[65] The first troll of the Cult of God!
"This dog thing is so strong!"
When Yang Shenran saw the replay of the game in the background and saw Liu Jiyang's big kill, he was stunned!
Liu Jiyang sat proudly next to Yang Shenran: "Sect Master, I'm worth tens of millions a long time ago, do you think it's relying on my appearance?" Strength! Do you think I'm like you, like taking a laxative, and I have a thousand miles of diarrhea every day! ”
"Hehe, you talk so clean!" Yang Shenran rolled his eyes.
Su Endian interrupted: "In the future, you should pay attention to what you say, and now you can be regarded as a public figure." Don't just say it with a mouth. All civilized points. ”
Yang Shenran asked, "For example?" ”
Su Endian gave an example: "For example, thank you, I want to add you!" Thank you! ”
Yang Shenran turned his head to Liu Jiyang and said, "I soiled your newly bought clothes." ”
Liu Jiyang: "Thank you so much! ”
Yang Shenran looked at Su Endian again: "Are you sure this is more civilized!" ”
"Strong words!" Su Endian said, "I mean humility! Do you understand! For example, if I ask you what you eat, you can't say casually, you should say listen to you, you say. For example, if I ask you something, you can't say I can't, you have to say, although I can't, but I can learn! ”
Liu Jiyang was in a commotion again at this time, and asked Yang Shenran with a feeling of pretending to be a sissy: "Husband, will you cheat?" ”
Yang Shenran said: "Although I can't, I can learn!" ”
"You two are looking for death!" Su Endian couldn't bear it anymore and directly chased and killed the two goods.
Su Endian grabbed Yang Shenran's clothes: "Talk nonsense with me again!" ”
"Damn, why don't you catch Liu Jiyang! Just look for me! Yang Shenran was helpless.
"Nonsense, you're going to have to be Kerry in the next game. What about you? You sleep with normal limbs, and sleep with missing arms and legs, it has no effect on the game! ”
Huang Junjun nodded beside him: "There is a metaphor for Su Zhishu's words!" It's like an old man surnamed Tie, who suddenly lost all the hair on his body one day. When I went to the hospital for a check-up, I found out that he had a disease, and this disease was ...... There's nothing wrong with Lao Tie! ”
Yang Shenran: "Do you think you're very humorous?" ”
Huang Junjun shrugged: "My humor is just a little bit, and the main thing is still very romantic." ”
Li Yu interjected at this time: "No, if you really have nothing to do, sect leader, just go online and scold the black fans, and see if you are idle." ”
Originally, this was a joke, but Yang Shenran took it seriously. His eyes lit up and he thought it was a very good idea. The four heavenly kings are all their own people, and they are all thighs, so they can't be offended. But black fans are always fine!
Yang Shenran took out his mobile phone and began to scare people with his official account on Weibo.
Black fan: "Game sleeping? Looking at such an attitude, the character is probably not good! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "The east is not bright and the west is bright, what is your father and what am I like!" ”
Black fan: "The sect leader is in a hurry!" The Sect Master is in a hurry! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "Are you destined to be able to do this life?" Lu Wanxi said good night. ”
Black fan: "That's it!" What if I play? You're welcome, I'm really good! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "You scared to pee on the spot? Straight limp? It's really not good! ”
Black fan: ", is this the sect leader himself appearing?" Do you have a hero's name? Show off your bull ratio? ”
Yang Shenran replied: "I'm angry with you Levine!" ”
Black fan: "Your game stinks worse than your feet!" ”
Yang Shenran replied: "I'm sorry, my bright moon smells more fragrant!" ”
Black fan: "You think there are two stinky money!" ”
Yang Shenran replied: "God sent me to kill you!" ”
Black fan: "I'm a girl?" I like humble male players? I hate that kind of person too! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "Girl? Is your Nari beautiful or not? ”
Black fan: "Stinky rascal, shameless!" ”
Yang Shenran replied: "It's also worthy of your appearance!" The color of the sword opening its mouth when it arrives at Ji'er! ”
Black fan: "The pro players are swearing, look! Swearing! Hooligans! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "I think you are, the master of the shadow water!" Slut! ”
Black fan: "Report!" Is this kind of person too bad? Must report! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "There is Vigo and Lu to Si!" Let's wait for it! ”
Black fan: "You are a professional player!" So arrogant! ”
Yang Shenran replied: "You Gary are gone!" ”
Slowly? In the back, the black fans didn't know what to say, and it even became a situation where Yang Shenran sprayed a group alone!
Countless people came to watch, only to find out that the real battlefield of the sect leader was actually here! The mouth cannon is too invincible!
"I'll kill you with one kick!"
"Stinky mouth, sooner or later, someone will break your hidden dao!"
"Your daughter-in-law is very nervous!"
"Just you can horn, the green steel door is also on the shadow of the waste!"
"Is it black? I'll hammer you Delma! ”
"Shall I go to your house and do Ike with your girlfriend?"
It's so dirty! It's so dirty! The sect leader's foul language is simply too dirty! Even the old cultists were stunned? Watching Yang Shenran fight the black fans of the world alone, it is simply too fierce! And to say this? Listen to it!
The point is, the foul language of the black fans? It was blocked after a few minutes, but Yang Shenran's words couldn't be detected by the system at all? That's why I can keep it forever.
Because the sect leader is too violent? So much so that many fans of the Cult of God lie down to win? News has been released one after another, and the content is almost the same meaning.
"Idol behavior, please don't rise fans!"
"Please spray the sect leader directly, our old sect is innocent!"
"Temporarily de-powdered for three days, the limelight is still an old believer in the past! Please don't implicate me! ”
"There is revenge, there is revenge, there is revenge, anyway, it is all done by the sect leader, and it has nothing to do with me! Thank you! ”
Although it has already been a bloody storm, this is a small matter after all.
When the second game began, Yang Shenran reluctantly put down his phone, but he was already in a good mood. It's fun to scold, life just needs to decompress, it's okay to be a troll on the Internet, it's actually quite cool!
Yang Shenran followed the Four Heavenly Kings and Su Endian to the stage, and then sat down.
Yang Youji said: "If you win today, cousin of the sect leader, do you want to treat you!" It's really invincible to lie down and win! ”
"Okay!" Yang Shenran said: "Today I invite everyone to eat...... Well, come ten pounds, king crab hair! Then one person will be randomly selected to give me the latest game console, and everyone will have a share! You're welcome! ”
Su Endian: "Who sent whom?" Return king crab hair, be a person! ”
Li Yu couldn't help but say, "Sect Master, don't eat tonight, I'll invite you." ”
Yang Shenran asked, "What do you want me to eat?" ”
"I'll ask you to punch me!" Li Yu waved his fist.
Yang Shenran grinned, he would have returned the favor if he had been someone else, but Li Yu couldn't. On the one hand, Li Yu's own physique is the head of the Divine Cult, and on the other hand, this is Song Qianqian's descendant troops, not a brother but a relationship that is better than a brother, I can't afford to provoke it!