377: Young people don't talk about martial arts! (5.6K Ticket)

Popovich's stool was covered with a thick sponge cushion.

Ever since he was scared and fell down by Lord Ba at the end of the second quarter, the old thief's butt is still in pain.

If you don't put a soft thick cushion, you can't sit down at all!

It's not the pain in the buttocks, it's the sacrum of the buttocks, which has been choked enough.

After all, he is an old man, and he can't stand the swing as much as he used to be.

But if that happened to Barkley, he definitely didn't feel anything.

After all, thick butt is also a talent......

After a blow to the butt, Popovich rarely stood up to direct the game during the game.

In the beginning, it was because it was inconvenient to stand up.

Every time I had to limp to the sidelines, and then limp back and sit down.

Every time I sat down, the heart-piercing pain seemed to make the old thief experience death.

So he simply didn't bother to stand up and shout.

And when the game came to the back, Popovich didn't stand up, not because his butt hurt too much, but because ......

There's no need for that anymore.

By the end of the third quarter, the Spurs had trailed the Trail Blazers by 31 points.

Tony and Shell teamed up to build a very formidable perimeter defense, with Wayne sweeping the mid-range and his sister-in-law protecting the frame.

After such a set, the Spurs, who played against the new Trail Blazers for the first time, were very uncomfortable.

Well, don't look at Carlisle just swapping Yudoka for Tony.

But in different defensive systems, the effect of changing a person is also very different.

At least in this game, the Trail Blazers' defense is really better than last season.

Stephen A was right again.

He's said before that the Trail Blazers' defense can be at its best this season.

One can already expect how hot the fledgling ESPN commentator will be next.

Before the season began, people were questioning whether the Trail Blazers' contract for Tony was too big and not worth it.

But in just one game, Toney put an end to the problem.

If you look at the shooting percentages of Manu, Parker, Finley and Mason, you know if I'm worth the price.

Well, none of the Spurs' main forwards shot 40% today.

Even if you strike too much, there will be more mistakes.

The Spurs were countered by the Trail Blazers after a light mistake, and they don't know how many points they conceded.

The defense was locked, and the offensive end of the Trail Blazers was still on fire under Carlisle's deployment.

Everyone but Tony has a chance to attack.

Oh, it's not like Tony doesn't have offensive opportunities, and the Spurs give Tony a chance every round.

But......

Tony didn't shoot to death!

Mr. Tony: Trying to cheat me out of $1,000 again? No way!

And just like that, the fourth quarter of the game was completely garbage time.

Jordan Jr. and Dragic, two rookies, both went up and played.

The camera pans to the bench of the Trail Blazers, where Wayne and Daisin are two Olympic champions talking happily.

Sister-in-law and Pao'er are happy.

Tony was also full of emotions to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene.

The only thing that's a little strange is that there's a vacancy in the coach's position......

Sir Ba's NBA assistant coach debut is absolutely breathtaking, unique, and unique!

The camera was everything, and it was given to the Spurs bench.

The contrast between the lifeless Spurs players and the joy on the Trail Blazers' side was stark.

Popovich sat on a stool, his face uneasy.

It really hurts......

"Beep~~~"

The electronic beep sounded through the ATT Center, and after last season's Western Conference semifinals defeat, the Spurs finally ...... Or lost to the Trailblazers again.

Lao Deng Tou performed well today, with 19 points, 11 rebounds and 2 blocks, which he got without playing much in the fourth quarter.

This is very rookie.

But even then, Spurs never had a chance.

Wayne scored 21 points, 8 rebounds, 5 assists and 3 blocks in the third quarter, and was as all-around as ever.

As it turns out, even if Duncan joins the Dream Team, he won't necessarily be able to contain Wayne.

So, it's weird to be stupid!

Is it only when he retires that you won't let him enter the national team again!?

104-77, the Trail Blazers finally won the game easily with a 27-point advantage.

In the first game of the new season, such a miserable score was played.

Spurs Fan Collective: The Trail Blazers are really not a thing!

At the end of the game, Tony celebrated wildly on the court.

It had been a long, long time since he had experienced such a hearty victory.

Although he was in Green Kai last season, he also played first in the East with the team.

But one thing to say, the first place in the east has nothing to do with him.

He's just a soy sauce guy.

But this game made Tony get back to his original feeling.

The feeling of trying your best to torture and blow up the other party and welcome victory.

This victory really has to be won by yourself to be interesting!

While the Trail Blazers players were partying, the old thief limped off the court with his ass covered......

It's really a shame to end up like this in front of everyone......

At this point, the three opening games of the 08-09 season are all over.

Three games, two of which went into garbage time.

In just one game, the Trail Blazers and Lakers once again laid the foundation for the two-man hegemony this season.

Green Kai: ???

I, and me, is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

As soon as the Trail Blazers returned to the locker room, Barkley rushed up and hugged the group.

Well, Pao'er was the first to walk into the locker room, and as soon as he entered, he was overwhelmed by Lord Ba Taishan.

didn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, but he was pressed by the 300-pound assistant coach to straighten his waist.

Sir Ba didn't care about being sent off, he was just very happy with the win.

After that, Wayne and Tony went to the press conference together.

The two young Russians in college were on the same stage again, and as soon as they entered the door, they were blinded by flashing lights.

Wayne and Tony sat together, smiling at each other.

It's a really familiar feeling!

"Wayne, what's the key to winning this game so easily?"

'All of us played well and executed Coach Carlisle's tactics perfectly. It's an exciting win and hopefully we can keep it up." ”

"So Tony, what do you think of the statistic that he only scored 5 points in the game today and had 3 steals?"

After that, the reporter began to look for Mr. Tony, who had strange data.

Well, Tony started today and played 28 minutes, scoring 5 points in the game, but grabbed 4 rebounds and 3 steals.

And everyone who has been in the position with him has fought bitterly.

"It's normal because it's probably all the next season.

You know, the previous injury was a hard blow for me, especially when I was playing at the best of my career.

But that's what happened, but that's what I am now, and I'm more focused on every ball now, doing any thankless work and trying to be the glue of the team.

No matter what shirt I wear, I'm going to be proud of my defense, I'm going to aim for the best defensive player and I'm not going to look back.

With the Trail Blazers, next to Wayne, I was the kind of character I was, and it didn't matter to me how many points I scored. ”

After Tony finished speaking, he glanced at Wayne affectionately.

What do you say you want that Atai?

That goods still have a little bit of power, and the brain may not know when it will be short-circuited.

How good am I Tony?

If you give me the ball, I won't shoot, I'll defend!

I'm willing to be your tool man!

: ???

At the Trail Blazers' press conference, Tony's speech was so enthusiastic.

And at the Spurs' press conference, the old thief was so embarrassed.

"Pop, your team lost this game by almost 30 points. What's going on? Why won't the Spurs play all of a sudden? ”

As soon as the first reporter opened his mouth, he knew that it was the old arch fire master.

Where is the embarrassment, he will talk to somewhere.

'We just can't shoot, that's all.' Popovich replied angrily, please hurry up, my ass hurts to sit on this hard bench!

"What do you think of ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith? He predicted almost everything before the game! ”

"I don't know what Stephen A, next question!"

The reporters looked at each other, today's old thief is not in the oil and salt!

Case......

Then let's get some oil and salt!

"So you and Charles. What was the conflict with Barkley? Why are you arguing all of a sudden?

Why do you keep limping after you fall? ”

Sure enough, as soon as he talked about this, the old thief suddenly had a light in his eyes!

Finally someone has brought up the evil deeds of Buckley's fat pig!

This must seize the opportunity to complain fiercely!

"Well, this friend asked me Mr. Bo, what happened just now?

Oh! Just now, that young man, in his forties, weighed more than one hundred and fifty kilograms.

During the game, he said to me, "Eh, you old man, what are you beeping?" Where was the foul on that goal just now?

Also, am I here to mix rings? There's a kind of you say again.

He insisted on me saying it again.

I said yes.

I said that you don't want to explain it on TV, and if you come to the Pioneers, you are a mixed ring. Mix the ring to have a strong number in your heart, and don't point fingers at the game at will.

Your previous results are not good for now.

He wasn't convinced, eh......... They rushed over and tried to hit me.

I said you're useless, you can't scare me!

Don't look at your more than 300 pounds, you can't even hold my finger, ha!

He had to try it with me, and I said yes. Eh...... As soon as I finished speaking, he snapped and stood up, and soon!

Then it came up with a squirt and all kinds of abuse, but I couldn't help it! Didn't talk to him much.

Anyway, I just spoke to the point, because at this time, according to the traditional rules, he is already angry, which means that he has been sprayed by me.

If I really squirt with him, I can squirt his nose crookedly!

But he's still aggressive, the left jab is ready to hit me in the face, ah, I'm a big E, no flash, eh...... I tripped and fell to the ground, and I was in tears, covering my eyes...... Covering my ass, I said Tingting!

I said, young man, you don't talk about martial arts!

This young man doesn't talk about martial arts, come, lie! Come, sneak attack! My sixty-year-old comrade.

Is this good? It's not good!

I advise this young man to use the tail juice of the rat, consume reflection, and not make such a clever mistake in the future!

We must value harmony and talk about martial virtues!

That's the way it is, thank you friends! ”

Popovich spoke on stage, depicting the scene so vividly that it was called.

And the reporters below were dumbfounded.

No......

This Nima ......

You're just scared and falling.

How can you tell so much nonsense!?

you!

No wonder Bowen can tell you that everything is white.

You're full of gibberish skills!

The reporters shouted one by one good guys, you old thief is really a talent.

Although the old thief had all kinds of cheering words at the press conference, at the end of the press conference, he still had to limp with his butt covered.

What a miserable old thief.

After this game was played, Popovich and the Spurs were completely on fire.

Times have changed!

In the past, if this kind of thing happened, the fans would laugh it off at best.

But now, the footage of Popovich falling has become the footage for the ghost animal video.

And the Spurs' defeat to the Trail Blazers also made Stephen A a good hit.

"I said it a long time ago, you don't believe it! This season's Trail Blazers and Spurs are not at the same level!

The Spurs need an outside core, a real outside core. Not Tony. Parker is like this, but an outside core that integrates offense and defense!

Otherwise, they wouldn't have been able to get involved with the champion all these years! ”

The next day, Stephen. A. Smith's morning show ratings exploded.

Relying on this wave, Stephen A's rise to popularity may come a little earlier than the original history.

In the afternoon of the same day, the league also announced the punishment of Barkley.

Due to his bad attitude during the game and his refusal to accept the referee's dissuasion, the league gave Sir Ba a three-game ban......

Kenny. Smith: I'm laughing!

"Master, this is a master! Ordinary people, he can't do this! I'll admit that I underestimated Barkley too much. I didn't expect him to be banned after the first game of coaching, hahahaha! ”

Kenny. Smith is really happy, can Barkley coach 50 games in a season this time?

The assistant coach was banned, and this is the first time I've heard of it!

Barkley said he didn't regret it.

"I'm not going to let anyone's nonsense affect the game and it turns out that my decision helped the team.

We won against Spurs by almost 30 points, which we can't get by messing around! ”

Far from regretting it, Lord Bar is still very rampant.

Just uncover Popovich's scars repeatedly!

Play is fun, but the strength shown by the Trail Blazers in the first game still makes the teams in the league very jealous.

casually won the Spurs by almost 30 points, what kind of combat power does this have to be?

At this time, people are talking about the question - can the Trail Blazers break the crazy record set by the Lakers last season!?

Well, last season the Lakers had two records in the regular season that no one could match.

One is 19 consecutive wins in a single season and the other is 70 wins in a single season.

These two records, even if they are taken out individually, are very weighty, let alone in one season.

And looking at the Trail Blazers' posture this season, maybe they can really touch these two records.

Since it's revenge, of course it has to be restored thoroughly.

This incident has sparked a heated discussion, but most people are not optimistic about it.

"There have only been two 70-win games in NBA history, one against the Bulls and one against the Lakers. If 70 wins are so easy to get, then why are there only two now? ”

"Beyond a 19-game winning streak? Please, that's not possible. The Trail Blazers didn't bring in any star players this summer, and they did well in the opener, but that doesn't mean they can be as dominant as the Lakers. ”

"Let's wait until the Trail Blazers can beat the Lakers."

Bryant looked at the reaction of the fans on the Internet and smiled with satisfaction.

It seems that most people still know that I am stingy and mamba!

Don't think that if you win an Olympic title, you can be supernatural in the NBA!

That evening, the second day of the regular season, all 24 teams who did not play in the opening game were all in action, showing off their style of the season.

The Pacers blew up the Pistons with Roy's 33-point marker, and the Pacers' rise has begun.

Warriors Nick Hornets, Kevin. Lefu scored 12 points efficiently in his debut, and his performance made the LOGO man very satisfied.

The Nets defeated the Bulls in their debut, and the UAE scored the second highest 17 points on the team after Carter!

Chinese fans cheered, and the UAE was even happier playing in the Nets!

And the most unexpected thing about all the games on the second day was ...... Mosaic actually won by 11 points against the Memphis Grizzlies!

Last season, it was the Grizzlies who squeezed Mosaic out of the playoffs.

I thought that after Xiaojia landed in the NBA this year, Mosaic had no way to take the Grizzlies.

As everyone knows, Shaq returned to the light and scored 21 points and 10 rebounds, and Tracy Wang also got 25 points.

Houston fans are saying that our duo is finally doing its best!

We're back in the championship again!

Well, Houston's old traditional arts.

I feel like I'm doing it again.

And the opponent of the Mosaic team in the next game happens to be the Trail Blazers.

After the game, Shaq also replied to reporters with a smile: "Tracy and I are in good physical condition this year, as long as we stay healthy, I think we have the ability to wrestle with a top team like the Trail Blazers, and I will definitely win the championship trophy for Houston!" ”

Well, that's what Shaq said when he joined the Suns in his original history.

As a result, the old man was without a crown for life.

So...... Just listen to it.

Although fans know that Shaq is blowing Liu beep, a healthy shark + scoring champion, against the Trail Blazers, this game is still very good!

At least it won't be as useless as the Spurs!

Outcome......

"Oh my God, why isn't the game over yet? I'm already going to fall asleep, and after three quarters, the game is no longer in suspense! ”

Rose Garden, home of the Trail Blazers, Beal. Wharton yawned.

This game between Mosaic and the Trail Blazers did not meet the expectations of fans at all.

Now Shaq is not easy to score against his sister-in-law.

The first half was fine, but after the second half I was tired, I wilted.

However, Adelman let Shaq play for another 41 minutes, and the Fat Shark couldn't swim at all in the second half.

Tracey had a great performance today, scoring 30 points on 11-of-23 shooting.

Well, Tony-sensei's defense isn't invincible.

Healthy Tracey is indeed a very scary scorer.

But to no avail, in the case of Shaq's mute, there is no second person in the Mosaic team who can stand up.

The sophomore, Scola, did play well, scoring 11 points against Vergo's defense.

Vergo admits that Scola's inside footsteps made him a little confused at one point.

But at the cost......

An angry Vego scored 33 points on Scola's head......

What the?

33 points is not too much?

Big brother, Wayne played three minutes in the fourth quarter and then withdrew.

That's the equivalent of 33 points in a little more than three quarters, what else?

Just like the opener, the fourth quarter of the entire game was garbage time.

The worst thing is that Adelman refused to come off the bench in garbage time, and at one point narrowed the gap to 15 points.

So, Carlisle could only take the main lineup again and beat the mosaic again......

109-88, Mosaic finally defeated the rose garden by 21 points.

Mosaic Fans: Call the Houston base, call the Houston base. Rocket that has just lifted off...... It's fallen again!

Shaq hugged Wayne after the game, with a helpless expression: "Brother Wei, Brother Shark was joking when he said that before the game, why are you still serious?" ”

Seeing Wayne rule the alliance while he could only be beaten, Shaq sighed.

The time that belonged to him has really passed.

Now, it's Wayne and Kobe Bryant who divide the world.

Green Kai: Ignoring me again?

Before leaving, Shaq patted Wayne on the shoulder meaningfully: "No matter what, you can't let Kobe win!" Come on, I'm optimistic about you! ”

Well, although his own era has passed, Shaq still won't let Kobe surpass him!

Wayne looked at Shaq's massive body and smiled slightly.

So far, the Trail Blazers have started the new season with a two-game winning streak.

Moreover, both were big wins!

Those who were still shouting that the Trail Blazers couldn't play better than the Lakers couldn't help but shudder.

This year's Trailblazers...... I really don't know where their ceiling is......