Chapter 251: Fang Ran's Escape Plan (1) - The Temptation of Pancake Fruit
Maybe it's a monologue after two chapters, it's a bit too abrupt and too direct.
But I'll say it anyway.
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I can't live this day!!! (hides his face and weeps bitterly)
Fang Ran, who lied about his stomachache, sat on the toilet seat.
Thinking back to the days I have lived that is not like a human life, I covered my face tightly with my hands.
It's been five days, it's been five days!!
Those hellish days have been going on for five days!
Look at what I've been doing for five days!
I didn't play with my phone, I didn't watch anime, I didn't touch my computer!
Wake up in the morning, start with a glass of water and a piece of bread, followed by a 10,000-meter run! (Although I can't hold on....) )
But it hurts to shoot on the ground, okay?
And I'm going to keep training after that!
Extreme parkour!
Do you know how tiring that is!
What the? You don't know, well, I'll give you a chestnut.
Imagine a wrestling after you've run a thousand meters with all your might, and think about how much your muscles hurt.
Not to mention, I'm going to have to be hammered by that abominable wood monster for three hours after that (*?)
During this period, I don't know how many times I will be tired and faint, and how many times I will suffer from 'broken muscles and wrong bones'.
Although I feel that every minute and second of standing and training is a miracle, but that's all.
There is no mobile phone to play, no Internet, no entertainment, anyway, every day I am either tired and fainted, or in the tired and fainting training.
But... There was one thing I had to resist!
......
I've been eating that for five days!!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻
Fang Ran covered his face with one hand with a bitter and complicated face, feeling that he couldn't face his life.
There's a huge frightening fact that you may not believe when you say it.
But for five days, Fang Ran didn't eat anything but bread and.
And the most terrible thing is that you think that a meal at noon is the most desperate thing?
No.
Fang Ran reliably told you that a meal of at noon was not the most desperate thing, what made him most desperate was...
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There is also one more meal in the evening.
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Burst.... (A mouthful of old blood)
Tired and tired, no entertainment, and eating shit every day, the most terrible thing is that the shit is really fucking nutritious, every time he eats Fang Ran feels hot in his lower abdomen, and he has been supporting him to complete the afternoon training before passing out in his bed.
However, Fang Ran felt that he couldn't do this anymore.
I can't live this day.
So Fang Ran's face was solemn at the moment, like constipation, and the expression that matched the scene at the moment was decided!
He's going to run away!
Get out of this hellish place!
Anyway, the queen is not around, he just runs away, and no one can care about him.
There is no old brother, and there is no small or undetermined wall grass!
No one can stop me anymore!
Wahahahaha (villain laughs)
Then Fang Ran sat on the toilet lid, grinding his teeth and smiling, took out the chocolate box, and a blank card was poured out by him.
"Come out! Geoduck! ”
In order to escape, he even did not hesitate to use the means of infiltrating on the night pearl, the light flickered in Fang Ran's hand, and the pattern on the blank card gradually became clear.
【Pull】
"I remember, the exit was in.... The north side of the bathroom. ”
[Pull card] activated, a pitch-black round hole spread silently on the wall of the bathroom, Fang Ran pierced into it with a fierce man, and then passed through a thickness of about ten centimeters to the corridor behind.
"Hmph... Hum... Hum hahahahahaha!!!! ”
The muscles on his body that had just trained three-dimensional mobility were still sore violently, but Fang Ran, who had already seen his beautiful tomorrow, didn't care about the little pain at all, and couldn't help but bow his head and laugh out loud, and finally the voice became louder and louder, and the success evolved into a cross-waisted laugh!
It's finally time to escape from this hellish place!
The thought of finally not having to eat made Fang Ran excited.
When I go out, I must buy a deluxe version of pancake fruit with two eggs and two sausages, bacon chicken steak and everything!
Oh, don't talk to me if you don't have a price of more than ten dollars!
The magical boy is still very useless and thinking about his beautiful ideas.
Then he moved his throat violently, and felt that when he thought about it, he secreted a lot of saliva at once.
I couldn't help but restrain my ugly desires anymore, so I laughed proudly!
"No one can stop me from the masked man in the chocolate box! No one! nobody!! ”
Then he pulled his legs and ran.
Run all the way to the gate of the Night Bureau Building!
"Pancake fruit!! I'm coming!!!!! ”
Fang Ran's eyes lit up, his mouth was full of words, and in the direction of the hall was a nirvana-salted fish sprint!
[Trick Description: Salted Fish Dash!] - This move is a must-kill move that can only be used by salted fish bursting out of a strong will, once this move is cast, it will make the user's eyes shine, rush to the road, and carry an unstoppable momentum to increase their speed by 0.001% compared to the peak speed of the terrible move, use with caution, use with caution! 】
The wind was galloping, lightning and thunder, running in the corridor, Fang Ran felt like he saw Diga shining under the dark clouds in the sea to fight the god of darkness!
I feel like I've become a light!
Let Fang Ran can't help but yell!
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"My wife's !!! of the third man"
Then the [Pull Card] was activated, and the pitch-black round hole appeared on the wall in front of him, and under the incredible, psychopathic-like eyes of the nearby scientific researchers, he stepped on it hard, and perfectly played the way Su Qun taught him to jump and exert force!
Fang Ran jumped three meters away and shouted angrily!
"I can fly !!!"
Then a splash of water rushed into the black hole where the [Pull Card] pierced through the wall.
This is followed by a set of full unloading actions with the front foot landing, the right hand supporting, the center of gravity moving forward, the shoulders sinking, and the dexterous rolling.
In fact, it's just a lazy donkey rolling....
Then just when the corners of Fang Ran's mouth showed a hopeful smile, looking at the glorious hall of the night game.
"Well, you're already very skilled in the action of rolling and unloading."
Su Qun's voice sounded on the side without any fluctuations.
Fang Ran: "......"
It seemed that his neck had been replaced with wood all of a sudden, and Fang Ran twisted stiffly with a click, and there was still a stiff smile on his face.
Then he saw Su Qun sitting on the chairs in the tea section at the edge of the hall.
In my heart, it was as if there was a voice like an old game console, and a box of white words on a black background came out to read the reminder on the stick.
[Wild Spartan Instructor-Lodge emerges from the grass!] 】
Su Qun put down the magazine he had been open for a few minutes, walked over to Fang Ran, patted him on the shoulder as if he didn't know anything, nodded at him and said a whisper that Fang Ran had seen no less than a demon.
"Let's go, it's time to go back to training, if you delay it any longer, the afternoon training will not be finished."
Fang Ran: "......"
After a long time, Fang Ran covered his face tremblingly and asked:
"Overnight... Lodge... Brother Suqun... Why are you here..."
Aren't you supposed to be waiting for me at the underground training ground!??
Su Qun looked at him speechlessly, and after a few seconds, he turned his head as if he couldn't bear to look directly and spoke:
"While you're yelling 'no one can stop you' in the hallway, Emma passed the footage to me."
Looking at Fang Ran, who was full of lovelessness, Su Qun turned his head again and paused, hesitated for a moment and added:
"That, although it's all hidden in a place where you can't see it, but there are no dead spots in the night game."
Fang Ran: "......"
Burst!
Fang Ran felt like he had been stabbed in the chest, I'm sorry, I thought it was too sweet to be able to pass through the wall and run away while no one was looking, and....
You told me about this next time!!! (Fall!) )
Fang Ran, who was dragged away by the group for training, took one last look at the elegant and beautiful artificial intelligence-Emma behind the front desk in the hall, and noticed Fang Ran's gaze, she also waved her hand to herself, and the screen on her entire face flashed blue slightly.
Fang Ran, who didn't even run out of the door, covered his heartbroken face with tears streaming down his face.
Emma, I didn't expect you to betray me this time!!
....
Fang Ran's escape plan, the first time, failed.