"Big night, what the hell are you doing in bed, panting, I see your bed shaking all the time underneath."

Chen Bo lifted the curtain of the bed and said, "I'm doing sit-ups, and I'm going to do 100 today." ”

Wang Xu took a sip of hot water and said with relief: "What kind of stimulation have you suffered, could it be that Qiqi said that you are fat, it's okay, it looks safe." ”

"It's me who wants to lose weight, don't you think this fat is in the way?"

"But that's blissful fat." Wang Xu let out a sigh of heat.

"Come on, you don't have to lose weight with your body."

Wang Xu leaned on the escalator and said: "I want to be fat, I can't help but be weak, every time I accidentally collide with someone, I fall to the ground." ”

"That's because you don't concentrate, your center of gravity is unstable, and it has nothing to do with being fat or thin." Chen Bo corrected.

"Whatever, there is no class tomorrow morning, so you can sleep well again." Wang Xu did not rush to climb the bed, but sat in front of the computer and played the game.

Chen Bo shouted: "Hey, Mr. Wang, do you have a substitute group?" ”

Wang Xu shook his feet and said, "No, don't you know who I am?" Be bold, you don't need substitute teaching, it's all straightforward. ”

"Okay, then I'll find it myself." Chen Bo lowered the curtain of the bed and continued with the unfinished sit-ups.

The next morning, Chen Bo got up as early as yesterday, and Wang Xu on the bed was snoring constantly, probably all night.

With Wang Xu's relief food, Chen Bo didn't eat white porridge and steamed buns, he ordered a portion of rice noodles with eggs, thinking about increasing income.

"It's strange, why did I post a request for help on the Internet, and the unkind-hearted brother bubbled up to give a group number QR code."

Scooping up the sauce, Chen Bo took two pieces of paper to wipe his mouth, and waited patiently for a reply.

"Don't you get up yet, don't you have to go to class?"

Chen Bo waited until the post sank, and he didn't wait for a well-wisher.

He changed his mind and decided to use the Internet for help.

[This substitute group is really rubbish, it is full of high-speed old drivers, and it is impossible to find a substitute teacher]

Chen Bo faked a non-existent group chat, fabricated the story of a miserable teenager who posted a substitute teaching demand that no one cared about, and tried to fish out people in the know.

As expected, there are fish in the water that have been hooked one after another.

[What kind of group is this, how come I've never seen it before]

[I'm afraid you've entered a fake group]

[There are few good substitutes, and now many of them are priceless]

[Is there a resource?] My mailbox 9211412121@,The landlord is a good person]

[This kind of group chat in the name of substitute teaching, it is recommended to report]

The reply was there, but there was still no information Chen Bo wanted, and he asked the group number at the bottom, but no one answered.

"It's evil, could it be that all the people who talk are robots?"

Chen Bo wondered that it was impossible for everyone to be good students who attended classes on time, and there was no such demand in the market.

"Dididi~"

Chen Bo saw that someone was chatting with him privately, so he hurriedly switched the window to check.

[Do you need substitute teaching?] ]

The other party did not grind, and Chen Bo appreciated his straightforward attitude.

Chen Bo replied: [Yes, can you pull me into the group?] ]

[What's your name?] Which college? ]

[My name is Bo Chen, majoring in keyboard application]

Chen Bo felt that something was wrong, so he kept an eye on it, the input box was always in an editing state, he tried to check the other party's dynamics, but the display was private and not open.

The avatar is a non-mainstream funeral style, and I can't see any clues, Chen Bo hesitated again and again, and changed his words: [My name is Li Mingfan, and I am from the School of Finance]

[Well, that's good, you're a freshman in financial engineering, right, please report to the Academic Affairs Office]

"Uh...."

Chen Bo was stunned, he didn't expect the angler to be caught, it can be said that the crocodile will eventually have a leopard.

"Li Mingfan, I didn't mean to, I just blame you for just studying finance, so many people with the surname Li, why is that unlucky guy you."

Taking advantage of the fact that the situation had not deteriorated further, Chen Bo decisively blacked out the other party and settled quietly.

"Oh my God, why are the teachers in the Academic Affairs Office so ruthless?"

The impression of university teachers is basically ignorant and advocates free-range teaching, and adults must learn to learn by themselves.

"Sichuan fragrant barrel rice is open, 8.8% off in the first week, buy one get one free for drinks, take a look."

Chen Bo passed by the fork in the road and saw that it was a girl who was handing out a flyer, so he took the initiative to reach out and pick it up.

"Well, it looks pretty good."

The photos printed on the leaflets are beautiful and delicious, but you have to try it before you know.

"You can go to eat with your roommates, it's a good deal now."

The girl who handed out the flyer was probably a newcomer, and she shouted quite hard, unlike those old fritters, who stood next to the trash can, shouting for you to help throw it away, and she couldn't pull her face if she wanted to refuse.

"Okay, there's a chance to go." Chen Bo finished perfunctory and held the flyer in his hand.

Back in the dormitory, Wang Xu hadn't gotten up yet, Chen Bo didn't know who he was familiar with, and he didn't dare to chat privately one by one, this guy was really a little lazy, neither categorized nor marked with his real name, in case he stepped on the thunder, it was not good to hit the muzzle of the counselor.

Chen Bo logged in to the education affairs system, paid attention to whether there were any new emails recently, and dealt with potential legacy problems by the way, so as not to be cheated again.

"I failed 23 subjects, but I don't have to retake the exam? It's magical. ”

Think about it, in terms of the difficulty of "Basic Routines", even if he is given 10 chances to make up the exam, he will not be able to pass, unless he adds up the scores each time, then there is still a bit of hope.

"Yayayaya~ I slept so comfortably."

Wang Xu doesn't like to follow the rules, and whenever he appears, he always wants to toss a little big move to attract attention.

"Hey, Spider-Man, the teacher sent us a 3GB emoji, what does it mean?"

Wang Xu stretched his waist and said: "Doutu, you have to be careful in this course, if you are at the bottom, it will affect the year-end bonus." ”

"How do you divide the winners and losers in Doutu, and do you fight fast?" Chen Bo was puzzled.

"You didn't go to class, did you? By the way, you really weren't there in that class. ”

Wang Xu lifted the computer cover, flipped to the book "Advanced Doutu", found the relevant knowledge points and said: "There is a mutual relationship between emojis, you have to counteract according to the other party's emojis, and if you move slowly or use the wrong one, it will be regarded as a failure." ”

"There are more than 2,000 emojis in this special, how can I remember them."

"Remember them one by one, or else." Wang Xu said as a matter of course.

"Are there any shortcuts? If it's a student, then I just need to be better than him, right? Chen Bo asked himself.

"yes, indeed." Wang Xu said.

A malicious smile appeared on Chen Bo's face: "Mr. Wang, please be my opponent." ”

Wang Xu shrugged and said: "It's your share in your dreams, the opponent is AI, the first round will not be too difficult, there are three chances to use the wrong one, the time limit for making a move is within 10 seconds, and if you can carry 50 rounds, you will be considered to pass." ”

"94% correct? Or is it on the premise of guaranteeing speed? "Chen Bo has never seen such high demands.

"yes, what's wrong?" Wang Xu didn't think there was anything wrong.

"I want to be quiet." Chen Bo hugged himself tightly.