Chapter 70: I met Bai Sishao again
"Are you scared?"
"No...... Don't be afraid. β
"Ding, Huang Yulian was scared by you, shouldn't you have made a big deal again? β
Chen Fan raised his foot and said seriously: "I accidentally stepped on an ant just now." β
Oh, ants, it's okay, it's okay.
Huang Yulian glanced down, the whole person was not good.
Is that an ant? Have you ever seen an ant the size of a fist? Have you ever seen a mountain of ants?
Each ant had a human face and crawled frantically towards them.
"Ahh β
Run, regardless of three, seven, twenty-one, run.
Run first and then talk.
In a trance, a figure flew past him.
"You're too slow, they're going to catch up, come on. β
β......γ β
Bastard, you made it your own and let me suffer.
"Ding, Huang Yulian cursed you never to lift, and the experience is added by one. β
"Ding, Huang Yulian cursed you to walk on the street, you were hit by stones when you went out, and your cultivation went crazy, and your experience was added to one. β
"Ding, Huang Yulian cursed you...... , plus one experience. β
Such a vicious woman, do you want to kill me?
"Ding, a woman is an existence you can't afford to provoke. β
"Ding, the curse takes effect. β
Bang!
Hit the streets.
It hurts.
His head hit the stone, and Chen Fan was dizzy.
It's okay, I'm thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so it's out of the way.
As soon as he stood up, a lump of fell from the air, and Chen Fan had already prepared and dodged.
"Hmph, little look, this little trick still wants to harm me, naΓ―ve. β
Then, a piece of feces the size of a house fell, hitting Chen Fan.
At that moment, Chen Fan wanted to die.
The ants saw the dung and gave up chasing Chen Fan in disgust.
Huang Yulian was about to be tragic, she endured nausea, pinched her nose, and smeared feces on her body with tears in her eyes.
Woo, Chen Fan, I hate you to death.
Whew, it stinks.
Danger, disappear.
Curse, cancel.
Chen Fan looked at Huang Yulian powerlessly, you are a big guy, I can't afford to provoke you.
"Let's break up. β
Break up your sister, we haven't been together.
"Ding, Huang Yulian wants to curse you, plus one experience. β
Don't, eldest sister, you're a fork, I'm convinced.
Chen Fan didn't dare to stimulate this eldest sister, for fear that he would suffer.
Fortunately, it was himself, and if he was someone else, he died a long time ago.
"The twisted melon is not sweet, let's go our separate ways, you choose first. β
From now on you go south, I go north.
Well water does not interfere with river water.
Huang Yulian took Chen Fan's hand and wiped feces on his face.
"Look at you, your face is dirty. β
"Sister loves you, brother. β
No, we don't.
Chen Fan righteously rejected her kindness.
"It's impossible for us. β
"Brother, how can you bear to abandon my sister and me, without me, your life will have no color. β
No, you're thinking too much.
With you, my life is colorless.
Divide it.
For everyone's good.
Huang Yulian stuck to Chen Fan and didn't leave.
Danger is everywhere, and if you don't find a thigh to hold onto, you will die a miserable death.
Although he is unreliable and often engages in things, he is still somewhat useful when it is critical.
"Brother, don't you need a beautiful woman to serve you?"
"Where's the beauty?"
"Ding, Huang Yulian took a thousand critical hits. β
No love.
Huang Yulian wants to launch the strongest move, the curse technique.
Chen Fan coughed and surrendered.
Let's go together.
First, find a place to take a shower.
The taste is too strong and disgusting.
After walking around, there was no place to take a bath, and the two looked at each other bitterly.
"What now?"
"I don't know. β
"Otherwise, we'll look for it again. β
"Okay. β
Keep looking.
My body is too smelly, and I'm not in the mood to do things.
Find, find, find.
Half an hour later.
They ran into old acquaintances.
Chen Fan walked up quickly and caught Bai Sishao who was about to escape.
The high-spirited Bai Sishao looked at the world and said, "That person who doesn't have long eyes wants to harm me." β
"Believe it or not, I sent an army of a million to destroy you. β
"Don't pretend, Bai Sishao. β
The fourth young master of the Bai family couldn't pretend anymore, so he turned back bitterly.
It's so strong, it stinks, it's no, I'm going to vomit.
"Gross. β
Huang Yulian stared at him, and Bai Sishao stared at her.
"Gross. β
Am I that ugly?
Okay, you, Bai Sishao, are .......
The old lady wants you to eat, and smear a handful of fragrant good things to plug Bai Sishao's mouth.
Don't eat it, right, I won't let go.
Let you vomit, make you disgusted with the old lady.
The woman is ferocious, and it is very terrifying.
Seeing this, Chen Fan stepped back, warning himself in his heart not to offend a woman in the future, even if this woman looked at the garbage.
Bai Sishao suffered humiliation, and his tears did not drip with money.
It stinks, as a cleanliness person, it's .......
"The old lady asked you, is the old lady beautiful?"
"Beautiful. β
"Tell the truth. β
"It's not beautiful. β
Smack.
Huang Yulian moved her hands and didn't give face.
Hit directly, one meal is not enough, and another meal.
"Am I beautiful?"
"Beautiful. β
"Tell the truth. β
"Beautiful. β
Smack.
Another beating.
Bai Sishao was stunned.
I said beauty, why are you still beating me.
"Not convinced, right, good. β
I didn't.
"Smack. β
Sure enough, women can't be reasonable.
Bai Sishao tragically became a pig's head, and his body was full of feces.
Chen Fan patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Everything will pass." β
In the past, your sister, if it weren't for you, how could I .......
I, Bai Sishao, am a nine-rank master, and I almost broke through the grandmaster, and I want revenge.
As a genius, I worked hard to cultivate, and finally I had to pretend to be forced once, and the result was .......
"Yes, it's all a nine-rank martial artist, yes, worthy of being my little brother. β
"I'm not your little brother. β
Chen Fan said to Huang Yulian: "You go on, I don't know this person." β
"Big brother, big brother. β
It's useless.
Huang Yulian has already done it, don't die like that.
Hit, hit.
Small, dare to say that the old lady is not beautiful, I want to die, right?
Bai Sishao was convinced and didn't dare to speak.
lowered her head, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law.
"Big brother won't hurt you. β
"Hmm. β
It's you, if it weren't for you and me, .......
Dare to be angry but dare not speak.
"Say, where is there a place to take a bath nearby, don't say you don't know, the consequences are serious, you think about it. β
Bai Sishao didn't know, he didn't know anything.
I wanted to say it, but I couldn't.
"I ...... Know. β
"Lead the way. β
Gain two waves of XP, two, you're so kind.
Especially Bai Sishao, who provided more than a dozen experience points at once, I can't afford it.
"You're scolding me in your heart?"
Bai Sishao, who was taken aback, hurriedly denied it, how did he know that I scolded him.
"No, how is it possible, big brother, you are the big brother I admire the most. β
"Ding, Bai Sishao said that you are shameless, cheeky, and you have to pretend not to know, if you can't beat it, he wants to kill you now, and the experience is plus one. β
"Really?"
Beat it up.
No reason, no reason.
Bai Sishao roared angrily whether there are human rights or not, and whether they can continue to be together.