Chapter 15: Teacher Xu teaches the secret of love
"Well, there's an inside taste, go on."
The teacher who led the team looked at Xu Mu with a sincere expression of anger like chicken blood, "If I'm not mistaken, this semester, your class hours are still blank, right?" Okay, they all say that you are a scumbag in class, so the main object of my assessment today is you! ”
The others were dumbfounded, didn't the exhibition Xu Mu introduce just now happen to be the content on the display board outside the museum?
It's a fart to memorize this kind of pediatrics in front of the teacher!
Many students immediately showed unconvinced expressions.
Some people even debunked Xu Mu's serious pretense in public: "Teacher Lu! What Xu Mu said just now is obviously posted on the display shelf at the entrance of the museum, why don't you test me? I memorized it too. ”
"Give me peace!" Teacher Lu smiled schemingly and looked at Xu Mu, "Later, whatever I ask, you have to answer for me." Otherwise, hum, credit will be deducted. ”
"Oh... Xu Mu pills. ”
"I told you to skip class yesterday and go to a variety show to brag."
"We all support Mr. Lu's wise decision! Yesterday was the prehistory class of the head of the department, and it was the core course of our history department, he missed class without blinking his eyes, and ran to the TV station to create an affair with the girls of the Chinese department! If you don't give him some color, who in the history department will be able to go to class obediently in the future! ”
Xu Mu looked at the classmate who was shouting loudly, and he couldn't find his name in his mind for a while.
Now, he knows.
The whole department waited for him to be deducted credits by the teacher.
Xu Mu's popularity is too bad, and some classmates are openly provocative.
Gu Hao hurriedly pretended to be stupid and laughed, "Hahaha! What are you fooling about? Even if Xu Mu deducts some credits today, the total credits will be higher than yours, right?! ”
"Hey, don't say it, don't say it, if you delay it any longer, this brother will really deduct points today."
Chen Zixiao pushed Xu Mu with both hands and pushed him to the front of the booth.
"Bang Bang!"
Teacher Lu clapped his hands to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said, "Xu Mu, now you are the museum docent, please start your performance." ”
After speaking, he made a gesture of please.
Commentator, in fact, is also a good position.
Xu Mu bowed slightly, groaned and slowly approached the glass booth, and smiled slightly: "That...... The treasures on display in this exhibition have taken 20 years from their discovery by explorers in '98 to today. ”
"Today, through this exhibition, we can not only appreciate the exquisite life of the Tang Dynasty, but also understand its open and inclusive cultural essence, and it is also an important opportunity to witness the history of the Maritime Silk Road in the Tang Dynasty."
"We can find from these gold and silver wares, pottery, bronze mirrors, etc., that the craftsmanship level can be called the world's finest living utensils. Looking at our current era, such exquisite living utensils can also be said to be made with ingenuity! ”
"As far as I know, the world-class salvage company salvaged the treasures, and found a mark engraved with the word 'Baoli', only to know that it was an export goods during the Tang Dynasty Baoli. From this, we can know that since there was a maritime Silk Road in the pre-Qin period, through the continuous efforts and development of merchants in the Qin, Han, Wei and Jin dynasties, a mature maritime Silk Road has been opened up during the Tang Baoli period. ”
"Actually, this exhibition is more meaningful for the study of our Silk Road in China."
Teacher Lu held his face, touched his nose, and said in his heart, why did this kid go around the Silk Road for me?
Didn't you tell us about the treasures of today's exquisite craftsmanship?
Xu Mu seemed to see what Teacher Lu was thinking.
So, the conversation changed and he snorted coldly, "Although these are our Datang treasures, this belonging is Singapore......"
At this time, the mobile phone in Xu Mu's trouser pocket rang a WeChat video call.
"Ahh I'm sorry, teacher, I'll answer the phone. ”
Xu Mu took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, saw that it was his wife calling, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and clicked on the video call.
At the same time, walking out of the crowd, after the mobile phone screen was stuck for two seconds, Jiang Xuena's super cute Lolita voice sounded, "Husband-"
In the quiet exhibition hall, everyone heard this delicate voice with their own ears, and they were immediately petrified.
"Husband?!"
"Did I hear me right?!"
"It looks like my husband."
Many classmates followed Gu Hao and Chen Zixiao to take a peek.
Xu Mu saw the cute wife in the video, and smiled, "Wife, are you out of class?" ”
"That's right! But, husband, where are you? The background is so beautiful. ”
"Our history department has a museum visit today, so now our whole department is visiting."
"Huh? So you went to the museum? I'm sorry, husband, so let's visit first. ”
Jiang Xuena also saw a few faces emerging behind Xu Mu, hurriedly said goodbye and hung up.
Teacher Lu looked back at Xu Mu's back, and said in his heart that he thought it was a scandal, but he didn't expect that it only took one day to let people call his husband in the Chinese department!
It's really unscientific.
He is a thirty-year-old man, and he has talked to more than a dozen people, and the girls have not called him 'husband'.
Pierced in the heart.
After a long time, he rubbed his nose sourly and led everyone to continue the visit.
Xu Mu smirked at the chat box for a while.
Gu Hao and Chen Zixiao walked over, their expressions were the same, their mouths pursed, and they shook their heads.
Chen Zixiao patted Xu Mu on the shoulder, hooked his shoulder, and looked incredulous: "Friend, are you really off the list?" ”
"Harm, it's not a big deal."
Gu Hao shook his head stupidly and walked to the front to visit.
Looking back at the two companions who were leisurely shopping, he pointed to the broken bowl in the glass display case, and asked, "Do you know how much this can be sold for on the black market outside?" ”
"The black market doesn't dare to collect it."
Xu Mu was angry and glanced up at the surveillance.
"Also, you can't take it out! See for yourself how many surveillance cameras are on display in the exhibition hall? This is a treasure from a thousand years ago, more precious than 200 million diamonds! What do you think, pretty boy. ”
……
At the end of the museum visit, everyone dispersed to study.
Seeing that the classmates went out shopping or playing, Gu Hao looked at Chen Zixiao and Xu Mu, "It's noon, let's find a place to eat first, after eating, should we play an e-sports game?" ”
Chen Zixiao looked at Xu Mu, scratched his chin and smiled slyly: "I just want to see Xu Mu and Chinese Department flowers fall in love." ”
"The Chinese department still has classes in the afternoon!"
"Well, the mouse is right, Nana still has classes in the afternoon, and school will be out at three o'clock, let's go, eat, and play games."
My wife's class schedule seems to have been engraved in my mind for a long time.
Xu Mu remembered his wife's class schedule and said.
"Grass! This love seems to have an inner flavor. Chen Zixiao hooked Xu Mu, and the three of them walked towards the museum business district.
Passing by a convenience store with a blue logo, Xu Mu paused, "Let's go!" Let's eat Lawson's box lunch. ”
"Anyway...... If you haven't been treated yet, please do it at noon today. ”
"You should go to a big restaurant for a treat, what's the matter with inviting a few people to a convenience store box lunch?!"
"Hey, don't underestimate this convenience store, I give you advice today as a person who has come over, as far as I know, those cute girls like to visit convenience stores the most, especially like to buy yogurt snacks hand in hand or something!" Xu Mu taught the secrets of love seriously, and walked into the convenience store with a smile, "Then I will invite you to have breakfast for a month, and you can choose your own steamed buns and soy milk fritters." ”