Chapter 142: Brother Ma Jun
In this world, there are always some interesting souls, they are mixed in the Internet, in the Internet, their IQ and EQ are higher than the other, all of them are memes, they have their own honorary titles, netizens!
They have their own pride, bragging! Squirt teammates! Squirt opponents!
On the Internet, they can be said to be sprayed by no one, as long as they provoke them, they don't care who you are, and the president dares to spray too!
Of course, this kind of is only a minority, and it belongs to an extreme path that is hopeless.
They are called trolls, sunspots, and keyboard warriors in the circle of netizens.
These three titles refer to one type of person, but they represent three ranks.
The first type of troll usually scolds some innocuous things after that, and the second type is extremely vicious and dares to scold anything.
As for the third ...... That's a kind of back-to-basics existence, when he doesn't provoke him, he's just an ordinary troll, and once he provokes him, then he's much more terrifying than the sunspot.
With a strong person at this level, the entire network can not say much, and it is absolutely not a problem to fight against ten thousand.
They are usually low-key, but when they fight, their combat effectiveness is extremely amazing, and they often only need to use an extremely domineering and arrogant special slogan to make people dare not communicate with them anymore.
"I'm in reality...... Low self-esteem and cowardice. I didn't dare to clash with anyone, and I didn't dare to insult others, for fear of being beaten.
But ...... in the network, the deity! high-spirited, looking at the world, insulting netizens, self-respecting.
As the saying goes, God doesn't give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, and the squirting road is like a long night.
The key is coming! The top of the immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there is a day.
The key of the river comes from the sky, and the key crosses the world with one click.
Break the red dust! Kill all the immortals! One key in hand, cut nine days.
If there are no true immortals in the world! I would like to hold the key and turn into an immortal!. โ
Ahem! The words are a bit far.
So what? Of course, saying so much, it's not that Ma Jun thinks about a small and short fan, he definitely doesn't, this is that Ma Jun thinks that their cultivation of a true love fan troll is quite interesting.
"Here, what's your name? Let me introduce myself, my name is Ma Jun, I am twenty-one years old this year, what about you? โ
Ma Jun is in a good mood, and it is rare that he is not thousands of miles away from other girls, and he has put up any shelves.
He asked, while manipulating the character to run towards the location of a small and short control character.
Yi Xiao was stunned for a moment, then his face turned slightly red, and he replied:
"What then! Oh! Hello Brother Jun, I am Zhai Yuting, this year is also twenty-one, you can call me Yuting or Ting'er.
(Author: The author here is set to 18 years, so there is no problem with that.) ๏ผ
Of course, if Brother Jun's name is Ting'er, I will definitely be happier. โ
Ma Jun couldn't help but laugh dumbly, this girl is really too cute!
Smiling, Ma Jun couldn't help but ask a little funny:
"Say! How do you know that I am my brother, we are the same age, I can't be younger than you? โ
Zhai Yuting was stunned for a moment after all, and after coming back to her senses, she asked with some embarrassment:
"That...... Army...... Little brother, I'm from November '94, what about you? โ
Ma Jun was stunned, he didn't expect her to be so seriously entangled in a question she casually raised.
After thinking about the age of the original body, not to mention, the original body is really older than her, but it is not much older, only about a month.
Smiling slightly, Ma Jun said to Zhai Yuting on the other side of the network:
"Oh! November words...... Then you're not mistaken, I'm from October! โ
You know, he's not really a straight man of steel, and he didn't think this question was stupid and unnecessary and refused to answer people, after all, the reason was because his own people were just cute.
Hearing Ma Jun's answer, Zhai Yuting breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, and thought a little inexplicably in her heart:
"It's fine! OK! It's good that Brother Jun is older than me, after all, although it's not much bigger, but at least it's not a sister and brother in love, right?
Although the love between sisters and brothers does not seem to be unacceptable, but I am afraid that the stubborn old man will not allow it at that time. โ
Suddenly, Zhai Yuting's face was as red as an apple, and she couldn't help but secretly think in her heart:
"Oh my God! Zhai Yuting, what are you thinking? Isn't it true that you are not single and fragrant? Or is it a little bit of fun? I actually had this idea because of the voice of a little brother! What are you doing here?
But...... It's really good, I feel like I'm really in love! โ
Ma Junjun, who didn't know what Xiao Xiao thought in his heart, couldn't help but shake his head when he saw that Xiao Xiao didn't agree for a long time.
Although he thought she was indeed cute, he couldn't get to the point where he really liked her.
As the owner of the military system of the Ten Thousand Worlds, he is destined to be a giant in the heavens and all the worlds in the future, how can he think so much because of a woman?
This woman is neither his confidante nor his rival, nor is she worthy of her own attention.
Manipulating the character to the position of a small short control character, looking at the 98K Sniper Qiang lying quietly on the ground, he thought for a moment and replaced the AKM on his back.
Pull the bolt, the bullet is bored, and the action is smooth.
After completing these steps, Ma Jun's perspective happened to see a figure running over, who was the only person who jumped into Port G except for himself and a small short.
Almost subconsciously, Ma Jun instantly raised the eight-fold mirror 98k sniper step qiang, and one shot entered the soul.
"The player King used a 98k headshot to kill the player WZBSS ยท Bใ โ
Ma Jun looked at this ID, and couldn't help but look strange, everyone was deceived by a small short, indicating that their IQ was not very high.
But this little short has no chance to deceive, isn't it what SยทB is?
I'm not stupid! It's just a complete lack of IQ, isn't it?
At this moment, a vicious cry of impotent rage came from the public channel:
"Fuck you, fuck you! You killed me with a 98k headshot at such a close distance, did you open the lock?
Grass mud horse, I'm also drunk when I meet an orphan like you, grass! โ
Chen Jun was not angry, it was just a little dumbfounded, people of this quality deserve to be killed by technical garbage, and they have no game experience!
Walked over and tia a bag, nothing good, just a bullet bag that was useful to me.
While tiaking the bag of this incompetent and furious brother Ren, Ma Jun said with some complaints:
"Tell me, how can you be so poor? You don't even have any good stuff, what are you playing PUBG? Why don't you go to fight the earth, Lord? โ
Well...... Because of a small and short reason, Ma Jun is now driving all the microphones, the kind he can hear!
"You! You! You! You wait, I'm not done with you! โ
I'm really not stupid Brother I feel like I'm going crazy, Dou Di Lord? Do you really think you haven't played it?
Now that I think about it, when I first played Doudi Lord, that teammate also told me the same thing.
"You fight the ground, the Lord is such a dish, why don't you play PUBG! What are you playing, Lord? โ
wzbssยทb was stunned suddenly, and thought with some suspicion:
"Is it possible...... I'm really not fit to play the game? Play everything like this! โ
As everyone knows, in fact, he is still very talented, but he is unlucky, the Lord of Fighting Earth met a master who is good at it, and when he played PUBG, he met Ma Jun, a humanoid self-propelled person with a system.
"Forget it, I still won't play games in the future, what's so fun about some, my three girlfriends aren't enough for me to be happy?"
In front of the computer, WZBSS B touched his chin and muttered to himself.
That's right, he suddenly woke up, what's so fun about the game? It's not like he doesn't have a girlfriend, and girlfriends are much more fun than games!
Don't look at where a group of people on the Internet say what girlfriends have to be fun about? Is the game not fun? Or is the anime not good-looking? Something like that.
In fact, they have long been envious, jealous and hateful in their hearts.
Besides...... The fun of girlfriends, how can people who don't have girlfriends pay attention to it?
Ma Jun also didn't know what Brother Wzbss B was thinking, and if he knew, he would probably say one:
"Another man has been led to the right path, Oli give!"
On the other side, Zhai Yuting sat on the gaming chair, her eyes a little confused.
"The technology is so good, and the sound is so good...... As long as people aren't ugly, even if they're not that good-looking, it's acceptable, right? โ
She touched her somewhat hot cheeks with her somewhat cold jade hand, and thought secretly in her heart.
Of course, Chen Jun didn't know Zhai Yuting's thoughts, and if he knew, he wouldn't have any ideas.
How so? Don't say accept it! I won't refuse, I can only say that I let it be.
Emotional things, with his character, have never been forced.
As the saying goes, identity determines thought, and that's the truth.
Ma Jun did not become the kind of existence that could stand at the pinnacle of the heavens and all worlds, but he was destined to be a person of that level with a system.
When it comes to the realm of ability, it doesn't matter if you have children's affection, if you have it, you can just run it, and if you don't have it, you must be thinking more about how to improve your strength, rather than these children's affections.
"Okay, thank you for your 98k, I'll go first, I'm going to kill people, you try to be as careful as possible, if you are still alive in the finals, I will let you eat chicken!"
glanced at a small and short control character, and then controlled his character to turn away.
And a small short one, because he fell into the influence of schizophrenia, didn't react and didn't chase after it.
"The Duke rode the sky for eight or nine days: what's wrong with this? Why don't you go over and hug your thighs? โ
"The Marquis is a small and short fairy passerby: Who knows, isn't it because he likes this little brother, people are stupid? Doesn't it say that love can make people stupid? โ
The duke was silent: upstairs, don't say it! It's really possible! โ
At this time, a little short also came back to his senses, found that Ma Jun had left, was slightly lost, looked at the barrage, and said a little shyly:
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I don't like Brother Ma Jun!"
All:...... Hehe! I believe you're a ghost! Brother Ma Jun, it's so kind!