298 Monkey Statue
It was another unlucky day, not to mention the fifth place in the exam, on the way home from school, Mikaka had just ridden halfway to the ......
"Poof!" Flat tire!
No way! Mikaka looked up to the sky and shouted, why did God do this to me?!
He looked left and right, looking for a bicycle shop to repair his bike. These days, car repair shops are harder to find than bookstores.
Just as Mikaka was looking around, he turned around and saw Saiki driving a pink supercar from the direction of the school. me?! This guy ...... What kind of supercar does a middle school student drive! Showing off your wealth is not afraid of being touched!
It's still pink, don't you want to be so sassy!
Moreover, it is different from the last supercar! Qi Mu didn't lie, he really had a luxury car in a garage!
It's infuriating. Mikaka gritted the corner of her clothes, her teeth itching with hatred.
One rides a broken bicycle, and the other drives a supercar.
Why is the gap in life so big?
No matter, ask him for a favor!
Mikaka dropped his bike and stopped in the middle of the road.
"Hey! Qi Mu, lend me ten yuan to repair the car. β
As a result, the supercar had no intention of braking, but instead drove faster and faster, with the intention of knocking Mikaka into the air.
Your sister! Want to kill me!
Mikaka couldn't be provoked, so he was so frightened that he ducked to the side.
As the car passed, a splash of water spilled all over him.
"......" Mikaka threw the bicycle away, pointed to the back of the supercar and scolded, "You girl, die Qimu, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" β
That pink supercar has long since gone away, and who cares about the poor Mikaka.
Mikaka was wet and pushing a broken bicycle, not to mention how embarrassed she looked.
Stinky Qi Mu, dead Qi Mu, wait and see. I'll get my revenge.
Mikaka scolded as he walked, anyway, he said a lot of angry words all day long. For revenge Qi Mu, he didn't have much hope. According to the calculation rules of the decay system, he estimated that it was possible to reach a decay value of 10,000 points only after decay.
Mikaka pushed the cart and got onto the flyover.
There was an elderly woman sitting on a small bench with a stall in front of her.
There are all kinds of small items on the stalls. It's no different from a regular hawker.
"Young man, help me." And the old woman has gray hair, a vicissitudes of voice, and is dressed very plainly, which looks really pitiful.
Mikaka couldn't help but stop.
"Old woman. How do you mess around on the flyover? Be careful of being caught by the bracing. β
"Young man." The old woman let out a long sigh and told her poor background. It turned out that she had three sons and two daughters, but they were all unworthy children and grandchildren, and they only kicked her around as a burden. The old woman had no choice but to work as a hawker every day to earn some money to subsidize her livelihood.
"You're as old as my grandson. Alas, speaking of which, I haven't seen my grandson for a long time. "The old grandmother probably misses her grandson, and her eyes are moist. She lifted her crumpled arm to wipe the corners of her eyes.
The kind-hearted Mikaka was moved by compassion, although he was a poor boy, but when he saw such a poor old grandmother, he also asked in the spirit of helping if he could:
"Old woman, how do you sell this thing?"
"Hmm. You can just give some of it. Look at fate. The old woman said.
"That's it." Mikaka took out his wallet and counted it, it really deserved to be the configuration of poor dicks...... It's only thirteen dollars plus five cents.
He gritted his teeth, pulled out ten dollars, and picked up a gadget from the stall, presumably a keychain or something.
"I buy this. May I? β
"Yes. But five dollars for this keychain is enough. Wait, I'll get you the money. β
"No, no. No need. Mikaka quickly pushed back, "No need to look for it." β
"That's not going to work. I sell things and don't deceive. The old woman said, rummaging through the bag, but could not find the change.
"Grandma, if you can't find change, forget it." Mikaka persuaded.
The old woman suddenly raised her eyes and stared at him, but stared at Mikaka a little uncomfortably.
"Young man, I see that your Yin Tang is black and covered with dark clouds, is it not very bad luck recently?"
Huh? Is this old woman a fortune teller or a stall?
Can you even look at the photo?
"Wait, lad."
The old woman said, and took out a monkey-shaped wooden carving from her box. It is about thirty or forty centimeters tall, hand-worn, and the monkey is lifelike.
The old woman handed him the monkey statue, "Buy this, young man." This thing can help you transport. β
"Ahh Really?! β
"I kid you not."
"However, this thing seems to be quite expensive. I'm afraid I won't have enough money. β
"Look at our fate. Ten dollars to sell you. β
"Really. Thank you! Mikaka happily exchanged the monkey statue for ten dollars.
He took it in his hand and examined it carefully.
This monkey statue is made of wood, which is vivid, but the form of this monkey looks a little eerie and gives people a sense of bad luck. And it seemed to be smiling at Mikaka.
Hey...... What an ugly monkey. Mikaka complained in her heart, but it was not good to say it to her face, so she had to put it in her schoolbag first.
Does it really bring good luck to Mikaka, though?
Although Mikaka is not superstitious, he is so decrepit that he really needs to change his luck.
After saying goodbye to the old woman, Mikaka pushed his bicycle and walked off the overpass.
I really hope that I don't have to be a decrepit boy again.
But at this moment, the old woman on the overpass stood by the railing, staring at his distant back, and suddenly let out a sneer.
At this time, her appearance also changed.
From a gray-haired old woman to a sexy and charming beauty. She was the Conjuregrator Dragonwoman, wearing a hood and a black robe, and her rosy lips were smiling. In her eyes, Mikaka's figure on the street walked farther and farther away, gradually disappearing around the corner.
This boy is the god?
Hehe, I can't see it. Long Po was thinking about it, and suddenly-
Someone tapped her on the shoulder.
She turned back. I saw two men standing behind me, wearing chengguan uniforms.
"Hey. These things, are they yours? β
"It's mine. What's wrong? β
"Don't you know that selling on the street is a violation of the city's management regulations?"
"Huh?"
"Come with us. Accept the fine. If you don't pay, you'll be arrested and sent to jail for a few days. β
"What?!" Before she could react, she was grabbed by the wrist by one man, and the other man cleaned up her stall.
"Wait. Big brother, give me a chance! β
Long Po was also too unlucky, and she was arrested by Chengguan for setting up a stall.
This decay has to fight with Mikaka!
Over there, Mikaka was still pushing a broken bicycle on the way home.
Finally, it's very close to home. Turning the corner is the street of his house.
Unexpectedly, the road was narrow, and Mikaka actually saw Qi Mu's pink supercar parked on the side of the road, which was exactly the same.
This guy who flaunts his wealth, when you meet me, count you unlucky!
Hee-hee. Mikaka smiled secretly, put away the bicycle, and quietly cated over.
I looked left and right first, but I didn't see Qi Mu's figure.
Maybe somewhere to buy something. Just right, give him a chance to do bad things.
Laugh at! Stinky Qimu, don't blame me for being ruthless, who made you so dragged so much?!
Mikaka picked up a rock and crouched next to the supercar.
Hehe, he's going to do something bad, that is, to cut a hole in Qi Mu's supercar.
Forgive Mikaka, he's been bullied enough, and he's depressed in his heart. Besides, the enemy is Qi Mu, and no matter how ruthless Mikaka is, he will not feel guilty.
Unexpectedly, Mikaka just made a cut of less than three centimeters.
Suddenlyβ
"Hey! What are you doing?! β
Did I get caught red-handed?
Mikaka broke out in a cold sweat, sat down on the ground, and then looked back profusely in a sweat.
Obediently, scare him. Standing behind him were two elementary school students he knew, and Li Lei and Han Meimei.
And Han Meimei pointed at him, like a model student saluting the red flag in a Chinese textbook, and she said, "Kakago, what are you doing?" β
"I ...... I'm tying my shoelaces! Mikaka pretended to crouch down and tie his shoelaces.
However, what he is wearing today ...... It's a pair of casual shoes without laces.
It's embarrassing.
Acting goofs.
Mikaka looked at the two little kids and smiled, "You're out of school?" Hurry home, or your parents will be worried. β
"Hmph, don't try to break us up!" Li Lei looked decent, "Kakago, you're planning to spend someone else's car." β
"I didn't." Mikaka shook her head hurriedly.
"And the stone in your hand, what's the matter?"
"I ......" Mikaka hurriedly threw away the stone in his hand, the tool of the crime.
But it's too late.
His crimes could not escape the sharp eyes of the Young Pioneers.
Li Lei's school uniform has three poles on his shoulders, a proper class cadre. When you encounter bad things, you have to see the road uneven and roar! "Kakago, I'm going to report you!"
"Brother Lei! Wait! "What kind of life Mikaka lives.
Give people as a licking dog every day. Even elementary school students can ride on his head.
"What's wrong. Kadi? Li Lei crossed his arms and looked like a class cadre.
This little kid will definitely be running to be a leader in the future.
"Brother Lei, can you not report me?"
"What do you say?"
"Brother Lei, let's be honest, the owner of this sports car is a big villain, and I'm doing harm for the people."
"That's not going to work either." Han Meimei even had a righteous and awe-inspiring face: "The teacher taught us that when we see bad things, we must be righteous and courageous." β
Today's elementary school students are so conscious. Mikaka sighed in her heart.
And Li Lei looked at Han Meimei seriously and echoed, "That's right." The teacher also said that good students should each have a backgammon learning machine, and they won't click anywhere. But I haven't bought it yet. β
Han Meimei also said, "I didn't buy it either." My mother said she would wait until I scored 100 points in the next test to buy it for me. β
As he spoke, the eyes of the two fell on Mikaka.
That little expression, that little look......
Mikaka is not a fool, and scolded in his heart, "Phew, this young age will be a slander?" β
Today's elementary school students are too conscious!
Where else will not be ordered? Let's sell advertising!
Seeing that he was hesitant, Li Lei pointed sharply over there, "Ah, there's a policeman uncle over there." β
No, a police car was parked on the side of the road, and the two policemen were chatting. In short, if Li Lei shouted, the police would definitely rush over.
The situation waits for no one, Mikaka saw this, so he had to quickly nod, "Okay, good, buy it for you!" As long as you don't report me. That's it. β
Li Lei pretended to be confused and said, "Brother Mikaka, what are you talking about." I didn't see anything. β
Han Meimei said: "Yes, I didn't see it either." However, Brother Mikaka promised to buy us a backgammon learning machine, which is really a good person. β
"Yes. Brother Mikaka is a philanthropist. β
"Tomorrow's composition class, I must sing the praises of Brother Mikaka."
And just like that, the two of them ran away in a hurry.
Leaving Mikaka to cry and laugh.
What kind of iniquity he has done? was even cheated by two little kids.
After all, it wasn't Qi Mu, the king of the eight lambs, who harmed him?
No way. Thanks to the loss of two learning machines, he must make a few more cuts, otherwise he will be psychologically unbalanced!
Mikaka just wanted to pick up the rocks and make two more strokes on the sports car, but after thinking about it, maybe someone would find him, so he gave up.
He threw away the stone and pushed his bicycle not far away, when suddenly he heard an angry shout from behind.
"! Who rowed my car?! Dog's day, dare to bully Lao Tzu? β
Hey? This voice is not Qi Mu's.
Mikaka looked back, dumbfounded.
I saw a nouveau riche wearing mink fur and a big gold chain holding an Internet celebrity-faced beauty, walking up to the pink supercar, throwing away the cigarette in anger and roaring, "Who did it!?" See if I don't kill you! β
Damn, it turns out that this sports car is not Qi Mu's.
Mikaka was a thief, and he panicked, and hurriedly pushed the bicycle to get away.
What a pity.
"Little rabbit cub in front, stop for Lao Tzu!"
Mikaka was alone in the vicinity. If you don't catch him, you will arrest whom.
Mikaka walked faster and faster, but the nouveau riche had already rushed up. He grabbed Mikaka by the collar and said, "Stinky boy, did you do it?" β
Mikaka pretended to be confused, "Nani? What's the matter? What happenοΌ β
"Don't talk to me!" The upstart grabbed him. "Tell me honestly, did you make a flower on my car?"
"It's not me!" Mikaka showed an extremely sincere and sincere look, "Brother, please look at me, I am a representative of the three good students." How can I do that kind of thing? β
"Ahh Also three good student representatives. I think you did it! β
"Brother. You have to have real evidence! β
"You're alone on this street right now. It's not you, who?! Look at you all dirty, you must be a poor dick and have a hatred of the rich, that's why you broke my car. β
The nouveau riche didn't guess wrong. Mikaka does hate the rich, but he hates Qi Mu's wealth, and he didn't expect to hurt the innocent people by mistake.
In short, just do it, and absolutely can't admit it.
If he admitted, Mikaka couldn't afford to lose the money.
Therefore, he decided in his heart that he would not admit it. See what the other party can do?!
"Woo, brother, it's really not me."
"Boy, do you want to pay the bill?" The nouveau riche was not stupid, pointed to the stone that caused the accident, and said, "Hmph, do you dare to have your fingerprints checked?" If you find your fingerprints on that stone, you're dead. β
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Finished. Mikaka sighed in his heart, he really didn't expect that the other party was quite cultured. I also know that fingerprinting is done to find the murderer.
I grew up watching "Conan"!
Mikaka's forehead was covered with beads of sweat. There is no doubt that the stone has his fingerprints on it.
If you really want to test it, he will not be able to escape.
Oh my God. Send a savior to save me.
Mikaka prayed in her heart.
I never expected it...... His prayer was fulfilled.
"Gah!"
With the sound of brakes, a luxury car stopped beside them. It was an extended version of a top-of-the-line luxury car.
At first glance, it is sky-high.
It's probably a lot more expensive than the pink supercar. Anyway, with a poor ghost like Mikaka, he can't name it.
Mikaka and the nouveau riche were attracted to this sudden luxury car and stared at it.
I saw that the car door slowly opened.
Out of the car came an old man who looked like a housekeeper, and a heroic girl.
These two people are Tsuiya and Sheng Qilu.
They walked up to Mikaka's side, looked respectful, leaned over and said, "Young Master, it's been so long since you got out of school, why haven't you come home yet?" The master was in a hurry at home, so he specially ordered us to come out to find you. β
Yes? Master? Is it me?
Mikaka felt like she was in a dream. When did he become the young master of a rich family?
Even the nouveau riche didn't believe it, "He's your young master?" β
Hidekan Tsuyoya wears white gloves and a suit and leather shoes, and at first glance his clothes are full of famous brands. It's not LV, it's a Patek Philippe watch. Although he is dressed in luxury, he is different from the big gold chain of the nouveau riche, his pride is more restrained and not conspicuous.
He Shi Shiran walked in front of the nouveau riche, "I don't know if this gentleman has any opinions on our young master?" β
The nouveau riche looked suspicious, staring at him and Sheng Qilu. "Really? This kid has such a respectful face, how can it be your young master? β
"This gentleman doesn't know anything." Hidekan Tsuiya patiently explained: "Our young master has a quirk, that is, he likes to pretend to be poor. Moreover, our master hopes to cultivate his hard-working character, so we let our young master ride a bicycle to and from school alone since he was a child. β
Who is this old gentleman? Why help me out.
Mikaka thought to herself, and simply cooperated, "Butler, you came just in time, help me explain." He insisted that I had scratched his car. β
"Young master, don't be impatient, let me come." Hidekan Tsuyoya reassured him.
And go to the nouveau riche. "This gentleman. Hello. If you have any questions, I will answer them for you. β
The nouveau riche looked at Mikaka, still with a look of disbelief, and said to Tsuyoya Hidekan: "You said that he is your young master, what evidence is there?" β
Mikaka, the two goods, also echoed and said: "Yes, what about the evidence." Prove it! β
Prove that he is the eldest young master!
Sheng Qilu on the side looked at him with a speechless expression, his eyes seemed to say, hey, stinky boy, which end are you standing on?
However, Mikaka really wanted to know if Hidden Pavilion Tsuiya could come up with evidence that he was the eldest young master?
But when he saw the Hidden Pavilion Gangya, he smiled contemptuously and said, "Evidence? EasyοΌ β
The way to prove that 'I am a local tyrant' is actually very simple, that is, - show off your wealth!
Hidden Pavilion just clapped his hands, and suddenly, "Boom! β
It seems to have been rehearsed a long time ago, and more than a dozen dazzling supercars are driving from the streets. Among them, there are many Brady Veyron, Porsche, Lamborghini, Koenigsegg, Maybach, Ferrari and many more. The price of each car is equivalent to a commercial house in the center of Chaoshen.
It's a luxury car show. Passers-by stopped and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
It's rare to see so many luxury cars, and you must put it on the circle of friends to express your admiration for the local tyrant.
The row of supercars stopped in front of Tsuyoya Hidekan.
Immediately afterwards, a group of black-clothed people walked down from the car one after another, and looked at the Hidden Pavilion with respect, "Good housekeeper." β
Then, he made a big salute to Mikaka, "Hello young master!" β
Wow! Mikaka was shocked, a little overwhelmed, raised his hand tremblingly, and blurted out, "Zhongqing's family is flat." β
Well! It feels like being enthroned!
As for the nouveau riche, he was even more stunned and stunned on the spot.
can call so many luxury cars at once, it's not a super tycoon, I guess I can't do it.
In comparison, the luxury car of the nouveau riche is too shabby.
And that's not all.
Sheng Qilu walked over to him and took out his business card, "Dear, this is our company, you are welcome to visit when the time comes." β
The nouveau riche took the business card and looked at it, almost with weak feet, unable to stand.
The business card reads, God...... Tendoin ?!!!
The nouveau riche looked at them tremblingly, "You are the Heavenly Dao Academy Consortium that has recently made a fortune in the business world?" β
This Heavenly Dao Academy, but all the upper class society in Chaoshen City have heard of it.
Because Tiandao Academy has been very awesome in the business world recently, various mergers and acquisitions, and the stock has soared after listing, and it has become a demon stock sought after by everyone. I don't know how many companies are looking forward to working with them.
It just so happened that this nouveau riche construction company also wanted to bid for a project in the Heavenly Dao Academy. Naturally, he didn't dare to offend this big customer.
He hurriedly accepted the business card. Hippie smiled and patted Mikaka's dust off.
"This young master, I didn't scare you. I was rude just now. I've wronged you. I make amends to you! β
"Humph! Just say sorry to a good person? Mikaka crossed his arms and looked unforgiving.
The nouveau riche couldn't afford to offend, so he had to slap himself, "Young master, it's me who is wrong." Please forgive me. β
"Humph! Count you as acquaintances! . β
Mikaka let out a bad breath and waved his hand happily, letting the nouveau riche roll with his Internet celebrity.
At this moment, Mikaka knew that being a local tyrant who everyone was fighting for was simply a cool article in the online article!
Refreshing! Happy! Hi Pi!
Seeing the nouveau riche drive away, Mikaka asked Tsuiya and Sheng Qilu of the Hidden Pavilion, "Both, who are you, and why do you want to help me?" β
Sheng Qilu said: "We were ordered by the master to come to help. β
"Your master? Who is it? β
"You come with us, that is. Our host was pleased. β
"Huh?" Mikaka was stunned.
However, several men in black were already standing behind him.
It was clear that he had to go if he didn't want to.
It's weird, Mikaka thought to himself, he doesn't remember knowing any local tyrants.
In any case, Mikaka was taken to a Japanese-style garden by the gang.
From the outside, it looks like the headquarters mansion of the kind of club that is common in Japanese dramas. There are many black-clothed people patrolling back and forth around the mansion, and the level of security is staggering. Mikaka sweated a little.
This place, how does it look like the territory of the black bang.
However, he thought about it. He's just an ordinary high school student, how could he have anything to do with a black bang.
There must be some misunderstanding in it.
"That ......" Sitting in the car, Mikaka couldn't help but ask, "Are you looking for the wrong person?" I don't know your boss. β
Sheng Qilu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned his head, "That's right." What our master invited was Mikaka, who was in the first class of Xiangyun High School, with student number 24. Height 173, weight 65, gender, um...... Not male, not female. β
The information is very accurate!
However, "neither men nor women...... This ......"
"Hmm......" Sheng Qilu looked at his whole body, and finally, his gaze stayed on his chest.
Despite his chest binding, Mikaka's chest was still bulging abnormally.
In the eyes of his classmates at school, he is just a big pectoral muscle.
Only a handful of people know the secret of his big chest.
"Are you...... Shemale? Sheng Qilu said her judgment.
"Phew! I'm not a shemale! "Mikaka really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it.
He just drank the [Boys and Girls Black and White Match] drink of the Demon Spirit Prop House by mistake, and as a result, he hasn't changed his gender back yet.
Alas, there can only be one word to describe it, and that is - miserable.
"So, what's going on with this not being a man or a woman?"
"You ask me. Who do I ask! "Mikaka has a weak heart.
How could he have thought that his current gender was still seen through?
This Heavenly Dao Academy, it's terrifying.