"Spicy chicken accommodation system, upgrading the two of us to a higher level."

Wang Xu found the secret of the disappearance, he called Chen Bo in front of him, pointed to the computer screen and said, "We have become day students." ”

"It's that we didn't pay for the accommodation." Chen Bo's eyes widened.

Wang Xu waved his hand firmly and said: "Impossible, what are you thinking, the keyboard application learning is completely free, and the cliff is a system error, I want to submit a bug report." ”

The review process was quite fast, and within three minutes of Wang Xu's report being submitted, the error information was corrected.

Chen Bo concocted the same method, and the two of them "lived" back to Building 208 of Building 22.

"There's something I don't understand."

"Don't be cranky, get up early tomorrow for class." Wang Xu climbed into bed and raised his head to play with his mobile phone.

"It's hard for me to imagine that you would buy a do-it-yourself tool like a garbage shovel."

Wang Xu sat up and preached seriously: "You don't understand, this is called the pursuit of perfection, as if I never watch TV, and I will install a large-inch LCD that supports 3D holograms in the bedroom, if it ....."

"Okay, okay, I know that your bedroom has a large inch of LCD." Chen Bo hurriedly stopped this provocative flaunting of wealth.

Wang Xu reminded: "Don't forget to do sit-ups, your calorie intake today is exceeded." ”

"Huh? Did you know? ”

"Your bracelet is flashing red, it's seriously over the standard, but you should get used to it." Wang Xu grinned and laughed out loud.

"Why am I a 200-pound fat man at the beginning, it's too bullying." Chen Bo pinched the fat on his stomach, which seemed to be firmer.

Wang Xu joked: "Isn't everyone just born a few catties and a few taels, this fat is something you eat one bite at a time." ”

"Fuck your uncle." Chen Bo raised his middle finger high.

"Charge my robot vacuum, I'll use it tomorrow morning."

"Where?"

"On the countertop, it looks like a pearl oyster."

The shape of the sweeping robot is prominent, and Chen Bo searched for it at a cursory glance.

"That's pretty good, isn't it?"

Chen Bo holds it in his hand, this appearance, you can hang it on your chest as an ornament, and the sweeping robot of the rich is different.

"Medium and useful, fair price." Wang Xu turned sideways and poked out half of his head.

"It's so small, can it be cleaned up?"

This shell is only the size of a palm, and the storage space is limited, Chen Bo studied it for a long time, and guessed that this thing should be electrostatic precipitation.

"I have two."

"Obviously buying a large model can solve the problem, why buy an extra one." Chen Bo was even more stunned now.

"Buy one get one free."

Chen Bo: "I...."

……

Before going to class, Chen Bo was fortunate to witness the working process of the sweeping robot.

"Why do the shells open when cleaning, is it the pressure difference vacuuming?"

"No, it's just good-looking." Wang Xu said calmly.

"Okay, it's not too early, let's go to class." Chen Bo had a sullen breath in his chest, and there was nowhere to vent.

The fact that the number of men and women in the class is half is that this class is not exclusive to keyboard application, after all, they are the only ones left on that floor.

"How many more people are there in our class?"

Wang Xu replied: "The total number of dropouts and majors is about 200, and there are still a lot of things left that can be tossed." ”

"As long as we are boys, how will we live in the future." Chen Bo pretended to sigh.

"There is more than one dormitory area for keyboard application, and there are other places to live."

"Why don't you arrange it together?" Chen Bo originally thought that he could experience the feeling of being a handful of grass, but he didn't expect his vision to fall short so quickly.

Wang Xu explained: "We have to mingle with the masses, so naturally we can't be special. ”

The two of them with keyboards on their backs blinked very much in the crowd, and soon some classmates gathered around to say hello.

"Hello, my name is Lin Dong, I am in Sociology Class 1, and I am currently in my sophomore year, please advise."

"Hello, I'm Chen Bo." Chen Bo shook hands politely.

"I am Wang Xu." Wang Xu was even lazier, only his eyes showed friendliness.

Lin Dong was not afraid of life, and sat in the vacant seat next to Chen Bo and said: "I heard that your keyboard can be used as a surfboard, is it true?" ”

"Rush....surfboard?!" Chen Bo frowned tightly, and made up the picture of this broken thing stepping on the soles of his feet, which was simply too joyful.

"Whoever uses a keyboard as a surfboard, how can they use it?"

"Yes, you're talking about this."

Wang Xu searched out a picture and put it in front of the two, this is a product promotional poster, the picture is a summer sun beach, a man with strong chest muscles is galloping along the coastline at the moment, leaning on the keyboard under his feet.

"This is a surfboard that looks like a keyboard?"

"No, it's a keyboard, but it's both a keyboard and a surfboard." Wang Xu retracted his hand, and then said: "Maple Leaf Heat Wave II, specially tailored for pretending, is quite expensive, and it is not comparable to what we have." ”

Lin Dong asked again: "It's really a pity, are you working hard to learn keyboard application?" ”

Wang Xu said: "Hard work, you have to eat a lot of things every day, you look at this benevolent brother, addicted to learning, resulting in digestive disorders, intake of calories can not be metabolized, day after day, it has become a 200-pound fat man." ”

Chen Bo didn't speak, and rolled his eyes at Wang Xu.

"It's been two months since we took the course, and you only joined today, so you won't have a hard time."

A lot of the courses of keyboard application are sightseeing.,Cut in line halfway.,Slip after playing the card.,I don't know what the picture is.。

Wang Xu said helplessly: "It's okay to encounter problems, who makes us immortals, we can only find a way to overcome it ourselves." ”

Lin Dong deeply agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, I have heard, you are all talents in your profession, my friend said that he met a substitute teacher in the cooking class, the stir-fry thief is amazing, five-star chef level." ”

"Hey, it's not you." Wang Xu turned his gaze to Chen Bo.

Chen Bo sighed and said, "Otherwise, I'm the only one in that substitute group who is a keyboard application learner." ”

Lin Dong gave a thumbs up and praised: "Amazing, I didn't expect the deity to be on the scene, can you teach me, how to cook Dongpo meat deliciously?" ”

"I followed the recipe step by step, nothing special." Chen Bo said frankly.

"No, could it be..."Lin Dong wanted to speak and stopped, the gods are not easy to mess with.

Wang Xu asked about the progress of the coursework, "What were you doing in the last class?" ”

"Playing cards, playing two classes of eight-person game of identity."

"Isn't the name of the course "Three Kingdoms Killing and Sociology"? Where did the sociological part go. ”

Chen Bo believed Wang Xu's nonsense, he didn't practice a few hands to be familiar with the operation yesterday, this time he wants to practice, it must be cold.

"The teacher said that he didn't think about what to say, so he stocked it, and then said that the Three Kingdoms Killing was ahead, it must be based on the Three Kingdoms Killing."

Seeing Chen Bo's sad face, Wang Xu patted him on the shoulder, and said confidently: "Don't worry, we are immortals, and immortals have their own tricks." ”