Chapter 12 How Can an Ordinary Genius Like Me Survive?
With his outstanding appearance and miserable appearance, Blade easily stopped a carriage or two on the road.
The coachman was a middle-aged man with a serious face, a burly figure, wearing a tuxedo, and a butler's face.
The owner of the carriage is a lovely little girl.
The little girl looked at Blade with stars in her eyes and said something crackling in her mouth.
Blade was a little helpless, he really just wanted to be a beautiful man quietly......
But it's not annoying.
When saying goodbye to the little girl, the little girl said, "Blade, are you really not coming to my house?" β
Full of anticipation.
Blade smiled and refused: "There are some things to do, it's really inconvenient. β
"That's ......"
said goodbye and inquired about Shrek's address.
Yes, Blade just came back and remembered that he didn't know where Shrek Academy was.
Anyway, when he arrived at his destination, he saw a bleak appearance, and Blade thought that even if it was noon, there should be no shortage of people in line.
The appearance of the academy is a little shabby, which is a minor problem, and he is not here to enjoy someone.
The registration office consists of a small table, an old man, and a wooden box.
The old man who looked drowsy opened his eyes the moment Blade appeared, and his gaze fell on Blade like a knife, and he regained his calm in a moment.
The old man suddenly returned to his ordinary appearance, as if the fierceness just now was just an illusion.
Blade sighed in his heart: "Shrek? It's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! β
Walking over, Blade smiled politely, "Hello, I want to sign up." β
The old man looked at the kid in front of him, and sighed in his heart: "It's a little bit like when I was young!" β
However, this kid seems to have suffered a lot of injuries, and his breath is very chaotic.
Thinking of this, his eyes were a little solemn.
Then he said: "The registration fee, ten gold soul coins." β
Blade smiled and nodded, placing the ten Golden Soul Coins into the wooden box.
The old man nodded: "Stretch out your hand." β
The blade extends his left hand.
The old man frowned, his eyes looked at the blade's right hand, and he said secretly in his heart: "Is it a left-hander?" β
What the old man wants to touch is the bone age, both left and right hands, and there is not so much attention.
He stretched out his hand and kneaded it on the blade's left hand, surprised in his heart, this little hand was better than a girl's maintenance.
"Well, age qualified, release your martial spirit."
Blade let the blade out.
The old man sighed lightly, this martial soul is not ordinary, it is surrounded by a halo of light.
Interesting, it looks like Shrek might have another little monster to go. But the state of this kid ......
Shaking his head and nodding again: "The soul power is qualified, let's go to the next level." β
The old man stretched out his hand and pointed in a certain direction.
Blade smiled and thanked him, then left.
"He's a polite boy and a likable."
The third level is a middle-aged man.
It's as if there's been a big war, and it's a mess.
Is the actual combat test so serious?! Blade is a little unbelievable, but this highlights Shrek's rigorous style, which is good!
He was greeted by a middle-aged man who looked to be in his fifties, with a pimple and a lot of flesh. However, there seem to be some minor injuries on the body.
Blade concluded that the man was sober.
The two examiners I saw when I came in were not simple people, and there was no reason for the examiners in this last level to be simple, and there was no reason to fall asleep during the inspection, even if no one came.
Sure enough, the middle-aged man earned his eyes.
"I can't imagine anyone else coming."
The voice was low, and it seemed to be surprised.
Blade said in his heart: "This tone is too deliberateΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
"Huh, you're hurt?"
Oh, this is the real tone, natural and vivid, and the original form is revealed.
Blade smiled and responded, "It's not a big problem. β
The middle-aged man scratched his head: "That's it." β
"Forget it, depending on your state, I'll put some water and open the martial soul for me to see."
This teacher is kind of interesting.
The blade summoned the blade.
Zao Wou-ki's eyes lit up, not bad! Although the soul power is a little weaker.
"Boy, let's do it, you attack it, as long as you can let me take a step back, you will pass."
Blade thought for a moment, seemed to really let go of the water, and smiled: "Okay! β
Zao Wou-Ki smiled treacherously in his heart: "Boy, you'll know it's wrong later, hehe." β
With a heroic face, he said, "Let me see your strength!" β
The blade pointed at Zao Wou-Ki: "Then teacher, be careful." β
"Come ......"
As soon as Zao Wou-Ki opened his mouth, he saw a purple soul ring rise from the feet of the beautiful boy with a smile on the opposite side, and a thick white pillar of light burst out from the mouth of the bowl!
What the?!
Zao's hairs stand on end.
The first soul skill - the body of the king of the Ming Dynasty!
"Boom!"
The body of the king of the Ming Dynasty - broken!
Blade looked at Zao Wou-Ki, who was immovable, and sighed helplessly, and suddenly burst out with a full force that was blocked, and this Zao Wou-Ki only broke a little skin.
"This is still a test ...... of water release"
Should I say that it really deserves to be Shrek Academy? Blade was helpless in his heart, and said to Zao Wouji: "I lost." β
Turn around and get ready to leave.
The blow just now was his second soul skill, which he called "Ignition Explosion", and this move used up the little soul power he had recovered with great difficulty.
There is no point in struggling any longer, he can't break the yellow soul technique released by the other party at all, as for the injury that the other party suffered just now, he just didn't expect that he would burst out.
Defeated.
It is worthy of Shrek Academy, which is really a desperate assessment.
"I'm still overestimating myself, this is not the place for an ordinary genius like me."
Blade's eyes are a bit complicated, you have to work harder!
Zao Wou-Ki felt that his chest was hot, but his attention was on this kid, what a sinister boy, such a ruthless soul technique, and most importantly - what a dazzling thousand-year soul ring!
If he hadn't reacted in time, this blow would have kept him in bed!
"What's this kid's expression?! Well? What does it mean to go outward? β
Zao Wou-Ki saw the blade and said "I lost" and turned to leave.
At first, he thought that this kid was going to play yin again, but after seeing that the blade was about to reach the exit, there was still no pause before he realized that this kid was really leaving!
Zao Wou-Ki hurriedly spoke: "Wait a minute! β
Blade stopped, turned around and said helplessly: "Don't wait, my soul power is exhausted, and it is impossible to pass the assessment again, so there is no need to waste time." β
Soul power exhausted? Isn't this kid level twenty-four, how could it be? Zao Wou-Ki couldn't figure it out, but it didn't matter.
This is a monster that has absorbed a thousand-year soul ring at level 20! A true genius!
If he is just thrown into the arms of other academies, not to mention whether he will vomit blood, when Flender comes back and knows, he will definitely be beaten until he vomits blood!
Zao Wou-Ki coughed and waved his big hand: "Boy, although you didn't pass my assessment, I appreciate your insidiousness, decisiveness, and ruthlessness when you made a move, and I decided to let you pass!" β
Blade sighs, it's over?!
How can an ordinary genius like me pass?
Remembering Zao Wou-Ki's words that he would release water, Blade felt that this person really did what he said.
Blade scratched his head: "Teacher, will you cause trouble if you release water like this?" β
Zhao Wuji strode over, patted Blade's shoulder very affectionately, and said arrogantly: "What's the trouble!" The principal is not here, I Zao Wou-Ki is the biggest! Walk! Walk! I'll take you to check-in! β
But he said in his heart: "If you let you run, Lao Tzu will be in trouble!" Big trouble to have to stay in bed for months......"
But to be serious, Zao Wou-Ki patted Blade's shoulder for the first time, although his face was silent, his hand was light.
What the hell has this kid experienced, this body is not only seriously injured but also seriously overdrawn!
Such a big problem did he Zao Wou-Ki only find out after contacting! And this kid can still come to Shrek for an assessment like no one......
Normal people have already fallen to the ground.
Zao Wou-Ki looked at the blade seriously: "Boy, what's your name." β
Blade smiled and arched his hand: "Back to Mr. Zhao's words, my name is Blade, you can call someone Xiaodao, or Xiaofeng." β
The corners of Zao Wouji's mouth twitched, people?!
This kid doesn't seem to be as "iron-clad" as he thought.
Why did the style of painting suddenly change?!
Zao Wou-Ki waved his hand: "Don't be poor, you kid will report with me, and then go to recuperate." β
On the way, Zao Wou-Ki asked, "What did you kid do, how did you get like this, it will take a long time to recover." β
Blade said helplessly: "It's all about absorbing this thousand-year-old soul ring, and it's just a little bit like it's really dead." β
Zao Wou-Ki knew that this kid deliberately missed a lot of things, but he didn't plan to ask, who didn't have a secret?
He raised his hand to pat the blade's back, and then put it down and said loudly, "If you're still alive, you kid can snicker!" This level 20 thousand-year-old soul ring is the first time even Lao Tzu has seen it! You can imagine how hard it is. β
Blade sighed, "yes, I overestimated myself a little, I didn't expect it to be so dangerous. β
Zao Wou-Ki opened his mouth to say something, but finally choked back.
I saw a few people coming out of the corner in front of me.
Zao Wou-Ki said in a loud voice: "Oscar, you kid come over for me!" β
The few people over there are, Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing.
They had also recently noticed Zao Wou-Ki and the two walking side by side.
They were a little curious about what was the situation of the young man beside Zhao Wouji, who was dressed in white and had almost perfect facial features, and had a dusty bearing, he looked as if he was injured and not very good.
Oscar beckoned and replied, "It's coming!" β
Several people walked over together.
"Teacher Zhao, what's the matter with calling me?"
Although Oscar asked this, Zao Wouji's eyes looked at the blade, and the same was true for Dai Mubai and the others, Ning Rongrong gently covered his mouth, Zhu Zhuqing's hand couldn't help but let go, and Dai Mubai opened his mouth slightly.
In their eyes, Zao Wou-Ki had a big light bulb next to him, and it was a very dazzling kind.
Oscar: "This guy is even more handsome than me." β
Zao Wou-Ki slapped Oscar on the head, and said angrily: "This is the blade, you will be your classmate in the future, you can look at it as you like, now give him a big sausage and a small sausage." β
"Huh? Oh! Oh! β
Oscar looked at Blade and then glanced back at the two girls, who looked away in disgust......
Die and die, whoever calls his soul skill is like this bird, he can only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach!
"Lao Tzu has a big sausage!"
"Lao Tzu has a little sausage!"
When Oscar looked up, he saw that Blade was looking at him with a strange gaze, and although this guy was just a good-looking man, he was still ashamed.
"Big brother, don't look at me like that, the soul spell is like this, what can I do?"
Oscar handed the sausage and sausage to Blade, a loveless wail.
Zao Wou-Ki was trying to analyze that although this guy's soul technique was disgusting, the effect was real.
Blade had reached out to catch it, and smiled in thanks.
Zao Wou-Ki: This kid has a good ability to accept!
Oscar was stunned for a moment, and then was moved, this was the first time someone had taken his big sausage so politely!
Dai Mubai, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were all a little surprised, so indifferent?
The blade head seriously ate the large sausage and the small sausage, chewing it very carefully.
The other people who watched it had a sour tooth, and it turned out that this guy called Blade really didn't care about the disgusting soul curse of Oscar, a slut.
You see how seriously people eat Oscar's sausages, how can there be a trace of disgust on their faces?
Zao Wou-Ki nodded secretly: "This kid." β
After eating, Blade closed his eyes slightly, feeling that his soul power and body were rapidly recovering, and he couldn't help but sigh, it was really amazing.
I opened my eyes and looked at Oscar and said, "The effect is very powerful, and it has no negative impact on the human body, and the taste is great, but ......"
Hearing the evaluation in front of Blade, Oscar felt that his whole person was about to float.
Listen, what is human speech? That's what people say!
But when I heard the terrible word "but", I immediately fell from heaven back to the ground.
People say that in but the front of this magic word is nonsense, and even the higher the front is raised, the harder the back falls.
Oscar is a little nervous, does my martial soul have so many shortcomings?!
Blade suddenly laughed, "Can you bring me a few more?" But I won't take you for nothing, how about a hardware soul coin? β
Oscar was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then said: "Big brother, don't gasp when you speak, it will scare people to death!" β
Then he was stunned: "A piece of hardware soul coins?" β
Zao Wou-Ki was calm: "This kid knows how bad his physical condition is, and he also sees the power of Oscar's slut's sausage, otherwise he wouldn't be so generous." β
Dai Mubai and the others were stunned, he was willing to spend such a high price to buy something that he and others were afraid to avoid?
Blade looked at Oscar, who looked at him like a fool, and couldn't help frowning, could it be that the price he offered was too low? No, although this large sausage and small sausage work well, five Golden Soul Coins should be reasonable.
Blade looked at Oscar and smiled: "Hey, hey, Oscar, don't look at me with this kind of idiot look, I don't know the market, you can make a price, if it's appropriate, give me ten copies." β
The corners of Dai Mubai's mouth twitched slightly, and he shouted in his heart: "You misunderstood, the slut Ao Na looks at you with such idiot eyes, and it is not because you have too little!" β
The two girls glanced at each other, and couldn't help but think of the grilled sausage that Uncle Big Sausage offered five copper soul coins but couldn't sell......
Oscar knew that Blade misunderstood what he meant, but he was a little happy, the other party was willing to pay such a high price, which actually represented the recognition of his ability, money could not represent everything, but at this moment he knew that because he was worth it, he made this price. It's an affirmation.
I was a little happy, except for a few teachers and principals, who really agreed with him? Boss Dai? Dead fat? No, their identity is mixed with a lot of other things.
Inexplicably, I felt the urge to cry.
"Hahaha, brother, don't get me wrong, it's not that I dislike you for giving too little, it's that your bid is too high!"
Blade smiled, it turned out that this was wrong, but he shook his head and said, "High? No, it's acceptable to me now even ten gold soul coins. β
Oscar smiled: "Don't, I can't take this money, it's too hot, if you want my sausages, you should follow my rules!" β
Except for the blade, several people are full of black lines, what do you mean by "If you want my sausage", is this talking about human words?!
Blade looked at Oscar, making eye contact with him.
When the Oscar was uncomfortable, he tilted his head: "Listen to you." β
What the hell is this action?! Look at a few stupid people.
Zao Wou-Ki covered his head, a familiar feeling, yes, yes, the character is broken!
It's so cute......
Oscar hurriedly looked away, and he actually thought that a man was cute.
It's horrible!
"Ahem, ahem, wait for me, ten will take some time."
"Lao Tzu has a big sausage!"
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"Lao Tzu has a little sausage!"
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Oscar wiped a handful of sweat after handing over the goods to Blade, and it was difficult to make so many small intestines at once.
"Thank you for your patronage, please pay a Silver Soul Coin."
The corners of Oscar's mouth hooked.
The blade really froze, then took out a Silver Soul Coin and handed it over, and said with a smile: "I finally understand why you look at me like an idiot." β
Oscar smiled after taking the Gintama coin.
Zhao Wuji nodded with satisfaction: "Mu Bai, next you take the blade to the dormitory, I want to go back to see if anyone else comes to participate in the assessment." β
Dai Mubai nodded.
Zhao Wuji swaggered away, this year's luck is good, eight little monsters! You have to find a way to get Flender's iron rooster to increase his salary, give a bonus or something.
This one...... It seems to be a little difficult.
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