Chapter 253: All Crazy
Every director in Hollywood has his own characteristics, and James Cameron is the same, but unlike all his peers, the real characteristic of this tyrant is to use the business in the film to the extreme.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's spoken language is so bad that he won't let the other person speak.
If Sylvester Stallone is cooler than Arnold Schwarzenegger, let him go into brainless mode.
Xue Geni-Weaver is worried that the sequel to "Alien" does not match her image in reality, so she emphasizes maternal love in the upgrade of fighting monsters.
Those who tout James Cameron keep saying that James Cameron is the best director in the world who combines actors, characters, and stories, but - even he himself admits that he just writes a book according to the actor's realistic prototype, and the so-called perfect combination just allows the actor to avoid areas that are not suitable for him and be himself.
Because of this, he made a script for a Roland Allen is Peter Parker.
And now, according to Roland's realistic experience, he has presented the bad things he has never shown to the outside world on the screen.
In reality, Roland's glorious character is the basic plate of parents?
In order not to lose this part of the fan base, he can't do something that young people appreciate very much?
That's okay...... Let the movie reflect reality! Fool those young people!
In fact, the publicity plan for "Titanic" was temporarily arranged after the rough cut, but before the filming, the experienced truck driver had already discovered the problem with Roland, but this kind of problem was actually very easy for him to solve.
What are the cool and handsome things that young people want to see?
Grass? Sister? Drag racing?
Truck drivers who have done all three things understand that these are secondary diseases after the hormonal explosion of puberty.
If Roland had done it, he would have taken off his shoes and smoked him.
Obviously, there is a basic game of killing that others can't envy, so don't die, okay?
In a country where Protestantism and Catholicism are opposed, conservative characters can attract a lot of fans!
Do your young fans think you're like an old man in their old age?
Then hint at them in the movie, have you done all those exciting and daring things?
Painting is the embodiment of the most chicken thief.
If it weren't for Fox's previous neurotic announcement, then when Roland's fans saw this paragraph, they would at most sigh at how good Kate's figure was, and they could only get some hints about what Roland really had with Kate, but after Fox's detailed relationship was exposed, countless brain supplements have appeared......
"According to the previous news, Roland and Kate, that was the first time they fell in love, and they were making a movie."
"That means that the two of them should have felt it before making the movie."
"And while making the movie, Roland painted a picture of Kate with his own hands?"
"Or is it in the crew's mouthy place?"
"The point is, in the year of filming, Kate went to Roland's house at Christmas?"
And after filming, Kate also pushed her job to be with Roland, and when Roland was filming "Saving Private Ryan" in the UK, he went to Kate's house without doing his job? This, this, this...... It's so romantic! ”
It only takes a few seconds for this group of fans to have a copy of Green River in their heads.
What British actress came to Hollywood in a foreign country with a dream and got a project that suited her ("Sense and Sensibility");
Just when she wanted to continue to work hard and realize her dream with her own hands, she was faced with the unspoken rules proposed by the evil producer, and she chose to return to China for development (after "Sense and Sensibility", she took over "Hamlet" and "Jude the Nameless");
When she thought that her perseverance would shatter her dreams, the movie she shot at the beginning suddenly became a big hit, and she instantly became a darling in the eyes of the media from an unknown newcomer ("Sense and Sensibility" was a big hit);
At this time, the producer who made the request to her came again, saying that on the current basis, he could make her a superstar, as long as she agreed to the previous conditions, but she still chose to refuse, so the evil producer banned her (no project for a year);
Just when her life was in the dark, a Hollywood A+list who had seen her famous movie fell in love with her at first sight, and then sent her an invitation to the film (Roland previously admitted that the heroine of "Titanic" was chosen by himself);
And then there's that...... It's a romantic love offensive, a suffocating sweet experience, the highest-investment film project in history, and after the project, the two love each other sticks to each other (everything Fox announced)......
When those emotional viewers thought of this, their eyes were already full of tears of excitement.
"That's so cool! It's so handsome! It's so many! ”
"This painting is not only a testimony of Jack and Ruth's love, but also an endorsement of Roland and Kate's love!!"
"Kate looks so flirtatious on Roland's shoulder!!"
The two characters, the two figures, have completely overlapped......
What do young people think are cool, handsome, and cow-beep?
Grass? Sister? Drag racing?
No kidding, okay?
It's the unknowability of the rebellious mentality.
On the surface, cool, handsome, and cow beep are illegal behaviors.
But in fact, in the end, the root is the pursuit of excitement and the pursuit of coolness.
In order to keep the basic market of conservatives, Roland can't smash grass, take a sister, and drag race, so what should I do?
With "Titanic", first let female fans have a feeling that Roland is very manly, and then through them, pass this idea to male fans, in the process, male fans may not be attracted by the stories made up by female fans, but they will praise Roland's flirting methods made up by female fans.
When this situation arises, does Roland show an arrogant image in front of the public?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Because female fans have been attracted by his flirting methods, and male fans will also be impressed by his flirting methods.
Coupled with media publicity, this high-level brainwashing method can well make up for Roland's lack of coolness.
As long as female fans watch "Titanic", they will associate reality and be moved, as long as male fans accompany their female partners to watch "Titanic", they will gain something from each other, and then hear Roland's 'practice' by the way.
Then both sides will think—
Roland cow beep!
Do something too big in reality to reflect your personality?
Not required......
Because the fundamental thing that determines everyone's personality is not what those people do, but what the people see and hear through the propaganda of the media, through the listening of the radio, and through the dissemination of newspapers.
Because of this, when the cheerful music sounded, the fans who suddenly got to the root of the film smiled like an aunt, watching the two on the screen play hide and seek with the henchmen sent by Ruth's fiancé, and listening to the laughter of the silver bells that even the noise between the boilers could not hide, and witnessed it with their own eyes......
The two cheated in a car parked in the warehouse.
"Do you think the two of them did it?"
"Jack and Ruth must have done it! Isn't this nonsense? ”
"I'm talking about Roland and Kate, while filming!"
"Uh...... Look at the sweat on them...... Should, might, probably...... It's not like a make-up bar......"
When the audience mixes reality and the movie to discuss, this is actually a success, and what the movie does next is to strengthen the conflict, strengthen the choice of the male and female protagonists, and make the audience believe that what is born between them is true love.
When Jack was framed by Ruth's fiancé for stealing the Star of the Sea, and Ruth was at a loss about it, the audience who had already been brought in was all muttering in a whisper - "Trust him!" He didn't do it! ”
When Ruth broke free from her fiancé's hands, sprayed the other party's face with spittle, and chose to go back to save Jack when she was about to flee for her life, the guests who were invited to the scene could hear a clear cheer from behind - "Good! Kick this scumbag! ”
When Ruth finds Jack in the narrow passage of the flooded gold mountain, she kisses excitedly, bringing tears to the eyes of fans.
"Woo woo, Ruth really loves Jack, it's so touching."
And when Ruth was sent to the lifeboat by her fiancé, listening to Jack personally say 'I will sit on a boat', and listening to her fiancé's promise that 'Jack and I will leave safely, we will go together', the picture of looking up made many female fans hide their faces and cry directly, although the tears couldn't stop flowing, they still stared at the screen, and kept chattering-
"Liar...... Both are liars......"
How similar is this scene to the setting in the romance......
The rich second generation who is young and rich and the handsome and charming poor boy both like the same girl......
Even though they fight to death on weekdays, when facing a crisis, the two still care about that girl......
They can save each other regardless of their own safety, and at this time, the choice is in the hands of the girl......
Really, don't be brainless in many cases, and don't despise how bloody those authors write.
Because the love of the century is also the same rhythm, the descendants who write romance are really wronged when they are scolded.
Ay!
Since ancient times, affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts.
In the background music of "My Heart Is Eternal", the whole world slows down.
Ruth looked at Jack with reluctant eyes, and when she found that she was drifting away from the man and seemed to be separated forever, she chose to jump back to the Titanic and live and die with him, a decision that also shocked Jack and the second man.
Jack rushed to the restaurant of the upper class, and hugged Ruth who returned from the bottom to the top, and the affectionate kiss pushed the emotions of the two people to the peak, and at the same time, it also pulled the emotions of the audience behind to the top......
"Ahh
"Someone fainted!"
Meow?
Roland, who was attracted by his handsome and charming figure, turned his head to look at it with a question mark on his face.
The next second, the staff with flashlights trotted out.
When Roland witnessed with his own eyes that a female fan in a long skirt was carried out by the staff, the corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily - 'Special code, when I heard that someone was watching this movie in my previous life, I fainted with excitement, I thought it was a rumor, but I didn't expect that this special mother was real? ’
Roland served.
This kind of female fan is a treasure girl! ’
Roland believes that these invited guests at the scene will definitely write about the fans watching the movie and fainting excitedly!
However, what Roland didn't expect was that this was just the beginning.
…………
At the end of the day.
Jack lay on the edge of the plank, took Ruth's hand, shivered, and said, "Ruth...... Bet to win that ticket...... It's the luckiest thing in my life...... It brought me to you...... I can't thank you enough for that...... I'm grateful...... You've got to ...... Do me a favor...... Promise me you'll try to live...... No matter what happens...... No matter how desperate...... Don't give up...... Ruth, promise me now...... Never break your word......"
Ruth choked up and said, "I promise you......"
"Never give up," Jack emphasized. ”
"Jack, I'm never going to give up." Ruth's words were already tinged with crying, "Never give up." ”
"Ahh
"Someone fainted again!"
Meow??
Curious, Roland turned his head again.
…………
When help arrives.
The crew of the lifeboat whistled, bringing Ruth back to her senses, and when she tried to wake up Jack with a gentle voice, Jack with frost on his cheeks could no longer respond.
Break off his frozen hands and send him into the sea with his own hands.
"I won't give up, I promise you......" The hoarse voice made people feel distressed.
"Ahh
"Someone fainted again!"
Meow Meow Meow ????
Roland, who was shocked, felt that his neck was about to break.
…………
After being rescued, he came to America and gazed at the Statue of Liberty.
A crew member with an umbrella came up and asked, "Miss, what's your name?" ”
Slowly turning his head, his eyes glancing, "Dawson." ”
Then he looked back at the Statue of Liberty, "Ruth Dawson." ”
"Ahh
"Someone fainted again!"
Meow Meow ????
The wide-eyed Roland turned his head sharply, and he could even hear the crisp click from his neck.
…………
The elderly Ruth threw the star of the sea into the sea, the camera switched, and the old photos of the bedroom were placed, showing her life over the years one by one, and then, the screen was pitch black, slowly advancing, with the sound of water waves, the wreckage of the Titanic also appeared, the screen picture was like a wandering ghost, and with the appearance of warm light, the decaying wreckage was also restored to its original state.
The door opened, and the people who once lived on the Titanic all greeted the camera, and when the teenager standing at the spiral staircase slowly turned around and stretched out his right hand, an arm also poked in from outside the camera.
Immediately afterwards, Ruth, who was wearing a tulle dress, hugged and kissed Jack, who was in love......
"Ahh
"Double-clicked ......"
Before the exclamation from the rear was finished, Roland, who had already formed a conditioned reflex, instinctively turned his head, but unfortunately, he hadn't seen a few more people fall this time, and a crisp sound hit him with a golden star.
"Smack!"
Even though it was dark in the screening room, everyone could hear the crisp pop, which was the sound of a slap.
"Why are you putting your hands here?" Roland, who slapped Kate with his face, was aggrieved.
Without giving him a chance to continue asking, Kate, who had just reached over to him, went straight down, wrapped her arms around his neck, and pulled him into her arms, and then, like a raindrop falling, appeared on Roland's cheeks, and then, his mouth was gagged.
"Hmm......"
Roland, who understood, hugged the other party's waist.
When he took Kate into his arms, the trembling was palpable, and it proved everything.
"I love you......" After a long time, Kate, who buried her head in Roland's arms, said angrily.
"I love you too......" Roland kissed Kate on the shoulder and neck, then looked up and looked around.
Because they sat in the first row, the small movements of the two were clearly seen by the invited guests.
However, they had already heard the truth, and they did not show surprise at this moment, but praised everything with emotional eyes.
What is the most taboo thing about romance films?
That's the hero and heroine don't call!
And now?
This hero and heroine are tired of flowers in and out of the play, okay?
For the past eight years, Roland has been acting as he sounds, but in reality, he is only playing himself in and out of the play, and he is selling all the fantasies that people need! And this time...... He sells his true feelings......
Do Roland and Kate really love each other?
They don't have to answer this question themselves!
When the guests invited to the premiere told the story that 'this is a great love story';
When the various media outlets that received the money trumpeted that 'Roland Allen and Kate Winslet created the love of the century';
When the lucky fan who signed a non-disclosure agreement and could not disclose the information of the film released the news that 'I will definitely go to the theater after watching it and crying faint at the premiere with more than 30 fans';
When those fans who cried and fainted took the hospital's rescue sheet to hammer their 'embarrassing past', and said that they hadn't finished watching the movie and must 'watch it again' at the zero point field......
Roland and Kate, that's in love.
Even if the two of them denied it, no one believed it.
With the news of the premiere, the people in North America were all stunned.
Crying and fainting while watching a movie?
What kind of fairy movie is this?
You're not afraid it's a trust, right?
But alas, this kind of skepticism didn't exist for long, and the five major North American TV networks hammered it down.
When Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Francis Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Tom Hanks, these Jewish gang guys wiped tears one after another and said that they were all crying at the scene......
The North American population was shocked.
Next, the major newspapers that were already controlled by the media group were paved with film reviews from entertainment editors and well-known film critics, and the core was also highly consistent - 'At the premiere, I didn't see it clearly at all, because I was crying, because the fans fainted one by one, so the experience was not good, we would buy tickets to enter, go and brush it again, and strive to write valuable film reviews.' ’
Oh my mother!
If it's worthless, don't send it!
Aren't we even more confused when you make such a move?
The evaluation of industry insiders and professional media has completely aroused the curiosity of the public.
At the same time, Yahoo and IMDb also shamelessly hung the discussion page of "Titanic" in the most conspicuous position, and the refresh of the web page once can clearly detect the different amounts of speech, which is the best place for the public to gather and discuss.
And in this case, the North American cinema alliance directly gave the final blow.
At the premiere, more than 30 fans cried and fainted?
Hold the grass!
This special mother is simply a new way to brush the box office?
In the past, it was the producer who bought the box office.
Later, stars and directors will also buy a little.
Later, if they want to ensure the number of films scheduled and extend the film scheduling time, all three parties will take action.
And now, you, the guy who has won the box office six times, have come up with a new way to make fans cry and faint, so that the movie is not seen and you have to go into the theater and watch the movie again?
This is really too (dry) not (of) to (bleach) face (bright)!
Rowland! Cow beep! (Seeing the news, the North American theater alliance, which heard the real situation, shouted a broken voice.)
And the final blow they gave was very simple......
The movie was officially released on December 19, and the film scheduling rate was directly pushed from the normal 60% of Roland's movies to 70% of the dizzying, what "Soul Catcher", what "Tomorrow's Empire", what "Scream 2", what "Mouse Catcher", what "Beautiful Life", what "Broken Lock Angry Tide", ......
If you don't withdraw the gear, then you can only enjoy the remaining 30 percent......
In this case, the Dream Factory, led by Steven Spielberg, remained silent.
"Rat Trapper" and "Broken Lock Fury" pounced, if the two of them can be exchanged for the explosion of "Titanic", the old man will be very happy, after taking the initiative to admit what he did in front of Bill Gates, Roland's status in the old man's heart has actually surpassed DreamWorks.
As for Miramax, who launched "Soul Catcher", "Life is Beautiful", and "Scream 2"?
The Weinstein brothers chose to wait for their deaths.
What's the point of losing some money? As long as you don't get targeted by Roland.
And MGM, which smashed a little bit and 100 million into the "007" series......
They are ready to file for bankruptcy liquidation at any time.
Gear change?
It's okay to have things that don't exist......
When there is only one sound on the market, where can you change the gear?
And the other six except Fox......
I'm sorry, this year's Christmas file, the other five have no movies.
It is precisely because they don't have a movie that helping to promote "Titanic" will not violate the interests of the group.
In this way, when the three families were already waiting for death, the five big hands in their pockets quietly watched Roland tossing there, on the night of December 18, there was a long queue at the door of the major theaters in America.
If you look closely, you will see that more than 60% of them are young girls under the age of 25.
As time passed, they bought tickets one by one to enter, and when they entered, everyone had a smile on their faces, listening to the male companions around them say unbelieving remarks - "How can this movie make people cry?" ”
"But that's what all the media is saying! There are also people who faint from crying! ”
"It's definitely hype!"
"Impossible! Spielberg's people confirmed that this was not a rumor! ”
"Alas! Look at those big names who have spoken out, they have all cooperated with Roland, and they must be commercial blows......"
"Really?"
"Definitely!"
More than three hours later......
"Woo woo, Jack is dead, Jack is dead......"
"Don't cry, don't cry, it's just a movie, it's just a movie! And Ruth is still alive! ”
"What kind of movie? What Ruth is still alive? Woooooo Ruth is dead, okay? ”
"It's not...... Isn't Ruth remarried? ”
"What to remarry? How do you watch the movie? Before Jack died, he asked Ruth to promise himself that she would work hard to live, and she married to fulfill Jack's last wish, okay? Ruth was alive, but she was dead when she pushed Jack into the sea! ”
"It's not...... What is your theory? ”
"What theory do I have? By the time Ruth said Ruth Dawson, she had already accompanied Jack to the bottom of the sea! ”
"But that's not how the movie works......"
"That's because you didn't understand!"
"Honey, I really understand......"
"You just don't get it!"
"I'm so ......"
"Break up!"
"Good, good...... I didn't understand, I didn't understand......"
"And what do you want to do?"
"I ......"
"Watch it with me again tomorrow......"
"Huh? Okay, good...... Look at it again...... So tonight, we'll stay next to the theater, okay? lest ...... tomorrow"
"Uh...... Hmmm......"
When those girls and their boyfriends went in with a smile and came out crying, the investigators of the data company who were stationed in the theater all the year round did not conduct any questionnaires......
Other times the investigation, that's to make money, now the investigation, that's deadly.
However, not investigating doesn't mean they don't work, right?
Bored, they directly counted how many men had tricked women into the small hotel next door.
But counting......
They didn't bother to count.
Everyone in this special code is crying, are you watching a movie, or are you going to mourn!
This is happening in theaters in America.
The staff was amazed, and the investigators of the data company witnessed the strange appearance, as for the others?
I'm sorry, but no one counts how much the midnight box office is.
After "Jurassic Park", no studio company will care about Roland Allen's midnight show stats, because it doesn't make sense, his fans are crazy, and the only thing that can be seen is actually the first day......
The situation on December 19 was similar to the midnight session, except that there were a lot of people who had seen it, so the laughter was much smaller, but the crying at the end of the show could be described as a river of sadness......
It wasn't until the early morning of December 20 that the executives of major film companies got out of the 'boring' news that a few more girls in this theater were fainted, and a few girls in that theater were crying and refusing to leave, and when they got the first-day box office data of "Titanic" compiled by the North American Theater Alliance, everyone gasped......
"Ninety-nine million one hundred and seventy thousand?"
Rupert Murdoch lifted his glasses, "Last year's "Spider-Man", it seems that it took 100 million hours to break 100 million, right? ”
"This year's "Titanic", it seems that forty-eight hours is enough?"
"Crazy...... Crazy......"
"These audiences ......"
"All crazy......"