Volume One Hundred and One A joke
Time is the best way to heal everything, although it can't be cured, but it won't hurt so much. After a period of healing, Lin Ye finally recovered, not only fighting landlords, playing live broadcasts, and chasing Korean dramas every night, but also actively participating in various football games organized by the college as an old senior during the day. In addition, finding and getting to know the "bad-looking girl" has also become a new motivation for Lin Ye to get up every day. For this matter, our dormitory also contributed less, because Lin Ye said well: the best way to end a relationship is to start another new relationship. However, the result was not particularly ideal, because we didn't find the intersection between us and the "bad-looking girl", and her contact information was not obtained, so Lin Ye never started. But that's not the only thing he needs to have a headache about.
Since there is no need to pay extra fees for the "Love Nest", Lin Ye's life is also nourishing. Even though the price of food in the school cafeteria and Da Le rises every semester, the cost of living is always much lower than in the world outside the "ivory tower". So especially at the beginning of the month, in addition to three meals a day, snacks and drinks can be purchased on demand, and occasionally we can go together for a meal, drink a drink and then book a night in an Internet café. However, Eric and Lin Ye have another important expense: cigarettes.
Since smoking a cigarette handed by Lin Ye in his freshman year, Eric has become an official smoker. Later, when Lin Ye was not in the bedroom, he often "came and went" with Huazi, borrowing fire from each other. At first, Eric smoked a cigarette a day, but after two years of accumulation, it is a miracle that he can keep a pack of cigarettes a day. Even the "old smoking gun" Lin Ye, who had just moved back to the bedroom, was taken aback, and even worried about Eric.
Naturally, the school prohibits students from smoking in the dormitory, and always warns us with the case of "one cigarette butt six lives". When Lin Ye was a freshman, he also put an ashtray in the dormitory, and when he encountered the dormitory, he had to hide it every time. Later, Lin Ye was troublesome, so he directly stuffed the cigarette butts into the drink bottles or beverage cans he had drunk. This trick not only quickly extinguishes the cigarette butt with the remaining drink at the bottom of the bottle, but also has good concealment. In addition, it is easy to dispose of, so you can just throw it away with the lid on. Especially when it comes to going to bed, open the window of the balcony and throw it outside, "destroying the corpse and destroying the traces".
Eric has learned the same, after all, Lin Ye is experienced in smoking, so he also used this trick, at first just to deal with the bedtime, and then it became a habit. Every time he watched TVB, Eric would prepare a can of canned drink, then light a cigarette and smoke while drinking. Usually he will have a few sips left in the drink, and when the cigarette is almost smoked, he will throw the cigarette butt in. Sometimes the lights are turned off directly, and the beverage cans on the table have no time to be cleaned, so they simply become an exclusive ashtray. The next night, Eric repeated the previous operation.
However, with more and more bottles and cans on the table, interesting things happen all the time.
"Ahh As soon as we heard the voice, we knew that Eric must have mistaken the can with cigarette butts for a new drink. And the opposite operation is also a lot, just take a sip or two of the drink is flicked cigarette ash or even stuffed cigarette butts, and the prompt in this case is: "Fuck! Every time this kind of mistake occurs, Lin Ye will laugh at Eric's blindness, but often he will also be slapped in the face quickly. So, the two of them shook each other, and the quiet bedroom immediately became cheerful.
However, the cost of cigarettes was not small, and by the end of the month, the two of them began to be stretched thin again. Eric will still have Wawa to help, and he can still go to the cafeteria or enjoy his meals, but now Lin Ye can only support himself. Luckily, we still have instant noodles. After a few days of personal experience, Lin Ye quickly mastered the prices of various instant noodles in the commissary downstairs of the dormitory, and thought that "Sanxian Yi Noodles" was the cheapest instant noodles at present. In addition, Lin Ye can also match the most economical combination, the most delicious combination and the most satisfying combination according to the actual needs, and even feels that the eggs in the instant noodles are more satiety than broken. Therefore, every time we go downstairs to cook instant noodles, we will first ask Lin Ye's opinion, or call him directly.
On this day, Lin Ye and I went to the downstairs store to cook instant noodles. While waiting for the noodles to be cooked, we found a snack that resembled a bowl of instant noodles at the merchandise counter, only the size of a palm, and jokingly asked the boss if it would be instant noodles, right? The owner was very serious about giving us a positive answer. Lin Ye suddenly became interested, and asked the price as long as 5 cents. Looking at this pocket-sized instant noodle, we were both happy. I think this thing must be a three-no product, although I am curious, but I only plan to look at it twice. But Lin Ye didn't think so, anyway, it was only 5 cents, and he bought it without saying a word.
Holding this instant noodle that was only the size of a palm, the two of us returned to the dormitory excitedly, and it happened that Dabiao's squad leader and they were there. Lin Ye showed this smallest bowl bubble in history to everyone. The shape is basically the same as the previous plastic bowl Master Kong, but it is several times smaller. We picked it up and shook it, and when we noticed a noise, we thought it was just a crispy noodle, or a few small snacks like "crab flavored grains". In the eyes of everyone, Lin Ye carefully tore open the package, and I even began to look forward to what this bowl of noodles tasted like.
As the tin foil on top of the instant noodles was slowly torn apart, the true face of Lushan inside was also revealed, and we were immediately amused. No one arrived, and in such a palm-sized box of instant noodles, in addition to a complete dough cake, there was also a ham sausage with the length of an index finger! They all sighed that the merchants were really conscientious.
Lin Ye and I laughed the most, and I even laughed so hard that I barely stopped until my face cramped, and as soon as I sat down in my seat, I started laughing again when I remembered that picture. Lin Ye was also burst into laughter, so he had to let me take a picture of him with a camera, and he immediately uploaded it to Renren after it was over. After that, I went to the next bedroom to bring Huazi, who was walking on the Azeroth continent, and we laughed again in front of him. Sometimes, the pleasure of men is as simple as that, and this simple pleasure is difficult to understand by people who are not involved in having fun.
After Lin Ye shared the photos on the Internet, we forwarded them one after another, and Eric also deliberately shared the original picture with Wawa on QQ, and then described with her how interesting and funny this bowl of pocket instant noodles was, especially the ham sausage inside, and even described me and Lin Ye laughing crazy. However, despite Eric's vivid depiction of our journey from unpacking to hilariousness, the response was not very strong. I also forwarded the picture for the first time, in order to let everyone understand the meaning of the picture I posted, I also made a special note "This is the joke I have seen this year", but the girls looked confused, but they just felt that this pocket instant noodles and index finger sausage were a little cute.
Therefore, there are some tastes that only you can understand, whether they are sweet and sour or bitter. Everyone's taste is different, just like some people love cilantro and some people never touch it, we don't need to be disappointed because we don't achieve the desired results. The reverse is also true, sometimes others will share with us what they think is good, because of the difference in the three views, we may not agree with it, but it is important to remember that they are "willing to share with you" this behavior.
But,Lin Ye's side seems to be working well.,His people keep leaving messages below.,I just heard him happily typing on the keyboard all the time.,When I looked back at his screen, it was all Korean.,Looking at Lin Ye's happy appearance,I guess it's just chatting with the girl!