Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Playmate Comes
It is said that the monkey and the big bear went to the arsenal to report with the division headquarters opening a haode release slip, and there was also a person who happened to come out to do business, and it was already noon when they walked to the forest.
"Brother Monkey, what did you say we were going to the arsenal for, we wouldn't know those things!" Big Bear said.
"How do I know what to do!" The monkey said, and asked the soldier who was accompanying him, "Hey, brother, no, comrade, what did you say you were doing by transferring the two of us to the arsenal, and we wouldn't make any guns and bullets!" ”
"How do I know! Don't you know when you arrive? It will definitely be useful to transfer you over! Or maybe you've made a mistake! The warrior said.
"Our two brothers are good haode as soldiers, how can it be wrong, the above still plans to mention me as the platoon, and Da Xiong as the squad leader! We are all progressive fighters, how can we make mistakes! The monkey hurriedly said.
"Then I don't know why, maybe I fancy what skills you have!" The warrior said.
"Fancy our skills!" The monkey touched his head and said.
"Brother, we don't have any skills, except for opening the door and picking the lock, and robbing the house, we won't do anything else!" Big Bear said next to him.
"Fart, it's called skill? The arsenal wants us to go over just to open the door, pick the lock, and rob the house! The monkey scolded. But he also muttered in his mouth.
"You said that no one knows about our two skills, except for the second stunned, but we don't know where the second stunned is now, it won't be in the arsenal, that can't be, how can the second stunned stay still!"
"Stunned, isn't it Hu Gong!" The soldier next to him said.
"Ahh Hu Gong, no, his name is Hu Hao! The monkey said in surprise, vaguely feeling that it was Hu Hao.
"Well, it's called Hu Hao, also called Ertunzi, it's our engineer there, it's very powerful!" The warrior said.
"Brother, let's go back, we can't go to the arsenal!" Da Xiong hurriedly said. The monkey also quickly swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and said to the soldier: "Are you sure there is a dumbfounded man in the arsenal?" is called Hu Hao, so does he have an older brother surnamed Zhang! ”
"Yes, his eldest brother is our factory director Zhang!" The warrior was surprised to see the monkey so nervous, but he answered the monkey's question in the affirmative.
"Fuck, I said why did you tell us to go to the arsenal! It turned out that he was there, Lao Tzu finally got rid of him, and now I want to see him, doesn't I want my life? The monkey yelled when he heard the warrior return affirmatively!
"Brother, let's retreat, or you'll be beaten again!" Big Bear said.
"Withdraw a fart, we finally withdrew from the national army, we almost got into it with a single vote, and now it's not easy to become a soldier of the Eighth Route Army, where will we withdraw if we withdraw again!" The monkey said loudly with a crying face.
"Hey, I told you what's the matter! Is it that scary to go to the arsenal? Hu Gong usually has a lot of haode, just don't bother him! The warrior said.
"Then he won't hit people!" The monkey asked.
"I didn't fight much, it was the last time I beat Battalion Commander Li of the guard battalion, and Battalion Commander Li lay in bed for four days before he could get up! Now Battalion Chief Li has become Director Zhang's guard, and then he is the person who beat the Political Department, and he is still lying in the hospital! I haven't seen him beat anyone else, but his brother has to beat him almost every day or two! The warrior said.
"Ahh That's it! Oh, my God! The monkey shouted.
"Brother, why don't you withdraw!" Big Bear said.
"Let's go, let's just mess with him less, remember, Big Bear, we must hug Captain Zhang's thick legs, or our brothers will die!" The monkey said.
"Well, the second stunned man is afraid of his brother, let's just follow his brother every day and be his guard!" Big Bear said.
Hu Hao now thinks that the office is too hot to sleep, so he found a fishing net, found a few trees at the gate of the arsenal, that is, the entrance of the hole, tied the fishing net to the tree pole to make a hammock, and lay there comfortably.
"Get up! Let my brother try! Head Zhang saw Hu Hao sleeping there with his eyes closed, and knew that he was not asleep at all, so he said to him.
When Hu Hao heard the voice, he hurriedly ended his luck, opened his eyes and saw that it was the eldest brother, and hurriedly said, "Brother, why are you too lazy to come out!" Hu Hao sat up and gave the bed to Head Zhang.
Head Zhang lay down and said, "Don't say it, it's so comfortable!" You kid really enjoy it," he said, pulling a cigarette out of his jacket pocket
"Brother comes out to smoke a cigarette now, thinking like you, lazy or something!" After finishing speaking, Head Zhang lit it, and now Head Zhang smokes Hu Hao, anyway, he bought enough cigarettes this time, enough for them to smoke for half a year.
"Hehe, brother, why don't I make one for you and put it here, and you can lie down when you come out!" Hu Hao asked.
"No, I don't need this, I just want to lie down and drive you up, you kid lie down every day, you just stand when Lao Tzu comes!" Head Zhang said.
"Oh! Brother, when will we be able to go out! Hu Hao asked,
"Soon, last time Master Chen told me that when the machine tool is made, we will go out!" Captain Zhang lay on the hammock and looked at the branches above and said, he also wanted to go out early, but this machine tool was designed by a fool, and he had to help him fight for this merit no matter what. But not yet, we have to wait before we can get out!
After finishing his cigarette, Head Zhang got up from the hammock and said. "Don't lie down all the time, if someone else is looking for something to do, you can do it for someone quickly! Now let's get that machine out a day earlier, let's go out a day earlier, don't you hear? ”
"Well, don't worry, brother, I want to go out too, it's not interesting to stay here!" Hu Hao said.
"It's good that it doesn't feel interesting! Okay, I won't tell you more, now Director Wang is staring at the machine tool, and I'm going to inspect the factory! "Head Zhang said that he was about to leave,
This is to see that three people over there came in through the post set up outside the arsenal, looked at it and said to Hu Hao: "Second stunned, are those two people a big bear and a monkey?" ”
Hu Hao heard what Head Zhang said, and hurriedly turned his head to take a look, happy, aren't they big bears and monkeys? "Hehe, it's coming, brother, you are busy with your going first, I'll go have fun!"
"Stinky boy, don't beat people up if you're fine!" As soon as he spoke, Hu Hao spat on his palm, wiped it and walked towards the monkey and the big bear!