Chapter 363: Brain Water Ramos

Sergio Ramos really doesn't understand, he thinks that all men in the world are the same, they are all 'stinky' men.

The difference in the ABCC11 gene on chromosome 16 between East Asians and Caucasian races makes the apocrine glands of East Asians dysplasia, and the resulting sweat contains various unsaturated fatty acids that will be decomposed by bacteria and produce foul odors, as well as wet and yellow earwax.

The only advantage of this set of genes is that it makes the colostrum more abundant in lactating women. Therefore, in ancient times, the survival rate of newborn babies in Westerners was relatively high, and there was no grand 'full moon' and 'over 100 days' that Chinese were very grand.

Fox odor, China was the first to call it 'Hu odor', the smell of Hu people.

Southern Europeans are a little better, only 80% of them will 'get drunk by the warm wind', Nordic and Yankee are miserable, and more than 95% of people have ancestral 'murderous energy'. However, they are also used to each other, have you ever seen a skunk dislike another?

The biggest nonsense in the movie is that James Bond sneaks into the enemy's laboratory after a fierce fight, and no one can see what he can see when he turns around. In fact, the rich pungent fragrance has nothing to hide from a single stop, and it is purely fantasy to want to be silent.

The essence of the invention of perfume by Westerners is to cover up and neutralize the stench emitted from the armpits, just like high heels, which has something to do with fashion and nobility from the beginning. In the old years, the rich people in Europe raised pigs, and the upper floor of the house was occupied by people and the lower floor was a pigsty, so in order not to step on a piece of sloppy pig every day to go out, this is why there are high heels.

Fortunately, the proportion of Western women on apocrine glands is lower than that of men, and Coco did not follow this tradition, otherwise it would be very unpleasant. God always favors the heroine, and God is inevitably vulgar, and he dotes on Christine Josephine.

Zhuo Yang sometimes slandered: Chinese players always seem unsociable in Europe, is it because they can't stand it so strongly. Zhuo Yang himself also took a period of time to get used to it, and he was finally able to smell the mixed body smell of perfume and sweat as if it were nothing.

The world is a global village, and many Europeans now know that East Asians are 'sweating profusely', and not just relying on their armpits to form rivers against the current, and it is false to say that they are not envious. But Sergio Ramos really didn't know, so he was very confused.

Ramos had forgotten the real purpose of accosting Zhuo Yang, and only looked Zhuo Yang up and down in a daze. Think about it, the two big men who are slicking their dicks are looking at each other so affectionately, how unsightly the picture is.

It wasn't until Ramos had to pull Zhuo Yang's arm away and sniff his armpits that Zhuo Yang laughed proudly and pulled him under his sprinkler head to cross the water.

Ramos, who suddenly discovered the ninth wonder of the world, not only washed his head and IQ under the shower, but also refreshed his knowledge, turned the water to the maximum and kept flushing, muttering to himself: Fuck...... Fuck ...... me

Zhuo Yang waited for him impatiently, wiped it dry and said that he was about to leave first, and Ramos, who had a water in his brain, woke up from his trance and hurriedly said, "Zhuo Yang, do you have time?" Let's have a meal together in a while, and let's talk. ”

"Okay, I'll go out and wait for you. You cross the water slowly, don't be in a hurry, haha......"

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Fifteen minutes later, a well-dressed Zhuo Yang and Ramos walked together towards the parking lot. In the dressing room just now, Ramos loudly introduced to Zhuo Yang how tempting the Salamensa restaurant on Velázquez Street was in the Salamanza restaurant, which attracted everyone's attention, and Ronaldo pricked up his ears to listen.

Most of the parking lots are Audis, and Zhuo Yang's Q7 is among them.

Real Madrid cows! There is no trace of Audi at all on the dazzling logo on the jersey, but the official announcement of Audi as the club's designated car brand, Audi has been happily giving away cars to players every year since 2003, and the first team has a car every year.

Because he still had to live in a seaside villa in Barcelona, Zhuo Yang didn't make a big move when he moved to Madrid, but just took away some bits and pieces, and drove his world-famous Koenigsegg pink emerald flower to Madrid La Finca, where everything will be new.

There is only one car, and the pink run Cuihua is too popular, so when Audi gave away the car at the beginning of this month, Zhuo Yang chose the Q7 that can go off-road, which is also the choice of most players in Real Madrid. The turbocharged 3.0 is priced at 67,000 euros in the market, which is very good.

Ronaldo only chooses the most expensive every year, and this year is the latest R8 Spyder, priced at 186,000, which is absolutely high. Ramos asked for the S5 Coupe this year, 86,000.

Real Madrid players are not short of good cars, but everyone is disrespectful every year and then gives them to their families, Ronaldo will be stuffed into the garage and changed every day, Audi loves him to death. Zhuo Yang had few cars, and there was no one to send, so he played by himself, which was not so eye-catching, and also let Cuihua rest.

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Ramos and Zhuo Yang have known each other for a long time, but they have never had the opportunity to make a deep friendship. Zhuo Yang has been in Real Madrid for almost two months, and Ramos has not invited him to dinner, not because he doesn't want to, but he hasn't been able to take his turn for the time being.

Zhuo Yang is probably the busiest person in the Real Madrid team, his schedule and schedule are almost accurate to every minute, and if you want to invite him to dinner, you basically need to make an appointment half a month in advance. Ramos didn't catch up with the previous two trips, but today it was a coincidence, because Mourinho was in a bad mood, Real Madrid's training ended much earlier than usual, Ramos tentatively invited, and Zhuo Yang tacitly agreed.

In fact, in the middle of the rivers and lakes, many words do not need to be explained, and the gesture has already achieved the goal. Zhuo Yang and Ramos must have just been idle when they were eating, and they would not plot any long-distance and close attacks.

At a sensitive time when Real Madrid was mired in infighting, it was an attitude for the two of them to openly go to dinner together. Cristiano Ronaldo was thoughtful, Mourinho was deep in thought.

Ramos walked towards his A8, which he chose when Audi gave away the car last year. "Zhuo Yang, you can tell me about China in a while, I feel more and more amazing about you."

"Sergio, I have time to go to China ...... when I go back"

Before Zhuo Yang finished speaking, Ramos suddenly tilted his head and patted his ears vigorously, and a large stream of water came out of it, which was amazing.

"Zhuo Yang, you go on."

"I said, ...... to go on vacation in China"

Ramos tilted to the other side, and from the same side, his ears were empty and the brook was gurgling, and he said—

"And then you say, how about going on vacation to China?"

Zhuo Yang: "......" This guy really got into the water.

On this day, many Real Madridians and many reporters waiting at the door of Valdebebas Sports City saw Ramos, whose hair was wet and seemed to be dripping with water, driving his Audi A8 and carrying Zhuo Yang in the passenger seat, and the two did not even raise the window glass, so they left together very swaggeringly.

On this day, Sergio Ramos, a wise man who loves water, uses Arbeloa's antiperspirant lotion.

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