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Zhou Yu, who was chatting and drinking with Liu Bei, heard the movement outside, and couldn't help but be shocked, at this moment, Sun Shangxiang, who was dressed in fiery red clothes, walked in with his head held high, followed by Wang Baoyu, who was also holding his head high.
There are only four tables in the camp, Liu Bei and Guan Yu are sitting on one side, while Zhou Yu and Lu Su are sitting on the other side, not close to each other, as soon as he saw the county lord Sun Shangxiang coming, Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "County lord, what are you doing here?" ”
"Do you still need to take care of my business?" Sun Shangxiang looked angry and asked in an unkind tone.
"Zhou Yu didn't dare to ask." Zhou Yu hurriedly said, and gave Lu Su a look, asking him to quickly find a way to invite this little ancestor away.
"Don't you want to look at him, and say that you are gathered together like that today?" Sun Shangxiang didn't give Zhou Yu a chance at all.
"This ......"
"Hehe, I've seen the eldest brother and the second brother." Wang Baoyu gave the two sworn brothers as a gesture, but when Guan Yu saw him, he immediately asked excitedly: "Baoyu!" You're alive? ”
"Uh, second brother, who said I was dead? I've always lived a good life, walking and fishing every day, and my idle eggs hurt. Wang Baoyu was stunned.
"Baoyu, you are still here, eldest brother is really happy!" Liu Bei's eyes were full of tears again, and when he looked closely, his eyelids were swollen like walnuts, and he knew that he cried all night last night.
Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Wang Baoyu all looked at Zhou Yu and Lu Su with calm faces, Zhou Yu gave Lu Su another look, Lu Su is not a treacherous person, he doesn't know how to lie, he simply bows his head and is silent, Zhou Yu coughs twice, and Lu Su's head can't wait to be lowered into the crotch of his pants.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Sun Shangxiang pointed at Zhou Yu and asked unceremoniously.
Zhou Yu sneered: "This must be a miscommunication, and when I find the person who spread the rumor, I will not spare it." ”
"Hmph, since that's the case, you invited Uncle Liu Huang and his party, why didn't you invite me?" Sun Shangxiang asked aggressively.
"County Lord, Zhou Yu didn't know that you were coming, otherwise he would have come out of the house to welcome you." Zhou Yu hurriedly said, and shouted outside, ordering the table to be brought to the side, and asked the county lord to take a seat.
Liu Bei and Guan Yu didn't understand which one was singing, Guan Yu's brows were furrowed like a big pimple, but Liu Bei felt that it was worth the trip, his eyes never left Sun Shangxiang, and secretly admired, never thought that Sun Quan's sister was so beautiful, and there was a unique exotic style, which is a characteristic that Central Plains women do not have.
Sun Shangxiang looked at Liu Bei and said, "You are that Liu Bei?" ”
"Exactly!" Liu Bei said politely.
"Why do you look so nasty, leave quickly." Sun Shangxiang said with a look of disgust.
"Bold, dare to be so rude to my eldest brother." Guan Yu was furious, and stood up with a pout, clenching his fists.
"You are Guan Yu, look at you are so rustic, you don't even know how to change a new dress when you come to my Jiangdong, such a person who doesn't know how to be polite, Jiangdong doesn't welcome you, leave quickly!" Sun Shangxiang didn't care at all, and said to Guan Yu disdainfully.
Guan Yu was so angry that he kicked over the table with one kick, and was about to beat Sun Shangxiang with a big iron fist, Wang Baoyu hurriedly caught up with him and grabbed Guan Yu's arm.
How could Guan Yu be an angry person, kicking and smashing, Wang Baoyu simply jumped on top of him on tiptoe, stretched his neck and said in Guan Yu's ear: "Zhou Yu wants to kill you, ambush the knife and axeman, quickly take the eldest brother away." ”
Although Guan Yu has a strong temper, he also knows how to judge the situation, he said to Sun Shangxiang: "Guan Mou is not like you as a little woman, big brother, let's go." ”
Liu Bei kept smiling slightly, thinking that Sun Shangxiang looked good when he was angry, so he couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and explained to himself when he was leaving: "Bei cries day and night, and his eyelids are swollen, so he startles the county lord." ”
It means that in fact, I am also quite handsome, but my eyelids are swollen, and when the swelling subsides, I am still a handsome guy. Sun Shangxiang turned a deaf ear and swaggered down in his place.
Liu Bei walked out of the camp with Guan Yu with a little reluctance.
"You two drink with me." Sun Shangxiang said.
Zhou Yu and Lu Su smiled bitterly, the assassination of Liu Bei was completely ruined by this sudden troublemaker county lord. I'm afraid that it will be difficult to make a plan in the future.
Wang Baoyu didn't care about Sun Shangxiang, and together with Liu Bei and Guan Yu, he went straight to the riverside, and his death-free token came in handy again, and no one dared to stop him. It wasn't until Liu Bei got on his big ship that Wang Baoyu was relieved and relieved a little.
"Alas, the condition of the military advisor has not yet been visited." Liu Bei sighed.
"My lord, here I am." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and walked out of the cabin.
"Strategist!" Liu Bei stepped forward and hugged Zhuge Liang, and said with tears in his eyes: "I thought I would never see the military advisor again, and I couldn't sleep day and night." ”
"Lord!" Zhuge Liang was also very moved, helped Liu Bei to sit down again, and asked, "Why did you come to Longtan Tiger's Den?" Then Zhou Yu wanted to kill you, but fortunately, Baoyu took the county lord to rescue you. ”
Liu Bei took out the letter, which was really the same as Zhuge Liang's handwriting, and Zhuge Liang's tone on the letter said that Liang was terminally ill, and asked the lord to come to see him for the last time, and to have the last words to explain, and at the same time continue to ally with Jiangdong to resist Cao Cao.
It seems that Jiangdong also has this kind of person who is good at copying handwriting, which makes Wang Baoyu feel very surprised, it seems that he can't write casually in the future, Zhuge Liang frowned, and thought: "It must be that Lu Su did it, the day before yesterday he asked me to help copy an article, it was for this matter." The lord is also fooled! ”
"I am familiar with the handwriting of the military advisor, so I rushed here without the slightest suspicion, but I didn't think that it was still a trick of Zhou Yu and others!" Liu Bei said.
Zhuge Liang got up, and then knelt down for Liu Bei, and kowtowed a few times solemnly, "Liang He De, how can he be, even if he dies of illness, he will not dare to drive the lord to go in person." Now even the lord is frightened, it is really a bright mistake, and I hope that the lord will punish him. ”
Liu Bei hurriedly helped Zhuge Liang up, and sighed: "Seeing that the military advisor is safe and sound, I am full of joy, how can I complain?" ”
"Thank you, lord!"
"Since this is the case, the military advisor will go back with me, and the military advisor is not there, and there is no master of the six gods!" Liu Bei said.
"No, this matter must not be Sun Quan's intention, if I leave at this time, but I fall for Zhou Yu's plan, he will say that we are not sincere." Zhuge Liang said.
"Since he Zhou Yu is unkind, why do we need to talk to him about righteousness." Guan Yu said angrily.
"General Guan should not be angry with that Zhou Yu, Cao Cao is strong, our troops are weak, and it is imperative to unite with Jiangdong." Zhuge Liang persuaded.
"Baoyu can go back with me." Liu Bei said again.
"Okay!" Wang Baoyu didn't want to stay here for a long time, and said excitedly.