When Hilary Duff appeared in her living room, the joy of winning instantly turned to shock.

And this shock quickly escalated as he continued to get to know each other, when he learned that Duff had actually formed a pair with his mother... His jaw was about to drop: Yuan, it's really wonderful.

And when Ms. Anne Wang deliberately ran upstairs to look for clothes, and Professor Li went to the backyard to start burning paper money, he felt that life seemed to be really a bit of black humor.

"So, what is Professor Li doing?"

Hilary Duff sits in the living room of Li Zhen's house, a little Disney princess who is curious about oriental civilization.

"I guess this is how he wanted to tell his ancestors in the far east something about the continuation of the family." Li Zhen covered his head helplessly.

This incident had happened since he brought the girl from the next class home in the eighth grade of middle school to discuss the mysteries of geometry.

At that time, Professor Li had a surprise that could not be concealed. It seems that his son has finally integrated into American culture, and it is like a pig that has been raised for many years can finally arch cabbage.

However, to this day. His pigs haven't really been dated once.

"So, is this magic?" Duff said stupidly and naively.

Li Zhen went to the sofa, and it took him a lot of effort to tell Princess Sweetheart what feudal superstition was.

But it sounds like Miss Duff's superstitions about China are more divine. With her thirst for knowledge, maybe she will soon become friends with Professor Li.

Actually, before that... Professor Li already likes Duff very much.

The professor at Syracuse University had never thought that he would intersect with a girl star, nor would he have imagined that the sweetheart princess, who is sought after by the American public, would be so polite, and it is not difficult to see from her words that she is indeed sincerely and passionately in love with her son.

"Our son needs some stimulation from the opposite sex. Do you know? A lot of academic geniuses have no interest in girls... Bruce has shown this trend, and he grew up without any romantic tendencies. Now we're going to put aside the idea of race, whether it's a white girl or a yellow-skinned girl, as long as you can change Bruce from a boy to a man, you're a good girl. ”

When Professor Li returned upstairs from the backyard, he told his wife very seriously, "It's not a joke. ”

Any Chinese woman over the age of 45 will have inexplicable anxiety... They began to look forward to the picture of their grandson hugging them.

Even though Anne Wang has a higher education and is still a strong woman.

But when Professor Lee told him... The son has the potential to become a genius in solitary old age. She became melancholy.

Then he said, "Actually, Duff is not bad. Isn't it? She's beautiful and has a big ass and boobs......"

While the two professors talked about the sweetheart princess's breasts and buttocks, an MTV "Hollywood Goddess Forbidden Zone" column talked about Hillary Duff's lips. The show starts with the well-known Angelina, and then Julia Roberts... These female stars are known for their sexy lips

In the end, the conversation changed and talked about the sweet princess of Hollywood. "Duff has very soft lips with a special Q-elastic texture. But she's always taken the sweet girl route. We all recommend that she go the sexy route. After all... Her money is much more than that of another Disney Trouble Girl......"

God knows why Li Zhen turned on the MTV channel.

In fact, two minutes earlier, they had been sitting in front of the TV watching Time Warner TV do its best to tout their flawless performance in the game that had just passed.

All of California is going crazy about Bruce's deadly kill. They dubbed Lee Jin a hero, touting him as soon as he would become a top NBA star, forming an epic outside combo with Kobe Bryant to sweep the league.

Li Zhen felt shy about this, he didn't like to show these things in front of Dafu, he was an introverted person, so he hurriedly changed the channel: recently he felt that he had a closer idea of Dafu, and since he was forcibly kissed by her, his emotions have been pulled.

So, he absentmindedly switched to the MTV channel.

Then I saw the hostess and guests on TV commenting on Hilary Duff's lips.

Their explicit descriptions made Li Zhen, a junior brother who had never dated any girl, feel extremely embarrassed, especially in this strange atmosphere.

He knew that his parents were perfecting him, and that they would surely be peeping upstairs.

But he couldn't help but think back to the scene when Hillary Duff kissed him two days ago...... It seems to be really soft.

But not very sure.

At this moment, Miss Duff suddenly sat down bravely, and she said to Li Zhen, "Do you want to reminisce?" ”

Aha?

Li Zhen was still surprised, so Miss Duff bravely kissed it.

……

Ms. Anne Wong chuckled in her heart when she saw the two kissing each other in the crack in the door on the second floor.

But the husband next to him clenched his fists and shouted very improperly: YES, it was like watching Tiger Woods play, and finally pushed the golf ball into the hole.

Ms. Wang Junzhu obviously does not have this feeling of scoring, and as a mother, she is still very anxious.

As a high-level intellectual, she was quick to list the data analysis: "We have to take this seriously. According to research, the current adolescent love patterns are broadly divided into the following four types. ”

"The most are rational development type, accounting for about 36 percent. It is from deep friendship to love, which only begins after careful consideration. ”

"In second place is the passive type, accounting for 23 percent. This type of relationship is usually more passive. ”

"The third place is the hedonic type, accounting for 22, blindly pursuing pleasure experience, the number of times, and there is no limit to the object."

"The fourth is selfless dedication, accounting for 10 percent, who is willing to sacrifice himself to become a partner in love, and the relationship is very intense."

As Ms. Wang Junzhu spoke, she took out a pen and paper professionally: "Our son's current situation should be the second type, he is very passive. However, we need to be wary of him becoming a third type. You know... Now there are twin sisters who are rumoring scandals at the same time as him, and there is a troublesome girl who was thrown into the alcohol rehabilitation center......"

Before Wang Anne finished speaking, Professor Li added: "There is also that very sexy girl, named Megan Fox, I have seen her photo album. ”

Uh-huh???

A murderous aura struck.

Professor Li's sense of survival quickly rose: "I accidentally saw it. I'm not interested in all this mess and corrupting teenage growth. ”

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