Dream theater, this word represents many meanings. A Boston metal band, a Broadway stage, or a TV soap opera. But in the world of football, it represents only one place, a professional football stadium in Stratford, a municipality of Trafford in Greater Manchester, England.

Old trafford!

It doesn't need to be introduced, but it's impossible for a football fan not to know that Old Trafford has the same history as modern football, and that it was and is as starry as anywhere else on earth.

When Zhuo Yang and his Madiburg arrived at Old Trafford, they were completely like a bunch of hillbillies, with endless slurs in their mouths, and they didn't like to fall in at all. It's not that they haven't seen the world, and there have been a few famous courses in the world, but Old Trafford is unlike any other.

You don't even need to mention the pigeon-cage-like Victor in Fort Madi, which feels like a sailboat on weekdays, and is actually a model ship compared to people. England's stadiums are not the biggest, nor are they the most modern, they are not the most beautiful and fantastic, but England's stadiums have their distinct temperament.

If a person who doesn't know what football is at all, for example, Li Bai, his old man has traveled from the Tang Dynasty to the modern era, what would it be like to see these huge buildings?

The poet will sigh: After the rain, the smoke is green, and the sunshine is scattered on a sunny day. For example, the Allianz Arena is beautiful!

The poet will sigh: If it weren't for the jade mountain, he would meet Yaotai under the moon. For example, Camp Nou, magnificent!

The poet will sigh: Suddenly the west of the city, the blue sky hangs a jade hook. For example, San Siro, boxy!

The poet will sigh: two yellow orioles sing green willows, and a line of egrets go to the sky. Bird's Nest......

Seeing Old Trafford, Li Bai couldn't make any poems, he would close his eyes and look up and mutter: The man who lives in heaven and earth, the reverse journey of all things; Those who have passed through time have passed by for hundreds of generations. And floating like a dream, for joy? The ancients traveled at night with candles, and today's football is ...... soundly, football, woohoo football, I am fortunate......

Even if Taibai Gong had never seen or heard of football, he would naturally know what football was when he came here, even if it was empty at the moment. Air, drizzle, rebar, blood...... Everything here is about football, because it is the same age as modern football, because it was born for football, because football was born here.

That's true at Old Trafford, it's true on England's pitches.

In the press centre at Old Trafford, there was also an interesting scene.

The day before the game, at the joint press conference between Manchester United and Madiburg before the game, Lord Fergus, Uncle Scum, Zhuo Yang, Musketeer Gomez, Grandpa Mertesacker, and Ryan Giggs sat in a row and told the media about routine nonsense without nutrition. Zhuo Yang is even more so, he has participated in the pre-game and post-game press conferences for several years, which are basically empty words, without any dry goods, and some people in the media have already called him 'the most boring captain'. Zhuo Yang is rarely lured into ambush by reporters, and he is rarely provoked by reporters.

This time it's the same, Ferguson first relied on the old to encourage the younger generation, Klopp pretended to praise the old man, and Manchester United's interim captain Ryan Giggs cherished the words like gold. When it came to Zhuo Yang, the captain of Madibao, the media did not hold out any hope, and it was always a cold glass. However, this time, Zhuo Yang made them overjoyed.

"Zhuo Yang, what do you think of Wayne Rooney?"

At that time, Rooney was jealous of Zhuo Yang's surpassing himself in the Golden Boy Award rankings, and failed to provoke a war of words, and was smashed into an eggplant by the Six Musketeers. This is also the only holiday between two teams that have never had any face-to-face relationship in history, and the only thing left is the transfer of grandpa.

They all thought that Zhuo Yang would answer: Wayne Rooney is a good player, Manchester United is a great club, but we will try to win...... And so it goes.

Who would have thought that Zhuo Yang didn't say a word after listening to it, and looked at the reporter who asked the question coldly, and his face slowly sank. The reporters who observed the words and expressions took a look: Yo, there is a play!

'There are a couple of people in the world of football that I really hate, and it's a coincidence that all three of them are at Manchester United.

Not only Uncle Scum and Gomez, but also Ferguson and Grandpa were shocked, and Giggs's face changed. Zhuo Yang, is this going to do something big? The reporters were so excited that they had their noses bubbled up en masse.

"The one I hate the most is Sir Alex Ferguson." Zhuo Yang's eyebrows were twisted together, and Lord Fu could stuff a fist into his mouth.

"Lord Ferguson has been at Manchester United for 20 years, how can he compare to other coaches? Still don't let people live? He still led Manchester United so strongly, and after more than ten years in the Premier League, didn't he leave a little way for other teams to live? It's just annoying. He is so great, who will dare to take over his class in the future? How much to hate and how much to hate! With so many superstars, is there anything he can't do in the football world? It's so annoying!! ”

Ferguson was so happy that his face was flushed with happiness.

"I dare to say this in front of Sir Alex Ferguson." Zhuo Yang was still indignant, and those few people were already lying on the stage laughing.

"I still hate Grandpa Mertesacker!" Zhuo Yang gritted his teeth and pounded the table, and his grandfather looked sideways at his brother, and his facial features smiled like buns.

"I just arrived in Germany when I was 17 years old, and Mertesacker, the captain of the youth team in Madiburg, took such good care of me that I still have to miss him so much, it's so annoying! He screwed us six musketeers together, which makes me where to find such a good brother in the future? It's so annoying! I've never seen such a good buddy as him, and I feel inferior when I'm with him, you say, is he annoying? ”

The more Zhuo Yang spoke, the more angry he became, and he was already completely angry. Everyone was paralyzed by laughter, and Grandpa's eyes were slightly red.

"I also hate Manchester United's captain Ryan Giggs, it's tolerable to play so well and he's running so fast, it's annoying! It's nothing to run fast, he's still so handsome, so handsome that he bullies people, it's really annoying! Giggs is obviously pulling hatred! ”

"Three people are more annoying than the other!!"

The audience burst into laughter, but Zhuo Yang was still serious, and the media finally saw the sharp teeth of the captain of Madiburg's 'joker'. After this track, there was harmony at the press conference, and the two sides complimented each other to the point of exaggeration, and the floating clouds in the sky did not dare to float from here.

Lord Fu was so comfortable by Zhuo Yang's sycophant that he took advantage of the excitement to directly arrange the aftermath.

"Jurgen Klopp is a very good young coach and his attacking football and winning temperament are fascinating. I think it would be a good choice for Jurgen Klopp to take charge of Manchester United after I retired. "Since the day of his sixtieth birthday, the 64-year-old man has been clamoring for retirement, so much so that he may even believe himself, but he has not acted.

It was a lively press conference, and everyone, including all media reporters, forgot that there was Rooney.