"Brother, how long will it take for us to get to the place where we eat..."

Fang Ran, who was tied to the back seat of the car, asked with hungry eyes.

"Shut up!! If it weren't for you, bastard, I had to drive, and I couldn't stop, went the wrong way, and ran four red lights in a row, which almost caused me to have my driver's license revoked!! ”

"We should have arrived!!"

Meng Lang roared at Fang Ran angrily, and then sighed.

With his background, he naturally won't worry about any demerit points for his driver's license, but...

When I called Uncle Xu, the other party was silent for a long time when he heard that this time he was caught by the traffic police because he ran a red light.

made Meng Lang's heart inexplicably sad.

And because Fang Ran doesn't have a driver's license, it's the appearance of Meng Lang who became with [Phantom Brand]...

You don't even know that the traffic police hear the phrase 'I'm sorry, my twin brother has caused you trouble'.

And then how bewildered it was to see an identical person get out of the back seat...

"Ugh..."

Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran, who was tied to the back seat, and sighed:

"When this mission is over, sign up for a driving school for the captain."

"I'm afraid that the instructor will be afraid that teaching him will be easy to bear criminal responsibility, so that no driving school will dare to accept him in the end..."

Meng Lang also sighed and said worriedly.

"Alas, it should be barely possible to give more money..."

Fang Ran: "......"

"Bastard! Explain to me why you teach me that I am so prone to criminal liability!! ”

"Prejudice!! You two are prejudiced against me!! ”

...

In this way, in Meng Lang, Gou Yu made up his mind to decide that after this mission, he must apply for a driver's license for Fang Ran.

Ignoring the loud protests of Fang Ran, who was tied to the back seat, he seriously discussed how much money to give people to get a driver's license to accept him as a road killer.

The three of them finally arrived at the destination of their trip.

A Western-style restaurant called Pelham's.

Fang Ran looked at the plaque with a flowery body in English, the corners of his mouth twitched, how to look at it, how familiar...

it... This brand is not...

"Let's go, time is pressing, man, this is the last round of training for you before diving into that luxury cruise ship."

Meng Lang parked, handed the key to the waiter who was in charge of helping you park in the parking lot, and said, and was the first to walk into this restaurant that was far more luxurious than the one in Los Angeles.

Training? What training? Aren't we here to eat?

Fang Ran looked dazed, followed behind Gou Yu, and the three of them walked into the restaurant together.

"Welcome, sir, do you have an appointment?"

As soon as he entered the door, a neatly dressed waiter bowed down and asked.

Fang Ran was once again amazed by the decoration of this brand restaurant.

Elegant, white arch pillars enclose the hall's towering dome and surround the chandelier hanging in the center.

At first glance, you can recognize that it is a pattern carving unique to the West, which dots the walls and pillars.

The whole interior of the restaurant really resembles a beautiful castle and gives it a unique style.

At this time, the waiter confirmed Meng Lang's appointment, nodded and smiled:

"Three gentlemen, please come here."

Light carpets, dark curtains, and strolling around the evening, all make for the best dining environment.

"Uh... Dude, are you sure we're going to eat in this kind of place... Actually, I think the Golden Arches I just passed by is good..."

Fang Ran swallowed nervously and said, although he had a similar experience.

However, because that experience was really bad, he still couldn't adapt to this high-end atmosphere.

"Brother, calm down, where is this, you can't adapt to this kind of petty bourgeois environment, how can you sneak into the top vanity fair in the Pacific with us?"

Meng Lang said lightly, since he came to the restaurant, his whole temperament has changed, his back is straight, as if he is wearing a high-end suit instead of a stall bought for 80 yuan.

"I'll go, brother, your painting style is getting a little fast."

Fang Ran couldn't help but complain in amazement.

"Nonsense, isn't this here to set an example for you?"

Meng Lang rolled his eyes.

"But aren't we here for dinner?"

The corners of Fang Ran's mouth twitched and looked at him, Meng Lang suddenly made a serious face, he couldn't adapt to it.

"Eating is only secondary, the main purpose this time is for me and Xiao or let you quickly learn table manners in a short time!"

Meng Lang's waist was straight, straightened the tie that did not exist, and said seriously.

Fang Ran: "......"

So why have I never heard of such a thing?

Soon, a waiter began to serve the food with a plate.

The white plates are placed on the same white cloth, and the brightly colored dishes are dotted like paintings.

It's just that Fang Ran silently looked at the dish that had just filled the part that had just filled the recessed part in the middle of the plate...

I'll go, your painting is too miniature, isn't it!?

"Brother, that, in fact, I went to the store with this name once in Los Angeles, this dining etiquette teaching, is it okay to be exempt, I feel that it is too late to go to the Golden Arches now..."

The corners of Fang Ran's eyes twitched as he looked at the dishes on the plate that were super delicate but only had one button, and asked Meng Lang tentatively.

"Don't talk nonsense, brother, do you think I'll believe that you're a dick and have the money to come to such a high-end place?"

Meng Lang sneered, and at a glance he could hear Fang Ran's voice lying.

"And, Captain, as far as I know, it seems that before we went to you, the restaurant in Los Angeles collapsed for unknown reasons."

Gou Yu also added calmly beside him.

"No, really! Didn't I tell you that there was a strange girl, that Shui Lianxin dragged me on the street and invited me to dinner, so she came to the shop with this name! ”

The corners of Fang Ran's eyes twitched, looking at the plate that he could eat in one bite, it was estimated that if he couldn't eat enough, it should definitely be a high-end Western food that he couldn't eat, and tried hard to justify!

Then he looked up and saw Gou Yu's silent gaze...

and Meng Lang's eyes full of kindness and care.

"Well, we know, man, it looks like you're tired after a day of shopping."

"Sleep well for a while, you have everything in your dreams."

Fang Ran: "......"

Bastard! What I'm saying is true!!

Then next, Meng Lang was in charge, Gou Yu was on the side, and the other party conducted a 361° all-round no dead angle tube Do you have to teach me how to cram the duck and hard pour Western dining etiquette.

...

"This one in front of you is an appetizer... Dry! Don't swallow it! Savoring the delicacy and delicacy in small sips is the style that a gentleman should have! ”

Meng Lang was just about to introduce, when he saw Fang Ran picking up his fork and slamming into a hungry meow, he roared!

And when he heard the word 'gentleman', Fang Ran suddenly pricked up his ears and said like a night cat:

"Yes, I know..."

"I don't know what the captain wants to say, but it's certainly not the gentleman you understand."

Immediately sensing that Fang Ran was about to say something unpleasant next, Gou Yu immediately interrupted and sighed.

...

"The second dish is usually soup, learn my movements... I'll go! Don't make a sucking sound! ”

Meng Lang ("▼ dish▼) ツ┏━┓ slapped the table and shouted angrily!

"I'll go! You can't make a sound! ”

Fang Ran (╬◣д◢) ツ┏━┓ also slapped the table and shouted angrily!

Gou Yu looked at the thick soup that was spilled out of the shock, and sighed and supported his forehead.

It's okay at home, but outside...

Can you two express your dissatisfaction without slapping the table?

...

"The third course is a side dish, which generally uses tender and easily digestible meat as ingredients, so captain here, you remember to chew slowly."

"Is it because the meat is tender and easy to digest, so I can eat it with just one button?"

Watching Gou Yu skillfully use a knife and fork to cut a small piece of the silver cod in front of him and put it in his mouth, Fang Ran complained silently.

"Captain, eating Western food is very much a mood, marble fireplace, glittering crystal lamps, silver candlesticks, colorful wine, coupled with people's elegant and charming manners, this in itself is a moving and satisfying food."

Gou Yu explained calmly and slowly.

"But after thinking about it, the price of a meal is thousands and I don't seem to have enough food at all, and I feel that the blood dripping from my flesh hurts..."

Fang Ran asked with dead fish eyes, and Meng Lang next to him suddenly let out a hehehe mock.

"No one eats Western food because they are full, as for the brother, you feel the pain in the flesh, hehe..."

"That's probably because, brother, your dick soul can't afford the weight of being rich and handsome, savoring and high-quality life..."

"Shut up!"

...

"The fourth course is the main course, which is generally meat and poultry, and the raw materials are taken from various parts of the meat such as cows, sheep, pigs, and calfs, among which various types of steaks are the representatives... Anyway, Captain, can you wait for me to finish and then drool over that steak? ”

Gou Yu watched Fang Ran finally wait for a large piece of meat, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells after being hungry for more than six hours, staring at the steak in front of him with a murderous aura.

"Huh... Dude, eh... Don't stare at it, the beads will come out in a while..."

Meng Lang couldn't bear to look at him directly.

"THE MAIN DISH REPRESENTED BY STEAK IS DIVIDED INTO 3 RIPE RARE, 5 MATURE MEDIUM, 7 AND 8 MEDIUM ELL, AND FULLY COOKED ELL."

"The cutting method is to cut the outside to the inside, once not cut, cut again, can not pull the saw way... Well.. Alas... Even if I say that, you're not going to listen, Captain..."

Gou Yu looked at the wolf Taotao, who had already started to build, regardless of your etiquette or not, starving to death, Lao Tzu almost used his hands directly, and Fang Ran had no choice but to support his forehead.

And the classification name I just mentioned, those simple English captains, I doubt you remember...

"No!! Little or, we can't let the old brother lead to the failure of the final training of the dive into the cruise ship! ”

Meng Lang got up and shouted, and then shouted at Gou Yu as if he was at the last moment of life and death:

"Hurry! I'm in charge of holding this bad guy down... Oh no, this dude! Grab the steak away!! ”

Gou Yu: "......"

Why is the corner of the captain's mouth in this state snatching food...

I'll do the work that is particularly easy to bite...

...

"The fifth course is desserts, puddings, cakes, ice cream, cheese and so on, and fruits... Alas, brother, don't look at me with that dead fish, remember these table manners, and I'll give you back the steak you didn't finish just now. ”

Meng Lang sighed and said on the way to continue teaching, and then gave a thumbs up and smiled:

"How? Isn't my brother particularly kind? ”

"Bastard!! Is this a forced teaching by tying others to a chair and what Bilian said!! ”

Fang Ran exploded in a second, and even struggled with the chair.

"Oh, by the way, if it's a fruit here, the water in the handwashing bowl is for you to wash your fingertips, not your face."

"Bastard!! Listen to people!! ”

"Well, there are also different foods with different types of wine, and the selection of red wine and white wine is quite particular."

"And give me back my steak!!"