"Your goods, please sign for them."

"Okay, thanks."

Chen Bo grinned at the intelligent robot, and the loading bar of the electronic display screen flashed, showing that the information of the character was consistent and the goods were successfully delivered.

"This is the first few."

"No, you shouldn't ask that, what you should ask is, how many more." Wang Xu made his bed, and a crow jumped to the ground in a plane.

"There are a few more, and my laughter is numb." Chen Bo showed Wang Xu a professional smirk, and he had to show those prescribed teeth, otherwise he would not be able to identify him.

Wang Xu swept the express package on the ground, looked at the items that had been unpacked and placed, and blurted out: "76, all of them will arrive before 23 o'clock tonight." ”

"Oh my God, why don't we do it in two days, we have to pile it all up tonight, I have a hunch that my jaw will twitch when I wake up tomorrow morning, and it's like my mouth has been poured with cement." Chen Bo held his head with both hands, not daring to imagine this.

"Hello, your takeaway."

"Damn, it's fast again..."Chen Bo wanted to scold the mentally handicapped robot, but he heard the word "takeaway" just now.

Turning his head, the school's part-time delivery boy was standing outside the door carrying two portions of fried rice.

"I'm sorry, the Coke is gone, and I can't contact anyone, so I changed it to Sprite, I don't know if it's okay."

"It's okay, I didn't look at my phone just now, I patronized the sheets." Wang Xu stepped past the dense point of the express pile, took the fried rice from the delivery man and thanked him back.

"It's time to eat after a tiring day, take it." Wang Xu sent one of them to Chen Bo's side, there was no small table, and the two had to eat their own food in their own places.

A lot of unusual things happened today, the school's intranet forum is also very lively, the front page headlines are still about brain-eating insects, after investigation found that the recent canteen vomiting incidents are also related to brain-eating insects, the canteen decided to suspend the provision of seafood ingredients, snail noodle lovers innocently shot.

[No, what does your ban on seafood have to do with my snail noodles]

[It's okay, anyway, there aren't many snails in the canteen, so it's not a big problem]

[Finally, I don't have to eat sauerkraut fish with the female ticket, long live, I can finally find a reason to eat roast rice in a bright way]

[If you don't eat seafood, I don't have melons in the rain]

The front page of several other categories is also related to Chen Bo, smoking in the dormitory caused a fire, and the parents of disfigured children decided to sue the school, and it is reported that the school intends to settle privately, and the compensation is as high as one million.

[It is recommended to put the avatar photos of those smokers, I will see if this face is worth 1 million]

[Everyone has an accident, and they are still ridiculing there, do you have any sympathy]

[Isn't smoking not allowed in the dormitory?]

[I'm the only one who wonders why smoking can be disfigured, this is smoking 50 cigarettes in reverse at the same time]

[Get rich, do you need it, you show your face, I'm responsible for contacting the school to ask for money]

The second news is that the student dormitory was shocked by an unknown odor, and the dormitory pipe urgently sprayed deodorant, and the surrounding air quality is not abnormal.

[, I'm on that floor, it's definitely the S tube that exploded, eating takeout in the dormitory is the same as eating S, really]

[Emma, I'm so scared, I'm glad it's not on our side]

[My God, I passed by there today and almost sent it off the spot]

[I can't live anymore, I don't know if the accommodation money can be reimbursed by the school, my whole person is on the verge of collapse]

The third is the grapevine weekly that has just been added...

Astound! A mysterious person doesn't want dormitory belongings, just to get....

Chen Bo clicked into the title, and there were second-hand group chat pictures with the same code as not, and the content was the conversation where Wang Xu called someone to help him clean up his things.

"Are we going to be interviewed, and there are two more injured."

Wang Xu said that he was very innocent about this, "What does it have to do with me, they divide the spoils unevenly, and it is not okay to disassemble the two computers and sell parts, so they have to take them away." ”

The alumni's comments on this matter are also bizarre...

[Good guys, more than a dozen bare-skinned bullying men bravely broke into the girls' building, I called the police directly, what about this posture of robbing relatives]

[I was in the group, I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect there to be such a local tyrant]

[Any one handover is thousands of things, and you miss the opportunity to earn living expenses]

[Keyboard application, well, that's not surprising, as long as anything happens to a keyboard warrior, it's all reasonable]

[I want to find a keyboard warrior to be a male ticket, come sincerely]

Chen Bo glanced at the girl's profile photo, it looked like a network map, it was overly beautiful, it shouldn't be what a normal student girl should look like.

"Maybe it's Prince Kiki."

"Why don't you say Kiki Dragon."

"Kiki dwarves are not bad, either."

Just as the two of you were entertaining He Qiqi one by one, they received a text message reminder at the same time.

"Another credit exam?" Chen Bo was so excited that he broke the chopsticks he was eating.

"It seems that the school is determined to send away those of us who repeat grades, and the credits are sent so diligently."

Wang Xu looked at the content of this exam and couldn't help but smile, "This is the auction theory that we have only experienced after learning to apply it, and this is the test point." ”

"Can the test center for credit assessment and the test center for trial class be the same difficulty?" Chen Bo wanted to use his mobile phone to make up for the questions that he hadn't answered before, but thinking of Wang Xu's overturning experience last time, all related searches must have been blocked.

Wang Xu thought for a while, turned his brain, and said: "I probably guessed what it would test, let's design the auction process according to the auction theory to maximize the income." ”

"Isn't this simple?" At first glance, Chen Bo felt that it was not difficult, and it was even simpler than Piraeus, Greece, which was a global process.

"No, no, no, if you have experienced it, you will know that there is a lot of computing in it, and the brain cells are going to be renewed." Thinking of this, Wang Xu added another supper package to himself.

"You can have a copy too."

Chen Bo nodded: "Of course, give tonight's brain cells the last meal." ”

The follow-up couriers were one after another, Chen Bo simply took a chair and sat at the door, and a simple robot smirked and sent people away, and the courier was sent back to Wang Xu to check and unpack.

"That's it, it's all here."

"Finally liberated." Chen Bo was relieved and slumped into a lump of mud.

"What about disinfectant? The keyboard hasn't been washed yet? ”

Wang Xu exclaimed, "I forgot to place an order, grass." ”

"Then what should I do, I can't hang it out overnight."

"Take it in, it's a shell, it should be fine, I'll go to the convenience store to buy soap and rub it later."

"You have a habit of cleanliness, how much did you spend today?" Chen Bo asked.

"No, no more than 100,000." Wang Xu looked at the bill and corrected: "It's exceeded, it's 136252 yuan." ”

"Good fellow, that's three months' worth of my salary." Chen Bo remembered his days as a code farmer, even if he was rich, he didn't dare to be as generous as Wang Xu, it seemed that he was far from being a real rich man.

"Huh? Where did you get so much money to put on rabbit ears at night and work part-time as a steel pipe cowherd? ”

"Haha, how can there be such a profession, I'm just bragging." Chen Bo realized that he had said the wrong thing and found an excuse to prevaricate.