"Ahem, what, what, just kidding, don't be angry, don't be angry......" Chen Yefeng didn't know what to say.

Anyway, I must coax this woman now, otherwise if this woman kills Xicheng, what should I do with my small body?

Thinking that this woman was very likely to give herself to the Fa on the spot, Chen Yefeng felt that this didn't seem to be a bad thing, although it was a passive defense, but he had resisted it himself, who made the family strong!

The fans in the live broadcast room were all amused and laughed.

"Uncle, this wave of program effects is directly full!"

"Uncle, you knew this earlier, why bother at the beginning, now that the young lady is angry, what should you do?"

"Alas, such a clingy young lady and uncle don't cherish it, and the eldest brother is really a brute!"

"Saying that brutes are insulting brutes, my uncle is simply not a thing!"

"Pretending to be the shame of the family, scum, is there any big brother who will overthrow the rule of the eldest brother with me!"

"Lay the ground, next year's day is the day of the eldest brother's sacrifice, brothers, let us remember this day!"

"I'll put on the incense first!"

……

……

Looking at the barrage, and listening to Jiang Xuefen's tone, Chen Yefeng could also feel that this woman was definitely very angry now.

In an instant, Chen Yefeng couldn't help but draw a picture in his mind.

Jiang Xuefen, who was dressed in a professional suit, took a deep breath, the ups and downs of the clothes.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that she is going to be finished, this woman will definitely not let go of herself easily.

In case the complaint goes to his sister, Chen Yefeng doesn't know if his sister will help her baby brother or her good girlfriend?

"Well, I just wanted to play a joke on you and let you know that I'm still the same person I used to be, just like I was when you first met me.

I would still say that sister, you are so beautiful! ”

Since the hard one can't work, Chen Yefeng decided to come to the soft one!

"I can......'t stand it when you suddenly do this," Jiang Xuefen said with some amusement.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, I praise you for being beautiful, you have to eat chicken with my will!"

"You forgot the agreement between the two of us, if I eat chicken, you have to agree to my request!"

"Of course I remember, but I can't help it, the people in the live broadcast room just said that if you can eat chicken, they will give me a gift!"

"Oh, man!!"

……

The fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned, they thought that the shamelessness of the eldest brother had reached the extreme, but they didn't expect him to open his eyes and talk nonsense so slippery!

"Brothers, my eldest brother is a veritable rich second generation, and to give him a gift is to look down on him!"

"For such shameless people, we usually report and block them!"

"Brothers, doesn't this rush the eldest brother's live broadcast room?!"

"Today, I, Ye Liangchen, will take the lead in the charge and rush my uncle's live broadcast room!"

……

But after all, everyone is friends, and Jiang Xuefen didn't care too much about Chen Yefeng's bad taste.

Of course, it's too late now, otherwise Jiang Xuefen would definitely follow this reason and fly directly to Xicheng to punish this little man.

Although she will not be investigated, as a woman, Jiang Xuefen still decided to take revenge in the future.

The little apprentices Iguoda Zhuzi and Jiang Xuefen, the woman, also continued to play after Chen Yefeng became a box.

Seeing that the next safety zone was not so far away, Chen Yefeng suddenly had a bad premonition.

Could it be, are these two Teletubbies going to eat chicken again?

Time passed minute by minute, and the result was self-evident, as Chen Yefeng guessed, all kinds of bombing areas helped, or they were poisoned because neither side ran poison

"Good luck, eat chicken tonight!"

Looking at the eight big characters that appeared on the screen, Chen Yefeng fell into deep thought again.

Is it really not working anymore?

Can't take your sister anymore?

……

was taken by two Teletubbies to eat chicken, Chen Yefeng felt that today's live broadcast was a big mistake.

As the world's first, he may become the first in the universe in the future, but he didn't expect to be taken by his sister to eat chicken, and twice at this time!

I'm afraid the shame of this sister world belongs to me!!

"Hammer, it's not too early, are you still playing?" After clicking back to the hall, Chen Yefeng asked out loud.

The meaning can be said to be very obvious, let the little apprentice Iguoda give himself a step, and hurry down.

However, the little apprentice Igda is obviously eating chicken, eating chicken for two consecutive times, and not relying on his daughter-in-law, so that the little apprentice Igda is now very inflated.

Therefore, when he heard his daughter-in-law's inquiry, the little apprentice immediately replied crisply: "Play, of course play, daughter-in-law, let's continue!"

"Sister Nafen, you shouldn't stop playing, don't you have to do aerobics every night to maintain a good figure, and women are easy to get old when they stay up late, or you go to sleep?" Chen Yefeng said again.

Jiang Xuefen: "???"

When did you do aerobics at night?

Could it be that the little man is hinting that he wants to let himself do it, and he can only chase him by keeping a good figure?

Wrong!

This man must want to send himself away so that he can live a sweet world of two with his little apprentice!

Oh, it's a man!!

"Well, I know what you mean, but you have to ......"

Jiang Xuefen just wanted to say don't forget the bet she made with him, but found that she was kicked out of the team.

Looking at her computer screen, Jiang Xuefen almost lifted the table, this ruthless little man!!

I must not let him go!

One

"If you are not angry, you will not be angry, and there will be no one to replace you." Jiang Xuefen reached out and patted her chest to comfort herself, Jiang Xuefen also took out her mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey, why did you remember to call me!" A gentle voice came from the other end of the line.

"Shiyi! I'm going to sue you! ”

"Complaint? What is the complaint? ”

"Your precious brother's business!"

"Little wind?" Chen Shiyi was slightly stunned, and when she thought of her younger brother, a smile appeared in her eyes, "What's wrong with Xiaofeng?" ”

"He's mad at me!"

"What's up, what's wrong with you two? Are you getting into trouble again? ”

"Why did I provoke him, obviously he provoked me!" Jiang Xuefen complained.

"Oh, I believe it." Chen Shiyi smiled, "I'll hang up if there's nothing to do, I'm busy." ”

"Ah, you pet brother madman, how can you treat your best friend like this!"

"What's wrong with me, you must have been molesting Xiaofeng again, otherwise he would have no reason to provoke you."

"Uh...... How do you know? Jiang Xuefen, who subconsciously said that she was leaking, hurriedly changed her words, "Ahem, what is the ...... like this?"

……

When Jiang Xuefen complained to her sister Chen Shiyi, Chen Yefeng also took his little apprentice Iguoda Zizi who he picked up half-deceived and half-crutches to start a pleasant sweet double row.

After a few rounds in a row, Chen Yefeng also regained the confidence of a man, killed wildly, and took his little apprentice Iguoda to eat chicken.

Time passed minute by minute, and after playing a few games with the little apprentice, Chen Yefeng was also ready to go off the air.

……

"Uncle, sister-in-law hasn't finished her hair yet? Hurry up and ask, or the hat will be set! ”

"Uncle, it's off the air so early, is there any activity!"

"Xiao Yuanke can wait for the eldest brother all the time, the brothers understand!"

"Uncle, you lighten it, Xiaoyuan is still a child!"

"Uncle, don't be afraid, you can play, I will raise the child!"

"My poor little wish, why do you have a brother like my uncle, this is a brute!"

Under the ridicule of the barrage, Chen Yefeng went off the air with a black face.

What are you kidding, am I, Chen Yefeng, the kind of person who eats the grass by the rabbit's nest?

After a simple wash, Chen Yefeng also lay on the bed and fell asleep.

The next day.

Chen Yefeng woke up early, of course, he originally wanted to sleep until three poles in the sun.

But......

The fragrance coming from the crack in the door made Chen Yefeng have no way to refuse.

"Auntie, what are you doing, it smells so good." Rubbing his eyes, Chen Yefeng pushed open the door, and just saw his aunt Chen Shuyun, who was wearing an apron, walking out of the kitchen with plates.

"Xiaofeng, go wash your hands!" Aunt Chen Shuyun smiled, and then advised: "Go and call your sister up, this girl is really sad for me, if I am like you, I don't have to worry so much every day!"

"I'll see what good things are made first." Chen Yefeng smelled the fragrance and leaned over.

Although it was just a simple omelette and ham, Chen Yefeng still had a great appetite!

No way, after all, I've experienced the dark cuisine of my little princess, is there anything more unpalatable than that, obviously no!

After tasting it slightly, Chen Yefeng also ran to the door of his little princess's room to call her for dinner.

As soon as I kicked open the door, I saw that my little princess was lying on the bed in a large shape, maybe she was dreaming, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth.

Chen Yefeng smiled helplessly, and after walking over, he also reached out and pinched her nose, waited until the little girl reached out to take it away, and then pinched it when the hand was retracted.

After repeating this several times, Chen Yuan finally opened his eyes leisurely.

"Get up, eat!" Looking at the sleepy-eyed little girl, Chen Yefeng smiled dotingly, and reached out to pinch her face.

"Brother, why did you get up so early!" Chen Yuan stretched out his arm lazily and yawned.

"It's still early, the sun is drying your buttocks, hurry up!"

"I don't!" Chen Yuan hugged Chen Yefeng's arm, looking crooked.

"You can't afford it, my aunt will call you in a while, then it won't be as gentle as me!"

"Oh, yes!" Chen Yuan also remembered that it was not the two-person world between himself and his cousin now, and he hurriedly rushed to the bed and got up.

"Brother, am I good-looking?" After getting dressed, Chen Yuan ran to Chen Yefeng and took a turn.

"Beautiful, good-looking, hurry up and wash your hands and eat!"

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