deep understanding of women.

And if he knew that Bruce had been doing intensive time management for the past three days, he might have a complete meltdown.

The women who swore that they didn't have any emotional entanglements with Bruce didn't let him go at all after learning that Li Zhen had three days off.

Gisele Bundchen tricked Lee into coming to her villa under the pretext of inviting Bruce Lee to watch the new season, and then inexplicably locked him up in a secret room and played an escape room game.

It's exciting!

There are three levels in total, and Bruce is trying his best.

In the afternoon, he took Anne Hathaway to JFK Airport, which was originally less than 1 hour away, but after being navigated by Anne Hathaway to a drive-in movie theater, he insisted on watching three movies.

The proprietress of the drive-in movie theater is crazy, she has never seen this kind of scene in a well-informed way, and her husband has been complained about for a long time.

Finally, after Christmas, Bruce didn't even get to watch Kobe Bryant's smashing game last night against the Boston Celtics.

was invited by Elizabeth to her apartment to tutor her in her final homework ...... the name of a top Harvard student.

……

The Celtics' collapse in Los Angeles filled them with resentment, and the highly-anticipated Big Three lost to the Knicks and the Lakers in succession.

And the Los Angeles media didn't entertain their historical rivals.

The media, led by the Orange County Chronicle, gave fierce cynicism to Boston,

"The tragedy of humanity is that a group of old men come together and always think they can change the world. Boston's triumvirate will prove that ... They can't sway the times. ”

"If the excuse for playing is: Kevin Garnett is absent. So this game... Well, they could probably be described as Tony Allen's eyebrow bone injury that has not healed. ”

"After all, he only lost by two points."

The satirical technique of the Los Angeles media is always online.

Especially when it comes to Celtic, they always play at a high level. After all, the historical feud between these two teams is enough to cover two million words.

Kobe Bryant, as the superhero who reversed this game, did not fall into the trap, he just humorously said: "I'm sad that I actually scored 3 points less than Bruce, does this mean that I am old." ”

He was always in the habit of expressing his friendship with Bruce as hard as steel in front of the media.

Of course, the Los Angeles media will never let go of the hottest events of the moment.

"I don't know why people are questioning Bruce's charisma."

"He's the most handsome boy I've ever met, and he's so good that even my little daughter would rather let him hold him than me."

Moreover, those female celebrities talk in private and say nothing. It's like, I wouldn't admit in my high school dorm room that I fell in love with the girl in the next class. ”

The Black Mamba quickly ended the interview.

He was then asked what he thought of the Knicks' 10-point win over the Celtics and the Lakers' two-point win.

Bryant certainly won't throw in the towel.

But he won't use Kevin Garnett as a shield either.

He just emphasized: I hope Bruce can improve a little faster, and the Knicks can trade a little more smoothly. I'm really looking forward to playing against the Knicks in the Finals.

Meeting young people at the top is Kobe Bryant's long-cherished wish.

He doesn't like the old and strong Big Three, and he doesn't like the 24vs23 drama, and he is more keen to face off against Bruce Lee.

The words soon reached New York.

The two megacities on the east and west coasts have reconciled in the face of Boston.

The friendship between Bruce and Kobe Bryant seems to be bringing the two cities closer together.

Of course, New Yorkers are more concerned about the deal that Kobe Bryant described.

Right now... The whole world knows that Jamal Crawford will be traded. But what can you get him back? Halfway through the season, everyone is already wondering how far the playoffs can go.

Previously, David Lee's trade caused some controversy, and New York fans had a good impression of David Lee, a white young man with excellent character and learning.

They were very reluctant to let David Lee go, and some of them were led by the media, believing that the Warriors' chips were too low.

However, the victory in Boston once again amazed Isaiah Thomas's miraculous manipulation. Fayer and Barnes seamlessly integrated the Knicks' existing tactics and significantly improved the team's defense, which gave fans more confidence in the playoffs.

Now, the Jamal Crawford trade is another piece of the puzzle.

What can you get him back?

Some people expect it to be a draft pick.

Some expect it to be an inside center.

Others expect to be a three-point shooter.

But these plans are still in Bruce Lee's mailbox.

Isaiah Thomas didn't dare to make a decision lightly, despite his bravados in front of the media and his arrogance in front of his boss.

But when it came to the matter, he still obeyed Li Zhen's advice.

After all, he is bluffing to the point of cuteness, and he relies on Bruce from the bottom of his heart!

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