Chapter 30: Husband and wife work together to cut the "villain"
Xu Mu regarded these as the "villains" of life.
I have nothing to do to brush my presence in front of him.
Wei Qiming walked out a long way, unwillingly looked back at the back that had long disappeared at the end of the road, and looked at it with hatred for a while.
A dog-legged man who followed him laughed and said, "Boss! In fact, there are still a lot of flowers in our Tunghai University, why don't we go for a walk, maybe you will soon be able to take the hand of a certain flower and go to the bastard to make candy. ”
Wei Qiming turned around and said angrily: "Children only want sugar, and adults want to get rich." ”
"Uh~~"
A few pig friends and dog friends who followed him trembled.
I don't understand what the boss is thinking.
"Let's leave early in the afternoon! Go to the typhoon shelter at night to drink, if anyone dares to say no, Lao Tzu will kill him. ”
Wei Qiming gritted his teeth and scolded angrily, and walked towards the classroom with his feet like the wind.
Young love is never enough, a glass of wine is enough but a heart.
Once, he had a girl he liked so much in his heart.
She likes to say that she is a little fairy.
He never minded anything she did, except this time she went to that damn variety show!
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Xu Mu walked into their classroom as if he was shopping on the street, and he was still a little proud in his heart.
I finally found the right classroom today.
In the classroom, students who arrived early gathered in groups to chat and gossip.
Many students looked at him in surprise when they saw Xu Mu coming to class.
Xu Mu casually found a quiet place to sit down, his two friends, guys who take playing games as the fun of college life every day, got together with a few boys to talk about LOL a second ago, and when they saw him when they looked back, they hurriedly came over.
Chen Zixiao asked with a gossipy face: "Friend, I heard that you helped Jiang Xuena write a fantasy novel published on the Internet, and you also have to help her rehearse the stage play?" ”
"Ahh
Gu Hao grinned, "I have time to help my girlfriend with her homework, why didn't you hand in the homework assigned by our class?" ”
"Homework? What homework? ”
"Hold the grass! The announcement in our class group clearly states that after the museum visit, we have to use modern popular language to explain the development process of the Maritime Silk Road! ”
"Did you write that?"
The two shook their heads in unison, then nodded again.
Xu Mu asked in vain.
At this time, the professor had already walked into the classroom with a handout.
Chen Zixiao poked Xu Mu with his finger, "It's class." ”
When the professor's teaching assistant opened the PPT handout, Xu Mu knew that this class was "General History of the World".
The professor begins to lecture.
"Xu Mu, this semester is the first time you have come to class, right?"
Xu Mu: "......"
The professor is clearly trying to find fault.
"Since you decided to come to class, why didn't you take notes?"
"Note-taking?" Do you need it?
Xu Mu glanced around at the students in the classroom who had laptops and tablets coming in handy, and it seemed that they were indeed struggling to copy the PPT content of the teacher's professional class, and they were as busy as a spinning top! I guess even the nonsense that the teacher said was typed into the notebook.
He spread his hands outstretched, and his voice was faint: "What is there to remember?" ”
These words immediately attracted the stunned eyes of the whole class, and they were even more embarrassed.
Xu Mu didn't bother to explain more.
As one in a million atypical students, at most draw a knowledge block diagram before the final exam.
This is true in high school, and even more so in college.
Others think that a scholar like him is a palace-level god-man existence, but the truth in the world is that the scholar has just mastered a more efficient method.
The dog friends sitting on either side of him shivered.
Seeing that the professor's eyes seemed to be about to breathe fire, Gu Hao quietly twisted Xu Mu's thigh.
You don't bother to do it, you don't need to bury the teacher like this.
Aren't you afraid that people will get stuck in your neck at the end of the term??!
Though...... But......
Sure enough, Professor Wang stared at a tsundere student like Xu Mu for a full minute, slapped his palm on the podium, and his tone was full of helplessness, "Young people like you now, since you don't have the interest in learning history, why did you apply for this major in the first place?" ”
Xu Muxin said, how would I know?
The first time he came to class, Xu Mu felt that he could grow grass above his head when he stayed in the classroom.
It's easy to get out of class at noon.
As soon as he walked out of the teaching building, he saw his bright and lovely wife waiting at the intersection with her mobile phone.
Nana also saw Xu Mu walking with his classmates.
She raised her arms and waved to her husband, "......"
Because so many classmates are passing by, I'm embarrassed to call my husband.
Xu Mu was happy not to think it was a big deal, and deliberately spoiled and shouted: "Wife! Sorry to keep you waiting. ”
This "wife" is indeed an instant effect.
It attracted countless onlookers and laughter from students.
Gu Hao and Chen Zixiao walked up to Nana and introduced themselves with a smile:
"Hello sister-in-law! My name is Gu Hao, just call me Xiao Gu. ”
"My name is Chen Zixiao, Xu Mu's good buddy!"
In order to confirm that what they said was true, the two pig friends climbed on Xu Mu's shoulder and smiled gently.
Xu Mu shook his shoulders, dodged the bastards on both sides, and said angrily: "You guys go first, Nana and I are going to eat." ”
"Eh~~ Xu Mu, you're forgetting your friends!"
Gu Hao was not angry, let go, and Xu Mu sneered.
Since we are all going to eat in the cafeteria, can't we have a light meal with our sister-in-law together?
The two boys with hippie smiling faces had to disperse together, and when they just took a few steps, they heard Jiang Xuena's laughter behind them, "Husband, he is the Gu Hao you said last time who dropped a thunder fly, a plane, and a cup in our house?" It's really not out, he's a boy with that kind of interest......"
When Gu Hao heard this, a mouthful of old blood spurted out!
What??!
Thunder......
This Xu Mu is really not a thing!
actually secretly cued him Gu Hao in front of his wife and ruined his reputation!
Chen Zixiao fell directly!
The smiling expression on his face exploded in a second, and he was also burned by the special word "thunder"!
"Ahem...... Let's go, Nana, let's go to the restaurant outside the school and order three dishes and one soup......" Xu Mu saw that the situation was not good, he burst into laughter with his stomach full, hooked his wife's slender waist and swaggered away from the two of them.
Gu Hao was so angry that he couldn't do anything: "......"
Chen Zixiao laughed on the spot.
Xu Mu quickly slipped out of the school with his wife in his arms and walked into a Chinese restaurant in a panic.
The two of them looked for a place to sit down, only to find an old acquaintance sitting at the next table.
Wei Qiming!
And his licking dogs.
Wei Qiming just witnessed Xu Mu hooking the waist of the goddess, and the two walked into the restaurant intimately.
Although Nana didn't choose him in the end, Wei Qiming still pretended to be approachable in front of the goddess and waved to Nana, "Nana, you guys also come out to eat?" ”
Jiang Xuena snorted, turned her little face arrogantly, and said to her husband who was looking at the menu excitedly, "I'll tell you a good news, husband, the book "The Great Demon King" we wrote, the website editor sent me a short signing station. So are we going to sign a contract? ”
"Signing? No, we're not short of those two dollars. ”
Xu Mufei glanced at the villain who hated him with an enemy-like gaze.
The expression on the villain's face is really indescribable.
Why are you not bad for money, how much money do you have in your pocket?
Comparable to their Wei family, one of the richest families in the East China Sea?!
Though...... But......
Grass! Depressed!
"Huh? That, that, but, this book is really getting more and more popular on their website, and the editor sent me five shorts in the morning, saying that he hopes I will sign a contract, and then the website can be promoted and put on sale, although we are not short of money, but it is famous. ”
When Wei Qiming heard Nana's words, it was difficult to maintain the smile on his face.
After thinking for a few seconds, he got up and walked over, salivating and asking, "Nana, do you really want to sign a contract for that novel?" ”
Jiang Xuena changed her detached expression for a second and said, "That's right, not only do you have to sign a contract, but you also have to rehearse the stage play, and the rehearsal will start this afternoon!" I'm not afraid to scare you to death when I say it, this script is adapted by the famous screenwriter Wang Tao. ”
"Who is Wang Tao?"
"Wang Tao doesn't know? Isn't it the screenwriter who adapted the four famous TV series and several dramas made by Nana's dragon and phoenix brother Jiang Fan? ”
Xu Mu looked at the mentally retarded with a look of "I don't know this", and squinted at the boy with his hands propped up on their dinner table.
Then, he looked at his wife happily, "Then let's sign a contract." ”
"Do you really want to sign it?"
"Just sign the station's work, anyway, we are not short of money, just the credit of your Professor Ouyang at the end of the semester." Xu Mu said with a smile.
Nana nodded vigorously after thinking for a while, "Husband, what you said makes sense, then I'll add editing QQ to sign a contract." ”
If no one is next to the little couple, you come and go, seeing Wei Qiming's smile gradually disappear, it is extremely embarrassing, making everyone very sour, and the air is filled with the smell of lemon... [sour] [sour] [sour].
Xu Mu ordered two servings of Yangzhou fried rice.
Braised minced eggplant, mapo tofu and cucumber, plus a portion of boiled beef.
After the food was served, the little two were even more beautiful as if there was no one to eat.
For a while, it was the wife who wiped her husband's mouth.
After a while, it was the husband who served the vegetables to his wife.
Seeing that Wei Qiming couldn't even drink tea in his throat, he just watched the two of them perform the love plot.
Towards the end of lunch, Xu Mu received the script sent by Lao Wang, and immediately picked up his mobile phone and said in surprise: "Nana, Lao Wang sent the script over, let's officially start rehearsals this afternoon." ”
Nana jumped up excitedly, grabbed her phone and said, "I'll send a group notification in the class." ”
Xu Mu logged in to his mailbox from QQ, downloaded the email attachment, and downloaded the script to his mobile phone.
Leisurely drinking tea, he slapped the next table, and deliberately asked in front of Nana: "By the way, Nana, I heard that Wei Qiming and their finance department have also prepared a program this time, and he also said that he wants to compete with your stage play." ”
The girl who was posting the news of the afternoon rehearsal in the group went crazy, and suddenly her eyebrows stood up and she glared at Wei Qiming.
The tone of the eldest lady is very arrogant:
"Wei Qiming! You are all boys in the finance department, can you produce a work like our phenomenal "The Great Demon King and the Human Princess"? I really don't know how thick the sky is! Dare to fantasize about winning our Chinese department?! ”
"No... No," Wei Qiming struggled.