Chapter 33: You Pick My Hair, I'll Poke Your Eyes! (Ask for a recommendation ticket!) )
Zhenyang sighed and glanced at these Uchiha with great regret, "If all you have is this kind of awareness, then in my opinion, you should all go home early and find your own mother, so as not to waste everyone's time." ”
"What the hell do you mean? Fool us! ”
This time the Uchiha Breeze didn't stop the questioning of the person behind him, because he was also feeling irritated.
"What the hell do you want? If you find an excuse and don't dare to fight, just say it! ”
Zhenyang didn't answer this question directly, but asked an irrelevant question with the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth, "You... Have a dream? You guys... Want to be a good ninja? ”
Although I didn't know what tricks the other party was playing, the Uchiha Breeze, who had already been controlled by True Yang, nodded after hesitating for a moment, "So what?" Does it have anything to do with what's going on at hand? ”
"Then let me ask you again, do ninjas get paid for taking missions?"
Uchiha Breeze was stunned again, "How is it impossible not to be paid." ”
"Yes, how can a ninja use his life as a bargaining chip and take great risks to complete the task desperately, how can he not be paid?"
"And I, have always had a dream!"
"That's to be the best ninja, so I'm going to strictly follow the ninja's creed."
"So, if there is no reward for this 'mission', then even if I can easily defeat you, I will not continue to waste time here, ninja time is life!"
"Originally, I thought that you all had such lofty ideals, but now that I look at it, it seems that I am making a fool of myself."
A 'sincere' speech possessed by Martin Luther King Jr. directly shocked everyone in a daze.
Be... Is that so?
It makes sense, but it feels like something isn't quite right...
"Ninja's time is life... You're right! It really doesn't matter if there is no meaningful fight in line with the basic qualities of a good ninja, and it seems that these idiots have finally done something smart. ”
The Uchiha breeze was flickered and lame, and the gaze that looked at Zhenyang turned out to be a little sympathetic, which made Zhenyang, who noticed it, subconsciously shudder, this thing doesn't have any special fetishes.
Hinata Tokugawa, who was scolded as a fool again, immediately said angrily: "Who is the fool scolding? ”
"Idiot scolds you!" The Uchiha who had flaunted the Uchiha breeze before was already 5 years old immediately scolded back.
"Hahaha, yes, you're right."
“.....”
Uchiha Breeze's pig teammate is online again, making the black line at his end, regretting for the first time that he brought this idiot out of the house, why didn't he see it before.
What's even funnier is that this guy hasn't reacted yet, and asked the people around him with a strange face, "What are these idiots laughing at?" I scolded them, and they still laughed? Sick, right? ”
The Uchiha breeze finally couldn't help it, "You shut up for me!" From now on, you are not allowed to say a word without my permission! ”
The other party was stunned, and then looked aggrieved.
What the hell is going on here?
I'm angry for you, big brother!
After the episode passed, the Uchiha Breeze directly turned back to the topic: "You say, how about winning, what if you lose." ”
Seeing that the other party finally jumped into the pit, Zhenyang smiled and said, "You guys... Did you bring all the money? ”
After 5 minutes.
There were two piles of miscellaneous items placed in the open space next to them, and almost all the things on the Uchiha Breeze and the others were taken out, totaling one thousand eight hundred and fifty-two taels, plus 5 kunai, 12 shurikens and a smoke bomb.
Should it be said that it is worthy of a big family?
Although the Uchiha clan is not welcomed, they are still quite rich, and almost every one of these Uchiha Breeze people has a few hundred taels of pocket money.
And the kunai and shuriken are all things they carry with them, only the smoke bomb is contributed by the "our eldest brother is 5 years old" and "stupid scolding you" children's shoes, which were originally stolen out and prepared to be set off as fireworks...
Together, these things are the bargaining chips in this group fight, but only on the Uchiha's side.
In order to make up something of equal value, Hinata Tokugawa and the others, who didn't have a few dollars on them, originally gritted their teeth and wanted to go back to get it, but Zhenyang directly waved his small hand, and took out five thousand taels from his arms and shook it off.
The Uchiha's side immediately fell silent...
"Now that the rules have been set and the chips are available, let's get started."
"Well, come on!"
This time, Zhenyang nodded rather cheerfully in agreement.
Although there is not much money, it is not bad to have a long-term stable way to make extra money!
And he can also regularly test what he has learned, and the actual combat effect of practicing ninjutsu with these guys can be described as killing multiple birds with one stone.
"I'm such a clever little ghost!"
After Mei Zizi gave herself a thumbs up, Mayo silently stood behind Hinata Tokugawa and the others, and by the way, he also pulled Tsunade along.
It's not that he's afraid, but for the sake of safety, it's the safest and most trouble-free way for Hinata-Tokugawa and these 'old acquaintances' to exchange money with each other, and then he and Tsunade jump out to clean up the mess.
If you can win easily, why do you want to give it your all?
Anyway, the other party didn't take him and Tsunade seriously, so it was better to wait a while and surprise the other party!
"I'll start counting 321!"
"Three, two, one, beat them up!"
With Zhenyang's order, the five Hinata Tokugawa and the Uchiha five rushed directly to the middle to fight!
Everyone knows that there has been a group fight like this more than once, and after being inked for a long time just now, both sides have a fire in their hearts.
So this battle immediately became dark, thrilling, dangerous, and exciting...
Well, it's really exciting.
You punch me, I kick you!
You pick my hair, I poke you in the eye!
You immortal show the way, my monkey steals peaches!
Zhenyang, who was watching the battle, was fascinated, and seeing that no one would find him for a while, he simply acted as the king of the mouth.
"Hinata Tokugawa, kick his ass!"
"Two dogs, bite him!"
"Oh, Lu Ji, you're too vegetable, you can't dodge your fists so slowly, didn't you eat at noon today?"
", what a trick to roll on a lazy donkey! Quickly stand up and fight back with the wings of the white crane, what do you think! ”
"Yes, that's it! Jump on him and bite him in the ear! ”
Zhenyang is cool, but the Hinata Tokugawa people who fought are a little miserable.
Lu Ji, who was beaten as a one-eyed panda, wanted to say, "I ate full at noon, but I didn't eat at night!" ”
The oil girl Shima, who had just gotten up from the ground, looked confused, "White crane wings? You told me how to make the white crane's wings! ”
Only the honest Qiu Dao Tangxi hesitated for a moment, and directly jumped on the other party's back with tonnage, but before he could bite the other party's ear, the other party was directly pressed under him.
So...
"Do I still bite?"