Chapter 393: My cousin can't be that cute

After coming out of the elven teleportation array, more than 600 adventurers lined up into a long dragon, marching all the way to their lair, such strength, unless it is to provoke a creature such as a dragon, otherwise in this area can also be rampant, all the way to peace, three days later, we came to the teleportation station of the skinning forest, and finally returned to Kurast, which has been absent for more than a month. $*Millennial offers this latest chapter to read

Stepping out of the Kurast teleportation array, I took a deep breath and looked around, Kurast did not have the beauty of the Elven King City, no, it could be described as a world of difference, there, I breathed the fragrance of my nose, and now, I could only smell the faint fishy smell of the swamp.

But for some reason, I prefer the feeling of stepping into Kurast, familiar figures, familiar tones, familiar smells, when I set foot on this land, the heavy pressure in my heart seems to be much lighter, no longer in the Elf King City, perhaps, this is a feeling called belonging.

The adventures that came out of the teleportation station also cheered, perhaps, this time the operation to support the elves took less time than their own training time, but the meaning was completely different from the previous experience, when I returned to Kurast again, the feeling was also different from the past, the familiar scene in the past was now so fresh and kind, so that these adventurers had a sense of urgency to return to their familiar place, sleep beautifully, or have a few drinks with other brothers. "Okay, let's disperse, what to do, but don't forget, in a few days, the members of this operation will gather once to reward meritorious deeds, especially the barbarian brothers. Don't oversleep. ”

Seeing everyone coming out of the teleportation station, their eyes showed urgency, but none of them left, but gathered behind me, their eyes kept looking at me, as if waiting for my order, I couldn't help but smile slightly, thinking to myself when did these big masters become so disciplined?

"Ha-oh-oh-"

Hearing me say this, the crowd burst into laughter, who doesn't know that savages sleep the most. After returning from the experience, it was not surprising that he slept for three or four days, and then, everyone cheered a few times, and the black crowd suddenly dispersed in all directions.

Very good, I should go home too, I don't know if the princess is restless, but I specially ordered a few masters of Kut and Dika to help me take care of it, they left two days earlier than the other mercenaries. I think the princess of Sanwu should go home first.

Sure enough, I just came to the gate. It was as if the most rigorous procedure had been set, the door opened punctually, and the little princess was dressed in an apron, holding a long spoon in her hand, and the soup was still steaming with soup sticking to it, dressed as if she had just come out of the kitchen.

"Welcome back, master."

It's still an emotionless face and tone, and it's still the most standard maid etiquette. Then it reminded me of the first time she appeared in my house. It's exactly the same.

Wait, what is she doing with the long spoon. It's past lunchtime, but it's still a while before dinner. The rather strange outfit that appeared at a rather strange time immediately sounded the red alarm in my heart.

"Little Jasmine. What were you doing? ”

I smiled and asked while rubbing my hands with a pleasant face, just like when interrogating a prisoner, I first served a bowl of hot egg noodles to the other party, and then greeted the other party's parents, planning to have a soft policy first, and confess leniently.

"Research, dishes."

The answer to the question of the three princesses was as good as I expected, and it shocked me.

Some people may ask, isn't it just to study the dishes? This seems to be something that the three-no princess often does, what's all the fuss?

Different, completely different!!

There is no doubt that Princess Sanwu is a genius child, and she is also very good at the kitchen, and when she gets serious, she is not even inferior to the all-powerful housework Veras or the experienced Aunt Lisa, so if a master like her wants to make a new dish, she doesn't need to use the word research at all, as long as she conceives the properties of various ingredients in her precise mind, and then simulates the taste after matching, for her, how to make the dishes unpalatable is a question worth studying.

Therefore, if she really just wants to make a new dish, she will sit at the table, sipping an empty teacup, her eyes wandering, her eyes are out of focus, her little head is constantly bubbling, and she falls into a natural state of silence, on the contrary, if she uses the kitchen, then you have to be careful, she is studying something weird, and it may explode.

No, something must have gone wrong, this little princess is angry? What is she angry about? Wait, let me make sure first, and many thoughts flashed through my mind, and my eyes looked rapidly, and finally my gaze fell on an ugly, thick iron tree in the courtyard in front of the door.

In this kind of swampy and dark terrain, it is difficult to plant those beautiful but delicate flowers and plants, so even the three-free princess, who is known as the universal maid of the family, can only not know where to get some simple flowers and plants that like yin and dampness and are easy to nourish, and decorate the front yard a little to make it not so ugly, and this ugly iron tree was planted by my own hands.

Stop, speaking of which, some people may say that we have poor taste, and we like this kind of bare and ugly wood, you are wrong to think so, this tree is definitely not for ornamentation, when it was planted, I secretly gave it a name - Three No Princess Mood Tester.

The Iron Tree, as the name suggests, has a very hard trunk, so hard that it is difficult to cut it with a sword without a melee transfer, and I took a fancy to its advantages, and at this time, I moved my eyes to the foot of the tree and looked at it, and I immediately shuddered.

At the foot of the iron tree, it was as if someone had been desperately smashed with a hard stone for a long time, and the outer layer of black hard bark had already been smashed, revealing the milky white wood flesh inside, and it was also slightly concave, as if telling about his own tragic experience.

The little ghost ignores the hardness of the gem's teeth. The Dead Dog ignores the Defensive Ground Dogtooth, and the Three-None Princess ignores the Kick of the Princess......

This scar, before I took the Sanwu princess out, it still didn't look very fresh, in an instant, I seemed to be able to imagine the Sanwu princess with a blank face, with not inferior Chunli's legs and speed, again and again the tip of her pink princess shoes ** into the trunk, one person hugged the thick iron tree with her infinite kick violently swaying and screaming.

"No—"

I wailed and didn't do anything about it. At supper to-night, my fate will definitely be worse than that of this poor iron tree, and the next moment, with the momentum of an Allied death squad, I threw off my legs and pounced on Morisa, who was about to enter the kitchen.

"Little Jasmine, I was wrong, master. Don't be angry. ”

Pressing the little princess under me, I flattered my face. Full of flattery, although I don't know where I was wrong, but it's always right to admit my mistakes.

Head off and ignore it.

Roar, at this time there is only a trick, and with a bow of my head, I kissed it and gently sucked on Morissa's thin lips. It's still tactile as always. It's a little cold, like her usual indifferent temperament. But when the kiss goes deeper, when the lips and tongue meet. But I can feel the enthusiasm inside, in the end. Princess Sanwu is not without feelings, in fact, her feelings are richer and stronger than ordinary people, but she can't show them on her face.

So, when I thought it would work, I got up from the panting Morissa and left humming a song-like tune, and the bowl was still a mass of colorful and unknown objects that tasted like a mouthwatering taste.

I originally wanted to deny this realization to express my deep mourning for the dead brothers, but in the end, I still had to admit this fact, and rested at home for several days, playing with the princess and the little ghost and the dead dog every day, laughing and talking about the fish and dog fights, and gloating as I watched the dead dog being thrown out of the window by Elia and turned into a shining meteor on the horizon, I now, the pain in my heart has begun to faintly forget.

Then a few days later, nearly two thousand adventurers gathered again, but compared to the last time, there were forever fewer than 7 warriors here, our brothers, according to the credit of this operation, all the adventure teams were rewarded, and those who were responsible for passing on the information were no exception, and I did not forget the agreement between Jì and escorting the adventure of the elven village, each team had two pieces of high-grade blue equipment, a total of twenty-eight, which was nothing to me.

Then, there were the sixty-seven dead mercenaries, only a few of them, whose relics were recovered by me and handed over to their teammates, while the rest had already been turned into works of art by Gamorro and reduced to ashes in our fierce fight.

Even if I didn't kill them directly, but their deaths were related to me, and I couldn't make any promises for their deaths, but I could still do it if I gave material compensation.

The friends of these sixty-seven mercenaries involved a total of twenty-six mercenary squads, each of which received a huge compensation from me, two bottles of rejuvenation potions for each squad, two pieces of blue high-grade equipment, and a large amount of gold coins to ensure that the families of the dead mercenaries could live a life without worrying about food and clothing, of course, in order not to favor one over the other, the other 5 who died for other reasons for the adventure, I also gave the same compensation.

While being amazed by my generosity, other adventures also looked at these compensated adventures with envy, of course, they did not have those dirty "how nice it would be if someone died in their own team" psychology in their hearts, but in their consciousness, the death of adventures is a very common thing, but they have never heard of such a rich compensation for who died, they are envious of those adventures that have long since died, and even have a kind of if they die, His teammates and family can also be compensated so richly, and the peace of mind of dying is also dead.

Seeing this, I sighed secretly, that's right, I am in the dark continent where human life is like grass, and in terms of attitude towards life, I will always be incompatible with this world.

However, seeing the smile of the dead teammates is gratifying. I can't help but feel a lot better in my heart, sixty-seven heavy sustenance is still on my shoulders, but at least this practice can reduce the guilt in my heart a lot, I am not just to compensate them, or to give myself a chance to be free, I can't quibble, people are selfish, help, redeem, even if it is self-harm. No matter what the purpose of the act, the ultimate essence is only to make yourself feel better.

After thinking about it a lot, one day after that, I suddenly remembered that he was a little too much, and it took me so long to remember that he was indeed a little too much, because his bitter plan was planned by himself, and he had a little obligation to see how this tragic guy turned out.

So, on a sunny afternoon. I led the little maid and slipped the golden dead dog. Came to the Green Forest Bar, pushed the heavy bar open in the noisy noise, and a crisp bell suddenly rang.

"Welcome."

The sound of a voice sweeter than the bell sounded in my ears, and I was reminded of the first time I saw Veras in the village of Vitas, and with a smile on my face, I naturally looked over to this lady-in-waiting, dressed in a light and lovely ribbon dress. The lovely maid, who was raising her head after bowing slightly, nodded.

The next moment. The expressions of the two of us were frozen at the same time, and we froze on the spot. My smile froze and my pupils dilated. The maid, on the other hand, had stiff corners of her mouth. Panicked eyes.

The round and delicate face, the facial features are small and upright, the face shape is very beautiful, the long eyelashes, the small nose, the thin lips, and the ear-length short, so that the dignified and quiet temperament adds a touch of vitality, although it is not as beautiful as the first beauty of the bar Ou Na, but it has its own temperament, the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more you like it.

But why is this person so familiar!!

My eyes widened, my trembling fingers involuntarily pointed at the maid, and the image of a tragic mage who couldn't match the cute girl in front of me gradually emerged in my mind.

"Filipino...... Fei Fei Fei ...... Feeney......"

My lips trembled for a long time, and I finally didn't dare to say the name of the figure that came to mind, which was so shocking that if I said it, it would definitely distort my previous worldview.

"I ...... I'm not Phoenix!! ”

The maid was in a hurry, and she said it first, her little hands covered her chest, her eyes were watery, and she looked pitiful.

"Oh, Lord Fan, don't bully the cutie in the Green Forest Bar, otherwise even if it is Lord Fan, we won't agree." There was a rough voice of adventure inside, and when he looked back, it turned out to be a barbarian with a red nose, who was being knocked on the head by his drinking friend next to him.

"It's just you, it's not enough for a finger for an adult."

Burst into laughter from all over the bar.

After such a while, I calmed down a little, and I was sure that this was Phoenix, but why did he appear here in this costume, oh my God, I can't reason at all, who can help me solve my puzzles!!

The eyes fell back on the pseudo-maiden version of Phoenix, only to see that she was still looking at me with pitiful eyes, looking like you don't bully me, if I didn't know her identity, I might really be fascinated by her appearance, you know, we are very immune-free to this type of girl.

Eventually, I finally confirmed that the other party was Phoenix, and some people might wonder about his voice, hum, changing his voice is not a difficult thing for a long-term wandering and experienced adventurer, regardless of why he became like this, it seems quite interesting, while secretly reminding myself of the other party's true gender, a sinister smile crossed the corner of my mouth.

Sitting in a position where I could look around the bar, my eyes kept on Phoenix's busy figure, and the more solemn it looked, the more powerful, the more powerful.

I remember a cartoon that said that a pseudo-girl, especially a beautiful pseudo-girl, is very terrible, because he is a man, as a man, he knows the weaknesses of men better than any woman, and it is even easy to see at a glance what type of girl the other party likes, what kind of posture, what kind of action, what kind of expression, what kind of language can make herself cute in the eyes of the other party, which is an advantage that no woman can match.

Therefore, when he plays the role of a pseudo-girl, he can easily win the favor of the other party according to his own judgment, especially when the realm of the pseudo-girl reaches a certain level, almost without thinking about it, he can do whatever he wants according to the type of the other party's preference, and instinctively show the posture that can most affect the fragile emotional strings in the other party's heart, for example, the moment I entered the door, didn't this guy immediately see through the girl who couldn't stand the Chu Chu moving type, and naturally made a demeanor that made my gender concept almost distorted?

"I see."

I roared, startling everyone in the bar, especially Phoenix, who looked even more panicked as if she thought I was going to expose her, and the plate in her hand fell off.

"Aren't you my cousin who has been missing for many years and likes to run naked - Joseph. Staren? Cousin! Where have you been all these years? How are you doing? Uncle, they miss you so much. ”

The audience couldn't help but be stunned for a while, especially Phoenix, who wondered which play the other party was singing, but he quickly reacted - when he met this guy for the first time, didn't he just misunderstand that he was his long-lost cousin? Now that I'm dressed in women's clothes, it's not surprising that I've been misunderstood again.

Thinking quickly in his heart, he suddenly burst into tears, and as if he remembered something in his mind, he shouted out to his cousin and pounced.

I hurriedly put my hands on this guy, damn, what is professional, what is Su zhì, is this guy really taking on the role?

"You, really my cousin?"

I pretended to be incredulous, looked at Phoenix in a daze, and suddenly shook my head again, and said in the affirmative.

"No, you're not my cousin, although you look very similar, but my cousin is not like this, I remember very clearly, she has to add a meow at the end of every sentence, this is her habit for more than ten years, not to say that it can be changed."

I'm not in a good state today.,Chatted with the lewd in the group for a while.,Still can't find the feeling.,The result is not enough time to write.,Let's do it first.,But the final tragedy is already obvious.,The smug protagonist will also follow the tragedy......