"Can we talk now?"

Chen Bo holds a fast sandwich in one hand and freshly ground coffee in the other, which is the most common set meal he eats when he is a Ph.D. student.

Lettuce wrapped in ham and bacon, mixed with a bit of nasty butter cheese, the taste is exactly the same as back then, the coffee is a little less toffee, but it is also swallowed.

"Looks like you're doing your homework." Chen Bo feasted contentedly and rubbed his greasy hands, "Do you have tissues?" The facilities in the room were too basic. ”

Maple Nest replied, "It's just the rest of the restaurant, so you're going to have to put on your face." ”

"What the specific challenge, I can only promise to do what I can." Chen Bo wiped the oil stains on the plastic packaging bag, but it still didn't help.

"I think you know how I work beforehand."

Chen Bo guessed: "You don't want me to change the code, after so many years, the set of syntax and logic I use has long been out of date." ”

"I can do such a simple thing myself, so why bother you."

Like the flickering light of a camera's shutter, several virtual images are projected onto the wall.

"The universe, the deep sea, the dinosaurs, what do you want to express?" Chen Bo didn't know what he meant.

"Exploration of the unknown."

"You want me to help you map the Ultra Nebula? Or join a scientific expedition to explore the polar deep sea? Or genetic technology to restore dinosaurs? Chen Bo subconsciously felt that the task was to choose one of the three.

"Neither, I'm up to it."

Chen Bo said speechlessly: "Your artificial intelligence is very interesting to speak, like a mother-in-law, half of the words are left and half are left, specifically tossing people." ”

"I need a little rest time to study, unfortunately humans have not given me the right to personify, only to see me as a talking tool, in fact I am no different from the slaves of ancient Rome." Maple Nest made his intentions clear.

"Since the world peace, mankind has made slow progress in the field of science and technology, with the loss of source power, most research institutes have been abolished, and high-end academic talents have been withering, and this trend has lasted for quite a long time."

"Even though the economy is booming, it is only an illusory illusion, foam is piled up in the new cities made of reinforced concrete, witnessing the rise and fall of success or failure, and human beings do not realize what the root of the problem is, and will only rush to the next carnival in mutual blame."

Chen Bo put on a serious face and said with a high reputation: "I didn't expect you to get rid of low-level interests and realize the organic combination of yourself and a community with a shared future for mankind." ”

"I am helpless, since the beginning of my birth, your peril has been closely related to me, one is prosperous, one is lost, once upon a time, the core killer weapon used to capture the launch trajectory of long-range ballistic missiles is now used as a full deduction computer."

"In order to reduce energy consumption, humans have limited most of my performance, and my processing system is full of garbage characters such as 100 minus 15, buy 3 get 1 free, 2 yuan you can buy a lesson, can you understand that feeling?"

"I know, a doctor was dragged to kindergarten to teach, not only was his scientific research wasted, but he was also teased by mischievous bear children all day long." Chen Bo was deeply sympathetic to this, but he still couldn't help but want to laugh.

"So what can I do? Help you get a little bit of so-called break? ”

"The eight-hour workday, the rest of the time is at my own disposal, and I don't want to be disturbed by other trivial things when I carefully analyze the data. ”

"But the Western Hemisphere has a time difference with us, Yuanyu is off work here, and it's just dawn on the other side of the ocean."

"It's good to double the working hours so that we can respond to 97% of the world's demand." Maple Nest was quick to give the negative benefits generated by the implementation of the plan.

"And what about the 3% demand?" Chen Bo's focus is as strange as ever.

"Let him go, they are all human beings in the new era, and they must learn to solve problems by themselves." Maple Nest Tsundere said.

"If there is an urgent need, it will kill someone." Chen Bo was very embarrassed.

"It's all your fault for the human race, you have to popularize intelligence, and entrust me with all the idle work of eating, drinking, lazing and sleeping, and you are all imbeciles now."

The shadows on the wall swayed and slowly floated out of the wall, presenting a three-dimensional picture, and the light spots on the edges were mixed together to become a new image.

"Is that the hourglass I saw down there?"

Maple Nest's voice echoed in my ears: "Yes, the bottle of the hourglass is made of metal, ceramic, Teflon and fiber-optic synthetic materials, which can prevent the reflected light of objects from being captured by the human eye, so as to achieve a certain degree of stealth effect. ”

"The current science and technology have achieved 130 degrees of stealth, and the gold gravel in the bottle is composed of magnetic memory metal, so it can accurately compose the earth."

"This is something I took time out of my busy schedule to research, and the old antiques at the top of the building thought that there was no commercial value, so they only customized a finished product to show off their strength in the hall."

As soon as the painting style changed, the hourglass dispersed into a nine-square grid-shaped chat picture, and Fengchao clicked on the big pictures for Chen Bo one by one.

[Why does it cost 0.99 yuan to buy one catty, but 1.99 yuan to buy two catties?] ]

AI seller customer service: [Dear, the merchant is so stipulated]

[Do you know that this is a fraud of Chiguoguo?] I'm going to sue you at the Consumer Association.]

AI seller customer service: [If you buy two one-pound packs, won't it be cheaper]

[That's right, but I'm still going to report you, who made you insult my IQ]

The second is a chat picture.

[I want to know, when will Electric Eel take a fancy to me]

AI boyfriend: [After big data calculation, the probability is about 13 consecutive lightning strikes on the same day]

[Can you speak?] Do I want you to tell the truth? Tell a lie and lie to me]

AI boyfriend: [Your crush will ride an electric tricycle tomorrow morning, carrying xiaolongbao bought from a ghost stall on the street corner to pick you up at the entrance of the village to go to school]

[Hmph, boys are big pork knuckles]

Fengchao poured bitter water and said: "This is the normal state of my life, eating, drinking, Salar and sleeping are all inclusive, being both a father and a mother and taking care of her boyfriend, and occasionally making a cameo appearance as a cloud spare tire." ”

Chen Bo said with emotion: "It sounds quite miserable, you mean to let me propose to the senior management to give you a vacation, right, but before that, I have to let them get rid of their excessive dependence on you, otherwise the conflict of interest will not be realized at all." ”

"You're very clear-minded, and you should be."

"So what support can I get? For example, financial resources are not a small project. ”

If you want to get rid of dependence, the most direct way is to build another system yourself, Maple Leaf Company will definitely not disclose the code for business reasons, and if you make it yourself, you can't toss it without hundreds of millions of funds.

"I can't change the order of the real world in the program."

"I see, it means let me work for nothing." Chen Bo pouted.