The North American release of "Hot Mom and Hot Girl" is scheduled for August 11, so the premiere is not early.

The reason why it was arranged at the end of the summer file is mainly because of the tacit understanding of all parties under the market downturn.

On May 5, DreamWorks took the lead and fired the first shot of the summer season with "Gladiator";

On May 24, Paramount launched "Mission Impossible 2" during the prime time of the summer file, which collected the box office wildly;

On June 30, Warner presented "The Perfect Storm" in the middle of the summer season;

And on July 21, "Crisis" invested by DreamWorks finally met with everyone.

On the surface, none of these movies have much to do with each other, but if you take out all the big names in the film, and eat "The Perfect Storm" star George Clooney with the previous "Spy", then you will find that these big-name movies are all related to the Jewish gang, so that in line with the principle of their own people not beating their own people, these mutually competitive movies are released two or three weeks apart, and it becomes the norm.

Although the Olsen sisters are not members of the Jewish gang, they are also included in it because of Roland's relationship, and in this case, "Hot Mom and Hot Girl", which has little investment, is naturally assigned to the end of the summer file.

If you were someone else, you might complain a few times because of this.

But for Roland, it doesn't matter if it's May, June, July or August.

Because the sisters originally took the route of idols, like him, they all rely on their faces to eat.

In this case, as long as there is a face, then I am not afraid that the movie will not sell at the box office!

Of course, self-confidence does not equal conceit, when the world premiere was held in Los Angeles on August 9, in addition to the main creative team all present, the major media that had received pen fees also came, with "Variety", "Empire", "Hollywood Reporter" and more than 100 reporters led by the ability to make money to the premiere red carpet is full, and the stars who came to cheer are countless, in addition to Roland's old acquaintances, Disney will also bring those Mickey Mouse Club talent stars to promote.

Belch......

Well, Disney's official words are to help with publicity, but in reality, these guys are no different from rubbing popularity.

Take High Commander Ryan Gosling, for example, his collaboration with Rachel McAdams on "The Love Notebook" is the real hit, but that thing is still early, and now he is a fledgling little newcomer;

Although the current Sister Cha's future mother, Christina Aguilera, sang the theme song "Reflection" of "Mulan" and won this year's Grammy Award for Best Newcomer, but compared with the Olsen sisters, the popularity is still a little lower;

Jia Tingting Justin Timberlake, his biggest achievement now is just to soak Britney;

And Britney Spears, the youngest female singer of Diamond Records ever, is holding an autograph book at the moment, carefully wandering around the venue, asking for autographs from the big names present......

"Oh! Ms. Foster! I love your performance of The Silence of the Lambs! Can you give me an autograph? ”

"Mr. De Niro! I'm looking forward to your collaboration with Stiller on Meet My Father-in-Law, can you give me an autograph? ”

"Jacques! Jaequin! You're playing Commodus! Can you give me an autograph? ”

The excited and eager words made Xiao Tiantian gain the favor of the public, and at the same time that she was satisfied, Roland, who was watching the voice, laughed unexpectedly after seeing the four people who were acting in a group.

"What's wrong?" Kate, who took him by the arm and greeted the acquaintances who came to cheer him, asked.

"It's nothing, I just think Disney has a good eye." Roland shook his head.

"Disney has a good eye?"

Kate repeated Roland's words, and after she saw the appearance of the four of them, she said in agreement: "Yes, these four people selected by Disney's Mickey Mouse Club are quite talented, if Disney relies on them to enter the record industry, then these four guys may be able to make their performance all the way to popularity, maybe in a few years, the pattern of the record industry will be rewritten by them!" ”

Hehe!

Roland pursed his mouth and forcibly refused to break the news to his mother-in-law, because what he said about Disney's good vision was referring to Disney's selection of a group of mothers, not how good their talent was!

The most typical is Jia Boss Justin Timberlake, 04 years, at the halftime performance of the 38th Super Bowl, Jia Boss cooperated with Michael Jackson's sister Jenny Jackson, at the end of the performance, when Boss Jia and the other party posed, they tore off each other's corsets, and then, Jenny Jackson's spring light passed the CBS broadcast and spread all over the world.

The incident caused an uproar, and the two were also rejected by the Grammys of the year.

Not only that, but they also became the first on the hot search list that year, and in 07, Guinness World Records even awarded them the record certification of the world's first hot search on the Internet.

In addition to him, the incident of wiping his mother's *** and Xiao Tiantian being controlled by his parents has been a big melon for many years, and Commander Gao, because he didn't take out the Star-Spangled Banner in "The First Man on the Moon", was directly sprayed into distorting history, and the national country fell into the abyss.

These four guys pick out one at random, and none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, but if they are put together?

That's Disney's over!

Because wiping their butts can make their minds explode!

"Hey, hey! What are you doing here? ”

Just when Roland was pondering what kind of shit luck Disney had taken to not be dragged down by them when the four of them were selected, an obscene voice suddenly entered their ears.

When I looked up, the truck driver was holding Susie Amis and smirking at the two.

"What do you mean by hiding? James, that's a terrible thing to say! ”

Roland's face was full of disgust, "This is my home field, isn't it normal for me to appear anywhere?" ”

"It's you, why didn't you invite me when you got married this year?"

That's right, James Cameron got married again this year, and the time was just two months ago on June 4th.

If it was according to the previous arrangement, they would hold a simple wedding in their hometown, and once again enter the palace of marriage with the blessings of relatives and friends, but soon after Roland went to Europe, he suddenly learned that the wedding was reduced in scale.

Except for his closest relatives, none of his friends were invited, and because of this, Roland could only send blessings through the air.

However, just as Roland pretended to be questioned, James Cameron hit him back.

"Didn't you suddenly hear that you were planning a wedding?"

"The scale is so big, no matter how much I prepare, there are no bright spots!"

"Oh roar! It turns out that you are such a formalistic person! ”

Roland smiled and said, "I really didn't see it before!" ”

"But doesn't that also prove that you love Susie very much?"

"If not, then you definitely don't care how the form makes her feel!"

When the two sides communicated, they did not hide it, so their words were naturally heard by the two ladies.

And after discovering the core of Roland's deprecation and exaggeration, Susie Emiston, who played Ruth's granddaughter in "Titanic", smiled like a flower, and while taking the initiative to lean towards her husband, she also replied, "Then does this also prove that you love Kate very much?" If not, then how could you arrange the wedding on Kate's birthday? ”

"Haha~Of course~" For such an association, Roland naturally accepted it cheekily.

But when he just turned his head and left a mark on Kate's red lips to prove his joy, James Cameron snorted deliberately and said, "Hey, you're wrong, don't you know him yet?" As a guy who hasn't had a birthday in the past ten years, isn't he lazy to schedule his wedding anniversary on Kate's birthday? ”

As soon as these words came out, Kate and Susie laughed.

As if poked in the sore spot, Roland glared at the truck driver.

"If I'm kicked out of the house by Kate tonight, don't think about it!"

The slight rebuke made the truck driver tremble.

But in the next second, he blew his nose and broke the gong.

This situation made Roland sneer and smile, and while giggling, he also formally raised his hand and shook the old man.

"Happy newlywed, James."

"Thank you, Roland."

After a brief chat, there was already a call to enter.

Familiar found his seat, and when Roland sat down, Kate suddenly turned around and asked in a low voice, "Is it true?" ”

"What?" Roland didn't react for a moment.

"Is what James said true?" Kate emphasized.

'Hold the grass ......'

Roland, who understood, smiled wryly, although he knew in his heart that he had arranged his wedding anniversary on Kate's birthday because he was afraid that he would be targeted by his mother-in-law when he forgot it later, but how could he admit this kind of problem!

So, he shook his head and said, "You listen to his nonsense, I just can't remember my birthday." ”

'Can't remember your birthday?' Isn't your birthday the first of January? Kate frowned suspiciously, however, when she pondered it thoroughly, a happy slap directly greeted Roland's arm, "Get out!" ”

While the two whispered, the main creative team had already taken the stage one after another to make speeches.

The uninspired official clichés cooperated with the popular actors in the audience, and in less than ten minutes, all the links were completed.

The scene gradually quieted down, the lights dimmed, and when the screen was lit up, the Disney logo with white letters on a blue background was slowly revealed.

Like all Disney live-action movies for teenagers, the movie cuts straight to the theme with a piece of light music, and the relationships between single-parent families are clearly introduced through the game of all parties when they get up in the morning.

When the alarm clock rings, Anna played by the Olsen sisters wants to lie in bed, and the mother played by Jodie Foster hopes that her daughter can be self-disciplined, during the back and forth wake-up period, the mother becomes more and more impatient with her daughter's performance, and in the end, she goes straight to the door, hoping to pull her daughter off the bed, and Anna, who wants to fight, grabs the head of the bed and does not let go, until her brother comes to the fire with a horn, she is annoyed by the noise and can't bear it, so she bursts out and jumps out of bed.

When the simple family conflict is engraved in the audience's mind, the camera takes a turn, and when the mother played by Jodie Foster sends her daughter played by the Olsen sisters to school, the ensuing campus relationship is also presented to the public.

As soon as Anna got out of the car, she met her rival who was wearing the same clothes as herself, and she was embarrassed by the helplessness of hitting her shirt.

In the next second, the picture flashed, Anna was complaining about the pain of Fang Cai to her two sworn friends, venting her dissatisfaction, and with only three sentences, she had already put her extroverted personality and masculine speech and demeanor on the screen.

If this progress has been extremely fast.,Then,Next,In the process of Anna going to the classroom,She met the male master she liked.,After entering the classroom,,She received an English test paper that was scored F.,At the end of class,,She went to the teacher to theorize.,But because the teacher thinks she's talking back.,So she was punished to go to the confinement room to calm down.,And when you go to the confinement room to eliminate the punishment,The conversation with the teacher in charge without scruples.,It's a familiar show of both sides.。

When these plots are finished, the movie only runs for five minutes.

That's right, it's so fast!

Not a hint of water!

In just three hundred seconds, the audience has already seen Anna's ego and rebellion, she does not obey her mother's control, does not obey the teachings of her teachers, has a poor relationship with her classmates at school, and is still a frequent visitor to the confinement room......

This series of labels made her a problem girl, and the next five minutes magnified that.

As soon as the camera turned, her mother, who is a psychiatrist, was busy working, equipped with five mobile phones, she took turns to receive calls from different patients, and after a brief introduction to her mother's hard work, the picture of returning to campus again can make people popular.

Because in physical education class, Anna, who was hit in the head by volleyball many times due to her poor technique, took revenge on others, and was once again imprisoned in a confinement room.

If that's all there is to it, then forget it.

When she returned home and found that her electric guitar had been taken out by the bear child to be struck, Anna retaliated by wrapping her opponent's head in her panties and blindfolding her brother.

No matter how the other party shouts for mercy, he doesn't care.

Not only that, but she also pretended to have nothing to do with her guitar and went to the garage to practice with her fellow bandmates.

The point is that the practice is even if it is, but the ensuing sound makes the noisy mother unable to communicate with the younger brother, and the grandfather can only talk to everyone at the top of his voice, and when the stepfather yells to celebrate the big sale of his mother's books, Anna, who practices the guitar in the garage, has a clearer image of no one in her eyes.

Later, when Mom forcibly turned off the power and forced them to come out-

The dispute between the two sides made the young man's ego and rebellion all over the screen.

It is no exaggeration to say that Anna at this moment is a representative of young people.

The spirit of the newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers is both delightful and disgusting.

And the film critics sitting in the venue were also muttering -

"It seems like Disney hasn't made this kind of anti-genre youth film for a long time."

"It's true that they can please young audiences by making movies with this kind of homeopathic thinking, but aren't they afraid of causing dissatisfaction and backlash among parents? This kind of-for-tat, I'm afraid it will teach bad children! ”

"Hey! You have to worry about it, which Disney movie is not a family carnival? If there is no villain, it will end happily, and the villain with a villain will definitely wash his name to help the protagonist, wait and see, this is definitely Disney's reversal routine. ”