Chapter 168: I Want to Eat Meat
What's going on! Didn't Lao Tzu just steal a storage soul guide, so he also attracted a soul king! And he is also a soul king with a 100,000-year soul ring!
Could it be that my dignified star thief Yuan Wenwen is going to be planted here today?
The muscles on Yuan Wenwen's face were a little stiff, and he struggled to show a smile, "That, this boss, did I say that I misunderstood you to believe it?" ”
"What do you say?" Li Xiaoshuai showed a kind smile on his face.
"It's okay to hit other places, but can you not slap your face?" Yuan Wenwen felt that he could save another wave.
Li Xiaoshuai was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that Yuan Wenwen was instigated, he didn't plan to do it again, as long as he returned his storage ring.
But I didn't expect this Yuan Wenwen to be so unpopular, and he didn't mention the ring. In this case, I had to satisfy him, I was Li Xiaoshuai, who liked to help others the most!
"Yes."
In the next few minutes, it was Li Xiaoshuai, who we like to help others the most, to start helping others.
A few minutes later, Li Xiaoshuai stood up with a satisfied face and brought the storage ring back to the middle finger of his right hand.
Glancing at Yuan Wenwen, who was lying on the ground weakly, Li Xiaoshuai kindly asked, "Hey, are you okay?" ”
Yuan Wenwen shook his head again and again, and said gratefully: "No, it's okay, thank you for the boss's mercy." ”
Li Xiaoshuai didn't use much strength at all, that is, when he hit him, he always hit some acupuncture points, which didn't hurt, but it would make him numb all over his body.
But this is already a good result, originally when he knew that Li Xiaoshuai was the soul king, he was already ready to be injured, but now he is a little numb, and the rest is fine.
"It's okay, but I'm curious, how did you steal from me when you're so weak, and you live until now, and no one else killed you?" Li Xiaoshuai asked with some curiosity.
Yuan Wenwen couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard this, and said: "I have been a thief for so many years, even some soul saints, I have never missed, you are the first time I have missed." ”
Hearing his words, Li Xiaoshuai became even more curious, how did a soul sect of his more than forty levels steal something from the hands of a soul saint of more than seventy levels.
Yuan Wenwen looked at Li Xiaoshuai's appearance and knew that if he didn't say it, it was estimated that he would not be able to leave today, and sighed slightly in his heart.
explained: "Actually, it's all because of my soul skills. With that, Yuan Wenwen released his martial spirit.
There were four standard soul rings floating on a lump of things that couldn't be seen clearly, two yellow, two purple.
"What the hell? Although I know that there are many strange martial spirits in this world, what is this lump? Li Xiaoshuai's eyes stared at Yuan Wenwen's martial soul in a daze.
Yuan Wenwen knew what Li Xiaoshuai was thinking at a glance, and there was a slight embarrassment on his face, and said, "My martial soul is meat, food." ”
"Meat?" Li Xiaoshuai's face was a little strange, and he really couldn't connect this lump of things with meat.
Yuan Wenwen nodded and said, "The reason why I was able to steal the Soul Saint's things was because of my first soul skill and second soul skill. ”
"What kind of soul technique, get it out and let me see." Li Xiaoshuai asked curiously.
This time, Yuan Wenwen hesitated and did not do what Li Xiaoshuai said.
Li Xiaoshuai said suspiciously: "What is your situation?" Could it be that there are some ulterior secrets of your soul skills? Is it possible to attract 404 Divine Beasts and Harmony Divine Beasts? ”
Yuan Wenwen looked confused, "What is the 404 Divine Beast, what is the Harmony Divine Beast?" Could it be a 100,000-year-old soul beast? Jiuzhou Chinese
This is not going to happen, it's just that every time the food-based martial soul releases its soul technique, it has to say spells and do some special actions.
It's just that this spell and action are a bit ......."
Li Xiaoshuai waved his hand when he heard this, and said disapprenously: "It's okay!" What are the big men afraid of, isn't it just that the spells and movements are weird? Don't worry, I won't laugh at you. ”
Yuan Wenwen had a little helplessness and resentment on his face, and finally could only agree, "Let's say it first, you can't laugh, if you dare to laugh at me, even if you are a soul king, I will definitely bite off a piece of meat on you!" ”
Li Xiaoshuai said: "Don't worry, manly man, it's hard to chase after a man, if you don't laugh, don't laugh, you can rest assured." ”
Yuan Wenwen saw that Li Xiaoshuai's attitude was really resolute, took a deep breath, and adjusted his state.
The two hands and ten fingers are crossed and stretched out in front of him, his eyes are looking straight ahead, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, and his hands are shaking.
"I want to eat meat, Hao is inconspicuous artificial meat~"
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I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
The scene was embarrassing for a while, Li Xiaoshuai's eyes widened in shock, and he estimated that he could put down an apple with his mouth open.
Can you imagine a rough man shaking his hands together in front of him, his mouth pursed, and he said in a coquettish tone, "I want to eat meat"?
Li Xiaoshuai said that he had seen him with his own eyes, and his eyes were about to be blinded, really, he had thought that Yuan Wenwen's spells and actions would be more strange, and he also thought that Yuan Wenwen's spells and actions would be dirty.
I just didn't think that Yuan Wenwen's spells and movements would be so, so, so spicy!
Recalling what Yuan Wenwen said before, Li Xiaoshuai just wanted to say, brother, you think too much, your spells and actions make me not laugh at all, I want to wash my eyes and ears now.
It's so spicy for the eyes!
Li Xiaoshuai's expression was stunned for a long time, Yuan Wenwen didn't bother him, looking at Li Xiaoshuai's strange expression, he thought that Li Xiaoshuai was now forcibly holding back his smile, and couldn't help but feel a lot higher about Li Xiaoshuai.
This guy actually kept his promise so much, in order not to laugh, his face was deformed, I Yuan Wenwen recognized you.
After a long time, Li Xiaoshuai finally recovered, and when he saw the long, yellow thing in Yuan Wenwen's hand, the whole person was not good.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?
Isn't your martial soul meat? How to make personal meat (something like bean skin)! Is artificial meat also meat? Isn't it a soy product? It's not scientific! Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?
(Boss: Hehe, I'll tell you about fantasy, you tell me about science?) This in itself is unscientific. )
"What are you?" Li Xiaoshuai forcibly suppressed the complaint in his heart and asked curiously.
Speaking of this, Yuan Wenwen came to the spirit, with a hint of pride on his face, "My first soul technique is called inconspicuous artificial meat, and the effect is to make everyone and everything ignore the eater for a minute.
My first soul skill is like artificial meat, inconspicuous and easy to overlook.
When it comes to artificial meat, people will subconsciously think that it is a soy product, not meat, but in fact, artificial meat is also meat, but it is different from the meat we usually eat.
Artificial meat is plant-based meat, and the meat we eat is all animal meat. ”