On Friday night, the school building was lit up with a few sparse lights.

In the large staircase classroom at the corner of the first floor, there were bursts of exclamations.

"This is Nikon's latest single-lens reflex camera this year, D7000-80E, due to the limited funds of the school, each student is limited to one."

Considering the order of the scene, the teacher finally decided to send several representatives to distribute them one by one.

"The limited funds are one per person, so what about the abundant funds? Isn't it one around your neck and one on your arm? Or connect the camera in series like a string of Buddhist beads, hahaha. ”

Chen Bo stretched out his hand and took it carefully, and placed it in the middle of his field of vision as if he had found a treasure.

Wang Xu explained for the teacher: "What he means is that although this is the latest camera, it is not the best performance, and I hope we will bear with it." ”

"Bear with me, it's too late for me to be grateful, I think I used to take photography classes...."

Chen Bo suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly added a sentence in front of him: "In my high school photography class, a group of people sat in the classroom watching PPT, and more than a dozen people were assigned a camera, and there was no chance to get started at all, so I was miserable." ”

Wang Xu looked at the product parameters and muttered: "This camera is a point-and-shoot machine, suitable for novices to enter the pit." ”

"Isn't that just right, maybe it will ignite my love for photography." Chen Bo couldn't wait to hang the camera on his chest, wanting to show off his skills.

"I'm afraid you haven't heard of photography for three generations, and SLR will ruin your life." Wang Xu pressed the power switch, and took out his mobile phone to debug the Bluetooth function.

"Don't we have compensation, it means that it's okay to be addicted." Chen Bo did the same, but unfortunately got stuck in the middle of the road.

"What is Bluetooth for?" Chen Bo humbly asked.

"Online AI retouching, if you think you have excellent technology and want to repair manually, Bluetooth is an ornament." Wang Xu raised his camera and wiped it at Chen Bo.

"All electronic products are a virtue, 80% of the functions are useless, and they are all gimmicks to promote premiums."

After a few moments, the mobile phone in Chen Bo's pocket rang.

"Let you feel the creativity of technology." Wang Xu snickered and put his phone back.

"Huh? This beautiful and sultry young woman, wearing the same shirt as mine, could it be me? Chen Bo was skeptical.

Wang Xu nodded and said, "Yes, do you have the urge to fall in love with yourself?" ”

"What's the difference between this and the mass-produced beauties in the beauty filter, it's a complete bluffing trick."

"You can shoot realistically if you want." Wang Xu re-edited the negative he had just shot and sent it to Chen Bo.

"Is my face so bumpy? I can see that I am guilty of intensive phobia. ”

Wang Xu withdrew the finished product, deleted the base map, and said with the camera: "Actually, everyone is similar, with age, skin aging is inevitable, coupled with our uncoordinated diet and irregular work and rest, the performance is more obvious, and the camera strengthens this visual sense." ”

"Stop, I'm going to the toilet to wash my face and sober up."

By the time Chen Bo returned to the classroom after applying hand sanitizer to his face, the teacher had already begun to introduce photography teaching.

"This Nikon camera, model D7000-80E, is better at capturing moving objects, for example, on a hot and humid day, when there are often mosquitoes in the dormitory, and you can only hear the buzzing noise, but you can't see where the mosquitoes are, right?"

"It's no exaggeration to say that with this camera, mosquitoes have nowhere to hide."

"I'm holding a camera in one hand and a fly swatter in the other? Am I going to fight mosquitoes? Or..."Chen Bo pretended to make a gesture.

"Record the precious historical moments, book the C position in the circle of friends, I am so old, I have never seen a live broadcast of mosquitoes." Wang Xu smiled.

"This Nikon camera, model D7000-80E, what is the difference between it and ordinary cameras, we all know that the image sensor affects the number of pixels that can be accommodated, and the number of pixels that can be accommodated affects the final presentation of the picture."

"The D7000-80E camera, which is one of the most outstanding models on the market, has a unique configuration that fully meets the needs of photographers for underwater shooting at night."

"According to incomplete statistics, 30% of the people who have won the photography award have chosen this D7000-80E camera, which is enough to prove the superiority of this camera."

Chen Bo wondered, "Aren't we here for a photography class?" I don't teach photography skills, and I've been talking about what D7000 is for? ”

"The sponsor's products, of course, must be introduced, otherwise the money will be in vain." Wang Xu played with the camera by himself.

"The textbook is full of irrelevant content." Self-study is a road that doesn't work, and Chen Bo can't help but complain.

"The newly opened electives, the course content needs to be optimized, who makes us guinea pigs." Wang Xu shook the camera vigorously and pressed the shutter.

"What are you tossing about?" Chen Bo asked.

"Testing the stabilization device, to be fair, this camera is performing well, not top-notch, top-notch."

Wang Xu showed the finished product to Chen Bo to enjoy, "Look, the gospel of ADHD for people with hand disabilities, I shake so much, and the lens can still focus accurately." ”

"Oh? I'll try. Chen Bo was facing the camera, trying to see the structure inside.

"We wish you good health and all the best, contact the hotline 400-800-23333."

"Why is there something weird mixed in with my bluetooth headphones?" Chen Bo put down the camera, and the sound disappeared instantly.

Wang Xu glanced at the name and teased: "Because you are wrong, what advertisement did you receive?" ”

"No... I didn't hear clearly. Chen Bo waved his hand in a panic.

"Last semester's school advertisement was also included in the exam questions, that Zhou Black Duck's five-minute spicy eye audio question, Duck Duck Duck, Duck, Duck Duck, choose Zhou Black Duck when you eat duck, and play it on a loop."

"Q: How many times does [the duck] appear?" Chen Bo guessed.

"I think so too, counting and finding that something is wrong, this video will automatically jump back to the beginning at the end, and I also stared at the progress bar distractedly, counted for half an hour, and appeared 378 times."

"The answer was wrong." Looking at the other party's expression, Chen Bo probably guessed the ending.

"The question asks where the accent of the little girl who reads the advertising slogan, authentic Cantonese ordinary hair, it's simple, but who would have thought about it." Wang Xu grinned bitterly.

"It's said that it's photography for the elderly, and there is no one who is old, and it's a serious title party."

"The course is scheduled to be practiced in the next two days, one-on-one service for the elderly, and you have to get up at half past six to climb the mountain." Wang Xu complained in his mouth.

"Huh? Shoot the sunrise? ”

Climbing the mountain is a manual work, and it is mandatory to lose weight, but the camera is expensive, and Chen Bo is worried that it will be accidentally broken during the journey.

Wang Xu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Who knows, I look at the itinerary, from the north of the city to the south of the city, from the city to the suburbs, covering the name of the course, I even thought we were going to travel." ”