Chapter 627 - The Most Popular Coach Among Players
"Mr. Parker, would you like to open the parcel for you?" The courier asked.
"Okay......" Parker immediately changed his words, "No thanks." ”
Then he watched dumbfounded, and the courier had opened the courier with lightning speed.
"Wow, what a microphone."
"It's not real, it's fake, it looks like chocolate?"
Journalists were talking.
At the same time, they were a little disappointed, they felt that Fang Jue was still too kind, so they should send a real microphone, otherwise what would they think of the excitement?
Chocolate?
Tony Parker blinked and looked at the microphone, which was about eleven inches.
I rubbed it with my fingers and tasted it, it was really made of chocolate, and it had a faint vanilla flavor.
Tony Parker was a little annoyed, he was so stupid, why didn't he think of this trick in advance, if he got this chocolate microphone in advance and performed and ate the microphone in public on the show, the ratings would have been good.
Moreover, it has not lost face, and it may become a celebrity anecdote.
However, fortunately, Fang Jue's guy actually wanted to solve this problem in this way.
Is this a sign of reconciliation?
Regardless, Mr. Tony Parker breathed a sigh of relief that he realized how much he was so grateful to that guy.
Compared to these hateful reporters, Fang Jue seemed to be much cuter.
In that case, then, next time, when you criticize him, save him a little face.
……
"Guys, I'm going to eat the microphone." Tony Parker was smiling and in a good mood.
The reporters were unhappy, it was originally a happy excitement, but now it has made a lot of trouble and unhappy.
However, he still carried the camera and pointed it at Tony Parker.
Although the sensation was not as good as expected, it was still a news material.
"Hmm, it tastes good." Tony Parker gulped down the 'microphone' with a look of enjoyment.
I also commented on two sentences from time to time.
"This chocolate has a very mellow flavor and is the best cocoa bean."
"The vanilla flavor is very light, just right."
Looking at the bastard's arrogant and enjoyable feasting, the reporters hated it.
Someone swallowed a mouthful of saliva, appetite is like a catalytic enzyme, it is a desire that can resonate, I really want to take a bite.
I ate about four-fifths of it.
Tony Parker saw a card made of white chocolate.
"Mr. Tony Parker, we don't know each other, there are surprises below, and the taste is better."
Tony Parker picked up the card and showed it to the reporters, looking proud.
"This white chocolate is great." Take a few bites and finish the chocolate card.
……
Tony Parker took several more bites and saw something that he had bitten off in half.
"It's a cockroach!" A reporter shouted excitedly.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
I knew that this matter would not be so bland!
The reporters gathered around and slapped at the microphone base and the parties.
The cockroach that had been bitten off its head, as well as the two cockroaches below, were clearly visible.
Wow.
There was an exclamation.
The drooling reporter who was envious just now swallowed his saliva, but he felt disgusted.
Cockroach?
Tony Parker was stunned, he looked at the base, and suddenly a strong feeling of nausea and vomiting flooded from the stomach to the stomach.
Poor Mr. Reporter, holding on to the door, bending over, vomiting wildly.
That's what to look forward to.
Seven or eight cameras, cameras, slammed into poor Mr. Tony Parker.
"Capture the details."
"Facial expressions."
"And vomit."
The reporters were very excited, and their professionalism was fully reflected.
……
Bastard!
I'm wrong, I'm wrong, that bastard is more hateful than you think.
"Fang Jue!" Tony Parker gritted his teeth, "This is poisoning, this is poisoning, I'm going to call the police, I'm going to call the police." ”
"Ah, this cockroach is disgusting." A reporter deliberately shouted.
Vomit!
Tony Parker threw up again.
He really called the police.
The police came.
A police officer scrutinized the physical evidence that had been reported as poisoning, "Mr. Parker, what do you call this thing poisoning?" ”
"Of course! I'm going to the hospital, I'm asking for an identification, and I seriously suspect I'm getting food poisoning. Tony Parker said.
Then he saw that although he was pinching the 'cockroach carcass', he was rubbing it.
Vomit.
He threw up again.
"Mr. Tony Parker, that's chocolate, too, but in the shape of a cockroach." The officer said with a smile.
There has been a lot of fuss about this gentleman and the champion young marshal of Aston Villa, and of course he knows it.
……
"It's chocolate?" Tony Parker was surprised.
"Yes, you see." The officer said as he pulled out the black red silk thread with his two fingers, "It's quite realistic, even the intestinal cavity is there, look at it." ”
Vomit!
Tony Parker took one look and threw up again.
"Close!" The officer took his leave, not forgetting to warn some poor fellow, "Mr. Parker, please find out next time before calling the police." ”
The reporters were overjoyed.
It's true that they've been stuck here all the time, it's really exciting.
Soon, Tony Parker received a courier from Fang Jue, and the images and pictures that were spit out by the trick began to spread.
With someone's stunned expression when he first ate the microphone, this strong contrast made the people who ate melons very happy.
Of course, there are also readers and viewers who reacted too disgustingly, complaining that they were eating when they watched the show, and they also vomited after watching it.
They said they would have been really angry if they hadn't seen Mr. Parker vomit so much.
……
The next day, Tony. In his column, Parker angrily attacked Fang Jue's 'immoral, shameless, despicable anti-human behavior'.
Bitterly confessed that he was physically and mentally traumatized, vomited many times in a row, and had no appetite for a whole day.
However, he did not receive much sympathy.
Instead, many people left messages and called him, asking him how it tasted.
Even a restaurant in London even launched a cockroach microphone chocolate in a special hot spot, and also played the gimmick of 'making Tony Parker vomit and vomit'.
There are really many diners who come here to taste it.
"Coach Fang Jue punished Tony Parker with a little prank, which is very interesting." Times columnist Duncan. Stewart writes in his column.
"An innocuous joke, and perhaps pleasant to all except poor Mr. Tony Parker."
"And, it's worth noting that Fang Jue really acted, and he used this behavior to retaliate against Mr. Parker's attacks on his players."
'What we got from within Villa, Shevchenko thanked his coach and the players unanimously said that the coach did a great job.
"Obviously, the players love and respect a coach who is always uplifting and standing up for his players."
"If you want to choose the coach who is most popular with your players, Fang Jue is definitely on the list."