Chapter 358 Licking the Dog to the End, Nothing Left (Ask for Subscription!) )
(The last chapter was driven by a small black house.,The author is working hard to rectify.,The general content is a small theater for transition.,It doesn't affect reading)
And the man and woman, after feeling Su Chen's strange gaze, also glanced at him curiously, not knowing why.
Also, who would have thought that the other party had just gotten off a car that could race to high speed.
And just when Su Chen's heart had not yet eased up, someone spoke again in the QQ group.
This time it's not the platinum author group, but the group chat team of only five people.
The group of pet eggs is always bubbling every day.
This product is really the kind of person who can talk about any topic except writing, which seriously makes people doubt the gold content of his identity as a great god writer.
Mr. Dan: "Alas, is anyone here, I have a good news and a bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear first?" ”
Sansan happened to have just finished driving in the group next door at this time, and he didn't pretend to be dead, so he bubbled in this group and said, "Mr. Dan, you started again?" ”
"Don't make a fuss, I'm serious, you just say you want to hear the good news or the bad news first, right?"
"That'...... Good news? "Three-three.
"The good news is that finally a girl has come to talk to me!" Mr. Dan's eyes were enthusiastic when he sent this message, as if he had won five million.
Sure enough, it's been too long, and I can be excited to talk to my sister like this all day.
"What's the good news? Just chatting for a day, that's all you have to say? "Sansan naturally won't let go of any opportunity to be sarcastic," and then, what about the bad news? ”
"The bad news is that this girl just broke up and came to me just for comfort." The egg was always depressed and typed.
I don't know what he's upset about.
Could it be that there are more than 30 people, and they are still engaged in love triangles and emotional disputes?
No way?
Su Chen felt a chill in his heart, and quickly stopped making up his brain.
Is this Nima under some kind of single spell?
Then, continue to dive and observe the development of the situation.
Sansan, who was present, was obviously not interested in this kind of.
He is a good man who is getting married through a blind date, and he doesn't have any vigorous love for emotion, so he just has a black eye, and he comes over.
As for getting married, it's time to live.
So it's a topic like love for love...... People don't have a cold in Sansan, and they are also a family.
"It's your business, other people's sisters' emotional problems, you still have to intervene?"
Mr. Dan: "It's not a kick, this girl is my friend." ”
"The kind of friend who covets her?"
"Well, almost." Mr. Dan shamelessly admitted it.
probably thinks that he doesn't feel embarrassed even if he is cheeky and has a wave of LSP across a computer screen anyway.
In a group chat.
seemed to be choked by Mr. Dan's statement that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he didn't make a sound for a while.
And after chatting about so much news, it blew up the shadow and the white feather.
Six o'clock was the rush hour for these editors, and the two of them were probably on their way back, so they looked at the group chat when they were idle.
"Yo, what about discussing the emotional affairs of Mr. Dan?"
"To tell you the truth, I am known as the master of supernatural emotions, the editor of the supernatural channel, and no one is more experienced in love than me."
"Wow, are you so reliable?" Eggs are always pleasantly surprised.
Bai Yu ruthlessly debunked: "Then it's because you're the editor in charge of the supernatural channel, right?" ”
...... "Ahem, don't care about these details, Mr. Dan, you continue, don't be interrupted by him." ”
Ignoring embarrassing news, the dark is very active in group chats.
So Mr. Egg also began his storytelling session.
"It's a long story, it was a cold night with wind and snow, and she and I ...... at Hope Elementary School in the fifth grade of elementary school."
"Stop, stop! What about writing this self-media copy? I'll just take the subway and swipe my phone for ten minutes, and you will give me a 123-bar bar? ”
"Okay, I'll make a long story short," Mr. Dan, "It's a friend of mine who broke up with her boyfriend and now comes to me to cry and complain." ”
"Oh? What's going on? As soon as he heard the point, he was also a little interested.
People love to gossip.
It doesn't matter if he's a master of emotion or not.
First of all, he never got tired of this kind of small theater.
Don't think that gossip is a woman's prerogative, once a man's gossip soul burns, it is equally terrifying.
Mr. Dan: "Here's the thing, when she was dating the man yesterday, the man kept asking her to bring her ID card, saying that if she didn't do this, she wouldn't be able to move on to the next step, and then she was not happy." ”
Styx nodded: "Mmmm, isn't this unclear?" How can any woman be willing to go on an Internet café for a date? ”
"Yes, this intention is too obvious, and the Internet café doesn't even have a private room, and there are no two seats connected together in the entire upper seat." Mr. Dan also complained indignantly, not realizing that something was wrong.
However, listening to the conversation between the two, Bai Yu and Sansan jointly typed a question mark.
These two people, and the friend that Mr. Dan said...... What kind of brain circuits are they?
“???”
"Huh? What are you doing with question marks? ”
"It's okay, I'll go face the wall first." There are 10,000 Arceus rushing in Sansan's heart.
- Well, no matter how you say it, there is nothing wrong with the ID card being used like this.
"Oh."
After the egg always didn't know the truth, he continued to tell the story.
"Alas, go on, I think the problem may be here, she is now crying to me for comfort because of the breakup, crying so sad, what should I say in this situation?"
This looks like it's being used as a spare tire.
After taking a big sip of Coke, Su Chen leaned back tactically in front of his mobile phone, but he didn't say this sentence.
Instead, on the public screen, he proposed coldly: "That's it, Mr. Dan, I'll teach you how to reply." ”
"How do you reply...... Wait, isn't this a vampire? "The egg is always startled again.
I didn't expect that even the vampires who had been diving for 10,000 years came out to give themselves a move, and it seems that their group of pets seems to be quite diverse.
Su Chen: "If she cries, you cry too, and it's over." ”
"What do you mean?"
"You cry and say, 'I'm still single in my Chinese New Year's Eve, what is your emotional suffering?'"
Hearing this, Mr. Dan was silent for a moment and then suddenly realized: "Oh! So that she will be distracted and no longer sad? ”
"No!" Su Chen interrupted him seriously, "In this way, she will wake up suddenly-this b is just an old leftover man and old single dog, and it is useless to complain to him." ”
Mr. Dan: "......"
And when the other people saw Su Chen's wonderful operation, they also laughed out loud.
"Hahaha."
"Vampire, you say it's good to step on a horse, and it makes sense."
"Do you feel a sense of enlightenment after listening to the egg?"
"I just feel offended, thank you...... "Mr. Dan."
After a long time, even if you are naïve, you know that the vampires are unreliable.
So he quit the trouble-making team, planning to organize his own language and comfort the little girl.
Maybe the other party will see that he is pleasing to the eye and get along with him, right?
He fantasized beautifully.
Then edited the good news and sent it over:
"Oh, don't be sad for that kind of scumbag, you can't hang yourself on a tree in life, why be obsessed with that person, maybe there are many good men hidden around you."
While comforting people, the egg always does not forget the crazy hints.
However......
The ideal is beautiful and good, but the reality is often cruel.
The girl sent a smile and said, "Thank you, but now I've reconciled with him!" We're going to be playing games in an Internet café, hee-hee, don't bother you, bye! ”
“……”
Looking at the previous paragraph in the chat window......
The egg is always in the messy wind, wanting to cry without tears.
Lick the dog to the end and have nothing.
Is it yourself?
He began to doubt life.
……