Chapter 190: The Female Bodhisattva of Great Joy (Make Up for Yesterday)
Cold wind, white snow!
Darts, arrows, knives, silver needles!
The snow is mixed with hidden weapons, and the hidden weapons are mixed with snowflakes, and they are coming!
When a person is eager to win, he often doesn't care about fairness and justice, if insidious can win, then insidious, so what's the matter?
Lin Yifan leaned sideways, smiling and bending his eyebrows, ordinary people only thought that he should be a fool, because no one could laugh in such a dangerous situation.
But there are also people who can't help it, Lu Fengxian said coldly: "The most annoying thing about me is that when I want to prove myself, someone makes a move before me." ”
He also made a move, lightly stepped on the saddle with both feet, made a harrier turn over, swept in the air, and flew in front of everyone, and the white cloak behind him spread, that is, the snowflakes in the sky were swinged, and the hidden weapon that was overwhelmingly attacked.
"Jingle Bell!"
The cloak was unfurled, left and right, and swept in front of him, but his face was extremely calm, without the slightest ripple, like a thousand-year-old piece of ice.
Lu Fengxian can indeed be proud, his martial arts and his talent can indeed be ranked in the forefront of the rivers and lakes.
Upstairs, in the corners of the walls, on the roof, in the snow, there are gradually many figures, men and women, tall and short, fat and thin.
Some people may have been waiting for a long time, and their whole body has been covered with ice and snow, and they will suddenly crawl out of the ice and snow, like evil spirits escaping from hell.
No matter how many hidden weapons there are, there are times when they run out, Lu Feng flutters left and right first, and finally at this moment, heaven and earth return to silence.
Under the snow, another thick layer of snowflakes accumulated on the ground.
In the snow, Lin Yifan and the three of them were already surrounded.
These people are not in a hurry to make a move, perhaps they already know that even if they do, they will not be pleased.
Quietly, suddenly there was the sound of horses' hooves on the street again!
A light carriage rushed over with the sound of clattering hooves, and the body of the carriage was immediately glowing with gold and silver, gorgeous and extraordinary, and it was very luxurious. This is actually a horse-drawn carriage with lacquered gold and silver, carved dragons and phoenixes, luxurious and eye-catching.
It's a woman who drove the car!
Her legs are long and straight, and she is never fat where she should be, and she is never thin where she should be. Her eyes are long and charming, but her mouth is large and her lips are thick. Her skin was white, but it was rough and her hair was thick.
She is not a beautiful woman, but she has the power to seduce and sin.
Of course, the most eye-catching thing is not her, but the carriage, this carriage is very large, like pulling tens of thousands of catties of huge things, one horse can't do it, but four horses pull it side by side.
Lin Yifan raised his head and stared at her.
But she stared at the three of them, as if she had regarded them as the most handsome and lovely people in the world, and had taken them as her lovers.
"Blue Scorpion?"
The blue scorpion smiled.
When she laughed, her eyes narrowed thinner and longer, like a line.
She smiled and said, "You are really a man with good eyesight, I always like it!" ”
Lin Yifan said with a smile: "You are not qualified for me to recognize it, I just wanted to learn your master's martial arts!" ”
The blue scorpion sighed and said with a coquettish look: "Men, are they all so ruthless? ”
Her charm is good, but she can't reach the point where she can make Lu Fengxian obsessed, Lu Fengxian stopped talking, and just looked at him.
"Only when you are strong can you make others look down on you, and only mention my name forever, even if others treat you respectfully, they are just afraid of me!"
A low voice sounded in the carriage, as if preaching.
The curtain flies, and the twilight wind whines!
The three of them finally saw what was going on inside the carriage.
Inside the carriage was a very luxurious silk quilt, soft and comfortable, and a woman sat in the carriage, and five or six men surrounded her.
Fortunately, I didn't eat, otherwise I was afraid that I would have vomited at this moment, and I had never seen anything more disgusting than this in my life.
This woman is so fat, she doesn't wear any clothes on her body in the snow, but she doesn't wear clothes and makes people sick.
But no one can say that she is a pig, because pigs as fat as them are rare in the world.
Lin Yifan wanted to retract what he said before, but at this time, he even felt that a man was more attractive than the woman in front of him.
She sat there like a mountain, a mountain of meat.
The safflower should have green leaves, and relatively speaking, the blue scorpion will be fragrant and beautiful.
is so fat and thin, no one would have thought that these two people turned out to be masters and apprentices.
The blue scorpion smiled coquettishly: "Master, it's already here!" Someone wants to learn how to do it! ”
"Oh?"
The fat woman's eyes narrowed.
Her eyes were not small, but now they were squeezed into a line by the fat on her face, and her neck, which might not have been short, was now filled with stacks of fat.
Her gaze swept over Lin Yifan, Song Li, and Lu Fengxian one by one, and the corners of her mouth seemed to be drooling.
Hehe, laughed.
"They're all handsome!"
The three of them only felt a chill in their hearts, if they were pressed under such an obese woman, it would be more painful than death.
As soon as her legs stretched, she bounced up a man lying on her lap, reached out and opened the sedan curtain, and squeezed it out like this.
The whole person in the carriage was curved, and it was impossible to see how fat she was, but when he came out, everyone felt that she had stopped half the sky.
is really too fat, Lin Yifan has lived several lifetimes, and he has never seen such a fat woman.
"Who said that?"
She obviously asked knowingly.
The blue scorpion didn't think it was a big deal, and pointed at Lin Yifan with his slender fingers: "It's him!" ”
Women are vengeful, they can take revenge, and they never stay until the next second.
"It's me!" Lin Yifan nodded.
"The Bodhisattva of Great Joy?"
Happy female Bodhisattva, everyone on the rivers and lakes knows everyone! The kung fu of Huanxi Zen Buddhism is so famous that whether it is a female bodhisattva or a Buddha cultivation, it will be a nightmare on the rivers and lakes.
And the great joy female bodhisattva in front of her, she not only practiced Huanxi Zen Gong, she also practiced the Dafa of chewing iron! Forced himself to cultivate himself from a thin man to an extremely obese fat man, and folded the thickest armor for himself, the most resistant to fighting, and the sword is difficult to hurt.
The Bodhisattva smiled and asked, "You know me, so why don't you run away?" ”
"Why should I run away?"
Lin Yifan asked!
The blue scorpion said: "Master, don't underestimate people, it's he who robbed Jiang Nanyue's bitch of the Zhenjiao Divine Skill......"
Jiang Nanyue is indeed a bitch, the two female masters with the highest martial arts on the rivers and lakes, Lin Yifan has already met.
The Bodhisattva said confidently: "After entering this river and lake, winning people with martial arts, and surviving by means, since Jiang Nanyue suffered a loss in your hands, it is that her skills are not as good as others, I am different, and no one has been able to break my martial arts so far." Why don't we gamble, if you lose, I won't let you hand over your martial arts, you just make me a male pet......"
Lin Yifan felt disgusted again, and said with a smile: "It's just a mountain of meat, even if it's a real mountain, I can split it!" ”
The face of the Bodhisattva was gloomy and blue in an instant, and she smiled sadly: "Toast and don't eat and drink, if you don't agree, then you have to ...... Die......! ”
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