There was a yellow bird on Amuro's bed.

It looked at the journal spread out on the bed.

Keen to discover his own name.

Originally, I wanted to respect Toru Amuro's privacy......

Kazama Hazuki is not going to respect it.

She skipped the "underpants diary" in front and went directly to the bird diary related to herself.

……

April 9, sunny and ...... weather As bright as my mood is.

"Underpants Diary" [Undercover Diary] has been officially renamed Bird Diary.

When I first saw the newborn one, it was flapping its wings, exhausted and panting with little effect.

I don't even know if it was a rush to grow up and jump out of the house while my parents were away, only to fall on the windowsill of my house, or if God saw me pitiful and starved every day, and rewarded me with a fresh egg to eat.

Be grateful! My generosity.

It's not that I don't eat your eggs, it's because I've been losing weight lately.

……

Kazama Hazuki: "......"

……

Toru Amuro's words are beautiful, and the content of the writing is so good:

He wrote: I bent down to pick it up and forgot about it in the kitchen pot.

Later, Gin came to visit me with Moët & Chandon and took me away, and when the suspicion was cleared and I was freed, the bird had hatched, and the accident was not ugly.

At that time, it slapped my hand vigorously with its little wings and let out an exclamation point of protest.

Don't let me touch it.

Just as Matsuda Jinpei threatened me with "the big bad wolf is coming" in my childhood to make me obedient, I taught it to say, "Don't move, there are cats!"

Just like when I rolled my eyes against Ping, this little thing that is not a bird and a parrot rolls its eyes at me.

Oh, you cowhide!

I pulled out my kitchen knife and chopped the chicken to the bird.

The little yellow bird trembled... ......

I didn't fall into the arms of the expectant hug.

I stretched out Erkang's hand: "Come back!" ”

……

It's good that it can't fly yet.

……

May 10th. [Don't think about it, yesterday was April 9th]

It is larger than a sparrow and has yellow plumage.

I brought the bird to the coffee shop.

"What a beautiful parrot." This is what Azusa Enomoto said. "But, Mr. Amuro, should you feed it something?"

So, five minutes later, there was millet, vegetable leaves, and water in front of it, but it didn't eat or drink, and it was there with its neck crooked and angry, and I didn't know whether it was angry with itself or with me. I confronted it, "Let's make do with it!" Do you want me to catch bugs everywhere for you?" It rolled its eyes, still disappreciating, and simply turned its head away from me.

~ I don't serve anymore! I can't remember how I walked angrily and how I walked back from my heart.

I named the bird, and it was called Xiaoye.

It's in memory of a little girl.

……

In order to feed Xiaoye, I filled the cleaned eye medicine bottle with milk, and then I took the milk and squeezed it towards Xiaoye like a missile. The bird, somehow, screamed and opened its mouth, and the milk poured in.

It also ate the cake.

I was so scared that I took it to the veterinary hospital next door for examination, and only after getting a certificate of extraordinary health did I go home with confidence.

Later, Xiaoye's food became a milk cake.

I was afraid that the calories would not be enough, so I put the milk, and I thought: elephants can grow up on milk, let alone such a small thing as you.

The days go by day by day.

June 11: [Half a month has passed]

Birds that grow up with milk are sure to have milk breasts.

The grown-up bird looks elegant, the chest is indeed a soft milky white, the color of milk, the soft hair is like brushed milk, it feels amazingly good to play, she also drags a long moving tail feathers, and the bright yellow figure makes people feel warm at a glance.

I especially wanted to rub the bird, but Xiaoye wouldn't let me rub it.

If you don't let you rub, don't let you rub.

I......

Rub it secretly!

……

Ahem, I'm not an idiot.

12 July:

I talked to her about the past, laughing, and sad.

Even though I acted like a brother in a mental hospital, the bird didn't fly away, it seemed to get used to my nagging.

It's such a little angel.

13 August:

It also looks around, full of intrigue.

One day, the bird was exceptionally well-behaved, and I later found out that there was a reason for it, and it actually urinated in my pocket, and it made me a man with a taste.

Oh!

Kazama Hazuki wanted to tear off the diary.

She said it wasn't really a bird dregs, it was just an ordinary peanut in Amuro's pocket!

Isn't this man stupid, whose bird pulls out the seeds are whole and salt-and-pepper peanuts?

Amuro didn't know Kazama's little bird's argument, otherwise, he would definitely have a rebuttal meeting with the bird: "You said that birds don't pull peanuts, so tell me, who likes to eat cakes and drink coffee?" For special birds, of course, there must be a special attitude. ”

……

Continue reading the diary:

I kept her special gift and planted it in a pot.

Plant flowers and get flowers, plant beans and get beans.

……

At that time, Kazama Hazuki watched him plant in full swing.

Strange impressions have increased.

Astound!

Take: early morning, adult single man, bath towel, peanuts, parrots as keywords, please automatically brain make up the story that should happen!

September 14th

The canopy of the tree is like a large, soft green cradle underneath, with a hint of yellow standing out among the green leaves.

Birds can already fly.

I don't limit her freedom.

I took her with me, but I always had a kind of luck sweetness:

She also needs my care.

What if one day she doesn't need it?

She'll leave me.

Or just in case... One day I was gone......

Ah, just kidding.

Die before a bird.

No, no. (つಥ㉨ಥ)つ

Kazama Hazuki: "......"

October 15:

A child named Conan came to me to "play" with a green parrot on his head, and the green bird and Xiaoye had a good time, and the two birds entered the sofa cover from the sofa and into the bookcase from the outside of the bookcase.

The green bird touched my house bird twenty-seven times.

I remember it!

……

Today, November 16th.

I studied philosophy and I decided to "talk to the birds".

In my mouth, Gin is a ruthless killer, his back is tall, and his momentum is like an iceberg.

And then the gin to talk about is here.

The gin that day, it was really wrong.

He, leaning on a Moët & Chancellor, smiled contentedly.

Amuro cracks cracks cracks!

Give me back my ruthless gin uncle!! With such a gentle gin, how can I hold back my laughter?

What do you think, when Gin turned to look at me, his expression returned to serious in a second, and the fierce and impersonal Gin returned!

Only then did I understand that the gentleness of Gin is divided.

In his eyes, I, Amuro Tosu, am an undercover candidate, and in his eyes, he is a wife candidate!

Shall I tell Gin Moët that he is actually a man?

Forget it, it's enough for me to have Xiaoye.

Today, the tail of the leaflet is unlocked.

The number of places where you can play has increased.

I'm Kaisen Superman Amuro!

17 December:

I taught Xiao Ye what it means to be angry, annoyed, crazy and crying and laughing.

First of all, I made a phone call to Mori Kogoro, of course, using a new number, and in order to teach my bird, I wronged Mr. Mori.

"This is a Maori detective agency, is there anything you need to commission?"

"Hello Mr. Maori, I don't delegate, I'm looking for someone."

"Who's looking for?"

"Shinichi Kudo, can you please help me call Shinichi Kudo?"

"Boy, are you a fool? This is a Maori detective agency. On the other end of the line came the screams of Kogoro Maori.

"Yes, I know, Mr. Mori, I'm looking for Shinichi Kudo."

"This is a Maori detective agency, and there is no Haba cub with the surname Kudo."

"Well, I'm looking for a drum washing machine."

There was silence for three minutes.

Peng hung up the phone.

I raise birds: "See? That's anger. ”

"Next, let's pick up the phone and hit call back."

The "dood-toot ......" call was quickly connected.

Mori Kogoro greeted politely: "Hello, this is a Mori detective agency, do you have anything you need to entrust?" ”

"Hello Mr. Mori, it's me, I'm looking for Shinichi Kudo."

Mori Kogoro: "......"

"You're endless! I'm telling you, I'm not done with you when I call again! ”

When he hung up the phone, I calmly raised the bird: "Got it? That's annoyance. ”

I hit it the third time.

"I'm telling you, I'm a Mori Kogoro who knows the police! I'm going to sue you now! ”

"Ah, hello sir, I'm looking for Mori Kogoro."

Kogoro's annoyance froze, he finished coughing, and the smile returned: "What do you need?" ”

"I'm going to finish talking to Kudo Shinichi first, and then I'll tell you, please call Kudo Shinichi to answer the phone."

"Roller, uncle! Woohoo! Call again and let the dog bite you! Mori Kogoro was so angry that he snapped and hung up.

"That's madness!" I calmly explained to the bird, then calmly picked up the phone and dialed the Maori detective agency again.

Mori Kogoro roared like a gorilla: "Bastard, I'm going to sue you for harassment!" ”

"Hello, the famous Maori detective, who has admired the Daimyo for a long time, has just conducted a special test on you, and if you are slightly offended, the compensation has already been paid to your account."

In the bewildered voice of Maori Kogoro, I calmly hung up the phone and said to the bird, "Look, he can't cry or laugh." ”

……

The journal is closed.

The parrot rolled its eyes wide.

Stupid!