The Scottish checkered skirt is no stranger to Roland.

Zhu Bajie, who became popular with 'eyes closed and open, a ↗ day has passed, and when his eyes are closed, this life has passed ang (↗)', that is a copycat version of the Scottish checkered skirt in front of 1.3 billion people.

Men wear skirts, which is really normal in Scotland, and why does Roland come up directly after seeing the skirts, and there are always thoughts that the people want to harm me? It's not because I've seen too much!

In "Braveheart", which Mel Gibson wrote, directed and acted in, there was such a scene -

Wallace's Scottish rebels all wore Scottish checkered skirts, and when they were fighting, they would lift their skirts to reveal bare, white, flowery buttocks, and taunt the British soldiers.

Although there are historical errors, Wallace's revolt in the 13th century and the Plaid Skirt in the 16th century, this is only a falsification of history, not how the Plostani was worn and what it was used for.

Not only that, the father of the husband of Hollywood actress Meghan, who is now living in Canada and was complained about by bodyguards, the prince who has a love story of 'a thirteen-year-old princess and an eighteen-year-old beautiful boy who fell in love at first sight' and has retired, that is, because he wore a Scottish checkered skirt according to the orthodox process, his group photos were spread all over the media.

After eating many melons in a row, Roland is naturally extremely sensitive to this skirt, and now ......

"Lizzie." Roland pinched the skirt, shook it away, and after making sure that the size was no different from his own figure, he raised his hand and touched the back of Elizabeth's head, and asked very carefully: "Are you sure you like this style of clothing?" ”

While speaking, Roland also squatted down, and his slightly biased face was full of seriousness.

When the little guy who was already with twinkling eyes heard this, his lips immediately pursed, and his hanging hands pinched the hem of his skirt, revealing a pitiful look on his face, "I like ......"

Before she could finish speaking, Roland began to scare her, "A lying child's nose will grow like Pinocchio!" ”

Elizabeth's facial features tightened, and she quickly changed her words, "...... Hello to you now in this ......"

Huh! That's right!

When Roland heard this, a satisfied smile suddenly bloomed on his face, "Then this skirt ......"

"It's James who wants you to wear ......" Since there was a showdown, Elizabeth had nothing to keep, "As soon as I entered the hotel, I wanted to sleep, but James knocked on our door, pulled my mother and said that the clothes here are so beautiful, so my mother took us downstairs...... I found a shop that sold clothes and bought one for each of us, and you chose it himself by James, and he said that you would definitely look good in a red dress......"

"Then he bought me four chilled pineapple cream pies and told me to bring the dress."

While speaking, Elizabeth's head also drooped slightly, as if she knew that she was wrong, but the small eyes that turned up were peeking at Roland's expression, and the action of licking her mouth with the tip of her tongue seemed to tell Roland that the dessert with a strange name seemed to be very delicious, and after hearing the words like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, James, who had fallen at the door, rolled his eyes.

Hehe...... The case has been solved......

Roland casually stuffed the skirt into the bag, and at the same time asked, "Then did he buy it for himself?" ”

Well?

Faced with this question, Elizabeth was stunned for a few seconds, and her fleshy cheeks swelled like a frog, "Uh...... James doesn't seem to have bought himself ......"

Xiao Loli thought for a while, then bit her lip with her teeth and shook her head.

"Bang!"

In the next second, a dull sound exploded in the ears of the two.

Hearing this, Roland showed an amiable smile, and after rubbing the honest little Loli's head twice, he took the bag and found the assistant and asked him to go to the hotel lobby and get a spare room card.

When Roland brushed open the door of James' room, the burglar chain couldn't stop him at all, and when he got into the room, the unidentified creature on the bed made him hook the corners of his mouth, "James." ”

"Huh?" There was a dull response from the futon.

"Don't you want to explain?" Roland shook the bag in his hand.

"Explanation...... What do you explain? With the shaking of the hill, a head with a bird's nest suddenly grew out of the futon like bean sprouts, the sleepy eyes and blank face seemed to prove to Roland that he didn't know anything, "cough cough ......", he coughed twice, and then blew his nose and said: "I seem to have a cold, people are not feeling well, as soon as I enter the hotel, I fell asleep, do you have something to do with me?" If it's dinner, I don't think I have the strength to go out and eat......"

"Oh...... Do you still have a fever? Roland looked concerned.

"Fever? Yeah! I feel like I'm really hot right now......"

James was stunned for a moment, and then followed Roland's words like a snake to find a new excuse.

"Oh, it's okay, you just put on this outfit."

Roland walked to the head of the bed very kindly, poured all the clothes that James bought with his own hands in front of the other party, and said in a tone of underweight that I was lying, but you dare not deny: "Wearing a skirt in the way of the Scots can not only cover the vital parts, but also achieve physical cooling!" And then you're going out to dinner with us, and the wind is blowing under your skirt, and that kind of comfort is guaranteed to dispel the heat in your heart......"

What？

Wearing a skirt and going out to blow the wind can achieve physical cooling!

Feeling Roland's right hand on his shoulder, James, who wanted to pretend to be sick, suddenly showed a constipation expression that I read less, don't lie to me, but no matter how he resisted, Roland still smiled and stuffed the skirt into the other party's hand.

Roland ...... Forget it...... "James wants to reconcile.

"I'll have to get you another biology teacher...... Roland said with a devilish smile.

"Okay, okay, I'll wear it, I'll wear it, can't I wear it?" James snorted and quickly snatched the skirt over.

"Remember to respect the customs of the Scottish people!" Roland emphasized with great satisfaction.

Hearing this, James's face turned even darker.

Originally......

After entering the Scottish area, seeing the dress of the local residents, and understanding the reason, he thought of pit Roland - the special code of Lao Tzu attends classes during the day, and there are tutors who come to make up for the lessons at night, twenty-four hours a day, and there is only a handful of time to play, the point is, the teachers of science and engineering are still invited by Roland for money!

As for David's opinion?

In the case of the eldest daughter and the second daughter entering Hollywood, the younger daughter is a heel, she goes wherever her sister goes, and Roland appears and hugs his thigh like a koala, James is obviously the heir to the family property.

And in this case......

Isn't it a very reasonable thing to study hard?

Roland added classes, his father acquiesced, and his mother was taking three younger sisters, so James really became a pick-up.

He had no problem wanting to pit Roland's vision, but who told him to find the wrong person?

Let Elizabeth send it, it is better for him to go out himself!

Four chilled pineapple cream pies looking to buy Elizabeth?

You're not dreaming!

You know, as a guy who can laugh to death with a storyboard sketch, when Roland paints a portrait of Elizabeth, it can be lifelike! Isn't it whimsical to tempt a guy who is swiping Rolanka with food!

That's right, Roland gave Elizabeth his card, after all, it's more real than a heart-shaped stone!

And Elizabeth doesn't really use it much, if there is something she wants but her mother doesn't buy it, she will still call.

As for Roland himself?

Sorry, he swiped the secondary card given by David.

╮(╯▽╰)╭

No way, the life of a rich person is so boring.

Therefore, under the threat of Roland's 'plus a tutor', James went in a checkered skirt at dinner that night, and because he was afraid of going away, David was frowning at his twisted pace.

"James."

“Dad？”

"You have a stomachache?"

"No, no......"

"Then you ......"

"Dad, I-I-I just fell in the shower and pulled it to my groin......"

God is so tugging at my groin!

Just folded the napkin in half, and Roland, who had not yet spread it on his lap, almost didn't laugh!

It's really not like a family doesn't enter the door!

Even the excuses are exactly the same!

…………

The checkered skirt didn't really have much effect on Roland; If little Loli wants to see him wear it, then he will just put it on, but who made James's ill-intentioned guy want to join in the fun?

After dinner, Roland, who wanted to leave a deep memory for James, directly proposed to see the night view.

David and Ganetti said that it didn't matter, and the three little loli were also very interested in holding up the camera, only James had an aggrieved face, and the look of wanting to resist but being extremely helpless had a fight with Da Yao's embarrassment of being forcibly dragged to a nightclub.

But Roland ignored him, because Edinburgh at night was really beautiful.

The sky is gray like crying, strolling through the streets, the breeze is more tranquil.

The moon glowed dimly in the misty clouds.

The 61-metre-high Scott Memorial Tower stands out in the brightly lit night scene, while the spires of the National Gallery of Scotland are entangled with yellowish lights, creating a series of pale yellow lights in the misty vapour.

As for Edinburgh Castle?

This castle built on the top of the granite of an extinct volcano is more than 1,500 years old, with cliffs on three sides and a slope on one side, standing alone in a corner of the city; Just walk through the hanging door built 450 years ago, start with the statue of King Robert the Bruce, and walk up the long ladder to the top of the rock, and you can experience the daily life of the night watchman in the North in Game of Thrones.

It is also the place where Milk Cha Lun and his wife took wedding photos.

However, since Edinburgh Castle has haunted legends that haunt the ghosts of headless drummers since 1650, and the ghosts of lone bagpipers who play bagpipes at the base of the castle all year round, as well as the souls of prisoners who were held during the Seven Years' War and were not laid to rest, and what ghost dogs appear in the misty cemetery at night, ......

Roland, who had passed through the rebirth, was a little afraid to go over.

Stand on the Royal Mile Road and look out from afar.

The castle on the cliff stands tall, and because the lights are slanted at 45 degrees from the bottom to the top, it ......

At night, the roof of the castle blends in with the sky.

If I had to describe it, it would be like-

"James, do you think it looks like Batman's castle from the comics?"

Everyone: "......"

Roland's words, it was a big scene, Ben was still there as a tour guide, introducing the various buildings Cole-Nedham suddenly had black lines, and the others who felt that the surrounding scenery had an artistic atmosphere also pouted and looked at Roland.

That look almost didn't shut up Roland.

"I'm just making an analogy." Roland shrugged, "You guys go ahead ......"

No way, although Roland is also coming to Edinburgh for the first time, but because he has read countless films, he looks like he is watching a movie, like Anne Hathaway's "One Day", Tom Hanks's "The Da Vinci Code", "Cloud Atlas", Ewan McGregor's "Trainspotting", Simon Page's "Booker and Hale", Mel Gibson's "Braveheart", Juan Fu's "Sherlock" and a bunch of film and television dramas are filmed here.

Of course, the most influential is naturally Harry Potter.

You know, in order to film "Harry Potter", the British political parties stood together for the first time and changed the law for them! - Because the British "Child Labor Act" stipulates that children under the age of thirteen can only work seven hours a day, and must attend three hours of classes a day, the original trio is only eleven years old, so the filming will never be completed in a year, and if they can't finish filming, they will grow up, not in line with the original book, so the desk in the prime minister's office was blown up, and then within a few months, in order to make the film in the United Kingdom, the parliament directly passed a proposal to amend, the new law not only extended the filming time from seven hours to nine hours, And the children who are filming can also do their homework every four weeks.

They could have quarreled for seven years on Brexit, but they only had one meeting on the Child Labour Act.

This influence is really ......

Huh?

Wait a minute!

Stop！！

How can I ask for it!!

Roland, who touched the scene, was excited!

Harry Potter?

Edinburgh, Scotland?

1994?

Hold the grass!

Isn't this special code a coincidence?

As a guy who saw Chris Columbus, the founding director of "Harry Potter" in the early 90s, Roland is a familiar one to the entire history of the series!

Not only because he's seen the movie, but also because-

Well, Roland confessed that he was a victim of piracy.

Before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince appeared, he saw a copy of Harry Potter and the Marshmallow in a bookstore, and the owner of the book told him in magical words: "This is the original!" Because we were afraid of being investigated, we changed the cover! ”

"There are only a few copies in total, and if you want a hundred, I will sell you!"

At that time, Roland was excited, and decisively took out the money he was going to rush to the pig farm to play "Fantasy Journey to the West", and bought the book home.

As a result, I tore it open and took a look, oh, why is this protagonist called Brother Wolf?

What？

Isn't this special code "Inhuman Pride"?

I've seen it!

That's right, Roland back then was able to use the money from playing games to buy books, but the point was that he was cheated!

In this case, do you say he can not be impressed?

And later, because he couldn't get mixed up in the circle, when he changed to a video, he knew that "Philosopher's Stone" had already begun to be submitted at the beginning of 94, not only that, but he also knew that the copyright of "Harry Potter" had never been in Warner's hands!

Warner has always been an agency!

In '97, a guy named David registered a film company called Sheng Ri in London, and in '99 he had already obtained the film adaptation rights of "Harry Potter", as for who is he?

He was a member of the Jewish Gang.

After graduating in '83, he learned to film with David Lean through his parents' relationship in '84, and in '86, he got a creative supervisor position at Warner, and then became the vice chairman of MGM-Luen Mei.

His father, John, was Jewish and had a very close relationship with Elizabeth Taylor, while his mother, Norma, was traditionally British and had a very good relationship with Anthony Hopkins.

Of course, his interpersonal relationships are not the focus, the focus is on the "Harry Potter" series of movies, which is a resource in the Jewish gang, and when the project was first established, the documents were placed on Steven Spielberg's desk, but because he had to let Haley Osmont play Harry Potter, he was strongly opposed by JK Rowling, so the old man withdrew from the project.

And the so-called fifty-person director audition is just an excuse for the crew's publicity.

After Spielberg withdrew, Chris Columbus spent two weeks writing the script and was offered the directorship.

And J.K. Rowling also relented, and the casting range changed from the island of Great Britain to the British.

No way, you can't do it if you don't let go, you've already rejected a guy from the Jewish Gang, do you want to reject a second one?

You kind of magic movie, you can't hold it at home without special effects!

It was precisely because he knew these things that Roland did not take Harry Potter to heart.

One is that he knows that JK Rowling is a stubborn temper, and even if he gets it first, he can't let Elizabeth play the little beaver; The second is that the project was originally placed in the office of DreamWorks, and he just needs to wait for the documents to come again, and then let the old man vote for it. You don't shoot, you invest in the head office, right? For the sake of the apprentice as a director?

As long as the IP can stay in DreamWorks, the bad film can continue to rot.

This practice can not only bring you good profits, but also hit your peers!

The point is to make Disney's envy drool, how good!

And now......

Roland's eyes flickered.

Since you're here, let's go and see it?

He has the money to make this stuff when he publishes it, and he has the money to make it when it comes to movies, and as for the distribution......

Sony has already given in vain!

"Roland?" A sweet and greasy call came from ahead.

Roland, who had been standing there and thinking for a long time, instantly came back to his senses.

Feeling the puzzled gaze, he quickly smiled and said, "Oh...... I remembered one thing......"

"What do you think of again? It's not Night Monkey, is it? James, who was on his thighs, complained.

"No, no, no......" Roland shook his head again and again, and at the same time, he also looked at Cole Niedhand on the side, "Before I came to the UK, James Cameron recommended me a Scottish elephant café, and he said that the coffee there was delicious......"

"Do you know where it is?"

That's right! If you don't know how to explain your anomaly, then throw the blame!

Anyway, the truck driver is used to carrying the blame, and he won't mind! (Cameron: Not your mother's head!) ）

"Elephant Cafe? I don't really know about that......"

Cole Nedham thought for a few seconds, then shook his head, "But I can help you ask......"

"Okay, I'll wait for your good news......" Roland made an OK gesture.

However, before Cole Niedhand could go to the surrounding shops to inquire, he asked again with curiosity: "You just said James Cameron?" How did he find out about this café? ”

"Oh! Huh? He has always wanted to make a movie related to the Titanic, this is not a British White Star cruise ship! And he drove from England to New York, so he came to England to look for information about the year! Roland Zhang's mouth is laid.

Cameron is so familiar with him, you can find a reason casually! (Cameron: Then I really have to thank you!) ）

"I see! That's great......"

Cole Nedham likes to hear this kind of little story, and when he learns what happened, he smiles and goes into the shop next to him.

And after everyone followed him around twice and asked seven or eight shops, Roland finally saw the red café.

Standing in the doorway and glancing around, there were only four people in the cold shop - except for the owner behind the bar, two middle-aged women sitting at the coffee table, and the stroller parked next to them.