Chapter 5 Wooing
In summer, the sun is empty.
"This dog x the sun!"
Lin Yifan was sitting on a small bench basking in the sun, Xu Zheng was wearing an ancient costume, groping for a big bald head and scolding and coming over!
He also carried a bag in his hand.
"Here, do you want ice cream?"
"Thank you!"
Lin Yifan took one, tore open the package and put it in his mouth.
"I said, why don't you tan?"
After Xu Zheng handed an ice cream to the surrounding crew members, Su Shi sat next to him, and also brought himself a cooling, and everyone ate ice cream together.
The filming process is never fun, most of the time it's boring and waiting.
The weather is good, but when the weather is bad, I scold my mother directly.
Especially with the passage of time, in the summer, the sun in the sky is scorching, and standing under the sun for a while is like roasting, the faint smell of burnt hu goes straight to people's hearts.
The others are okay, Xu Zhengna is really bitter and can't speak.
It's too stuffy to wear a hood, take it off...... The whole baked egg, and the scalp was wiped off several layers by him.
"You're leaving tomorrow?"
"Yes, the filming is almost over, I have to go, and when you finish filming in a few days, I'll come back for a finale together!"
Lin Yifan's drama is almost finished, Zhu Di is also a second male no matter how he says it, not as many scenes as Zhu Yunwen and Xiao Maruki, although he is not in a hurry, but he can't match the poor crew and can't raise so many idlers.
Xu Zheng still had ice cream wrapped in his mouth, and said to him inarticulately: "You have good acting skills, if you are interested in going to the drama club for a few years, you must be an acting school." ”
"What's the matter? Does Mr. Xu have any recommendations? ”
"It's not a recommendation, it's just a pity to always act in idol dramas with your acting skills, have you ever thought about filming a drama?"
Lin Yifan nodded, he must have thought about this, but well, he has no aversion to idol dramas, the drama club is just talking, he really doesn't have that time to play any dramas!
Lin Yifan made a joke and said: "I'm not like you, I don't have a choice, I can only shoot these idol dramas at present, if you have any good dramas, please recommend them." ”
Xu Zheng was coiling his head again, and his palms couldn't stop rubbing on his head.
"Actually, that's right, you don't have a choice, why shouldn't I? I'm just a little more popular than you, and I've got a long way to go! ”
Lin Yifan smiled and praised people!
"Teacher Xu is humble!"
Xu Zheng pretended to be angry.
"Why do I get more and more angry about what you say? Also, don't call Teacher Xu, I'm not old yet, I'm 27 years old this year, if you call me Teacher Xu again, I'll be anxious with you. ”
Lin Yifan complained!
"Nian Fang 27 understands it like this? That's fourteen, you're twenty-seven! ”
When Xu Zheng heard the complaint, he immediately laughed a few times, and said with a smile: "Yes, twenty-seven, but is twenty-seven old?" ”
"Isn't it old?"
Lin Yifan looked at his bald head!
"It's all super smart!"
Xu Zheng was really anxious at this time, and shouted in a Haidu dialect: "I'll tell you, don't make fun of my hair, my bald appearance is much more handsome than my haired appearance." ”
"Tsk!"
Lin Yifan sighed twice!
"Handsome is definitely handsome, but if you have hair, I don't believe you still have a bald head."
"I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be bald!" 》
Xu Zhengzheng said: "Of course it's good to have hair, but I can still succeed without hair." ”
Lin Yifan saw that he was really anxious, and hurriedly said: "Seriously, if you are given a chance to grow your hair, do you want it?" ”
"It's useless, I've used any brand of hair growth lotion, and it doesn't work at all."
This sentence was exposed, and Xu Zheng still cared about his hair.
Lin Yifan thought about it, Xu Zheng is talented, distinctive, wooing, necessary!
The ice cream had already reached the end of eating, Lin Yifan took out a cigarette, gave him one, lit it, took a puff, and said:
"I know all the hair growth lotions on the market now, but as for the ingredients? It's just some black sesame seeds, black sesame seeds have no effect on hair growth at all, and the propaganda is good. ”
Lin Yifan paused, took a deep breath and continued: "What about me! In addition to being an actor and a Chinese medicine practitioner, my family runs a pharmacy, if you can trust me, I can treat you. ”
Xu Zheng didn't take this seriously, and smiled indifferently: "It's okay, I don't have any hair anyway, you just don't ruin my face." ”
Lin Yifan knew that he didn't believe it, and continued: "It stands to reason that hair loss is more common after the age of forty, and it is really rare for you to be bald at the age of 20 like you. ”
"There are many conditions that cause hair loss, such as neuropathic alopecia, fatigue alopecia, androgenic alopecia, etc.! In your case, the pressure should not be too great at the age of 20, and you are not tired in school or college, so there is only one type of male hormone alopecia. ”
Seeing that Lin Yifan was serious, Xu Zheng couldn't help but face it squarely.
"Can you really cure it?"
Lin Yifan nodded!
"That's a lot of, for now, there are only two drugs in the world that can treat hair loss, and the side effects are **difficult, chest protrusion, for men, it is almost equivalent to sex reassignment drugs."
"Then I'm still bald!"
Xu Zheng clapped his hands helplessly.
Lin Yifan struck: "That medicine doesn't work for you, you are absolutely amazing, the hair follicles on your head have long been necrotic, even if you become a woman, you are also bald!" ”
"What kind of are you, then?"
"No, I'm talking about the top of your head!"
“……”
Lin Yifan said again: "The medicine I mentioned above is Western medical treatment, and I still have a method for treating baldness. ”
"Is there a way?"
"Yes!"
"Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to qi and blood and the five decays, and they believe that most of the diseases in the human body are caused by the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys.
Lin Yifan talked exaggeratedly, what he said was actually useless, it is not so simple to treat baldness, otherwise, the old Chinese medicine doctor in the hospital would not be bald.
The main reason for saying this is to make Xu Zheng, a layman, believe it.
Xu Zheng was really a little moved, and hurriedly said: "Don't sell it, say it quickly." ”
Lin Yifan smiled!
"I'm going to go to Xiangjiang in a few days, grab some Chinese medicine for you, decoction once a week, and you can see the effect in three months at most."
Lin Yifan has a way to make Xu Zheng grow hair immediately, but this is cheating, and he has to use system points, and Lin Yifan doesn't want to use it.
Moreover, it was cured immediately, and the performance was too simple, and Xu Zheng estimated that he would not be truly grateful.
What Lin Yifan wants is to take it step by step, and it is best to treat him for a year or two to win him over.
In the medical classics of Li Guishou, Ping Yizhi, and Mei Damei Er, there are more or less references to medicinal materials for baldness.
Especially Ping Yizhi, known as a doctor killing one person, there is no disease in the world that he can't cure, although he was slapped in the face by Linghu Chong, but baldness is really just a piece of cake for him.
After all, it is a product of the non-real world, and it must not be regarded as common sense.
"Try it first if you can't succeed, three months is not long, and it is not a daily dose, so it won't take long."
"That's good! If you can cure my baldness, you will be my brother from now on. ”
"It doesn't matter if you're a brother or not, if you have a good show in the future, just remember to take me to play."
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