Volume 25 Fenjiu must be drunk

is the so-called college love, which is divided for a long time. When two people have been together for a long time, there will always be times when they get tired. Eric and Wawa, the golden boy and girl who are more in love than Jinjian, are no exception. Maybe Wawa cares too much about Eric, or maybe Eric can't stand the constraints of his partner. After Wawa elaborated on the emotional experiences and realities of the two in a serious manner, the two exchanged good guy cards.

Although both of them behaved very flat during the breakup, not long after hanging up the phone, Eric's emotions were a little out of control. At dinner, Lin Ye invited him to Dale to get drunk to relieve his sorrows and help him enlighten him. Unexpectedly, Eric completely collapsed after drinking two bottles of beer, which was already the limit of his alcohol consumption.

Eric has also given a lot to be with Wawa. Not long after the two of them were together, Wawa's ex-boyfriend came up to him and left a message on Eric's school, warning him to stay away from Wawa. Later, he even went directly to the school and asked Eric to meet him. Lao Zhao felt that this matter was a bit strange, so let's go together. Eric thinks it's just a meeting, it's not a big deal, everyone just makes it clear. Besides, it's an ex-boyfriend, and it's not a current boyfriend, so what's there to be arrogant. As a result, when he returned to his dorm, he told us that a physical altercation broke out between them in front of Wawa and that Eric was defeated. As soon as Lao Zhao heard this, he was angry and called us to go out to find that person. In the end, he was persuaded by Eric, for the garbage man, there was no such need, not to mention that he had already left. Wawa called with concern, and although Eric was a little emotional, it didn't matter if she was comforted by the beautiful woman. After this incident, his relationship with Wawa was able to go further.

Now that the two have broken up, it is really surprising, I used to be joking on the phone, but I didn't expect it to be real this time. Not long after Eric's breakup, it was the school Qingming Festival holiday, and he and I were the only two people in the dormitory at night. Suddenly there was no phone and no need to be a jukebox, and Eric was starting to get bored. After watching a few episodes of TVB, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, put on his clothes and went to the store downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes. Eric had never smoked before, perhaps because he had heard that nicotine and tar could temporarily paralyze his nerves. He followed Lin Ye's example, unpacked the cigarette box, then took out the cigarette and put it on his mouth, lit the fire and took a sharp puff, and then, "cough cough", coughed for a while. Even so, Eric managed to finish the whole cigarette, perhaps because she was really uncomfortable. In the next two days, he doubled the amount, and his cough was a little quieter, probably because he was used to it. On the third night of the holiday, Lin Ye came back, and Eric handed Lin Ye a cigarette he bought. Lin Ye was surprised, when did this kid learn to smoke? As a result, after the cigarette was lit, Lin Ye took a puff, huh? The taste was wrong, so Lin Ye asked him where he bought it.

"The shop downstairs."

"How much did you buy cigarettes?"

"6 pieces."

"You smoke me." As he spoke, Lin Ye gave Eric a cigarette of his own, and then helped him light it. After a while, Eric realized that his first cigarette was a pack of fake cigarettes, and then he immediately began to spit fragrant.

It didn't take long for Eric and Wawa to miraculously get back together. Because they found that two people have been together for a long time, no one can do without each other, and they usually don't look up and see each other in class, so it's really not easy to completely separate. Later, we realized that the university of these two people is an ancient Chinese history: if you divide for a long time, you must be together, and if you are separated for a long time, you must be divided.

No matter how perfect love is, there will be a crisis, and Lin Ye's side is no exception, but compared to him, several of us are more tormented. It all started with a phone call one night.

Lin Ye kept calling that night, but he spoke in Korean, and we didn't understand it, so it didn't feel like a big deal. He hung up the phone when the lights went to bed, and after a small talk, we went to sleep. However, when it was almost 12 o'clock, his phone rang again, as if he was having a conflict with his girlfriend, and Lin Ye was reasoning, hoping to persuade his girlfriend. A few of us seemed to be asleep on the surface, but in fact, our ears had already been pricked up, and our hearts were already overflowing with gossip, and we were desperate to know the truth of the whole incident.

One of the peculiarities of language is that when you speak two languages, you communicate with the other person, and what language the other person says, you will automatically switch to that language, even if it is dialect and Mandarin.

Lin Ye spoke like this: "I'll tell you......" At this time, we will all concentrate and be eager to know what he will say next, and as a result, "%¥#¥*&¥@......" A lot of Korean words popped up, which made our hearts instantly turn into a ball of yarn. Then he suddenly said, "No, you listen to me, tell you about it," and we were disappointed and rekindled hope, and then he said, "%¥#¥*&¥@......" Every time we felt like we were going to hear the truth, he magically switched back to Korean. After repeating this a few times, we broke down!! Lin Ye thought he had woken us up, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, brothers, I've made a noise to you tonight, I'm really in trouble!" Then he went to the water room and continued the "bilingual switch". We didn't sleep that night, not because we were woken up, but because we were aggrieved......

Later, Lin Ye broke up, and alcohol and cigarettes were the best healing elixirs. Because of the breakup, Lin Ye also spent two weekends in the dormitory. Of course, it's just two, because one day, his QQ signature wrote: "It's a big circle, and the result is still you." This sentence is still Lao Zhao's "code word" used to scold Lin Ye. Da Biao's squad leader and his girlfriend will also have some conflicts from time to time, and occasionally they will hover on the verge of breaking up, but in the end they always end with reconciliation as before.

The most surprising thing for us is that Mr. Liu actually has a girlfriend. One day he came back with a brand new white sports satchel, which I thought his sister had bought for him. Lin Ye laughed at his white bag, is Mr. Liu not afraid of dirty, and plans to brush it every day? Mr. Liu said that the person who bought it would help him brush it. But our keen sense of smell smelled the smell of gossip, and under Lin Ye's routine questioning, Mr. Liu finally said that his girlfriend bought it for him. This fierce news broke out, Lin Ye and Eric instantly ignited, and the desire for gossip occupied every cell in their bodies. Which major? What is your name? How does it look? Are you blind?

Mr. Liu, who has a girlfriend, actually started to study on his own at night, although he still had to copy my homework in the end. The fact that he had a girlfriend also surprised Da Biao's squad leader, and under the strong "accompaniment" of Lin Ye and Eric, the three of them secretly visited the process of Mr. Liu's self-study, and they also saw the beauty of the dormitory chief's wife. However, Mr. Liu's love is like a blue sky and white clouds, a clear sky, a sudden storm, it comes and goes quickly, I don't know when the "wife of the head of the dormitory" will resign.