Fang Ran was trembling at this moment.

Since the bronze statue of the twelve beast heads in the Old Summer Palace of the Great Water Law popped out, Fang Ran's whole person was as if he had been struck by lightning.

He put the head of the snake beast on the bed, stared at it tightly, and couldn't hold it back to sleep, and he would soon wake up!

If Fang Ran knew that Ye Sheng even felt that public opinion was useless, he would definitely spit on her face!

It's useless!! It's so useful, okay!?

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'it...'

Fang Ran swallowed his saliva, his eyes turned black, and he muttered in shock for the first time.

What the? You say I'm cowardly!? Not calm? Not calm?

Fuck you, sister, tell me, I was suddenly involved in a mysterious event, suddenly life and death, suddenly the sky fell apart, and finally survived by luck, and then suddenly learned that I had robbed the national treasure and became a fugitive criminal, and successfully made headlines after running naked...

Tell me how calm I am!! (Fall in anger!) ）

Fang Ran stared fiercely at the snake beast head on the bed, and scolded more than once in his heart.

Dry! Why did this turtle grandson suddenly run into his own hands!

you, it's going to burp now!

People who have lived for more than ten years and don't even have a girlfriend suddenly become criminals!

Hey! Do you say it's a surprise, a thorn isn't exciting, and it's not a surprise?

Fang Ran's expression changed for a while as he looked at the 'National Treasure-level Historical Relic', which was extremely complicated, and finally a thousand words of anger turned into one word.

"!"

No way! Absolutely no one should be allowed to know about this! I absolutely have to keep my mouth shut and rot this matter to death! Never let anyone know! Fang Ran secretly made up his mind in his heart that no matter who it was, he would never tell it!

Suddenly, at this time, there was a knock on the door!

"Is this Fang Ran's home?" A male voice rang out outside the door.

Fang Ran froze for a second, and rushed towards the door!

"Comrade policeman! Listen to me! I was wronged!! I didn't rob the national treasure! I'll tell you from the beginning, it's the reason why the station collapsed first! It's the first hand to do it!! I am a good citizen! I didn't commit a crime!! ”

However, although he made up his mind in his heart, as a healthy young man who grew up under the red education since he was a child, Fang Ran had no illegal thoughts at all, and his first thought was to strive for frank leniency and leniency, and then he did not hesitate to open the door, for fear that the police comrades would misunderstand that he wanted to delay time and escape!

A young man at the door glanced at Fang Ran's dress with some embarrassment, sneakers, socks, pink underwear with a trouser belt, and the man was also shocked instantly, what kind of demonic dress is this, but the long-term good professionalism still made him open his mouth first.

"Well, sir, do you need an insurance?"

Fang Ran: "......"

Insurance Guy: "......"

Bang!

Closed the door fiercely, and Fang Ran fell to the ground weakly, feeling that he had experienced a life-and-death battle!

I finally understood another sentence from the teacher of thought and morality again.

"All students must abide by the law and discipline in the future, otherwise, whenever you hear the sound of the alarm, even if it doesn't arrest you, then you must not panic to death?"

I'm sorry, teacher, I'm ashamed of your teachings!

I've broken the law, I'm a fugitive suspect!!

I'm panicking!

Fang Ran wanted to cry without tears at the moment, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, rushed directly into the bedroom, picked up the bronze statue of the snake and stuffed it directly under the bed, never looked at it again, and then Fang Ran sat on the bed and felt a little relieved.

It's good to die, at this time, the culprit who caused Fang Ran to do everything at this moment jumped out generously.

"Ding! You've completed a scenario, do you activate new abilities? ”

Yes/No

This time, Fang Ran didn't move.

He didn't dare to make the first move, for some reason, he had an ominous premonition, the last time he ordered this out of a national cultural relic, he directly became a wanted criminal, this time if there is a more fucked up thing this time....

Then I don't live anymore.

However, after reading so many online novels, even Fang Ran knows that he is not in good form at the moment, according to the routine of online literature, he should need more powerful strength to protect himself, then...

After thinking about it, Fang Ran still decided to press 'yes'.

"Ding! You have activated your summon. ”

Summoning Beasts!?

As soon as he heard these three words, Fang Ran's instinctive spirit rose up, summoning a beast! In this case, he was involved in the mysterious system, and at this time he obtained a summoned beast, which must be the kind of fluffy, cute, and then transformed into a super powerful summoned beast!

Even in anime, it's like this!

Even, maybe....

According to the routine of the online article, it may even be a personal shape....

The light began to shine, and Fang Ran found that he didn't know why he suddenly looked forward to it! He stared at the light out of the corner of his eye, the light gradually blurred and distorted, and the outline of a faint Gothic Lori appeared.

"! It's true.. Be!! ”

Fang Ran was instantly excited!

But before he could finish his excitement, the light disappeared, and it was replaced by a light blue glow that swept the entire room! It's as if it's been scanned thoroughly.

Then the faint blue light suddenly flashed, shooting into some object, and the light almost blinded Fang Ran's eyes.

"Ahh My dog's eyes!! ”

After a long time, Fang Ran recovered, he rubbed his eyes, and heard the prompt sound of the system.

"Ding! Your summoned beast has been activated and bound successfully! ”

Oooh oh!!

The girl has arrived!!

Fang Ran opened his eyes with great surprise and anticipation, too, let himself suffer such a big setback, how could he not give himself a pillar to persevere, the cute girl is the best!! He even made up the cute 'you are my master'.

Then Fang Ran opened his eyes, and then he saw,

His own Xiaomi power bank is floating in front of him, and when he sees himself open his eyes, there is even a 'surprise' action.

Fang Ran: "......"

Power bank: "......"

...... (long silence)

"Demon looks at the sword!"

Fang Ran suddenly pulled out his trouser belt and slashed towards the floating power bank!

"You're crazy! I'm your summon beast! ”

The Xiaomi power bank flashed Fang Ran's angry blow!

"Get out! Lao Tzu's summoned beast can't be a power bank! The wicked are put to death!! ”

The corners of Fang Ran's eyes were bloodshot, and he reluctantly slashed towards the Xiaomi power bank again! For a person who expects the cute girl to become a summoning beast warm bed, she was betrayed by her own power bank when her wish was fulfilled soon, and she was simply angry!

"! You almost cut the old lady! Stop!! This sister is your power bank! ”

Facing Fang Ran who almost cut himself, the power bank shouted in panic!

"Shut up! Lao Tzu doesn't have a power bank that will call himself a mother! ! ”

Fang Ran was unmoved, still slashing towards it with rage!

"Are you mentally retarded! Stop! Hear no! Don't you want me as a summoned beast anymore? ”

"Fuck your uncle! Use the soft and cute Loli voice to the old lady's power bank to summon the beast, don't do it! ”

A certain soul in the power bank was suddenly angry!

"I'll go! You're a dead eye! You have to make me make a fool of you!! ”

"I have the ability to endure you.... it!! Where do you get the motivation! I'm telling you that this does not correspond to classical physical mechanics!! Are you fucking jetting out of the USB socket!? ”

Facing the power bank that smashed straight into his face, Fang Ran suddenly roared in shock! Hurriedly threw down the waistband of his pants and pressed it with his hand, but he didn't expect this damn power bank to be super powerful!

"Get out! A magical girl of yours is not qualified to talk to the old lady about classical physics and mechanics!! ”

The power bank is still a soft Lori voice, but Fang Ran can be sure that this product is definitely not simple, not to mention the tone, it can be seen from its unwavering determination to paste its face at the moment.

In the end, after a dragon fight, one person and one treasure fell to the ground from exhaustion, and finally, Fang Ran finally accepted the truth with trembling resignation and asked with a sad cry:

"You... It's really mine... Summoning beasts? ”

The power bank was silent for a while, as if it had not expected a certain fact, and there was an irreparable serious back groove, and he said in despair:

"Yes...."

At the moment, it constantly regrets and blames itself and questions itself.

Why do I have a poor guy who doesn't even have a smartphone to connect to the Internet?