"Brother Bo, I'd love to know how you managed to do it with one eye up and one eye down."

"And this W mouth shape, it's the first time I've seen it when I'm so old."

"Did you strayed into a haunted house? His face was as white as chalk ash. ”

"I almost hung up at the gym."

Chen Bo put up a finger in the middle, slowly focused his gaze, then raised his hand and pulled his face, smoothed the corners of his distorted mouth, and slapped himself twice to make his face look a little ruddy.

"What did those muscular hunks do to you?" Wang Xu deliberately raised the volume.

"What's in your head, it's that big roller that generates electricity with love."

"Oh, how long have you been playing?"

"Half an hour."

Chen Bo's world is a little blurry, he sees everything now is shaky, and he didn't dare to get too close to the crowd on the school road before, for fear of knocking down the innocent boy.

"Awesome, caring person." Wang Xu burst into warm applause.

"If I knew it was more exciting than a pirate ship, I wouldn't have died." Chen Bo pulled away the seat on the side, misaligned, and planted his butt on the ground.

"Wang Xu, why are you doing a handstand?"

"Your head is crooked? Need me help you reset it? I'm a professional. Wang Xu stepped forward, supported his armpits with both hands, and dragged the bulky body to the seat.

"I'm telling you, this dangerous device shouldn't be..."

Chen Bogang wanted to hold his head with his hand and make a high-pitched speech, but he fell into the air and his neck was broken.

Wang Xu said speechlessly: "It's okay, the school doctor will take the emergency at night." ”

"If I had more wheelchairs, I could find a time to go to a brief history." Chen Bo didn't dare to move, in case his head was broken, he would be cold.

"Other projects are so good, why look for short-sightedness." Wang Xu opened the education system as usual and checked if there was any email that had not been checked.

"There are no beautiful girls in the gym, why are these people so active." Chen Bobai was puzzled.

"Calories can be exchanged for points, and points can be exchanged for practical goods when they accumulate to a certain amount, such as shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste, and towels."

"Brother Bo, you finally don't have to use that water-mixed Rejoicing anymore, with so many points, you can wash your hair every day for the next year."

"I changed it yesterday." Chen Bo deserves to be weak.

"So what do you want to change? Big Pack's? Imported beef jerky? Or a whole box of fat house happy water. ”

"I want to fish again, do you have any clothes to change."

In addition to the set he was wearing, Chen Bo only had a set of spare clothes to change on, and he couldn't cope with it in a humid day.

"The most common kind of white shirt, oh, there's nothing on it."

"It's okay, I want XXXL." Chen Bo doesn't pick, he likes black and white the most, trying to save trouble.

"The biggest boy is XL."

"XL's." Chen Bo pinched his big arm and sighed, "Forget it, what is lacking in our dormitory?" ”

Wang Xu drank Vitamilk and complained: "Lack of life, there are only two people, so lonely." ”

"Let's save it first, will it be cleared?"

Wang Xu replied: "Valid until graduation." ”

"After sending electricity with love, I feel tired and don't love anymore."

"It's good to experience it for a few minutes, haven't you read the terms and conditions?"

"Seven or eight pages, dense fonts, how can you have the patience to read it." Chen Bo asked rhetorically: "When you play the game, will you read the user terms one by one before checking [I have read and agreed]?" ”

"Definitely." Wang Xu nodded firmly.

"Well, you win." Chen Bo felt that he had met an opponent and closed his mouth knowingly.

Wang Xu urged: "Don't take a bath yet, there will be no hot water later." ”

"I'm dizzy, and I haven't slowed down."

"Do you want me to help you take a bath? Sophisticated techniques. Wang Xu grinned.

"Just flush it, can you help me get a bucket of water?"

"Okay, please wait." Wang Xu readily agreed.

Hearing that something was not quite right outside, Chen Bo poked his head.

"How did you remove the fire hose?"

"The water pressure in the water dispenser is low, I just took the back cover for a long time, and it's convenient here." Wang Xu tightened the switch and returned with most of the bucket of water.

"You won't catch a cold in the cold shower in the fall, will you have a class tomorrow?"

Chen Bo kept his neck above and carefully pulled out his wet and dry clothes.

"Don't worry, it's only in the afternoon, how can there be autumn in the deep fish? Only winter and summer, have you ever seen 30 degrees in autumn at night? ”

"You help me open the hot water valve."

"Make me look like your servant." Wang Xu complained while opening the water valve to the maximum according to Chen Bo's instructions.

"Eh, no, you opened the hot water valve here, so what's the point of me fetching water?" Wang Xu suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Chen Bo explained: "The two-pronged approach will be a little more efficient. ”

Wang Xu's eyelids blinked: "Do you want to take a bath?" It's the size of a bucket that can't fit into two of your pig's trotters. ”

"Then let's stuff them one by one." Chen Bo stretched out his hand to take the bucket, and his waist twisted instantly.

"This crisp sound is preliminarily judged to be a soft tissue contusion."

"I'll do me a favor."

"Won't you take your pants off?" Wang Xu picked up the bucket and prepared to go.

"It's not good to be honest." Chen Bo resisted in his heart.

"I won't talk to you, it's so heavy, I can't hold it anymore, close my eyes." Wang Xu lungeed to open the stance.

"Wow-la-lah"

"Perfect!" Wang Xu breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Do you have any problem with me? Why put a bucket over my head. ”

Wang Xu hurriedly took off his hood and apologized: "I was careless, I used too much force, and I didn't know how heavy I started. ”

"Thank you for your hard work, thanks to you today." Chen Bo shook off his messy bangs, dragged his wet pants to the balcony to take off his dried clothes and pants.

In the middle of the night, there was a pig-killing wail from the dormitory.

"What's going on?" Wang Xu, who was woken up, lifted the bed curtain.

"I tried to get my neck back up, but I got my hands twitched."

The poignant sound was terrifying to hear.

"People who don't know still think our dormitory is haunted, I'll call you an ambulance." Wang Xu got out of bed and called the 120 emergency hotline.

Chen Bo said bitterly: "I haven't been in an ambulance since I'm so old. ”

"It's best not to try this thing for the rest of your life." Wang Xu answered the phone and said: "In Building 208, Building 22, Yuanyu University, a classmate has a fracture and is in critical condition. ”

"Hey, they asked if you had insurance?"

Chen Bo asked, "Insurance?" Can I buy insurance at this time? Can I be reimbursed for medical expenses after buying? When was it so humanitarian. ”

"Not like that."

"Which kind is that?"

"In case the rescue fails, the funeral expenses will be waived."

Chen Bo said excitedly: "I'll buy you an oh oh oh!" ”