I only heard that the door of the sports equipment room was slammed, but fortunately, Mikaka and Ye Wuwu blocked the door with various instruments when they were talking just now. Otherwise, they would have rushed in.

But even then, it won't last long.

Mikaka was pondering the timing of the golden cicada's shelling, but he heard a "bang", and the small window was kicked open.

Could it be that the Hunters are going to come in through the window?

Mikaka and Ye Wuwu stared nervously at the window, their breathing seemed to stop, and a chill came out. And the door behind them had been smashed through a big hole by the Oryza, and many hands had reached through the hole, as if to grab them, accompanied by their roar, "Uh-uh! Ate Mikaka! Eat him! ”

I'm messing with someone! Mikaka shouted in his heart, he just wants to be a quiet beautiful boy, and now the beautiful boy is not a beautiful boy, but is going to become someone else's meat?

This bad luck is no one.

The strongest decrepit boy in history, if it's over like this, can this book still be written?

Mikaka just wants to ask the author to show mercy to his subordinates.

I almost knelt down and called the author "Dad".

But he didn't know that he Mikaka was just a character that the author gave when he wrote Qi Mu.

Websitem.

In layman's terms, this male duo is no different from the phone bill.

But there is no end to it.

A voice came from outside the window: "You two, climb out!" ”

"!" Mikaka is not stupid, who knows who is ambushing outside, in case it is a vicious hunter.

But Ye Wuwu didn't hesitate to move the stool, intending to climb out of the window.

Mikaka hurriedly stopped, "Worry-free sister, aren't you afraid of fraud?" ”

Ye Wuwu turned around and looked at him, "Mikaka, do you have any other good way?" ”

"Truth be told, there is no ......"

Instead of staying in this house and waiting to die, it is better to climb out and fight.

Moreover, Ye Wuwu said: "Don't worry." The person outside is Teacher Zuo. ”

"What is the left teacher and the right teacher, they are all pretending to hunt!"

"But this is true." Ye Wuwu didn't know why, she trusted Zuo Junnan extraordinarily, and she climbed out of the small window.

Seeing that she had climbed out and was safe and sound, Mikaka didn't dare to delay.

The door to the gymnasium room was about to be smashed, and the things that were used to hold the door were kicked over. If he doesn't run away, he won't have a chance.

Mikaka ran up to the stool, intending to get out of the small window.

Unexpectedly, he was stuck again this time.

"I'll go!" For this kind of cookie-cutter encounter, Mikaka just wants to complain, you are an uncreative author, can't you arrange a little innovative decay?

The author replied: The routine is not afraid of getting old, and it can abuse you.

"Mikaka, you should hurry up!" Ye Wuwu shouted anxiously.

If it weren't for the fear that the intimate contact would make Mikaka unlucky, she would have gone up and pulled him up.

And Zuo Junnan, who was standing beside her, hurriedly walked over.

Take a look at the situation.

Zuo Junnan said: "Mikaka, exhale, close your abdomen!" ”

Mikaka complied.

His body was also pulled out a little. But at this time, Shi Zhenxian had already entered through the hole in the door.

He ran up behind Mikaka and bit his ass like a wolf was going to eat a man, holding on to his ass.

"Whoa!" Mikaka wailed bitterly.

"Let go of me! Let me go! He kicked his feet desperately, but Shi Zhenxian just refused to let go, as if he had a soft spot for Mikaka's ass.

"Sei wolf! Lewd suo! Salty shi! Mikaka scolded three forbidden words in a row.

But the other party is hunting, who cares about this kind of benevolence and morality.

"Help!" Mikaka had no choice but to ask Zuo Junnan for help.

Zuo Junnan looked at Shi Zhenxian, thought about it, and took out a pill from his pocket.

"There's just one left. You hurry up and eat it. ”

"What is this?" Mikaka looked at the red pill in his hand, confused.

"Don't ask. Eat it and you'll know. "Zuo Junnan is mysterious.

Mikaka always felt that there was something wrong with this medicine.

"Don't eat it anymore. Your ass is about to be gnawed! ”

was so frightened by Zuo Junnan, Mikaka was also nervous.

No matter what the medicine is, take it first!

Mikaka swallowed the medicine. The medicine was very fast, and he suddenly felt a little fussy in his stomach and wanted to fart a little.

What an indecent thing it is to fart. He can't ruin people.

However, he really couldn't help it.

"Puff puff!"

Mikaka shyly let out three farts in a row. It's still a very smelly kind.

A foul of odor suddenly filled the air.

Damn, it stinks. Mikaka covered her nose and almost smoked herself to death.

He was almost stunned, let alone Shi Zhenxian who was holding his ass.

That fart directly knocked Shi Zhenxian unconscious.

He foamed at the mouth and fainted on the ground.

"Mikaka, you're not a generation of fart kings!" Ye Wuwu expressed his deep respect for him.

"Actually, you don't have to praise me like that."

Mikaka wasn't happy at all. But thankfully, he finally escaped.

Mikaka crawled out of the small window.

At this time, the door of the sports equipment room was also knocked open.

Qin Sijie's gang of Xiao Hunt frantically pounced, stretched out his hand from the small window, and shouted angrily: "Mikaka, don't want to run." I'm going to eat you! ”

"Want to eat me? Hee-hee, eat my fart first! ”

Mikaka inexplicably has the king skill of farting, no, isn't it a waste?

He goes back to the small window, with his ass facing inward, then inhales, holds his breath for five seconds, and releases!

"Puff puff!"

A series of stinky farts sounded like firecrackers, causing the people in the house to foam at the mouth one by one, fall to the ground and roll their eyes.

This fart, it's awesome.

Mikaka pinched his nose and ran back to Zuo Junnan and Ye Wuwu's side.

The two of them avoided him, "Hey, don't come here, we don't want to be poisoned." ”

"Woo. Even you detest me. ”

"Who made you fart so stinky! You fart king! ”

"I don't want to. Fart to save your life is also a helpless strategy! ”

"Anyway, stay away from us."

Mikaka is so miserable, he is disliked to such an extent, just Ye Wuwu's sister paper, broom star physique, and I am embarrassed to dislike him. However, Mikaka also thinks that his fart stinks, which is not counting, and he has strong staying power, and he looks a little uncontrollable.

"Poof!" This is not? He rang again.

"Vomit vomit!" If it weren't for Ye Wuwu and Zuo Junnan being far away, they wouldn't have been able to escape the fate of being stunned.

Mikaka tried to redeem his crumbling good boy character: "It's none of my business, it's the medicine that Teacher Zuo gave me." Anyway, teacher, what are you using this medicine for? ”

Zuo Junnan said: "This is a special medicine used to treat constipation. I bought it from the ghost market before. Its scientific name is "Blockbuster". If a constipated person eats it, it will solve the problem. But if a normal person eats it, he won't stop farting. ”

"Huh...... No wonder it's a blockbuster......"

The corners of Mikaka's mouth twitched, this scientific name is too apt!