Chapter 295: Poison That Can't Run Away!
"Did I say I was going to get your revenge?" Chen Yefeng said slowly.
"You ......" Jiang Xuefen wanted to speak and stopped, she could only sigh deeply, what else could she do with the little man in her photo, of course, she could only be infinitely favored!
"Ahem, help me watch it first, don't let people knock me down, no one will take you to eat chicken!"
One sentence made the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Uncle doesn't really think that the young lady can't eat chicken without you?"
"I'm afraid that the eldest brother forgot how the two young ladies managed to eat chicken in the last game!"
"Uncle is really a shame in our sister world, taking the little sister to eat chicken, and actually being taken by the young lady to eat chicken in a box!"
"If I had found a piece of tofu and killed me, we couldn't afford to lose that person!"
"Uncle, hurry up and get off the air, Xiao Yuan just said that she was waiting for you, don't let her wait in a hurry!"
"Hurry up and get off the air, don't be embarrassed here!"
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Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng pouted, this group of fake fans will all be banned for 365 days another day!
He turned around as he ran, then used his super fast hand speed to install a silencer and fire two shots in a hurry!
"Woo Woo ......"
Then, without waiting for Jiang Xuefen to react, Chen Yefeng turned around again, and said as he ran, "I heard the voice as if this guy was behind, you guys ran first, I made two moves with him!! ”
When it comes to talking nonsense with his eyes open, Chen Yefeng has never been afraid of anyone, what he said is just like the real thing!
While talking, Chen Yefeng switched rifles again, fired two shots, and then switched to silence SKS again and fired two more shots, giving people the assumption that the two sides seemed to be fighting each other!
"Do you see that person?"
At this moment, Jiang Xuefen, who walked to the bridge, also hurriedly asked.
"Yes, this kid has something, it's on par with my marksmanship, it's a ruthless !!" Chen Yefeng naturally carried out the acting to the end, "What, you guys be careful, I'll deal with him, I dare to beat me, unforgivable, I must make him regret offending me, and let him know why the flowers are so red!" He's going to die today, and yes can't keep it, I'm talking !! ”
Listening to his daughter-in-law's words, three question marks appeared on the head of the little apprentice Iguoda Qizi, and the little head felt blank.
"What's the situation? Someone? Where is it? Why didn't I see it! Why does the daughter-in-law seem to be fighting a duel with the air!? ”
"Be careful!" Jiang Xuefen frowned and reminded, still feeling that something was not right, but she didn't know what was wrong.
"Don't worry, the sky doesn't give birth to me Chen Yefeng, the gun is like a long night, a gun comes, kill the whole audience!" After Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he started shooting again, which can be said to have brought the actor's self-cultivation to the extreme.
And after pretending to fight again, Chen Yefeng also stopped shooting, after all, acting can't be too exaggerated, in case it is exposed, it will not be good to be discovered by this woman.
If it was discovered, Chen Yefeng had no doubt that this woman would suddenly give herself a black hand and shoot a black gun.
Then when the time comes, who will you find to reason, although women can't be provoked, but Chen Yefeng doesn't believe in evil, and women can't be provoked, so who will be provoked!
But to tell the truth, the shot just now was really a bit relieving, this woman didn't sleep well at night, and actually came to disturb herself and the little apprentice sweet double row, of course this is an unforgivable thing, okay!
You know, in order to have a sweet double row with the little apprentice, I didn't even bring my own little princess!
As a result, this woman ran over so blindly, which must be unforgivable!
Well...... This time it is a small punishment for this woman, and next time, it will definitely be severely punished!
At this time, Jiang Xuefen can be said to have as many doubts as she wants.
"I said, you really didn't shoot that shot just now?"
After all, Jiang Xuefen always felt that something was not right, and she also took a very careful look at Chen Yefeng when she shot just now, and she didn't seem to see anyone on the other side!
Is it really that I am really old? Blinded?
Impossible, I'm Jiang Xuefen forever eighteen years old!
"You actually doubt me, my God, do you know how sad I am, after I broke off the two of you, you actually doubted me!!" Chen Yefeng said just like the truth, his voice was particularly aggrieved, and he was even more wronged than Dou E.
"You were hit by a silencer, right?"
"yes, it's a silencer!" Jiang Xuefen replied.
"Then you open your presbyopia widely, how can I have a silencer on me!" Chen Yefeng, who has already taken off the muffler, is naturally not afraid of being discovered, and the whole person can be said to be sitting upright!
Jiang Xuefen was far away, squinted slightly, okay, sure enough, the two guns on the little man's body did not have silencers.
But why do you always feel weird?
"Who did you just say about presbyopia, you are presbyopia!" Jiang Xuefen corrected.
"Okay, okay, you're forever young."
"Hmph, that's pretty much it!"
The little apprentice next to him, Igda Zhuzi, still felt that he was a little misty, since it was not his daughter-in-law's prank, what about the person opposite?
Where has he been now? Why didn't he run poison?
In Xiaoyuan's words, is this person playing with snakeskin?
Could it be that he was frightened by his daughter-in-law's aura?
Really! The daughter-in-law is so amazing!
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"Let's hurry up, since he doesn't come out, let's leave him alone, let poison him!"
"No, I was shot in vain, I have to take revenge!"
Chen Yefeng: "......"
This woman is really troublesome, she has to think of a way to do it, otherwise if she waits here all the time, and no one runs the poison, won't he still have to doubt himself?
And, what if she wants to check her backpack on a whim?
Although you don't have to take it out, what if this girl directly puts a shuttle on her back and checks herself into a box?
Isn't this a total loss at that time?
"Little sister, we still listen to our daughter-in-law, let's go quickly, the poison is about to shrink." The little apprentice, Iguoda Qizi, also began to persuade.
persuaded his little man to persuade such a cute young lady, and in the end, Jiang Xuefen also decided to let go of this man who shot herself.
It's just that at this time, the poisonous mist has exceeded three people, and it continues to shrink into the distance.
And the three people who didn't have a car could only speed up their pace.
Sighing slightly, Chen Yefeng also complained to the fans in the live broadcast room.
"Brothers, women can't get used to it, the more they get used to it, the more bastards they are!"
The fans in the live broadcast room are also all ashamed of what Chen Yefeng did.
"There really is your eldest brother, one person performs two roles, it's just like the real thing!"
"Weakly ask, isn't this a chicken live broadcast room, why do I feel like watching a movie again?"
"When it comes to the self-cultivation of actors, I'm afraid there is no one who can compare to my eldest brother!"
"Uncle is really too brute, this kind of person can still broadcast live, we are all guilty!"
"Can anyone tell me, why is the eldest brother so brute, and there are still so many young ladies around him, can he really do whatever he wants if he is handsome?"
"What do you know, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, and the worse the man, the more women love!"
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The three of them ran towards the safety zone, but what made Chen Yefeng desperate was that there were more vehicles or less, none of them.
This made Chen Yefeng feel like a sunday!
Damn, why is my Chen Yefeng such an upright person so unlucky, it must be because of Jiang Xuefen, a woman, that Lao Tzu has been running poison!
But fortunately, the little apprentice Iguoda picked up a lot of medical supplies, so the three of them could also run into the poison circle.
It's just that the problem is that the three people wasted too much time running drugs, and as a result, as soon as they entered the safety zone, the drug circle shrank again, and the three people were going to run drugs again!
After entering the circle, the second safe zone has been refreshed, and it is a living circle of damnation.
And, when they ran into the safe zone, the poison ring began to shrink again!
"Ah~ Why are you so unlucky!" Jiang Xuefen couldn't help but complain.
A game has landed until now, and I have been running non-stop, not doing anything, and running poison again, is this playing PUBG, this is clearly a temple escape!
The little apprentice Iguoda Zizi was even more depressed and very aggrieved, "Daughter-in-law, can you let the poison circle not refresh so far, the Qizi doesn't want to run away from the poison, it's too boring!" ”
Chen Yefeng: "......"
Listening to what the little apprentice Iguoda said aggrievedly, Chen Yefeng wanted to laugh but couldn't.
What I want to laugh at is that this little apprentice who was half-deceived and half-crutched really thinks that he, who is a master, is omnipotent?
This kind of thing is brushing circles, he doesn't count!
What he couldn't laugh at was that he was desperate when he looked at the next safe zone.
Is this still a human game?
Others land to enjoy the excitement and pleasure of the steel gun, but what about themselves, this is running inside the game to exercise?
If PUBG has a Jedi marathon-style competition, Chen Yefeng feels that he will definitely beat everyone and come out on top!
But there's no way, you still have to run away from the drug, or you have to make a box again, and you will be ridiculed by the brothers in the live broadcast room!
"Alas, I don't want to run drugs, but the problem is that there are no cars, we only have to run drugs, and there is no other way!" After Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he also exhaled heavily.
When he ran the drug just now, he didn't look at those car brushing spots, but there was no more, no less, no one!
"I'm not running away, I'm going to be poisoned!" Jiang Xuefen was also desperate, this game was too boring to play, only her little man was still a little warm.
"Really?" Chen Yefeng's eyes lit up, after all, the two of them had a bet.
"Of course it's fake!" Jiang Xuefen naturally didn't want to give up.
"In this way, let's go separately, whoever finds the car, we will go to meet whomever we want!"
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