055 Superweapon
Mikaka cleared the siege, and sat down to eat melons in turn, "Come on!" Brother Shi! I support you spiritually! ”
"Hey! Mikaka, your conscience is broken! ”
"Haven't learned from you?!"
This is called coming and going, loving and killing each other.
Ding Zi and Qin Sijie saw that there was no danger, and they also sat down and ate watermelon.
Shi Zhenxian was about to be.
"You're doing me a favor!"
"We have a weak heart." Mikaka said.
"Where's Big Guy Qimu?"
He didn't know where to go for a long time. I can't count on him to save my life. Shi Zhenxian can only rely on himself. When he saw a pillar, he tried to climb it as hard as he could, but halfway up, he saw a black worm crawling down from it. Another swarm of black worms came up from below.
It's terrible, the upper and lower attacks together, Shi Zhenxian is finished.
"Mother! I don't want to die! ”
He is still a virgin, dead, how unwilling!
He hugged the pillar and cried so much that his snot came out. It's as ugly as it looks. The fear of imminent death caused him to burst into a stinky fart.
"Puff puff!"
"Brother Shi! Pollute the environment before you die?! Don't add ozone to the planet, okay? Qin Sijie covered his nose and was very disgusted.
"You guys die!"
This kind of friendship is already broken.
But something strange happened, since Shi Zhenxian let out a stinky fart, he actually smoked the black worm back.
There's a play!
Dealing with black bugs, it turns out that stinky farts work!
"Puff puff!" Shi Zhenxian didn't care about the image, anyway, he didn't have this kind of high-end goods, so he slid down the pillar and attacked with a stinky fart.
Unexpectedly, the black insects were forced to retreat.
"Holy!" Qin Sijie scolded, covering his nose, the hall was smelly of him. "Don't fart anymore!"
"You think I want to!"
"However, the ability to fart when you want to fart is really not covered." Mikaka expressed his admiration from the bottom of his heart.
It seems that Shi Zhenxian's hidden skill is to fart.
Seeing that Shi Zhenxian had a stinky fart to protect himself, the black insects shifted their targets again and chased after Qin Sijie.
"Holy!" Qin Sijie threw the watermelon and ran away.
The blackworms chased his ass. As he ran, he pulled out the money and threw it back, "Don't chase me!" Give you money! ”
It is said that money is everything. This sentence has been proven to be a fallacy. Because those black worms don't look at banknotes at all.
Instead, it was Shi Zhenxian and Mikaka, and Ding Zi followed behind, picking up money.
"Haha. This month's food expenses have been settled. ”
"Hmm. I want to buy reference books, I want to take the first place! ”
"Qin Gongzi, throw a little more, my Nike basketball shoes will depend on you!"
"!" Qin Sijie scolded, "Are you still friends?!" ”
"Sort of." Shi Zhenxian said, "A good friend is a good friend, taking advantage of your illness and taking your life!" ”
Wait, is that what the definition of a good friend looks like?
In short, these people are too undisciplined.
Qin Sijie didn't count on them, and at this moment, Qi Mu appeared.
"Big guy! Save me! ”
"Yes." Qi Mu hid one hand behind him, as if he was hiding something. "I have a superweapon, do you?"
So mysterious? Superweapons?! Can it destroy the earth?
"I want it! I'm going to! Qin Sijie couldn't take care of it, and nodded quickly.
"However, it costs money to buy it."
"A problem that can be solved with money is not a problem."
"Well, 10,000 yuan a bottle. Are you sure you buy it? ”
"Sure! Are you sure! "It's worth the price of the superweapon in the name of the superweapon!
"And then! Wait a minute, remember to pay! ”
Qi Mu said, throwing the weapon behind his back.
I saw a shadow crack in the air, and even the three of Mikaka couldn't wait to know what the superweapon was.
When Qin Sijie grabbed it in his hand and looked at it, he suddenly became angry.
What a broken superweapon, it's XX brand insecticidal water!
"You...... Are you sure it's not a joke? ”
"Am I joking?" Qi Mu's expression was serious.
"Okay." Qin Sijie spent 10,000 yuan anyway, so he had to believe him, anyway, if it didn't work, he would return it.
He turned around and spewed insecticidal water at the black bugs.
Hey, it works!
The black insects smelled the insecticidal water, and sure enough, they were dispelled.
This time, it was Qin Sijie's turn to chase them and spray.
"Bugs, see if I don't kill you!"
Seeing that the other party was holding a super weapon, the black worms received an order - [Retreat]!
They flocked in groups, black and crushed off the deck.
At this moment, at the bow of the boat, a pair of hands were grasping the railing.
"Xiao Rongrong, we finally climbed up."
The person who spoke was Xiao Zhezhe. Since these two goods were kicked into the sea by Qi Mu, they have worked hard and finally climbed up.
But......
"Huh? What is it? Xiao Rongrong felt her hands itching, and when she looked, Mom, a group of black insects crawled over. He let go of his hand in fright, and fell down again along with Xiao Zhezhe, who was about to climb up behind his ass.
"Poof!" ——
This is the third time they have fallen overboard.
Even the author himself doubted whether they would be able to climb up after the game was over.
Back in the hall.
"I said, Mr. Qi Mu, has the price been discussed?" Qin Sijie asked Qi Mu flatteringly.
"What do you say?" Qi Mu's face was like a robber asking, do you want money or death?
"No matter how you say it, a XX brand insecticidal water is only twenty yuan a piece on the Internet! You're too bad, aren't you? ”
“so?”
So…… The price was not negotiable. 10,000 pieces of XX brand insecticidal water, Qin Sijie bought it.
Qi Mu took out his mobile phone, "Please pay." ”
“…… Good ......"
Do you think Qin Sijie wants to give money?
If you don't give money, I'm afraid you'll die.
He endured the heartache and turned the money around.
Qi Mu's business is really profitable.
2nd Floor Guest Room, No. 110.
Hua Tienan, who was in a meditative state, opened his eyes.
[Worm Spell] has been lifted. The black worm just now was summoned by him. His kingly skill is to control all kinds of bugs. When Wang Wang was sent to test Qi Mu before, Hua Tienan secretly put a worm in the other party's body.
Black worms will make nests in the human body, then multiply, and eventually, eat the host.
Of course, he also has all kinds of bugs.
Hua Tienan looked at his sister.
Hua Wanwu has changed into pajamas, drinking juice while lying in bed and watching anime. The TV in this room can also watch "Gintama", which is really thoughtful.
When she saw the funny place, she happily rolled on the bed. There is no queen temperament in front of her, like a child who has not grown up.
After all, it's only 15 years old. Still a child.
"But." Hua Tienan said expressionlessly: "Is it necessary to kill Wang Wang?" ”
"Of course it's necessary." Hua Wanwu said, "That guy is a thief. I originally sent Wang Wang to test it, but I didn't think about keeping it hunting. However, Qi Mu is really strong. It's not a loss to be a hunter who can defeat the hunting king Asmantis. Deal with him with extreme care. ”
"Then I understand."
The origin of these two siblings is becoming more and more a mystery.
As for Hua Wanwu's ability, it's another mystery.
"Poofhaha!" She laughed again, rolled around on the bed, and was laughed to death by Gintama.