Chapter Seventy-Four: The 'Wonderful' Taste of the American Masses
Strictly speaking, this should be Roland's second serious appearance in public.
Before, the talk shows and variety shows attended by Fox were all performed according to the general script, and they were for the promotion of the movie, and all the topics revolved around "Home Alone", which had nothing to do with Roland personally.
And the first appearance?
That's not to mention.
At that time, Roland was really rubbing the popularity of the future governor, and his purpose was also for the movie.
Because of this, throwing away the publicity of "Home Alone" and showing herself in front of the public as Roland Allen is really the first time that a big girl is a girl.
However, there is always a first time for everything!
If you don't do it, won't it always be zero?
What's more, Roland had also done such as blowing, playing and singing in the crew of "Home Alone" before, and the reason why he stopped after filming "Home Alone" was not because he felt that he couldn't play well, but because he hadn't really dealt with Spielberg, in his opinion, everything was the sequelae of the time loop!
He didn't know what these bigwigs really thought, so he didn't know how to contact them.
And when he found out that these guys actually helped write the promotional draft, and very naturally acquiesced to reading the storyboard script of "Jurassic Park", then he- still covered up a fart!
These thighs look so strong!
There was no need for him to wait so cautiously for the other party's response!
What's more, he won't do evil in the name of these guys, just play a tune on the red carpet of the Golden Globe Awards.
It's always ......
No problem, right?
But—
When Roland plucked the strings with good self-feeling, and when the live picture was transmitted to thousands of households through radio waves, the magical tunes and comic dance steps directly made the audience who were still discussing how good the relationship between Roland and the Olsen sisters was.
His eyes were as bright as brass bells, shooting out a lightning-like gaze, and his ears were erect like antennas, receiving comic signals from the television......
The expressions of those guys are just the same as those of the Tielin Iron Patrol in the TV series "Red"!
“What is this?”
“《Come and Get Your Love》?”
"Oh~!!"
“holy cow!”
Unlike what most Chinese people think, Red Bones is actually not an unpopular band, they were active in the 70s but they were a famous rock band at the time, not only that, but the song "Come and Get Your Love" was also the top 100 gold songs in the 70s list given by Billboard.
Being able to fight their way out of the charts with Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, James McCartney and others for a long time shows how much the song "Come and Get Your Love" is beloved by Americans.
In the future, James Gunn, the director of "Guardians of the Galaxy", a well-known fan of golden songs, gave up the Jackson Five Brothers' "I Want You Back" for this song; Not only that, but the film and television soundtrack that included this song directly became the No. 1 on the Billboard album chart that year; The most important thing is that even if he crossed the ocean, the tune of this song was copied by the theme song "Let's Dance" of "Cherry Maruko".
It can be seen from this song that has been released for decades how strong the cross-age killing ability is.
So, when the audience in front of the TV recognized the tune of the track, the eyes of those guys watching TV changed.
You know, when Red Bones played and sang this song before, it was a serious rock music.
When they were in a concert, they were holding the guitar and singing seriously on stage.
But now that Roland has changed it like this......
This special code!
It's just a funny song!
“Wow! Redbone's song can still dance like this? A young man watching the Golden Globes at home widened his eyes, and like Brother Daxiang, he felt that Roland had helped him open the door to a new world.
“Oh,my God! It is really cool! The middle-aged man raised his hands and twisted his body.
"Not bad! You can jump! Every beat is on point! A woman with a flowery arm took a sip of her cigarette, got up, took off her guitar hanging on the back wall of the sofa, and played to the melody.
"Hey! Why wasn't this scene filmed in the movie? After Kevin defeats the two thieves, he can do this dance to celebrate! Then he was happy and sad, and was killed by two thieves, this kind of plot is even funnier! ”
Even the serious movie party was attracted by Roland's posture, and many people even felt that the action of this song should be the funny movement of Kevin McAllister after the victory in the film.
And the reason why Roland sang and danced the song "Come and Get Your Love" on a whim was purely because he felt that the title of this song could answer the questions raised by the host.
What do you want to say to the fans who support you in front of the TV?
'Come and Get Your Love', of course!
However, although his meaning was conveyed flawlessly, everyone who could receive the signal was a little crooked.
Many people didn't care about the song at all, nor did they care about the lyrics, but were attracted by the magical rhythm and the dance steps of the sassy bag, in their opinion, the extremely naughty Kevin on the big screen and the funny Roland in front of the camera perfectly coincided.
The kind of funny style that exudes from the inside out is really in line with the funny comedy performance of "Home Alone", especially when Roland is dancing, he rubs it into his bones, which makes many audiences' bodies writhing along with the music.
Although this is Roland's first serious appearance in public, the style of coexistence of cuteness and comical has made many parents who watch the show laugh.
What is understated, elegant, stylish?
What fashion, jewelry, face makeup?
Oh! Come on!
Male stars never talk about this!
Regardless of whether they take the handsome appearance route, or the entertainment route of teasing beep, or the decent tough guy route, or the different routes are arbitrarily switched, the fans of male stars will not be the same as actress fans, change their style, and go crazy.
It's like playing with a water gun that won't damage your own beep little plum, just like Brother Tom who won't go crazy when he jumps off the sofa, no matter what realm it is, people's tolerance for men is far more than that of women, in the eyes of the vast majority of people, it's not a big deal for men to die once or twice, not only that, but this is also a reflection of true temperament.
And if a woman's appearance collapses, her figure collapses, she gets married and has children, then ......
I'm sorry, no matter what age a man is, he likes young beauties in his twenties.
Take Anne Hathaway, she laughs, she is said to be a work, she sings, she is said to be hypocritical, she dances, she is said to show off, whether it is crying, making trouble, or whatever, she is disgusting, and compared to her, Jennifer Lawrence is more down-to-earth, even if she fell down while receiving the Oscar, but the crowd of America also felt that this was the embodiment of the bluntness of the big cousin, much better than Hathaway's white lotus......
This kind of strange brain circuit is really incomprehensible to Roland!
When the vase is sprayed;
pretended to be ugly and acted like a showman, and continued to be sprayed;
Let go of yourself, but still be sprayed;
Perfect, or sprayed;
Just as the New York Times couldn't figure out why people hated Anne Hathaway and had to buy tickets to see her movies, people couldn't figure out why Jennifer Lawrence still thought she was blunt after she fell twice in a row?
Is it because the eldest cousin likes to steal the spotlight when others are interviewed, just like the dragon king Bosh?
Or was it because she had knocked down the sacred rock of Hawaii?
That teasing wind, low quality is America's 'true'?
Can......
Anne Hathaway plays the scene where Catwoman rides a motorcycle, isn't it fragrant?
It's really head-scratching.
I don't know the chemistry here, but if you know the results, it's enough.
In this way, Roland doesn't have to worry about the negative impact of singing and dancing on the red carpet of the Golden Globes.
The Americans eat this set in the first place, and they just think you're cool and fun, as for the work?
Wen Wen was interviewed quietly, that's what it was called.
Besides, he made his comedy movie debut.
There are a lot of exaggerated moves in "Home Alone", and now dancing an awkward dance will only attract those older band fans, so you don't have to worry at all, your funny moves will keep those who originally liked you away from you.
What's more, age is his biggest protective color!
And in this case, after the end of the song, in front of the TV, many viewers who followed the tune writhing wantonly, and there were some unfinished meanings, if the audience at the scene was not the actors invited by the organizer, maybe some people were already waving to Roland excitedly, hoping that this cute and generous little boy would have another awkward dance.
Ay......
No way.
This is the worst water army Roland has ever seen, and it is also the most reluctant to spend money on the organizer of the awards ceremony he has ever seen.
What raises a sign to support adds 20, what shouts and offers flowers adds 50, what bravely adds 100, what cries and shouts adds 200, and what happiness faints adds 500...... You're going to do all of this!
Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men!
Your organizers are reluctant to spend even money, so you can invite a fart actor to stir up the atmosphere of the scene!
I danced so well, why don't you give me a response!
Hey!
What a waste of feelings!
However, angry and angry, these things are not in Roland's hands.
He only knew that after the singing and dancing, the fans (actors) at the scene all laughed like Long Ma.
And unlike those serious actors, the guys who can become red carpet hosts are all carefully selected 'teaser', and they certainly know how to hype up the atmosphere and keep the audience in front of the TV all the time.
Therefore, when they said goodbye to Roland, they didn't skimp on their beautiful words at all, and they boasted that this little ghost who could let go of his body and cooperate with the organizer to stretch the ratings was rare in the world.
And in front of commercial blowing, those viewers who were watching the red carpet of the Golden Globes also reacquainted themselves with Roland Allen.
“Wow! Roland is just as cool as Kevin in the movie. ”
"Hahaha! I didn't expect Roland to be able to play guitar and dance? Really versatile! ”
"Hey, he's a lot of fun! I just don't know what kind of dance style it belongs to! ”
"It seems that the last talk show was purely movie promotion, and in the interview, Roland was like memorizing a script."
"His little suit must be tailor-made, right? But his look seems to be different from before! Why is my hair tied back? Exposed your forehead? I still feel that he is more handsome with bangs! ”
In the era when there was no Internet, the speed of information dissemination was quite limited.
Even if these guys were very curious about Roland, they couldn't get the corresponding information in a short period of time.
The doubts that came to my heart could only stay within a radius of one hundred and fifty meters.
Because the guy next to them doesn't know these inside stories, and they can't help them solve their doubts.
And this is also a big pity.
The reason why Star-Lord's teasing beep spread so fast in his previous life was completely because he was backed by the Internet and had short videos as a promoter.
What now?
Although many viewers think that Roland dances happily, it is just laughter and happiness, and when this momentum passes, people only remember the funny of the past, and they can't spread all this to all corners of the world like a virus.
As for the awards?
Oh, come on.
Like his children, how many can tell what the Golden Globe Award is?
And those adults who are attracted to Roland don't care about these things even more.
What's more, the movie Home Alone is making history.
Compared with the first in history, what is the award that will be awarded every year?
What's more, don't you think that Roland's current awkward dance seems to be more interesting!
Although this idea is somewhat self-comforting, it also proves one thing more or less, for the vast majority of people, the money of a child star is far more important than honor, although this kind of thinking is not very fair to those hard-working children, but - Roland doesn't care about these things!
The Golden Globes are just a party.
And he just came to the party.
After leaving the interview area, Roland, who entered the banquet area, was accompanied by several companions beside him and greeted many people, including Al Pacino, who was nominated for "Supreme Detective" and "The Godfather 3", and Julia Roberts, who is about to meet in "Captain Hook", and Meryl Streep, who will later be known as a Hollywood cancer, and Ryuichi Sakamoto, a national treasure composer of the island country, of course, in addition to them, Martin Scorsese, who has met at the premiere of "Goodfellas" before, and is also one of the guys who has been almost trapped by Roland......
"Director Martin, it's a pleasure to meet again, thank you for the transcript of the interview last time."
"Don't be so polite, what's more, you really did a good job."
…………
"Hi, Al (Pacino), it's a pleasure to meet you, I really like your role as Sonny."
"Oh, so am I, Kevin's wit and cunning, but I remember it so deeply."
…………
"Hello, Julia, as much as I'd love to say that I like your role as Vivian, but — your 'Pretty Woman' is an R-rated movie, and I haven't seen it so far because they won't let me in......"
"Hahaha, it's okay, if you want to watch it, when you join the group next month, I can bring you a videotape, the kind that hasn't been released yet, a 125-minute director's cut."
…………
"Meryl, wow, it seems that what they said is true, you are more beautiful in reality than on the screen."
"Oh, Roland, you don't have to, I'm very familiar with them, besides, didn't you really say that to ask me for an autograph?"
"Uh...... Yes, you can see it, but unfortunately, when I came, I found out that there was no place for a notebook and a pen on my body. ”
"I think so, I heard that your autograph book is quite large...... But it doesn't matter, Robert and I are talking about a new project, and if nothing else, we'll meet more often in the future, and you can just come to me when the time comes. ”
"Really? That's great. ”
…………
And that's --
It's good for your thighs!
Although "Home Alone" can make Roland instantly popular, but those backers are the real reason for these guys to put down their bodies and get close to Roland, you know, those popular child stars in Hollywood are like leeks, changing stubble after stubble, but only Roland can directly hook up with these big names from the beginning.
And with those guys here, no matter who Roland greets, they will say a few words to them with a pleasant face.
Not only that, even if some guys Roland didn't know and left them aside, they would not sit still, but would take the initiative to lean forward and introduce themselves to Roland with a smile.
The most impressive thing for Roland is the butler Michael Kane in the future "Batman", this old man who is not yet sixty is in very good spirits, if it weren't for the thinning and graying of the hair on his head, Roland wouldn't even recognize the other party.
However, what Roland didn't expect was that after communicating all the way, what brought Roland an unexpected surprise was his own people.