13. Envy?
Xia Yi woke up from his sleep in a daze, he opened his eyes, and what he saw was a bloody head.
He suddenly came to his senses and sat up.
The head rested on the coffee table in front of the couch, with no body and blood flowing from its broken neck.
Xia Yi saw the mud monster next to him and asked angrily, "Do you want to fight!" ”
Who to scare with your head!
The sludge monster looked at his head, and then at Xia Yi.
"Help me untie the rope." Xia Yi lay down and said to the mud monster without seeing it.
The sludge monster sank into the ground, took a pair of scissors, and cut the rope.
"I'll give this to me." Xia Yi buckled the scissors.
The Sludge Monster did not object.
Xia Yi stood up and moved his body and lifted his head on the coffee table.
He felt a little strange, the Sludge Monster didn't look like a character who would scare him with his head.
He took his head, walked to the window, and made a difference by the light of the moon.
This is the head of that Ah Guang.
He looked at the Sludge Monster in surprise, did the Sludge Monster help him get revenge?
"I'm sorry I wronged you." Xia Yi threw his head aside and said to the mud monster.
The Sludge Monster didn't move, and didn't seem to care.
"How do you know that the owner of this head hit me?" Xia Yi asked curiously.
The scarlet gaze of the sludge monster looked at Xia Yi's feet.
In addition to the floor, only Xia Yi's shadow remained.
It turned out to be a shadow whistleblower!
He stepped on the shadow: What's the use of you telling the truth, stand up and beat him at that time!
"Thank you." He said to the Sludge Monster.
It's quite touching to have such a creature and avenge him after he was beaten.
He remembered that the Sludge Monster had spent the night looking for chickens for him.
Is this something that anyone else can do?
In the face of Xia Yi's gratitude, the red light in the sludge monster's eyes flashed and he regained his composure.
Xia Yi lay on the sofa, took out an apple and ate it, thinking about the future.
The butler's attitude is obvious, either he will be killed by the Sludge Monster, or he will stay here forever.
If the bad environment here is good, Xia Yi doesn't mind living here, but the environment in the living room is not very good.
There was no water, no electricity, not even toilets.
And there is still a corpse on the ground that has not been cleaned up, and now that it is hot, it is estimated that it will decompose soon.
Maybe you should get out of here.
Away from here, he can look for other weirdness, it can't be that all weirdness is the same as the mud monster, right?
After planning the direction, Xia Yi finished eating the apple in his hand and walked to Gong Bucket.
He glanced at the Sludge, who was staring at him.
Sludge monsters are not human, so there is no need to avoid them.
A stream of water, across a parabola, fell into the bucket, making a crisp sound in the silent night.
The red light in the sludge's eyes brightened several degrees, and he stepped back, tripping over a shelf.
Xia Yi saw the appearance of the silt monster and smiled proudly: "Envy? ”
The Sludge was barely humanoid, with limbs and a head, nothing else.
Even if the Sludge Monster had it, Xia Yi was confident that he could surprise the Sludge Monster.
The Sludge Monster propped up the fallen shelf and quickly burrowed into the shadows, vanishing.
Xia Yi's smile became even more proud.
He wiped his hands and went back to the couch, thinking about whether to eat apples or cookies for dinner.
There weren't many cookies left, so I forgot to ask for another one with the Sludge Monster.
He opened the cookie box, and just after taking a bite, two red rays of light reappeared.
The Sludge Monster was halfway out of the shadows, and he dropped something and sank into the ground.
"Wait!" Xia Yi hurriedly said, "Take that head and corpse away!" ”
The mud monster heard Xia Yi's words, and saw Ah Guang's head and the corpse slowly sinking into the ground.
Xia Yi looked at what the sludge monster had left behind, it was a steel cover.
What is it?
Xia Yi curiously lifted the cover, and a burgundy roast chicken appeared in Xia Yi's sight.
It's rotisserie chicken!
And it's a turkey! A whole one!
The turkey is served on a large plate with a pair of knives and forks.
Xia Yi picked up the knife and fork and couldn't wait to eat it.
After three days, he finally ate meat again.
He was a little moved, anyone who ate apples and biscuits for three days would be moved when he saw meat.
He couldn't finish a whole turkey, so he only took a few parts of the delicious part and filled his stomach.
He lay on the couch, contented.
This sludge monster is still quite good, and he actually remembers the roast chicken.
Next time he will not be in front of Him, and he will be called a sludge monster.
Biting another apple to quench his thirst, Xia Yi looked at the ceiling boredly.
In the early hours of the morning, he fell asleep.
After some time, a sound woke him up.
He turned his head to look in the direction of the voice, and saw the butler who had stuck his head into the window.
The butler frowned: "Why aren't you dead yet?" ”
Xia Yi touched his nose: "I feel that this monster is not good, why don't you come in with a new monster?" ”
"Hmph, hubris!" The butler's gaze was not good, "How did you untie the rope?" ”
"This kind of rope, I can break free with a little force!" Xia Yi bragged.
The butler was skeptical, and he glanced around the living room to see the unfinished turkey.
He was shocked: "What's the matter with this roast chicken?" ”
Xia Yi replied: "Didn't my chicken die in battle?" This is waste utilization. ”
"Aren't you a rooster? It's a turkey! The housekeeper's eyes couldn't help but look at Xia Yi's thighs.
"There are two variations of my chicken." Xia Yi added the setting.
"And how did you bake it?" The housekeeper asked three questions.
"I have achieved success in my Samadhi True Fire cultivation." Xia Yi replied.
……
The housekeeper asked all kinds of doubts, and Xia Yi flickered one by one.
"Butler!" A servant's voice interrupted the conversation between the two.
The butler withdrew his head from the window and listened to the servant's report.
The servants and stewards reported.
"What, Ah Guang is dead? Missing your head? ”
The butler put his head back into the window, and he looked at Xia Yi, and the unkindness on his face became even more obvious.
"Master Celestial, I know that you are highly skilled, but there is only one path in front of you now, and that is to be killed by monsters." As he spoke, the housekeeper's eyes stared at Xia Yi.
He took out his pistol and wandered around the window: "I'll give you another day, otherwise I'll let you taste the power of modern technology, and then you won't be as simple as dying." ”
"If you don't die, it will be difficult for me."
With that, the butler pulled his head back and sealed the window.
Xia Yi leaned back on the sofa and sighed.
It seems that he can't stay here, he doesn't want to be tied up and abused by the servants.
Although his fetishes are somewhat extensive, they are not yet widespread to this extent.
Try again tonight.