Chapter 287: A Cold Joke Treasured for Many Years (Ask for Subscription!) )
In short, the completion of the book "Violet Evergarden" has a huge impact on the industry.
Enjoying the heated discussions on various forums, Su Chen also began to think about the next book.
Now the light door has been successfully opened by him, and the reading group has changed from the original majority of women to the current half of men and women.
This is a good sign, which means that the light will gradually move steadily towards the ideal state in his heart.
During the day, Su Chen didn't go to the store, and he was lazy at home for a long time.
Spread it comfortably on the sofa, take your mobile phone to brush up and comic comments, and look at the circle of authors in Longkong, post it or something, it's quite comfortable.
Of course, this comfort only belongs before Su Xiaoxiao gets up.
According to the other party's fairy-like biological clock, around half past ten in the morning, the little girl got up.
Seeing that Su Chen didn't go to the store but stayed at home, he couldn't help but be surprised.
"Brother, are you skipping work again?"
"It's not skipping work, I'm just giving myself a day off."
"Why didn't I see you resting before?" Su Xiaoxiao, "Brother, you're lazy. ”
"Why is this lazy?" Su Chen's words were retorted, "Vacation is a basic operation, right?" If you look at other civil servants, students, etc., they can all enjoy national holidays, and then look at my kind of work? Cartoonist, Writer...... There is no holiday all year round, and I threw up. ”
"Do you think this can be endured?"
The more he talked about it, the more excited Su Chen became.
He even wanted to call the top management of the Lightning Strike Library at a certain point and ask if he could enjoy an annual leave or something.
Su Xiaoxiao thought for a while: "What you said makes sense, it's really hard." ”
During this time, Su Chen was speeding up the manuscript again, and he was double-opened at a certain point, plus he had to answer countless calls from the production team every day, and he felt hard to watch.
Asking for such an abnormal leave today, shouldn't it be exhausting?
Well, quite possibly.
Su Xiaoxiao, who was thinking so much in his heart, decided to let the other party relax on his day off in order to make his brother not work so hard.
So she said, "Brother, go and prepare lunch." ”
"I've worked so hard, and you can't bear to let me prepare lunch?" Su Chen.
"It's because of the hard work that I made you prepare lunch, and I believe that cooking will definitely divert your attention and make you happy." The white finger tapped the tip of Su Chen's nose, and Su Xiaoxiao was serious.
“……”
What kind of bullshit happiness is this!
If cooking for you is a pleasure, then I'd rather not have it.
He sighed lightly with a complicated face, and despite the protest in his heart, Su Chen still cooked after that and made her a simple lunch.
A plate of ordinary potato chips and green peppers.
Plus ordinary white rice.
After the little girl who had finished washing saw it, she rolled her eyes resentfully, and her interest and appetite in her heart were greatly reduced.
"Is that all?"
Faced with dishes like potato chips and green peppers, she really couldn't arouse her interest.
However, Su Xiaoxiao is not a picky eater, even if it is a green pepper that most young people hate very much, he can eat it without pressure.
No, I commented on it while eating.
"You green pepper...... It doesn't smell like a green pepper. ”
Su Xiaoxiao picked up a slice of green pepper with chopsticks, put it in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully, and then made a bold guess:
"You say, could it be that the boss who sells green peppers has done something to you?"
"Well, that's possible."
Su Chen looked at his phone very calmly, without raising his head, and dealt with the other party casually.
Su Xiaoxiao: "Well, for example, the green pepper was mixed with apples or something like that." ”
"If you really want to mix with Apple, the boss will lose."
"Huh? Turns out apples are more expensive than green peppers? ”
"You don't even know that?"
After a period of unnourished conversation.
Su Xiaoxiao finished eating and suddenly asked, "Brother, is your book going to be sold in the bookstore this weekend?" ”
Hearing this, Su Chen raised his head: "Are you talking about "The Devotion of Suspect X"? ”
"Yes, yes, yes! I've also read this book, and I've rewarded you with a Silver Alliance Master! ”
"Well, it's going on sale this weekend, and it's been finalized, so don't forget to go to the bookstore and buy a copy then."
Anyway, this thing is a physical book, so it's not a loss to buy a collection.
There's a saying.
There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book.
If you want to buy books, you'll still support it.
If you have kryptonite kung fu in the game, you might as well read more.
"Will buy it, will buy it." The little girl waved her hand, "But I really didn't see it, brother, you still have the wisdom to write suspense." ”
"What do you want to say?" Su Chen stared at her suspiciously.
"Since your suspense reasoning is so well written, brother, I will test you with a few questions."
"No problem."
Su Chen was happy when he heard it.
He thought in his heart, although he is not the original author of the Eight Classics, he still has great wisdom, plus he has seen a lot of suspense works in his previous life, can he still be asked by your little girl?
So he confidently agreed.
Immediately, Su Xiaoxiao's question began.
"First question, brother, why can't the fox stand steadily?"
She asked a very simple, vague question.
However, it made Su Chen stunned.
What the hell is this question?
I thought that the other party was going to come up with some complicated and meticulous detective exam questions, but I didn't want it to be a simple and loophole question?
Just the possibility that the fox will be unstable, he can directly tell you no less than ten possibilities here.
Picking an ideal answer, he tentatively replied, "Well, because this fox is injured?" ”
"Wrong!"
The little girl first waved her little hand coldly, and then the painting style changed abruptly, and her tone gradually sand sculptured.
"Because the fox is cunning, hahaha didn't expect it, right?"
Su Chen: "......"
He couldn't help but look at each other with caring eyes.
"You're a brain teaser, it's not a reasoning question at all, right?"
"I didn't even say anything about the reasoning." Su Xiaoxiao pretended to be stupid and played a classic word game.
"Oh, let's move on, the second question, a hunter shot at a sleeping fox, but the hunter himself died, may I ask why?"
“emmm…… Hunter heart attack? ”
"Wrong! Because this fox is a reflex fox, hahaha I didn't expect it. ”
“…… Mental retardation. The corners of Su Chen's eyes jumped wildly.
At this moment, he felt that he should not answer the other party's mentally retarded questions.
But the little girl obviously didn't ask enough.
"The third question! The reflex fox woke up and saw a hunter, but it immediately turned around and ran, why is that? ”
"Uh...... Because that's Monster Hunter? This time he answered completely according to the logic of a brain teaser.
However......
"Big mistake!" Su Xiaoxiao explained seriously, "Because a really smart species knows how to avoid any unnecessary risks, and the same is true for being a human being." ”
“…… Remember, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you, do you understand? ”
“??? I'm ......."
"Come on, come on, let's move on to the fourth question ......"
"Gan! You give me a mellow roll! I'm not here to listen to you tell you a joke that has been cherished for years! (Fall)"
"Hee-hee-hee."
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