When I woke up the next day, the ground outside the window was already covered with heavy snow, and my head hurt a little, probably because of the liquor, and my stomach was a little uncomfortable. Because there were professional classes early in the morning, several of us had to get up early. I was unwell, so I lay on the bed for a while before leaving the dormitory door for the last time. I knew that I would definitely not be in a hurry to go to the cafeteria for breakfast, and my stomach was very uncomfortable, so I bought a carton of milk downstairs in the dormitory, held it in my hand, and hurried to the bishop's building.

I may have been running in a hurry, and there was snow on the ground, so I fell and ate without stepping on it, and the milk in my hand flew out. At this time, the road was full of classmates, many of whom were freshmen, and I couldn't wait to get into the snow. The time for class was approaching, and I couldn't care about it, so I quickly got up, picked up the milk, endured the pain, and continued to walk towards the bishop.

This class is ancient Chinese, and the teacher looks a lot like Kong Jie in "Bright Sword", so we often call him "Head Kong" and "Kong Erzi" in private. "Head Kong" often takes the roll call twice in each class, once in class, and once before class, so Lin Ye and Mr. Liu never dare to skip his class. I actually like ancient Chinese very much, because literature and history are not separated, I am familiar with many allusions, and in class, "Head Kong" often talks about some interesting cold knowledge, for example, he mentions the most is "why is Changshan Zhao Zilong called Changshan Zhao Zilong". Originally, in order to avoid Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty "Liu Heng", "Hengshan" was changed to "Changshan", so Zhao Zilong should have been called "Hengshan Zhao Zilong", and he instantly felt a little less domineering.

Originally, I sat in the first row of ancient Chinese classes, but because I went late and felt unwell, I planned to sit in the last row to rest for a class. On my left is Hua Zi, and on my right is Lin Ye. Lin Ye is a member of the Chao clan, and their high school does not teach ancient Chinese at all, so the ancient Chinese class is like listening to a book from heaven to him, and he has to sit in the last row to play with his mobile phone and watch the ball game in each class. Class was about to start, so I quickly dismantled the milk and poured it into my mouth. The milk wasn't hot in the first place, and it was still a little cold because it was still wet with snow when I wrestled just now. But I didn't care so much, I quickly finished it, and then lay on the table with my head on my hands and waited for the roll call.

After the roll call was completed, "Head Kong" began to attend class, and I listened to it for a while, so I was a little uncomfortable, so I closed my eyes and recuperated with peace of mind, and I didn't even take out the textbook, but only expected to get out of class quickly. However, within twenty minutes, I was a little nauseous, and bursts of sour water began to pour up, and it felt like the smell of milk. I tried my best to restrain myself and swallowed the sour water desperately, and I held on like this for another ten minutes. But the more I swallowed the sour, the more I felt sickened. I felt a little unbearable and wanted to sneak to the toilet, but there were people on both sides, and I didn't dare to speak yet, for fear of squirting directly. After another five long minutes, my stomach seemed to be a little honest, I slowly turned to Lin Ye's side, and said to him with difficulty: "I want to vomit!" ”

", big brother, class is about to end, you hold on a little longer!" Looking at me with a blue face, Lin Ye was a little anxious.

"Hmm......" I nodded with the last of my strength, and then pressed my forehead back to my arms, at this time my stomach suddenly began to turn again, I no longer had the strength to swallow the sour water, and after a convulsion in my stomach, the contents of my stomach rushed out. Due to the inertia, my whole head was raised. Because he subconsciously knew that Lin Ye was on the right, his head was a little to the left. This is unfortunate for Huazi, who was sitting next to me, and the female classmates in the front two rows who were listening carefully. My mouth is a fountain mouth, and the filth starts from the ground of the seat, and it takes an arc from left to right in the back row of the classroom, Huazi's side suffers the most damage, and Lin Ye has zero damage.

At first, the students in the front row had no idea what was going on, but when a mixed smell of alcohol, hot pot base, milk, and stomach acid filled the classroom, everything became clear. "Captain Kong" must have seen the world, and it stands to reason that he can see it clearly in his position, but he continues to lecture as if nothing has happened.

As Lin Ye said, soon the bell rang for the end of class, and I hurriedly ran to the toilet to wash my face full of filth, and after washing, I woke up a lot in an instant, and my mind reproduced everything that happened 5 minutes ago over and over again. On the way back to the classroom, I met those female classmates who were "polluted" by me, and I apologized awkwardly, not daring to look at them at all. It must have been full of resentment, and that look would have killed me. Back in the classroom, Lin Ye and Lao Zhao have already begun to deal with my "mess", and they have almost cleaned up. The students didn't care about the cold wind outside, so they opened all the windows for ventilation, and Huazi had already cleaned up his clothes. In the second period, everything was as if nothing had happened, and everyone continued with the class. And I, I wish I had exploded on the spot......

Back in the dormitory at noon, Lin Ye described everything that happened in class to everyone in detail. Lao Zhao and Da Biao's squad leader began to tease me, saying that it was not that I couldn't drink enough, but that "Head Kong's" class was so disgusting that even the students vomited. I was not idle, I quickly issued an "apology statement" on campus, and then began to discuss with the people in the dormitory how to compensate those who were "polluted" by me. Huazi said that everyone knew each other well, so I bought him a pack of cigarettes. The difficult thing was that there were two rows of girls in front of me at that time, two whole "dormitories", and the front row was still from the next class. After all, I still have a little face in the class, and I apologize to the girls in my class one by one, plus my "apprentice" and Sister Shishi help them say good things, and they don't complain about me at all. And the girl in the next class is a little troublesome, after all, I don't know each other very well. In the end, we discussed it and decided to buy them a KFC family bucket.

The next day was Saturday, and after confirming with Huazi, I learned that the next class also had a professional class in the morning, which was professional English, and it was just after us. I thought it was a good opportunity, because I also had to go to class, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to catch up, so I called the 400823823 according to the phone number that was often broadcast in the advertisements at the time, asked for a family bucket, and then rushed to the school gate after class to wait for takeout. While I was waiting, I was thinking about how to give them, what to say, and when to choose to go in. Time passed little by little, and it was getting closer and closer to the end of work, and the legendary KFC delivery boy never came. Just as I was about to make a phone call, a taxi came and stopped in front of me, and a young lady got out of the car with a takeaway box on her back. I'm going, is KFC so proud to deliver food? The young lady handed over the meal to me with full apologies, it turned out that she was afraid of delaying the time, so she specially took a taxi over, and the culture of large enterprises is good.

With the family bucket in hand, I hurried to the target classroom, but unfortunately I still didn't catch the recess, and the second class had already begun. Thanks to the same professional teacher, I am more familiar. With the teacher's acquiescence, I sneaked into the classroom, then gave the family bucket to the dormitory classmates, and after saying a few sorry words, I withdrew. Unexpectedly, as soon as I arrived downstairs from the bishop, the head of their dormitory chased me out with the family bucket and returned it to me, and told me that they didn't take it to heart, it didn't matter, they knew my mind, and they wouldn't accept the family bucket. Because I didn't know how to refuse, in the end, this family bucket was still cheaper than the 5 people in our dormitory, and they repeated what happened the day before while eating, "Hey, I can't stop your mouths with food." ”

Later, whenever we met or communicated in our dormitory, this "living fountain" incident was always a meme, and every time it was as wonderful as if it had just been experienced.