Chapter 1013 Those who don't know are not guilty! (Three more to ask for a monthly pass)
When Hu Hao heard a few of them say that he was heartless, Xiangshang rolled his eyes, and then said very depressedly: "Didn't you have no way before?" What are you doing without sleeping, sitting there waiting to die! ”
"Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, you tell us first, what should we do, hurry up, tell us about it!" Political Commissar Wang glared at Hu Hao and said.
"Are there a lot of countries talking now?" Hu Hao thought for a moment and asked.
"Well, there are many, there are so many that I don't want to watch, if you are interested, you can go and see for yourself!" Deputy Commander Xu nodded and said to Hu Hao.
"Oh, that's fine, let's go and see what countries there are!" Hu Hao took the lead outside as he spoke, and went to see the situation outside, and several other people followed.
After arriving at the headquarters, Political Commissar Wang asked Hu Hao to show all those telegrams. Hu Hao then flipped up:
"Are there any more in the United States, Germany, France, France? Japan, give me what Japan is doing! I see what he condemns, no fart! Hu Hao flipped through and saw that when the Japanese also condemned, he immediately said it.
"This, mistaken, mistaken!" The staff officer hurriedly said, and at the same time took out the Japanese condemnation,
"Dumbfounded, what the hell are you doing, you tell us!" Political Commissar Wang stared at Hu Hao and asked,
"Wait, I'll talk about it when I'm done!" Hu Hao looked at the telegram, and said while reading,
"Okay, then look, you have to think of a good way, if you can't think of a good way, when your brother comes, I will help you smoke it together!" Political Commissar Wang nodded beside him and said, and soon, Hu Hao finished reading the telegram. Then he hugged his chest with one hand, and supported his chin with the other hand, and looked at the telegram on the table in front of him.
"Come on, give me a record telegram, I, Hu Hao, first of all, for the use of gas bombs daoqian, but only daoqian,
First of all, 50% of the shells of my artillery were captured. As we all know, the cultural level of the soldiers of our independent army is not high, and the soldiers do not even know a few Chinese characters, let alone Japanese shells.
After my artillery captured the shells, according to the rules of our Independence Army, several artillery regiments were to be divided together. So these shells were quickly dispersed among the various artillery regiments of the Independence Army,
Today, our army originally wanted to fight a counterattack against the devils, so it hid the artillery regiment for more than 10 days. Today, all the artillery was fired, and I was surprised at the beginning, after such a bombardment, the devil is also a Japanese soldier. Why are they all dead, I still don't know how to figure it out, thinking that my artillery hit it accurately. didn't take it seriously,
It wasn't until the devil's Umezu Mijiro sent a clear code telegram that we suddenly realized that there might be captured devil's shells among our shells, so I just went to investigate, and found someone who knows Japanese to see, and found that it was really a poison gas bomb.
So, for this I don't supervise strictly, I'm going to daoqian,
But that's all, I'm not responsible for the rest! There are several reasons for this, the first is that our fighters do not know about gas bombs, the main thing is that they do not know gas bombs and have not seen this! Second, our army does not produce gas bombs, this gas bomb was seized at Tianjin Airport according to our records, I don't know what the devils plan to do with this, but it is certainly not used to poison mosquitoes,
Thirdly, the devils often use poison gas bombs against our army, and the international community has not condemned it, and I have to condemn me because I don't know the situation, fourth. As far as I know from my intelligence, the devil is a poisonous gas bomb research base in the northeast of my country! These international community weishenme do not investigate!
Of course, in order to prove that we really used the gas bombs without knowing it, our independent army sealed those artillery positions, and people from all over Shijie are welcome to come to our army for inspection, except for the Japanese, of course! Hu Hao stood there and said.
"Okay, just send it like this, okay, those who don't know are not guilty, besides, these gas bombs are not ours, how do I know if they are shot!" When Commissar Wang heard Hu Hao's reading, he immediately high-fived and said, and the other two people were also very happy.
"Good boy, okay, just send it out like this, I see what people from all over Shijie can say, by the way, arrange things on the artillery side, to unify the caliber, we just don't know!" Deputy Commander Xu also nodded with a smile and said.
After the staff officer wrote the content of the telegram, he handed it to Hu Hao to read, and Hu Hao signed it after reading it, and then the staff officer immediately gave the content to the telegrapher, and the telegraph operator began to invent the code telegram.
As soon as this telegram went out, the people of the whole country made a fuss, before seeing the devil said that Hu Hao used a poison gas bomb, at the beginning everyone didn't take it seriously, and after those cultural people explained, they were worried, for fear that Hu Hao would be arrested by those people this time and couldn't beat the devil, and now as soon as this telegram came out, those people began to be happy,
"That's right, we don't know it's a gas bomb, we can only say that you devils have moved stones and shot yourself in the foot! You deserve to die, retribution! That's what a lot of people say. Some people even lit firecrackers.
"What are you doing, light firecrackers again!" The man's mother-in-law came out and asked.
"General Hu killed more than 300,000 devils, this is not worth celebrating! Besides, General Hu must be fine this time! The man spoke immediately.
Soon, firecrackers were lit in many places across the country to celebrate Hu Hao's killing of more than 300,000 devils, they didn't dare to celebrate before, because they were afraid that Hu Hao would not be able to lead troops to fight devils, and this time it seems that it must be done.
"Baga, we have poison gas bombs in Tianjin, how can there be so many poison gas bombs in Tianjin! Hu Hao is lying, come on, reveal his face to me, Hu Hao is lying, we don't have so many poison gas bombs in Tianjin! Umezu Mijiro shouted at the staff officers.
"Hey!" The staff officer also went to send the telegram immediately, and after Hu Hao saw the telegram, he took the telegram and laughed.
"This, General Umezu Yoshijiro does not believe that we were captured, but our shells were indeed captured from Tianjin, all Shijie observers,
If you don't believe me, you can come and see that my shells are all written in Japanese, and the box is also written like this, and according to our seizure records, this batch of shells was indeed captured from Tianjin Airport! Hu Hao then said,
The telegraph operator also sent the telegram.
All shijie institutions with embassies in China watched the two of them send clear telegrams to each other.
"Baga, it's impossible, Hu Hao is framed! We're going to investigate! Umezu Mijiro shouted loudly.
"Do you want to send this?" The staff officer asked.
"Fat! We must investigate, we can't believe Hu Hao's one-sided words! Umezu Mijiro shouted loudly.
"You can come to investigate, welcome, but the devil can't, I want to cut off their heads when I see the devil, and I welcome other countries!" Hu Hao also sent the telegram out.
"Report, base camp telegram!" A staff officer took the telegram and said to Umezu Mijiro. Umezu Mijiro took the telegram and read it.
"Nani, how is it possible, how can this be, Baga, my soldiers did not die at the hands of Hu Hao, but died on you incompetent wastes, Baga!" Umezu Mijiro scolded loudly after reading the telegram,
Now the telegram said that that the batch of shells was indeed the one lost by the empire in Tianjin, and now I want to go to Umezu Mijiro not to entangle with Hu Hao where these shells came from, and ask Hu Hao to admit that he used these shells on purpose!
"Baga, send me a telegram to the base camp, I want an explanation, my more than 300,000 soldiers need an explanation!" Umezu Mijiro is no longer in the mood to care about Hu Hao,
He wanted to ask those people in the base camp clearly, when Hu Hao captured this batch of shells, no one informed him, and if someone notified him, he would have asked the large troops below to wear gas masks! Now, because they don't know that this Xiao Xin is completely wiped out!
"Your Excellency Commander, you have been dismissed, and the base camp wants you to return to the mainland to explain this command mistake!" Muraoka Chotaro took a telegram to Umezu Mijiro's side and lowered his head and whispered.
"Nani, I made a command error, was this a command error? Yaga! The martial arts of our empire are defeated in the hands of those ignorant old men! Umezu Mijiro scolded loudly and pulled up,
At this time, a few people came from outside, took a document and said to Umezu Mijiro: "Umezu Mijiro-kun, you have been dismissed, and now you need to go back to the base camp with us!" ”
"Who will take my place as commander?" Umezu Mijiro asked.
"Your Excellency Commander, now the base camp has me in command temporarily, and the new commander will be here in a few days!" Muraoka Chotaro said to Umezu Mijiro.
"Yo Xi, haha, yes, yes!" Umezu Mijiro glanced at Muraoka Chotaro, then laughed, and followed those people without looking at Muraoka Chotaro.
"Your Excellency Chief of Staff, what shall we do now?" The staff officers waited for Umezu Mijiro to leave and asked.
"Invent a code telegram for Hu Hao, and tell Quan Shijie that Hu Hao understands Japanese, and many people know about this, and many people in Hu Hao's troops know Japanese, so they can find out that those shells are gas bombs, and he did it on purpose!" Muraoka Chotaro gritted his teeth at his staff officer and spoke.
"Hey!" The staff officer went out to send a telegram.
"Hey, why did you change people!" Hu Hao took the telegram and saw that the signature was Muraoka Chotaro, so he asked strangely! (To be continued......)
PS: There is one more chapter in the evening, and there are four more today!