Chapter 20 Gain and Loss, Demon Capital Lu Fengxian wants to cry without tears!

Tao Ying cleaned up the battlefield and joined forces with Lu Bu and marched towards the east gate of Ju County.

For this seizure, Lu Bu was not embarrassed to rob Tao Ying.

After all, he just came to sweep the tail, and it was mainly Tao Yingbu who broke up Xiao Jianbu.

Besides, he still can't look down on the materials and money of hundreds of people.

Tao Ying naturally smiled.

The demon capital Lu Feng returned to the team first.

The players gathered around him and began to ask him what had happened to him when he went to Xiapi.

After the demon capital Lu Fengxian came to Xiapi all the way, with the documents given by Tao Ying, he met Lu Bu very smoothly.

At that time, Lu Bu was drinking and having fun with his beloved concubine Diao Chan.

The demon capital Lu Feng saw Lu Bu first, first attracted by his heroic and powerful figure, and then saw Diao Chan, and almost stared out his eyes.

As a person of Blue Star, I have seen a lot of beauties on TV, but where have I seen such a beautiful woman in ancient costumes in reality.

He suddenly lost his mind and almost drooled.

"Bold!"

Lu Bu saw this little minion staring at his beloved concubine in a daze, and he was angry in his heart and shouted.

Demon Capital Lu Fengxian only felt a thunder explode in his ears, and the blood vessels in his body felt like they were about to burst, his heart was beating faster as if he was about to jump out of his throat, his body was weak, and he sat on the ground.

I almost scared the pee.

Fortunately, Lu Bu saw that he was a messenger, and this warning only used half a part of his strength, otherwise, the demon capital Lu Feng was afraid that he would die in Xiapi without saying a word, and the mission would fail.

Demon Capital Lu Fengxian hurriedly lay on the ground and confessed: "The general is angry!" When I saw the general's heroism for the first time, I was surprised by the beauty of his wife, the villain was short-sighted, and he didn't check some gaffes for a while, so please don't be weird to the general! ”

Seeing that this messenger under Tao Ying's subordinates was still speaking in a screeching manner, Lu Bu restrained his anger slightly.

These days, scholars are scarce talents!

As a rough man, he suffered a lot of losses without culture, and was played by various tricks in Chang'an, until he met Chen Gong in Yanzhou, he entered the sea like a dragon and became a prince. Seeing Chen Gong's strategy and awareness of the overall situation, Lu Bu at this time admired the reader even more.

But the person in front of him blasphemed his beloved concubine and had to be punished.

"Since you say that I am heroic and my wife is beautiful, then you will be punished to compose a poem for each of us in a stick of incense, and if you have made it, I will forgive you for the sin of disrespect. Otherwise, cut off your dog's head as an example! ”

A stick of incense burns in the censer.

When the demon capital Lu Fengxian heard this, he was stunned.

He can also say something half-literate, how can he have the talent to compose poetry, isn't this Lu Bu embarrassed me Lu Fengxian?

Demon Capital Lu Fengxian was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

He stared straight at the curling cigarette floating, and then, with a roll of his eyes, he had an idea.

He came to a pillar, sat down with his back against it, and said to Lu Bu, "Please let me consider it, general." ”

With that, he immediately went offline.

Lu Bu saw him closing his eyes and crooked beside the pillar, but he didn't care, the literati were all so virtuous, thinking that he was thinking seriously.

How did he know that the Demon Capital Lu Feng went offline immediately after he finished speaking, found his team, and asked them to help search for poems describing Lu Bu and Diao Chan.

The poems describing Diao Chan's beauty are easy to find, but it is still a little difficult to describe Lu Bu.

How many poems in ancient and modern times describe Lu Bu, in addition to saying that he is brave, most of them will have a derogatory meaning, what "when Lu Bu came, he sent Luo, and he should not vote for Xu and Yuan." ”; or sigh at the scene downstairs of the White Gate, such as "Yu is better than the poor Lu Bu of the White Gate, and wants to hide the saddle horse affair from Cao".

If you tell these poems to Lu Bu, wouldn't you be looking for death?

Lu Bu's hymns are also available, but most of them mention the Yuanmen Halberd, such as "Wenhou Shen shot the world, and once solved the danger to Yuanmen alone".

The Yuanmen halberd shooting hasn't happened yet, throw this kind of poem out, Lu Bu will be stunned!

There is another point, this poem can't be too obscure, it must be straightforward, otherwise Lu Bu can't understand it, wouldn't it be cold?

Fortunately, the team is still powerful.

Soon, the two poems were delivered to him, and the demon capital Lu Feng first memorized them against time and immediately went online.

Blue Star's one minute, ten minutes passed in the game, and he couldn't afford to delay it.

When Lu Fengxian was reciting poems in the demon capital, the pillar of incense burned little by little, and seeing that the incense was about to burn to the buttocks, Lu Bu put down the wine glass and looked at Tao Ying's messenger.

It seems that the person in front of him has no talent to learn, and after a while, he will be cut down.

Anyway, the paperwork is here, and it doesn't matter if there is a messenger or not.

Demon Capital Lu Feng opened his eyes first, and he was relieved to see that there was still a little bit of this pillar of incense before it was completely burned.

It's okay, almost!

He sat there, without any extra movements, and directly threw out the two poems one by one, for fear that he would speak slowly and forget the poem he had just memorized:

"Qiyu Xuanyu is a seven-foot man, and his sword eyebrows and tiger eyes are better than Pan An. Since childhood, he has learned martial arts and won the crown of Yong Mingyu. With thousands of troops and horses, why is it difficult to find out what to do? The good horse red rabbit added tiger wings, and Fang Tian painted a halberd to lose the enemy's courage. ”

Carrying it on his back, the demon capital Lu Fengxian was also infected by the poems, and gradually became arrogant, standing up and reading aloud.

"The two horses intersected and Fang Yue died, and Mu Shun died with a halberd in his hand. Before the Tiger Prison passed, how could he have worked hard to halve? The light halberd broke his arm Wu Anguo, and he bravely retreated from Gongsun Zhan. Look around and laugh: all heroes in the world are in vain! ”

After praising Lu Bu, he looked at Diao Chan again, with some obsession and appreciation:

"It was originally a person from Zhaoyang Palace, and Jing Hongwan turned his palm, only suspected of flying over Dongting Chun. According to the Liangzhou lotus step steadily, the good flower wind is new, and the painting hall is warm and warm. ”

After reading it, he bowed to the two of them: "Wen Hou, madam, I am fortunate not to be dishonored!" ”

Lu Bu was overjoyed when he heard the poem, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, a good 'heroes in the world are in vain', and a good 'painting hall is warm and warm'!" Mr. Cai, Bu already knew, before, it was a certain abruptness! ”

He stood up and walked down, held the demon capital Lu Fengxian in his arms, and instructed his subordinates:

"Come, give a seat and wine, a bounty of one hundred taels, and a horse of brocade!"

The demon capital Lu Fengxian was overjoyed when he heard the words and made a fortune!

The subordinates moved the tables and chairs and set up the wine and food, and let the demon capital Lu Feng sit down first.

Lu Bu raised his glass and invited: "I haven't asked Mr. Daming yet, what position do you hold?" ”

Demon Capital Lu Feng took a sip of wine first, suppressing the shock.

Not to mention, this wine is quite delicious, sweet, isn't this special similar to rice wine fruit wine, how many degrees can it have?

No wonder these generals can drink several cans one by one.

"Wen Hou called me as 'sir', I dare not be ashamed, and I am now serving as the commander of Tao Duwei."

What's long? Isn't that overkill? Wouldn't it be easy for him to be a staff clerk or something? Lu Bu was overjoyed in his heart, and poured a full glass of wine into his mouth.

"My name ......" he was a little embarrassed, but he still said it head-on, "Demon Capital Lu Fengxian!" ”

Burst!

Hearing this, Lu Bu squirted out the wine he had just drunk in his mouth, and squinted at him:

"What do you say your name is?"

When Ghost Li saw the real Li Kui, Lu Fengxian, the demon capital, couldn't wait to bury his head in the crotch of his pants, and his voice was like a mosquito: "The demon capital ...... Lu Fengxian ......"

"Where is the Magic Capital?" Lu Bu thought for a second, puzzled, and didn't bother to think deeply, the person in front of him turned out to have the same name as him, which made him very angry.

He is invincible in the world, and his name is not unique!

Although the names are all taken by the elders and have nothing to do with the person in front of him, he just doesn't like it!

If Lu Bu knew that the name of Lu Fengxian, the demon capital in front of him, was taken by him himself, he was afraid that he would be cut off without saying a word.

At this time, the servant brought up a hundred taels of gold and brocade.

"Wait! Take all these things back, no reward! ”

Lu Bu stopped, and rewarded a fart! As for recruiting him as a staff member, don't even think about it!

Demon Capital Lu Fengxian saw the large amount of money in his hand flying, and his heart was dripping blood.

I knew that there was today, and I wouldn't have taken this name if I killed him!

Hearing this, the players laughed.

"A hundred taels of gold and brocade! We've been playing for so long, we haven't even seen a silver tael, and you get so much in one mission, I was sour, but now ...... Hahaha! ”

"The most painful thing in the world is not to ask for it, but to ...... Gain and loss! Hahaha! ”

"I said, how can this dog plan be so generous, it turns out to be teasing you!"

Everyone was laughing, in addition to the sad face of the demon capital Lu Fengxian, Changshan Zhao Zilong was also distressed.

Is it too late to change the name?