Chapter Seventy-Three, This Kid Evades Taxes (Asking for Recommendation Votes)

Qi Hufei felt tormented.

It's like eating meat, it's delicious when you're hungry, and once you're full, you want to vomit when you smell the meat.

Qi Hufei felt a little like vomiting now.

No, I can't digest it!

Why isn't it over yet?

Please, hurry!

He knelt there, and the light from the merit tablet shone on him all the time.

People are wondering, why hasn't it been good for so long?

Xin Huan narrowed his triangular eyes.

Guo Shen's cold face showed a hint of curiosity.

Tulaon frowned.

Zhu Taichun muttered in a low voice: "Does this guy have no merit, so he insists on squeezing out some for him!" ”

Duanmu Wei pursed her lips and clenched her hands into fists, as if she was cheering for Qi Hufei.

Director of Merit, Niu Pang, held a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other, looked at the notebook, looked at Qi Hufei, and had a strange expression on his face.

Qi Hufei had already reached the limit, and finally couldn't help but spit it out.

From lunch at noon to breakfast in the morning to the sour water at the bottom, I vomited it out in one go.

However, the contents of the limbs and the internal organs were not spit out with the food.

Not only did they come out, they were still stuffing into his body.

He threw up, startling the others.

Someone wanted to help him.

But Niu Pang shouted, "Don't move! Receiving merit cannot be interrupted, and this is also an experience! ”

Qi Hufei was still throwing up, lying on the ground, wow.

This is probably the first time someone has vomited in the merit forest.

I don't know how the Jade Emperor would feel if he knew.

"What's wrong with him?" Someone couldn't help but ask.

Someone said, "This kid won't be receiving merit for the first time, will he?" It's a little uncomfortable to get it for the first time. ”

"Then you won't vomit, will you? I've heard of motion sickness, I've been seasick, I've never heard of motion sickness. ”

"If virtue is not matched, it will be counterattacked!" Tulaon said.

"Could it be that he has received too much merit?"

"It is very likely that he has made a great contribution in leading the snake out of the hole this time."

"Although it is meritorious to lead the snake out of the hole, it is not higher than Zhu Taichun, right?"

"But don't forget, Zhu Taichun's second product, he hasn't entered the product yet, not to mention that the first time he receives merit, he will inevitably count all the previous merits to him."

"That's true, but I didn't expect his cultivation to be so low, he couldn't even bear the merit plus body, look at his performance in Qilin Mountain is not so weak!"

……

Everyone was gossiping, and Qi Fei was lying on the ground, just wanting to end the ceremony quickly.

I knew it was so uncomfortable, so I didn't come to get it.

Duanmuwei walked up to his grandfather and asked worriedly, "Master, ...... him Is he okay? ”

Duanmu Bowen saw the concern in his granddaughter's eyes, frowned, and said, "It's okay." ”

……

The expression on Niu Pang's face became more and more complicated, nodding for a while, shaking his head for a while, writing hard for a while, and biting the pen on his mouth for a while and pondering.

Only Qin Yubai held the merit tablet in his hand, with a solemn expression, like a god possessed by a god.

……

Qi Hufei vomited bitterly, feeling that he was about to die if he continued like this.

He finally couldn't take it anymore, clenched his fists, his eyes cracked, and screamed ahh

At the same time, the mirror on his chest shook violently.

He felt a chill in his chest, as if he were clinging to a piece of ice.

The inexcruciating heat that pours into the body is sucked up by the ice.

The light that shot out of the merit tablet, as well as the golden light floating on the surface of Qi Jufei's body, were quickly absorbed by the mirror.

But because he was lying on his stomach, others didn't see the mirror, but just watched the golden light being sucked clean by Qi Feifei's body.

Qi Hufei felt his body loosen and slammed to the ground.

It's finally over!

He thought so, and then he didn't know anything.

……

Qin Yubai put away the merit tablet, looked at Qi Hufei on the ground and said, "He has not recovered from his serious injury, you help him up." ”

Duanmuwei wanted to help Qi Feifei, but was stopped by old Duanmu.

Duanmuwei looked at her grandfather puzzled.

Duanmu Bowen shook his head at her, which means that it is not your turn here.

Gan Pengfei walked over first, of course Liu Yu couldn't let the director make a move, so he rushed to block in front of Gan Pengfei, and glanced at the next team member and Zhu Taichun.

Zhu Taichun went over very reluctantly, covered his nose and helped Qi Feifei, who was vomiting all over his body, with his teammates.

Xin Huan and Guo Shen shot almost at the same time, holding Qi Feifei's two wrists on the left and right.

The two looked at each other, and then let go of their hands almost at the same time.

Guo Shen did not speak.

Xin Huan said: "He's fine, let's see his merits first." ”

Everyone looked at Niu Pong.

Niu Pang squeezed his eyebrows and eyes, and his expression was very strange.

Qin Yubai asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Qi Hu Fei...... He...... He ...... "The cow is spitting."

"How much merit is exactly?" Tulaon said impatiently.

He ...... He has no merit. Niu Pang said.

"What?"

Everyone was very strange, including Xin Huan, Guo Shen and Tulaon, no one expected such a result.

How can there be no merit?

Zhu Taichun said: "I just said that he is a villain, and when the flower-faced raccoon attacked, he used Miss Duanmu as a shield to save his own life." It would be nice if the merit of such a person with a bad mind is not negative! ”

He was helping Qi Jufei, Qi Jufei suddenly tilted his body, leaned over, and the vomit all over his body was sticking to Zhu Taichun's body.

Zhu Taichun let go in disgust, and saw that Qi Hufei was about to fall to the ground, in front of so many people, it was inappropriate after all, so he hurriedly went to support him, and with a snap, more vomit stuck to him.

Xin Huan asked Niu Pang: "If you don't have merit, why did you go through so long?" I see you just wrote a little bit in the merit book, what happened? ”

Niu Pang looked at Qin Yubai.

Qin Yubai said: "In front of Deputy Director Xin, there is nothing bad to say. ”

Niu Pang said: "He originally had merit, and he had a lot of merit...... Yes, a lot! ”

"How many are there?"

"There is a ...... One ......" Niu Pang looked at the notebook in his hand again, "Thirteen thousand six hundred and fifty-five points." ”

"How much?"

People were a little incredulous, thinking they had misheard.

Zhu Taichun's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he let the dirty Qi Fei stick to him.

Niu Pang repeated again: "Thirteen thousand six hundred and fifty-five points." ”

"No wonder it lasted so long! With such a high level of merit, how can you withstand it without the realm of four grades of earth immortals or above! Duanmu Bowen stroked the white beard under his forehead and muttered to himself.

Xin Huan looked at Niu Pang and asked, "Since he is so high, how can you say that he has no merit?" ”

Niu Pang said: "There was before, and the number kept increasing, but in the end, at the moment he fell, these merits were gone again, and the merit book showed zero!" ”

"What's going on?"

Xin Huan also felt strange, as one of the gods of the Thunder Department, the deputy director of the Demon Affairs Department of the General Administration of Public Security, from the era of the gods to today, he has experienced the reform of the heavenly court, and his knowledge is not extensive, but it is also the first time he has encountered this kind of thing.

He looked at Guo Shen and said, "The immeasurable merit belongs to the Jade Emperor, the Great Dao Tianwei, and we and other little immortals dare not be arrogant." The Jade Emperor and Lang Jun have always been close, I don't know if General Guo knows the inside story? ”

Guo Shen shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”

Tulaon said: "Could it be mistaken, merit is determined by heaven, and no one can intervene, how can there be something before nothing?" ”

Niu Pang said: "Since it has been shown in the merit book, the thirteen,655 points of merit are real and belong to Qi Hufei, and there will be no mistake." ”

"Didn't you say it was zero again?"

"Whether the merit is on the monument or not, my book is only for tax accounting. At the end, it shows zero, which does not mean that his merit has disappeared, but only that we have not received taxes. ”

"Didn't get your taxes?"

"Yes, not a dime of tax."

"What do you mean...... This kid is tax evasion? ”