The long squatting position made the blood in my legs not flow effectively, and I was temporarily deprived of oxygen, and I felt dizzy when I stood up. I dragged my collapsed body back to my dorm room and struggled to sit in my seat. After pulling out, my stomach was a lot empty, but I felt a little hungry, but the smell of sheep made me feel sick again, so I had to give up the plan to eat breakfast.

According to the original agreement, Lao Zhao and I would go to the driving school to register on the second day after the test, but because we went to eat roast lamb leg and drank wine the day before, and I had stomach trouble early in the morning, we finally decided to stay in the dormitory for a day under the inert operation to enjoy the carefree feeling of the holiday.

So "stay-at-home" became the theme of the first day of our holiday: two people played games online in the morning, watched TV and ate takeout at noon, continued to play games online after taking a nap in the afternoon, still watched TV and ate takeout in the evening, and then played online games in the evening, after the lights went out, we plugged into the campus network to watch horror movies, and reluctantly climbed into bed after completely exhausting the power of the laptop...... During this period, Eric and Da Biao's squad leader came back to pack up their things, which can be regarded as causing a round of ripples in our "ordinary" life.

After waking up the next day, the two of us stared at the scorching sun and finally walked to the driving school registration office opposite the school, thinking that after registering, we hurried back to the dormitory to continue the "erosive" life of the previous day. This registration office is an activity board room and a car, and then two parking spaces are drawn on the ground, surrounded by rags, a coach and a staff member, and a few people of the same grade as us are queuing up to practice driving. If it weren't for the fact that Da Biao's squad leader said that this driving school is the largest in the whole Cha Hachong, we really doubt whether we have been deceived.

After explaining the intention, the staff behaved very enthusiastically and hurriedly asked us to fill out the form information. According to the registration standard of my driving school at that time, it was generally about 5,000 yuan (the money stuffed to the instructor and examiner during the test was calculated separately), and when I came here, I asked what basic class, advanced class, and luxury class were divided into 1100, 2500, and 3500 respectively, and the corresponding service and coach were naturally different. It is said that there is also a 4,000 yuan "guaranteed class" in our previous batch, which can guarantee to pass the exam, but because the driving school test in Chahachong is becoming more and more stringent, the driving school cannot "guarantee to pass", so it has degenerated into a luxury class, and the senior coach conducts one-on-one teaching.

The staff has always recommended us to hold an advanced class, saying that it is faster and takes longer to learn than the ordinary class. I discussed it with Lao Zhao, and I felt that I was a genuine college student, how could I not even get a driver's license? Besides, we have time, so it's enough to sign up for a basic class. Seeing that we were so "unreasonable", the staff no longer insisted. After filling out the form and paying the money, she sent each of us a textbook for theoretical study, and then gave us an address to bring photos and materials to enter the students' information.

The name is so complicated, we both regretted it in an instant, and it seemed that the plan to go back to the dormitory to continue the "erosion" was about to fail. It was almost noon after registration, so we returned to campus with our textbooks, found a place to take pictures, and then planned to go to lunch.

The two of us went to the cafeteria first, and as in the previous experience, there was only one stall, and the aunt who was fighting said with a ruthless mouth: "Eat some classmates!" "There were some aunts sitting at the table, eating their own tofu and a special dipping pickle, which looked particularly tempting. It wasn't until years later that I learned it was a "dandelion" they had dug on the school lawn. Lao Zhao and I looked at the dishes in the stall, but we really didn't have any appetite, so we turned to Dale. When I arrived at Dale, I found that the third floor of the prosperous city was actually being renovated, and there were few stalls on the second floor and the first floor open.

The place where the student's information was entered was in the city, several stops away from the school, and the staff who signed up said that they would not open at noon, and Lao Zhao and I would go back to the dormitory to rest after lunch.

When we returned to the dormitory, we couldn't wait to open the textbook for the theory exam and read it more seriously. This textbook is a little thinner than the Linguistics Syllabus, but it has a lot of content, and it will take some time to memorize it all. It's no wonder that there are always cheating theories in the news when taking the driver's license test.

"Fuck, he's so thick!" Lao Zhao flipped through the book and scolded.

"Ah, what can I do, you have to apply for a job?" I quipped.

"I thought, haven't you covered it, and it's so expensive." Old Zhao was dumbfounded, "Forget it, don't look at it!" ”

After speaking, Lao Zhao threw the book aside, turned on the computer and logged in to the game to start receiving the day's sign-in rewards. I continued to flip through the book, and after a while, I felt a little bored, so I went online and directly found the question bank and began to mock the answers, hoping to deepen my memory by constantly brushing the questions. What is a little surprising is that the results of the first two brushes turned out to be more than 60 points, although the exam requires 90 points to pass, but for me, a person who casually flips through the book, it is already a high score. As a result, I also became interested in learning and continued to brush up on the questions. I don't know why, some of the wrong questions just can't remember, wrong again and again, I think I need to let my brain rest, so I climbed into bed and took a nap.

Lao Zhao patted my calf hanging in the air and woke me up from my sleep. The pillow was already soaked with my saliva, I wiped my mouth and started on the bed, and after brewing for a while, I climbed out of bed, took the information and went out with Lao Zhao again.

It was difficult to find the place where the information was entered, and there was no navigation system for feature phones at that time, so you had to rely on constant questioning and phone calls. Da Biao's squad leader is an authentic Cha Ha Chong person, and he is our "senior", so his phone is always the first to be dialed by us, and Lao Zhao on the other end of the phone will inevitably "scold" him a few words.

After a period of fumbling, we finally arrived at the student entry hall, and after submitting the information, the staff asked us to enter fingerprints, and every finger had to be recorded. It's a hard thing for me!

My hands are already very prone to sweating, and I often molt seasonally to change the texture of my fingers. More importantly, can I get my fingerprints? Just now, I have been swaying under the sun with Lao Zhao, and I am already sweating.

Lao Zhao lined up in front of me, easily recorded all the fingerprints, and then began my "performance":

The sister in front of me motioned for me to put my finger on the collector and press it gently, and I did so, but there was no response......

"Try again."

Still no response.

"Forcefully."

Still no response.

"Show me your hand." My sister said, "My God, so much sweat, come and wipe it with paper." ”

After taking the paper handed by my sister, I wiped all my fingers, then put it on the collector and pressed it, but there was still no response. I found that the collector had also been soaked with sweat from my hands, so I immediately asked for another tissue to wipe the collector well, and then quickly wiped my hands again and put it on it, "Drip!" "It worked. Unfortunately, this is only the fingerprint of one finger, and there are still 9 fingerprints to be entered. My sister and I were a little helpless, and finally after spending 5 tissues on her, my information collection was finally completed.

I asked my sister nervously, what if I can't read it during the exam? My sister shook her head and said, "I can't say it either, it's the first time I've encountered ...... of you."

Lao Zhao saw the whole process on the side, and after the two of us went out, Lao Zhao said: "It's very good for you to use your hands to commit crimes, you don't even need to wear gloves." ”

I looked at my ten fingers covered in sweat and sneered, "yes......"